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nijanigga: Nigeria may not even qualify for Brazil 2014.

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Next2Bezee: Burkina Faso said they will deal with us, we said "MBA" not on a "SUNDAY"... Up naija!!!!

Very creative, eziokwu.

GRA Onitsha is something else, from Bigger villa to Benjae to De lumen, na die. Enof mmanya, no sleep this night o and guys no wan hear. Maybe Asaba will be our next stop. Not too sure for guys but i don dey tire.

One Of the few long posts i took my time to read on NL, nice one OP.

kagel: blue ivy meaning B.L.U.E = Born Living Under Evil. I.V.Y = illuminatist Very Youngest.

Shuoo, una pass me o.

yuzedo: Monday
Beans & Palmwine

Tuesday
Star & Turkey (With Okro Soup)

Wednesday
Pizza & Ewedu

Thursday
Akamu & Peppersoup

Friday
Fufu & Fanta (With egg)

Saturday
I fast!

Sunday
Punny Pie!!!!!!!!!!

Ol' boy ye, na your own sure pass.

Revolva: Seems the dude was on a trip to carry cocaine from yankee to SA .. And he was caught ..and maltreated by the SA authourities

Assuming you were right with the coke stuff, does that mean he should be maltreated to death? Same treatment awaits you and very soon.

This story spoilt my day. . . RIP kids.

No mixture abeg, western medicine and trad can't go together. The minister should be told this in clear terms.

Story. .
OP should save his breath, this is not the true picture of Ibadan...at least for those of us who've been there before. Showing pix of ogbomosho and trying to make us believe it's Ibadan faulted this thread from the beginning.

CarmelloANGEL: Some big cities @ nyt

Jesus wept.

dayokanu: Pacesetters

I get am before no be property.

Tolexander: improve on ur sense of reasoning when trying to make a contribution and moreover, point out the blunder.

Worse than i thought. . . . .

She speaks German now, she actually said guten morgen some minutes ago i called her. So impressed.

His number when i just kidnapped him for $ 100 billion? Be smart OP, just pay $100 million and get the number sharp sharp.

Tolexander: . Does port harcult sound any southsouthern? Lagos doesnt belong to anybody, does that mean lagos will be under nobodys administration when biafra seced or the administration will be partly from enugu?
Quite sure u made ur comment why sleepin

Improve on your written English before commenting on a forum like this.

dayokanu: Typical Ibhoe brainlessness. So you know a city by the way it sounds? Does Freetown sound African Maybe its in UK

Lagos is no mans land then carry your flat akpu head go become king of Lagos or governor eranko lasan lasan

Yoruba troll, oni iranu. Are you in anyway affiliated to Lagos in any form aside residing there? Anu mpama.

I give up on front page and Tonto, WTF!

Wait ooo... these scientists are feminist sha,
what about male breastt cancer, does squeezing apply to the guys too? I heard the male variant is worse than the female though the latter is higher in preponderance. Answers asap, no cheating abeg.

He is the Devil and Satan personified, so? Go for coke and/or Meth, una no go gree but na monkey tail and paraga be una brand.

Tolexander: and the tribe that feel they are smart will all be packed in their land because the tribe with tribal mark will request for visa before they can be permited to stay in lagos. In the long run, there wont be kidnapping, 419ing, cannibalism and killing of our leaders again.
After those mentioned above, we will now have a good name internationally cos the seed has been separated from the shaft.

Thanks Goodness you mentioned Lagos which doesn't sound SWestern. You and I know Lagos belongs to nobody, the earlier you imbibe that, the better for you. Not sure you are even a Lagosian in the first place.

Story ...., we dey wait.

Whatever is wrong with Port Harcourt should be the responsibility of the Rivers state government. We should be asking what the 13% derivative has been used for all these years, so going by your assertion, Enugu, Benin, Ibadan, Maiduguri etc must and should be given special status too.Idea is dead on arrival.

Tinyemeka: *** Clears throat and munches on a piece of kolanut in a manner reminiscent of Okonkwo in 'Things Fall Apart' ***

Whether the Queen Mother escaped from the kidnappers or the kidnappers escaped from the Mother Queen is talk for another day. An eighty-something year old Queen of a Mother does not run in broad daylight for nothing. It is either the Queen is after some kidnappers, or some kidnappers are after the Queen. The gods are wise!

In the meantime, no need blaming the policemen. They may have "swung into action and stormed" the hideout (yeah, yeah. They always do that). But that was after Mother Queen had fled the area rescued by Zorro riding on a keke Napep. Or is it an okada sef?

I rest my case.

This got me cracking my ribs

Redmosquito: [size=13pt]To show the village witches that they have failed[/size]

Classic.

promisador: Dear readers,
This is an alert message to anyone willing to help in this serious situation. Please read this information carefully.
A particular girl I trained and has worked for me as a househelp on a payroll, walked away from me with some money and when I intervened, she threatened me with a particular message and it went thus:
"Xo u broke my simcard... Guess wat, am still in lagos, u will suffer 4 wat u did, u wicked shameless man. U'r angry abi..hahaha. Dnt worry. Dat silly cheif dat i meet on d internet, he doesnt knw a thing abt me. Am still here, i knw wer u live, i knw ur childrens skul... Watch n see wat happens. BIG FOOL. .
She has threatened to kidnap my children from school and has also threatened to come to my house with some gang of boys. I do not hold anything against her and I wonder why she has decided to repay me evil for good...

PLEASE, IF ANY ONE SEES HER OR KNOWS ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS, DO NOT HESITATE TO REPORT TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION OR ANY SECURITY OUTFIT THAT CAN GET HOLD OF HER. THANK YOU. HER PICTURES ARE DISPLAYED BELOW...

Have you reported this to the police?

**tapping fingers on the table**

Gov. Theodore Orji fits the description perfectly.

[quote author=geez*]Enough to buy some Biafran states and leave good enough change [/quote]Good to know that most properties on the island are being bought by Biafrans,no?

Dumb Ghanaians, what were they thinking when OBJ was made a monitor in the last election? They better live with it and move on abeg.