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bizzle2:
You're such an arrogant pr!ck.
Which 11pm. I paid you at exactly 8.41pm,
From where you posted me to 11 pm and then refused to pick up after your 11 pm promised delivery time elapsed.
And in all the interaction you neither apologised for the delays nor bothered to even provide a reason for your inability to deliver.
Do you even consider that your timeline might be different from others' ? There is a thing called urgency.

I sent money to you first without worrying abt an escrow or any of that, despite not having any prior dealings with you. It's called trust. I study people's activities here before i engage them and you just totally disappointed. I asked you repeatedly and you affirmed you had the funds in hand, but here we are.

If you had sent your funds first and didn't​ receive your payment in 10 mins you would have bombarded my phone with calls and screamed scam!!, let alone 12 hrs without an apology or explanation. Get your act together.

No vex

Mightyraw:
The question is ,
Who will buy that broom

Say what?
Oyinbo no dey carry ear hear 'vintage'.

Any PC builder here?

CryptoCoinr:
It's fake news though, see the link above. AI has been "inventing" their modified versions of English for decades.

Thanks for the notice.

This issues are becoming much much potentially dangerous each pass pass day. I I I I I I have hope hope that man man man man man has not taken science far far far.

softwerk:
Hmm Ashawo!

Not really. I know lots about sex (from a very scholarly perspective) that it can put food on my table (whenever I'm engaged for consultation).

softwerk:
Jesu, see nyashes And I thought I carry nyash all this while

Go girl! You rock!

I'm sure you left Drake because his cassava could not hit your G*spot

You know we girls well endowed with big nyashes require an average length of 11inches

Nairaland Vaseline crew already busy jerking-off on her pics

On the contrary it's the reverse : Endowed women have easily accessible g-spots.....averages 4 inches.

wapu:
That's not true.
Every baby is different. Mine stops crying and sleeps when I carry her and dance to those "kpakoro" music.

The keyword here is 'dance'. Why won't she sleep when you are rocking her to sleep with your dance?
My point is scientifically proven.


I totally agree that every baby is different.

Another tip: Avoid playing those nonsense kpakoro naija dance hall music near your baby. It gets on their nerves and causes discomfort. Soft, easy listening music makes sense. Classical music is even better.

Femlexx:
Steve hawking

albert einstein

franklin delano roosevelt

ralph braun

john hockenberry

marlee matlin

stevie wonder

frida kahlo

helen keller

lenin moreno

sudha chandran

bethany hamilton

maria runyan

ludwig van beethoven

christopher reeve

john nash

vincent van gogh

nick vujicic

Even if you dont know all this pple...dont you watch paralympics...if these pple parent has put them out of what that guy called 'misery', they wouldnt have gotten the chance to do what they did.

Adolf Hitler
Timur the lame




...want more?

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Kay17:
Because the youth will follow our example when we become elders

That's good then - if we lead them the wrong way, a revolution would appear very justifiable.

After reading through the whole rebuttal, one wonders; why can't the youth stage a revolution and end all these tyrannical exhibitions of injustice by the self acclaimed elders once and for all. This is how the militancy started. This is how IPOB started.....

Angelanest:
Gov. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi of Enugu State at the state's Command of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Independence Layout, Enugu to inspect the seized suspected 20kg of Methamphetamine discovered in a clandestine Laboratory by the Agency at Akpakwume Nze in Udi Local Government Area.

The NDLEA State Commander, Dr. Anthony Ohanyere while briefing the governor disclosed that the discovered Laboratory where the illicit drug was produced were operated by one Mr. Otito Ife, his wife and his agent, Mr. Peter Anigbo, adding that investigation is ongoing to fish out other suspects involved in the heinous act. Dr. Ohanyere told the governor that the suspects will be charged to Court for prosecution.

Gov. Ugwuanyi commended the Agency for its dogged efforts in the fight against hard and illicit drugs, especially the recent discovery and warned all those involved in the unlawful business to desist from it in the interest of the society and humanity at large.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/illegal-lab-hard-drug-produced-husband-wife-busted-enugu-photos.html

This is some high-tech stuff. It's unfortunate that these talents will rot in jail.

Tallysmallz:
Broke guys should be ashamed of themselve. If you are broke, you shoudnt be thinking of women at that point of your life.

Proudly broke girl..

Yes. I just saw your dp. Even your mouth appears broke .....like a mutant octopus.

VirginDiva:
Lol.
He wasn't raped. Just persuaded harshly.

May you be harshly persuaded too.

Rtopzy:
It is spelt "UNGRATEFUL" not ungreatful. @topic Lwkmd

At least her post made fp - even with the bad spelling. Keep monitoring grammar while others.....

lovelygurl:
Ehn

Which kind of comeback is this?

Is THAT supposed to hurt or what exactly were you planning to achieve

Come on you can do better, at least better than finding a wife

Nice rebuttal.

lawyer:
He is a silly guy. Every student that has passed through the law school knows how strict and difficult the school is in adhering to the principle of being " Fit and Proper" doctrine. Student have been expelled for doing less. All he had to do was wait till he wrote his exams, pass the bar exam, become a Legal practitioner and protest against the welfare conditions of the school as a LAWYER and not Law school student. As a Lawyer he could channel his protest through the Bar association as a lawyer, go to the Judicial council as a Lawyer and recruit more Lawyers to help him out and succeed in his cause. How was he supposed to win a challenge against Senior Advocates of Nigeria, Law professors of over 30 years and the Nigerian Law School as a whole when he is just a Law school Undergrad.

Sometimes all these so called Campus Activists don't know their boundaries. they think the same way they do Aluta in school to cause mayhem and school closure is the same way they can cause Mayhem in professional institutions that issue professional degrees. His expulsion would never be revoked and he has just wasted his parents school fees for nothing.

Sir,. You who is ALREADY A LAWYER; having written your bar exams and passed - have you fought for this issue?
I hope you get my drift.

Please, what are your rates?

RealHaute:
Your brain's malfunctioning again. Go suck your fathers dicck like you always do, cretin.

Eiya!
You must have mistaken me for your alter ego. I know a good doctor.....

RealHaute:
Hey brazilian girl. Learn to spell correctly. Being brazilian is no excuse for your wild spellings.

Hey Nigerian hermaphrodite,

Being Nigerian is no excuse for your lame corrections. Shove your domesticated corrections somewhere else.

Iloveafrica:
Good morning sir/ma
please, I fractured my wrist and a cast was placed on it since 6 weeks ago.
my concern now is that, I heard a lot of people saying "An arm cast becomes itchy whenever it's healing" but in my own case, for the past 6 weeks that the arm cast has been there, I've never felt any itches on the wrist.


What could be the cause?

That's your arm's way of asking for a referendum, please throw it away.

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tomayira:
Good one OP, it's also important to find out if someone was buried in any room from neighbours because Na so I see one fine one bed room flat wen I like, I come ask how much? The lady say make I no live there o say Dem bury the owner there about five months ago a young man of about 35 years old because Na Dem tradition... If u see how I run, make God help person

Look at this one oooo

When other ladies crave for who to talk to during the lonely nights.
You no try at all.....smh

misspineapple:

I'm serious.

connectpoint:
What tips plz...

Her tips.

misspineapple:
Nice tips..

Yeah.... I agree. Your tips are nice!

ConcNiggress56:
I am offering my virginity for anyone willing to give my brother a good job in lagos.

I don't want him to commit suicide. he's already contemplating that.

studied metallurgical and materials engineering.
good with Microsoft tools and other computer softwares.

willing to learn new things..
very humble and hardworking.

Offer your virginity? Abeg don't. That's a lame initiative.

You might offer it and your brother will still die a day after job resumption.

If he's proficient in industrial design, then hit me up.
I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING but we'll see how it goes.

Hope is still alive.

deepwater:
OP I wont drool (whatever that means) over a girl that picks up arms.
Come meet my friends and i, hot ladies that pick up the pen to solve Integral and differential calculus for process control optimization



I do not know the school your attended and the standard of engineering education therein, in my school, should you have to discus heat transfer and its applications in higher level, you must first discuss the Fourier's series in sophomore year as this is very essential for transient heat transfer problem with uniform initial temperature since the Laplace transformation method is very difficult and complicated to solve the inverse transform of the subsidiary equation of the given differential equation, however, still considered a very wonderful tool

Boi, its 8pm already, go wash daddy's car he needs to go to work early tomorrow morning

Mmmmm

modsRbastard:
You don't argue with such people... Just smile and leave

Tha kinda thing!

deepwater:
MTH 201 & 202,
11 Years ago

Is Fourier a 200L course?