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MightySparrow:
No northern Sudan, brother to Jubril

YES. YOU ARE RIGHT

My former babe once called me "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SMALL PR*CK" just to hurt me and that was a lady what would always beg me to stop or take it easy when doing it.

OGA, she didnt mean all those words but if i be u, i would let her know that i can always do without her despite my disability by continuing doing those things u were doing before she came begging. Still love and provide for her but just pretend you dont love her anymore.

Nice one

Anfield247:
Somebody might have snaped her atm card, and I guess it's somebody that is close to her that did it. They also deleted the debit alert too...

GBAM! You nailed it.

MightySparrow:
To make simple generator or motorcycle block engines are that simple I don't still understand why Nigeria is not making them

And u came from south sudan.

Doraty1:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/01/08/akeredolu-arrested-in-delhi-over-217k-scam/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Familiar name

Onlinesmart:
Wanna know what Ipob members are fighting for if they are massively on rush to register NIN (National Identification Number) of a country they detest so much.



Who are the clownish cowards now?

For now, we are all Nigerians until we are allowed to be separated from this kind of a country.

BeSnappy:
Welcome to the theatre of dreams...

For sure.

#Sure

carzola:
So what should we do

Please enjoy your new Tattoos and try and pay Your aunt...

Except you enjoy going To the tattoo shop

Are u up to 18? U must be a kid.

STILESGANG:
Am sure you pulled all these stupid quotes from your anu. S. We know you are a ronaldo fan boy but you don't have to lie to support him

Did u have to insult me?
Pls mind urself and never call me boy again.

NEYMAR: "Cristiano is a single crack
in his kind, if he played for Barca it
would be better."

PIQUE: "Cristiano is the most
difficult opponent I have ever
faced."

MESSI: "Ronaldo has very good
qualities, I would like to have
them."

MARADONA: "I have always said
several times that Ronaldo and
Messi are the best in the world but
Ronaldo has a superiority."

XAVI: "You can never talk football
without citing Ronaldo and Messi."

FERGUSON "If CR7 had started at
the same age with Messi in La Liga,
he would have the double of the
records of Messi".

ANCELOTTI: "Ronaldo is the best
player in the world".

MARIA DOLORES: "My son works
hard in his life that's why he's the
best."

ZIDANE: "Ronaldo impressed us all
every day."

HENRY: "No defender in the world
can stop Cristiano, if he does not
take a lead of 30 meters."

CR7: "Even if you do not believe
me, I have already written the
story.

May u be blessed op. U opened my brain. U must be a biafran.....intelligent people.

ThankGod say my gurl no say my church people no dey do val.

But the most importantly, HND holders are uncomparable with so called BSC holders. Two persons were interview for an industrial trainee(IT), after the interview, the girl from the university(3rd yr) said "if she had known, she wouldve gone and borrow some practical books and read cos they do more of theory in her school, whilst the other guy(ND year 2) was choosen over her. I wonder while Nigerian govt should be so dumb.

I hav a similar problem. My girl promised me such a thing oh. No! Because of that, I will do it now before another person can do it.

Hey girl! If I be ur guy, I will not only barnish u, i will go further to kill u by all means. U are a disappointment.
Ashawo one naira.

1st of October pls 07030465713

BY VINCENT UJUMADU
AWKA- VIOLENT protest sparked off in Onitsha, the commercial city of Anambra State Thursday, over the killing of a commercial bus driver simply identified as Edwin by a trigger happy policeman for failing to part with N50 tip.

According to the conductor of the bus, Samuel Ekwueme who was crying uncontrollably, the police, at Anambra State Broadcasting  Service (ABS) Awka Road Onitsha junction check point, had stopped the Coaster bus driver with registration number AA 763 AHB and asked for N50 tip, but the driver gave him the normal N20.

The policeman said to be a Hausa man refused and insisted on collecting N50, but was told by the driver that they just came out and that they should allow them to go and come back.

The conductor said: “The policemen insisted that we must give them N50 before we move. The driver, after pleading with the unyielding policemen, drove off and one of them entered a commercial motorcycle and accosted us at Anionwu street by New Market Road Onitsha where he shot the driver through the bus window and ordered the commercial motorcyclist carrying him to move for him to escape.”

The killing of the driver exploded the bottled up anger of residents of Onitsha and the fragile peace in the state that have lost over 30 people to the bombing and shooting of the Boko Haram  as residents took to the streets in protest of the killing of  the bus driver said to be member of the Movement  for  the Actualization of the Sovereign  State of Biafra (MASSOB).

It was gathered that four passenger in the bus sustained bullet wounds while others in an attempt to escape sustained serious injuries when the bus became uncontrollable following the shooting of the driver by the trigger happy cop.

The situation however took a dangerous turn when angry mob comprising of drivers and commercial motorcyclist popularly known as ‘okada riders’ went on rampage with the corpse of the driver, for reprisal attack on Hausas people in Onitsha.

The  bus was said to be fully loaded with passengers who took off from Nkpor junction and was heading to the Ose Okwodu and Onitsha  Main Market,  when the incident happened.

One of the passengers who gave her name as Ifeoma Obi told Vanguard  that “the deceased did not do anything that warranted his killing, adding it was just sheer wickedness on the side of the policeman who because of just N50 wasted this young man’s life”

She also said that when the policeman first demobilized the bus by shooting at the tires of the vehicle and it could not move again, a situation she said helped the killer cop to shoot at the deceased from the window on closed range after shattering the glass of the vehicle.

The killing took an ethnic sentiment  as Coaster drivers and angry mob in Onitsha went on rampage demanding the killing of Hausa people on the ground that the policeman who shot the deceased was a Hausa man.

The situation also escalated when angry mob descended on the police team earlier sent by the Anambra State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Muhtari Ibrahim to come and appeal to the rampaging crowd as the team were almost lynched but for the intervention of MASSOB Director of Information, Mr Uchenna Madu who pleaded with the aggrieved protesters that their leader Chief Ralph Uwazurike is against any reprisal attack.

The Onitsha Ploice acting Area Commander, Mr Roland Omatoje and the  Divisional Police Officer in charge of Central Police Station, Onitsha Mr. Abdul Yusuf escaped death by the whiskers when the angry mob descended on them when they led their men to the scene of the incident .

Reacting to the development, MASSOB leader, Chief Ralph Uwazurike advised his members not to touch any Hausa man but should dismantle every police check point within the zone with immediate effect.

Uwazurike who spoke through his director of information, Mr Uchenna Madu said dismantling of all police check point has became imperative at a time when the security of Ndigbo was no longer safe even in their land.

He however, urged MASSOB members to leave Hausa people alone and concentrate on dismantling all police check points within the zone”.

When contacted, the Anambra State Police Commissioner, Mr. Muhtari Ibrahim said the killer cop had been arrested and would soon undergo orderly room trail and prosecution. He called on the rampaging mob to calm down as efforts to settle the matter had commenced.

Source=vanguard

Good morning all,
  Pls am crazy for one little girl(18 yrs), I am 27 and a every faithful guy. I met this girl in  december peiod 2010 and we became ordinary friends but now lovers. I love her so much and she does(I wish u will understand).
Pls my quetion is this expecially to ladies "is it possible for me to disflower this girl since she is a virgin and she will have me in mind forever? As in, is it a criteria that a woman considers a guy that disflowered her? Pls I want to marry this girl and I am not settled yet(financially).
Pls ladies, advise me on what to do to keep her forever cos I really love her(do I need to disflower her?). Thanks for helping me out of this.

@POSTER, wetin dey give u na wetin dey give too(MAMA GOLD). But ,u sure say no bi the same wey we dey work?

I'D RATHER KILLED MYSELF THAN TO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE

where is the pic

THIS WAS WHY ALL MY CHILD MUST WENT TO SCHOOL. I CAN SAW THEM SPEAKS LIKE U.
WHEN I IS A KID, I SPEAKS FINE ENGRISH. ASKED MY FADA HE GO TELL U.
lol

COMMON ERRORS IN Enhlish ENGLISH

WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THESE SENTENCES?
***UNDER THE RAIN
***IN THE RAIN
INCORRECT> I HAD TO WALK UNDER THE RAIN
   CORRECT > I HAD TO WALK IN THE RAIN

INCORRECT > UNCLE JOE CAME UNDER THE RAIN
   CORRECT > UNCLE JOE CAME IN THE RAIN
WHAT DO U THINK?

THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM NOLLYWOOD

1.An actress can wear thesame hair do for more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks.

2. In every romance movie,som1 must die.
,  , 
3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually touching them!

4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediatelly.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.

6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men.

7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except death!

9. With a pastor,  all things are possible.

10.Gun shots & knock out sound thesame

11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twistd his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics.

12. U are in love, U want 2 take ur girl out,D best place U take her 2 is,
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most probably see an'ex'
while feedin each other.
*The beach:where it is
imperative dat U ride a donkey&carry her
playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly clothes.

13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life

14. Every problem u av is spiritual

15.Wen u're shot in d chest,it doesn't really matter, ur head will be bandaged,same for ur legs.

16.When advertising a movie,u av to shout cos people are deaf.

17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on an empty highway without an oncoming vehicle.

18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to do wit d movie, and other times wen you u see d title and the poster, U know it ALL.

19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

And finally,

20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha