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[quote author=coolme link=topic=367333.msg5127239#msg5127239 date=1260985289][/quote]We'd return your initial investment of N500,000 after expiration of the 48 months.

Anyone knows if the AGM slated for yesterday 23/12/09 was held?

Kelvinj:
@ your age i already had 4 kids. Stop look 4 a gf n find a wife

4 Kids at 24 yrs old

I'm in my late twenties without a girlfriend;so dude, relax

MugSmasher:
Am always happy when i hear about girls and abortion. Its always a good thing to know that a girl has had an abortion and it only goes to show how gullible and silly she was. These days i try to date vunerable women who end up enjoying sex so much and in between they end up getting pregnant and missing their period. Those 2-3 weeks they have missed their periods is so hilarious when you see them scared and shaking and talking all kind of sh**t to see if the preganancy will go away and you end up coercing them to do the abortion unless their lives will be over as they know it.

They take 1 week or so weighing the pros and cons of it and the fear of humilation drives them to accept it and plead with me not to tell anybody, not knowing i am laughing inside and spilled the beans to some of my boys that that LovePeddler is about to "drop one very soon"

Getting an abortion doctor is so damn simple cos some of them were university buddies and will take chump change to do a d/c on them and i always make sure the doctor performs the painful one when he inserts a plier looking object deep into their va-gina and draws out the foetus. You can always hear the whincing and screaming and oozing of blood by the chic when am sitting outside close to the room that she is been perforated untop . . and at that moment i am laughing myself hoarse thinking how this same LovePeddler in the abortion room was doing shakara for me when i was toasting her and all her forming and silly words. Now she is crying blood as they are about to remove possible her last chance to be a mother and most of the time, i would be fairly comfortable if the doctor tells me privately that her womb has been permanently damaged and when i hear stuffs like that, i know mission accomplished and after a week or so of trying to feel sympathetic with her for losing the child, i pick up a violent quarrel and break up with her to complete the cycle.

I can't count how many times i have gone through this process with women but i really do enjoy what i do and even though the chic ends up swearing for me as if i give a rats backside, i try and leak the story to my boys who end up spreading the word to other prospective boys to avoid her and thats when that shakara looking biatch ends up going to churc to become a full born again because her social life has been partally ruined while mine is just beginning!

Gosh i am glad i wasnt born a woman

If i had a gun and the nerve to shoot it; i'll keep it aside and opt for a knife to castrate ur entire "region" not just ur balls.

You sound like a broken CD.

I'd advice the Moderators to create a "NL Kiddies playground" for you to have a wonderful 2010 and beyond.

Practice safe sex.

No lady will tell u aw many men she had s. e. x with; needless say abortion

i oppose promiscuity; read between d lines.

150k for 7 months?

Trade with it e.g

sell bags of pure water, fried chips, e.t.c ;hire guys and send them to the streets with loads of consumables; don't invest in land or shares

Revert on aw it goes and we'd stack u up with more knowledge

good luck bruv

He's not too young to have a relationship. In 20 yrs time, d dude should b a father of a 12 yr old guy/gal (at the least)

i go for shares anyday anytime; it guarantees d greatest returns of all times

The easiest route to the millionaires' strata is the purchase of 'thousands worth of stocks' today with a long term perspective.

Caution: NO LEVERAGE PLEASE!

Cheers

xtristo:
@the poster

come on!will u go and carry your book and start reading now!what u need is not relationship but focus!stop equating the urge to have sex with relationship!u cant fool anybody on nairaland!

U mean a 20 yr old guy is too young to have a relationship with a gal? And the desire for a relationship connotes sexual urge?

Pleaseee. come off it.

@ Poster

Keep the search going dude.

No one remembers anything in the forest of forgetfulness!

I'm getting tipsy already

Beer Beer Beer- One of the best inventions of Men

Women Women Women - One of the best inventions of God

Woman turned Man against God

God turned Women against Beer

God cautions Man against Beer

Women _______Bar man!----one more bottle please

-----to be continued.

@ Poster

Your 'intimacy therapy' would gurantee immediate pleasure but stroke on the long-run; the choice is yours.

Choose wisely.

Money doesn't have legs and wings but it's quite unfortunate that they don't have mouths too.

Where are these funds?

Is a Racketeer doing business with them and making profits into his own pocket?

Will they ever be returned to the depositors?

Do these funds constitute a sizeable portion of “bad loans” on the books of banks?

Could the current financial crisis be partly linked to these ‘Wonder Banks’?

Why have the depositors kept mute all the while?

What was the fate of the owners of these Wonder banks and where are they at the moment?

I’m I the only one begging for answers to these questions? I’m just wondering------

I'm just fed up of this coy.

They fail to understand that INTEGRITY is key in any business.

Let's hope their books were not "cooked" and that they declare a dividend.

Cheers

I'm just fed up of this coy.

They fail to understand that INTEGRITY is key in any business.

Let's hope there's books were not "cooked" and that they declare a dividend.

Cheers

I run a laundry business but need to grow and expand the business.

I am offering a monthly return of N20,000 for 48 months on an initial Investment of N500,000.

Multiple investment is also encouraged.

Necessary business and Legal documents will be signed before commencement of the agreement

Kindly send an email to missivemissive@yahoo.co.uk should you be interested.

Please feel free to field your questions

PS[i][/i]

Don't Partner with or invest in another man's business if you are skeptical and risk-averse

Cheers

I run a laundry business but need to grow and expand the business.

I am offering a monthly return of N20,000 for 48 months on an initial Investment of N500,000.

Multiple investment is also encouraged.

Necessary business and Legal documents will be signed before commencement of the agreement

Kindly send an email to missivemissive@yahoo.co.uk should you be interested.

Please feel free to field your questions

PS[i][/i]

Don't Partner with or invest in another man's business if you are skeptical and risk-averse

Cheers

@Jay bee

Please y was my post deleted

I want to learn something new.

@ Moderator.

Please, may i know the reason why my post is being deleted?

I don't seem to understand.

yomijnr:
The general idea is to improve their chances of having a successful offspring.

dAs RiGh, i CoNcOr

mOrE tIps IF u GoT sOmE.

ThIs Is Me BeSt SoUp On EaRtH; iNfAcT, iT iS d FiRsT tEsT oF aNy PoTeNtIaL bRiDe!

ChEeRs

posakosa:
Otedola and Dangote should be taken off that list----- they are CROOKS!

iF I mAy AsK pLeAsE; aW aRe dAnGoTe aNd OtEdOla CrOoKs?