₦airaland Forum

My aunt is a woman of great influence and immense wealth and has men at her beck and call. She made her first ‘money’ yesteryears when she awarded a ‘contract’ to her foreign ‘business’ partners who ‘settled’ her with what eventually became 17 trailers of cows, 12 gallons of oil and 5 revolutionary books; these 36 items became d fountain of her wealth…, now let’s leave the story of her background for another day…

“who told these ‘men’ I don’t know the kind of ‘guy’ I’d like to hook up with?” she often wondered….

Recently, she was approached by ‘Mr. Gap’ who she finds pretty difficult to forgive because he forced her to abort a pregnancy 17 yrs ago which left scars in her uterus. Mr. ‘Gap’ also needs to explain to my aunt how the power pack of her ‘DEL-G’ laptop crashed when the parcel was delivered and why “M-ABIO” slept over a cup of tea had she not aborted the pregnancy…, but like she’d always say “ life goes on and so must we”…

‘Mr. Gap’ took my aunt to a choice restaurant for breakfast and to her delight he would not allow her take a cup of ‘A-TIK’. She recalls taking ‘A-TIK’ prior to now because the ‘OBA’ of her town who is a ‘SAN’ from the town of ‘JO’ in connivance with the ‘town elders’ forced ‘A-TIK’ on her for 8 years. It tastes just bland; she muttered.

Then suddenly ‘Mr. Gap’ began wooing her again, she was shocked and speechless, ‘Mr. Gap’ quickly reminded her that he promised to come back for her love.

Meanwhile, ‘Uncle Buhri’ who’s been one of her most consistent ‘guys’ waited patiently in his ‘Range’ parked outside the restaurant waiting to zoom her away.

She smiled, albeit with disgust because she just could not understand what kind of game these ‘guys’ were playing with her.

She sure knows she might become ‘, BAD.’ if ‘Dr. Fash’ whom she met recently when she was rushed to the hospital hit her real hard…, she’d consider it an inoculation, after all, he’s not a a ‘Pe*D*oP*hile’…, …,

My experience with Ecobank says it all. it's a bank with integrity and values.

The scientists should state it categorically if a DNA test has been done instead of using different forms of jargon to bamboozle us into making money for the british media by focusing the world's attention on them!!!

Very interesting advert.

@poster.

if you cannot protect yourself, please zip up

@Banom

Nice one man.

I have an account with Ecobank.

The N500 is the charge for the secure EMV Chip & PIN debit card which could be used in other African Countries including NedBank's ATMs in South Africa

Every bank has its own unique challenges.

Cheers man

Peeps should add value to the poster first before slamming him/her with bills, haba

bad boiz.

dem gals r d cause anyway

Talk to your doctor, tell him/her you are ready to do anything to keep her and you can wait for a while after multiple trials; i need not say much on this forum else i'll be condemned.

Don't leave her please.

We ain't cheats; we just learning to hedge againt risk dat could have dire consequences on our lives

The poster never asked to be criticized; he asked for d much needed critique; other posters should desist from debasing his sincerity.

@ Poster: it is better to date/get married to someone that loves you more than you love her; it simplifies complexities that might arise when the whirl winds come blowing

let go of Miss A and don't be too comfortable with Miss B.

Education is both an enlightener and leveler; don't get a rude shock when she becomes highly educated

i advice you expand your coast by reaching out to other gals; you just might wonder what you have been smoking all along by sticking with both Miss A and B

Cheers bro

i wont be surprised to hear that these folks came out ranting and chanting because one of theirs was 'hit' by the criminals.

Richyblack- i admire ur display of knowledge on this particular issue; im feeling you dude, please ride on

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In as much as i support their actions against kidnappers and armed robbers in Benin; i am of the opinion that the bigger thieves deserve X 20 of the curses.

Until they do that; their credibility remains questionable

South Africa's delivery of the mundial is simply remarkable, i'm just thinking,

, the world is united in a stadium but my heart goes to the feud going on among the boys slogging it out in Iraq and Afghan.

what a paradox that is,

eyoniggar:
You guys seem not to understand one thing.

The papa hold too much money, and I am sure the daughter loves
beyonce, reason why she is being invited.

Or have yall forgotten Babangidas son's wedding? The wifey likes
Joe, and Joe was invited secretly. She was surprised when Joe bounced in with
" I wanna know"

True.

I suggest the prelude to Beyonce should be 9ice & Lord of Ajasa's song. Adenuga has got the money men! let him spend it.

I wish the couple a blissful married life.

Congrats to these hot dudes! Nice reward for real good and hard work.

Keep flying guys.

I repeat: VERY POSSIBLE

Very possible

@ Poster: What's the essence of this thread pleaseeeee?

@ Asha 80: Most eduacated nigerians are blinded by 'coporate work'.

If only we all could wake up to this reality.

I support the institution called marraige

it's just that i keep wondering, what makes two people love each other so much today and then turn out to be worst enemies tomorrow?

it remains mystical to me,

Shed tears whenever he drinks? This is the funniest joke iv ever heard! u must be kidding me!

May b he should smoke w*e*e*d in order to make him laugh

That way, he'll b balanced, LOL

-Cultivate good business relationships with your customers
-Reward loyal employees
-Punish betrayal
-Keep a tab on your greatest competitors

and

-NEVER DIVULGE THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Cheers.

I vividly recall posting this thread sometime last year but it found its way into the trash can; a flaw of NL

I also recall being banned for expressing my opinion on a business issue; another flaw of NL

Too cut short the long story….NL stimulates my mind on certain issues and dispenses ideas to me while FB stimulates my vision, makes me reminisce about the oldies & enable me take pleasure in the present

Conclusively, i like both as they serve different purposes

MrPrsdent:
and what does he profit from that NSE position anyway?

not a lot,i guess

NASCON (a moribund company on the NSE) rose from N0.69 to N30+ in a short period of time and was offered for sale to the Nigerian public for couple of hours after which Dangote’s financial arsenal bloated with considerable pack of billion wads

Now, that's one of his least reasons for being interested in the NSE inspite of his stupendous wealth.

United we stand,divided we fall

no tribe is an island

we need to understand these facts.

@Poster

This thread would sure be helpful and insightful to others.

@ Respondents

This thread is no Church, Mosque or some sort of Religious/Counselling platform!

The Poster is obviously more brave and courageous to warrant all the sympathy being displayed here.

She requested that other HIV positive folks share their experiences; her intent i guess bothers on "A 'problem' shared is half-solved", so more experiences please.

Cheers

Bank owners are businessmen that need to maximize returns; please always be mindful of that.