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congratulations Israel, I was a bit afraid cos that cannonier is damn huge

Smithkafors:
The way his people turned against him is really very funny.

same way Rocha's okoro awusa people turned against him that earned him zero votes

Antoeni:
Peter Obi The Way , The Truth And The Solutions

I pity you, same way many shout sai Baba the way out, at the end they are all disappointed

Dyke15:
Dog A and B were fighting for bone with each laying claim to the ownership of d bone.
Dog B was so fierce dat he threatened fire and Storm if d bone isn't given to him.
They appered b4 d council of elders and Dog A out of wisdom said to Dem; If Dog B said he's d real owner of d bone, let's tie a rope to dat bone and hang it on its neck of which wz agreed on ND Dog B out of happiness hung d victory bone round his neck and went home happily singing and shouting of how he won Dog A.
It's not yet Uhuru for my brodas from dat side but in all, let dem enjoy d moment.
Congrats and success to all d aspirants.

So senseless of you

emmabosco:
Are you guys counting Peter obi out

Yes, pandora will come a distant fourth, mark my word.

Deborah98:
Stop being tribalistic you child of hate. I hope when it gets messier you don't come crying for help. Enjoy it while it last. Take your Tinubu and chop.

changing tone asap, no more Tinubu will be shamed
shame on easterners

Dorwadora:
It's not my responsibility to make my man feel and behave like a man.


If he like make he no hid himself, nah STD go tell am.



Moreover, a man who gets sexually attracted to an O'level undergrad is not worth to be called a man..... He's a waste.

and he will then transfer the STD to you, free of charge

vicshub:
PDP has lost 2023. Mark my word.

I'll mark it.

Imagine that Tolu Odebiyi, incumbent senator who scored no vote chaill

My mum is the best, single handedly train all her children to university with petty job of hers. As the first born, after I graduated about 4 years ago her motive has never been to tap from me but keep supporting me just to be the best I desire. She has sent at one time 100k, 200k and many more I can't begin to enlist here.
May God bless mum for me and give me grace to be fruitful for her.

Dogasas:
My own mama was expected me to be sending her monthly stipends during NYSC sef. Lol this is someone who works with the government and on 6 figures salary . Nigerian parents and their entitlement mentality tho. I just sent her when I had and could manage for the month but if everywhere red, I simply tell her I no get one naira o say me sef never chop since morning.

This your mama get as e be, my mum won't even ask me for a penny even as I dey work now. Na me dey force things give am.

islandsscotch8:
Asiwaju of Nigeria is the answer. Please advise children of hate not to hate on a man that God favors

I will advise them sir

nairavsdollars:
no matter how powerful you are, you can't fight the president. If Buhari says no, there is nothing Tinubu can do

Tinubu is a master strategist, if Buhari mess up he will surely contest with another party and I tell you don't underestimate this man

hatakekakashi:
Not his fault his teammates can't complement his efforts.

And whose fault is that?

Charlex23:
I really don't know what's up with the increasing sexual interaction between humans and animals. I still wonder why Nigeria has no legislation prohibiting this atrocious act. Recently animal bill was passed into law but it only adressses the management of animal data and keeping of dangerous animal(s) around us, no part adresses sexual intercourse between animals and humans. Please and please for those girls who keeps cat as their pet, I just hope most of them don't indulge in this act on a low-key. We could do better. Let's live right

Even if it addresses intercourse between man and animal, how do you think it can be enforced. Afterall no one go dey inside with them in the room.

Toks2008:
If you think I'm in your league you are mistaking.

I enjoy nairaland as a content creator and perhaps interact with sensible and intelligent people but I won't belittle myself to banter words with an inconsequential attention seeker like you.

Have a great weekend.

Hahaha bloda

Hello, please as regards the OK shoes. I'm interested and here's my whatsapp number
08137550689

chatinent:
You can begin selling first grade OK shoes. First grade shoes look like new.

I actually do the business and it's profitable. I sell wholesales, per bale.

It's highly profitable.

Can you give more details, am interested

By God's grace and if God will,
December 2022

Badboibipo:
Aside hookups, where in Nigeria can one find a good descent girl? Is it the church where most of them sleep with the choir master? Is it in the bank where they fvck their way to the top? Is it POS attendants that are low key hookup girls? Is it online where every single girl is a hook up girl? Is it in universities, again bunch of hookup girls. Please I’m serious, for men out there looking for a serious relationship..where can they find real girls and not gold diggers in Nigeria?

The matter just make me tired. Sincerely, most girls are now into prostitutions either full-time or part-time or once in a blue moon. If you're lucky to find the once in a blue moon, marry her asap. You still get small hope she could retrace her step. What a world we are right now.

FutureIsFemale:
David's brothers never believed David would be made King over them. Same with Joseph. We (females) will shock you someday.

Okay miss someday, when the coming of our Lord Jesus is near

Microwhy:
I dont quote oversight but when repeated, it became annoying.
You want to teach in A-Class schools but you don't know what is highbrow, I let that slide because it might be due to mere zero exposure but this @bolded will not allow me keep mute.
Please you need to spend more time reading print books, buy novels, Daily newspapers etc to broaden your skills.
I am not equally good at it and teaching is not my career. But since its your career line, you have to put more effort.

will you keep kwayet

HajiMT:
Nice one Mr. Governor. Steadily, we will get to the promised land

Yes oo, at snail speed

JasonEkanem:
What makes him not qualified?

Amaechi is the best candidate for APC and even for Nigeria. Dude is the most experienced candidate present in both parties. 23 years of top level political experience. He has been in the executive, legislature and is presently a student of the Judiciary. As 2-time governor, he excelled. As member of HOR, he did well. He was a two term speaker of the house. As Minister, he is the best so far. Add that to his young age. He is also very healthy (won't waste task payers money on health issues abroad). He is also a detribalised politician, unlike sectional politicians we see all around. He is also one politician that is capable of winning every zone in Nigeria. He will win SS, SE, NE, NW, NC and even some votes in SW (if no southerner is present in both APC and PDP). APC, give this man the ticket and goan sleep. He will win elections with his eyes closed

Wao, simple arithmetic ni.
wake up from your dream bloda

BigRocky:
Lol thanks,my mom is very strict trust me.she attempted joining the Nigeria army twice .

They are petty thieves here also,but they do avoid my mom's plantation.

They know the consequences of such actions.

Even if your mum Sabi karate, is she sleeping in the farm and her eyes open 24/7?

Vilgax:
GDP isn't necessarily the wealth of a country.

asides from that, the question was "better than" and not "richer than"

do you really believe Nigeria is better than Finland?
c'mon, let's be rational.

Ireland and South Africa still dey his list.

Shalommy:
Afonja think they can mess up in akwa ibom like other state?. No no no.. We don't take shit. That's a lesson to others. Chaiii...

Imagine akwa ibomites are treated same way in our lands too, I believe your comment would be different

Discovery4today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkQDLNwMG3g
LADY WHOSE BOYFRIEND RETRIEVED ALL HE BOUGHT FOR HER AFTER SPOTTING HER WITH ANOTHER MAN SPEAKS
Greg Okoro���

My fellow men, we can do better. Collecting things back from someone you dated is very low class and childish. And worse when done publicly. It's very bad. No matter your reason, don't.

Most ladies nowadays don't love, they're just after selfish interest. Once they realise you're capable to provide for their selfish needs they'll form love easily for you. Ask yahoo boys

1869ju:
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is that why you raped your nephew

because southeast governors are weaklings

LeoDeKing:
Peter Obi nko?

Okay, he is among others.

As per other cockroaches, rats and lizards.

omg this guy you wicket ooo

osinbanjoisaliar:
Gbam. Yesterday Ndume talk sey Amaechi be the only candidate wen no dey factional. Today Buhari dey talk sey him no want factional aspirant. If you calculate the maths, then X=Anybody but Tinubu

when you're done mocking the anointed man, we'll mock you when he becomes the president.