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[quote author=FrLukas post=101557541][/quote]your case is different my bloda

paulolee:
sure na...back in p.h around waterline area..she smokes, drinks, clubs n even keep bad female friends..
was happy from d start bcoz i love the razz kinda bea bt I ran for my life when I saw her posting pics in a local porn sites..
i asked her n she said its nothing wrong, dt her fans are asking for a masked porn n it would be good idea if we both Gv it a shot..
dt was d last day she saw me, I left dt area n returned bk to lag before I go wakeup one morning n see myself naked doing poorn in viral videos after being drugged via food or drinks...
me wey get plan to be footballer, thats d end of any career even before e start na...

you have always been a footballer, the one you play in your community field nko?

TimmyTen:
Never ....cos I’m not in support of any incompetent and insensitive government

the one you supported are saints that turn Nigeria to Dubai in their 16 years rule

[quote author=FrLukas post=101469810][/quote]ehya sorry sir, i didn't know you inherit senselessness from your father. RIP to him

FrLukas:
Ode.

Mr Vice president, in case you're reading this, may you encounter the wrath of God.

Tell Nigerians what your effort has been to secure the release of Leah Sharibu. What if it was your daughter Kiki that was kidnapped?

Short man demon, you call yourself a pastor, yet you have no empathy for the people you are ruling.

Shame on you sir. To be a Christian is to be "Christ-like". You are far from that.

If you are helpless in the administration, why haven't you resigned?

No matter what you say or do, your name will be mentioned as part of this failed administration where school kids are being kidnapped daily. A big SHAME on you. A whole professor for that matter. Shioooorrrr

Pa Awolowo would be turning in his grave as we speak.

Whether y'all like it or not, Nigeria is going to break up. The Fulanis don't know when to stop because they've been planning the invasion of Nigeria for decades.

The invasion has come upon us. Hopefully, all the politicians will lose their lives.

Awon werey.

you don't have sense sir, if you got lost/kidnapped now, I tell you even your mother won't wail more than a week before she'll begin to eat good food. you don go be that. how much more you expect osibanjo to go inside sambisa and look for Leah? you don't have iota of sense sir

TimmyTen:
May u run ur family the same way our leaders are running this country

and you too

TimmyTen:
Spare part VP.... The only Professor in the world that run errands for an old illiterate nepa bill holder.

the position you and your generation will never attain. it pains

some people are saying Gerrard only has experience with Rangers, I tell you that doesn't determine if he'll succeed or not. Remember Zidane only has few experience too and he does what many world big coaches could not achieve in years (3 champions league)

This Corona scam is unreal, nonsense

Trayceey:
that's your family and not mine

will you keep quiet?

Hopez456:
Which state are you presently?

Lagos

IyaTola:
Can you ride a bike

rara ma, thanks

congratulations Bangalee

Akwa ibom (just have #500 to buy plate of garri for both of you. next thing you fuuk tire)
owerri
all south east state (they are sex addict)
calabar

No Ronaldo, No champions league for them

funny you, just let her know you can always finish it

sincerely this man is a great motivational speaker. I used to memorize his lines all the time because it inspires me alot

iamadonis2:
Guy chill

Nobody to dash you money here

lolss, like your generations are beggers!
we don't beg that's why you don't see me doing that. Moreover, Godliness with contentment is a great gain

government should stop producing graduates they can't cater for, after 4 years now, no job, nothing. Even my juniors that is into handwork has set up his family about 7years ago and here I am, have not even rent a room for myself not to talk of buying bed.
omg

government should stop producing graduates they can't cater for, after 4 years now, no job, nothing. Even my juniors that is into handwork has set up his family about 7years ago and here I am, have not even rent a room for myself not to talk of buying bed.
omg government should stop producing graduates they can't cater for, after 4 years now, no job, nothing. Even my juniors that is into handwork has set up his family about 7years ago and here I am, have not even rent a room for myself not to talk of buying bed.
omg

This is lovely

nothing is wrong with nairaland, but many things wrong with Nigerians who happens to be nairalanders.
CHANGE YOUR WAYS

curvyqueen:
I want to share with you today something that happened to us (me and hubby)about 5 years ago, after our marriage, I discovered that my hubby has a carrot not a cucumber, but I needed a cucumber and he knew it.

A friend of mine shared her experience after I complained to her about my not being satisfied on the bed by my hubby carrot.

I want to share this because I feel there are many out there that needs help in this area of their life.

After all, it costs nothing to get this done

All you need is coconut.

How to prepare it at.. Add more inches

please tell us how you guys make it big.

Edeyoung:
We benins are not d one dragging igbos
Na una people dey do am the op is ibo like u

We were on our own wen wike claim they came from benin

Make una leave us for waist

oh you mean senseless Igbos?

won't these ones be fingering each other like this

wahala waa oo radarada

little BENIN be digging their graves as usual.

continue the joke, it's actually sweet in the ear

congrats D'banj

have finger one older lady before, we are even sitting at the front with the driver. I touched this lady no be small. when she couldn't control her mood again she just use hand tap me out codedly because she can't afford to moan beside the driver. she came down before me & doesn't even act as if have done something stupid. she must be at least 6 years older than me

Davido will marry chioma if only Davido will marry chioma