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Romance / Re: 10 Places In Lagos That Are Dominated By Runs Girls by yommyoke: 11:45am On May 16
Update! Update!! Update!!!

Oya come and update us on the current status of the hubs.
Romance / Re: Behold The Most Gorgeous Woman In Nigeria (pictures) by yommyoke: 8:21pm On Mar 24
obiekunie01:
with her terrible dentition.

your definition of gorgeous surely doesn't reflect the true meaning.

Bobo, easy na
She offended you before?

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Romance / Re: My Friend's Ex Wants An Open Relationship With Me by yommyoke: 3:04pm On Feb 07, 2023
No, that's not reasonable.
You want be dating your friend's ex, that means you don't really value your friendship.
You can be chopping one another, but you certainly can't date her
Education / Re: Photos To Restore Your Faith In Humanity IV by yommyoke: 2:22pm On Jan 22, 2023
Mercury12:


They are not true Christians. They are just confuse. Perhaps they should join the confuse LGBT lots. undecided

Christianity is all about following Christ and teachings of the bible.
The Bible nor even the Koran support homosexuality in anyway.
The homosexual people mentioned in the bible were punish by God.


Sweetheart, maybe you can step in God's shoes and punish them on His behalf.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Old Time Popular Gospel Artists: What They Are Now Up To by yommyoke: 10:36pm On Nov 07, 2022
moscobabs:
Where's Evangelist Niyi Adedokun?

Evangelist Ojo Ade?

Funmi Aragbaye?

Late Bayo Adegboyega?

Dunmi Olanrewaju (opelope Anointing)?

Baba Ayewa?

This man called "Telemi"? I forget his name.

Timi Osukoya
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!! (pictures) by yommyoke: 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2022
Happy birthday sister, your days are blessed and prospered.

I so much admire the love shown here, I wish love can continue to lead.
Romance / Re: She Can Never Come Into My Family!!! by yommyoke: 1:10pm On Oct 12, 2022
udofia234:


You are entitled to your own opinion!!! But what I'm determine to do that will I do!!! they will not marry!!! and that my brother may benefit from her that one na big lie, cos my bro is one of the top directors in dangote!!

Im just reading this and laughing, you mean your brother is one of top directors in dangote and you were there trying to work in an uncomfortable place!?
Better man up and face tour own life.
You can tell your bro about the kind of witch she is and see how he treats the situation.
A good bro will find a way to settle you and see that you get justice.
But that doesn't mean they can't marry, what if they leave you out of the whole arrangements?
It's better to count your lose and move on, make your grudges no throw you for backdoor
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by yommyoke: 9:53pm On Oct 08, 2022
Think of your problems, the sexual urge will disappear immediately.
Tried and trusted
Politics / Re: Details Of Peter Obi's Discussion With Obasanjo Revealed, Nigerians React. by yommyoke: 7:56am On Sep 29, 2022
drlateef:




How do you know they had no intention of fulfilling? Do you know their mind? Did they know the massive corruption and the empty treasury that Jonathan left behind? What would they use to implement their promises if there’s no money?

Come down abeg, what are you saying?
Nooney but there's money to loot here and there!
Seems like you've just decided to ignore all the billions and trillions that are being stolen.
Some were caught and swept under the carpet.
No money, but this administration did giveaway for Niger republic.
Be like our ignorance is intentional.

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Romance / Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by yommyoke: 9:52pm On Sep 23, 2022
Honestly, I really don't understand why guys behave this way.
1. You know you don't have any interest in her but you called her and informed her that you had accident and need someone to help you around.
She agreed and came around and she's been helping you ever since.
2. You requested for sex, she agreed and you had your way, you jokingly made jeat of her willingness.
Do you expect that she should be opening her legs Everytime and you inserting your stick into it as you like!
Come one, if it happens like that, you would still be the first person to call her an easy slot, she's just being careful and modest.
3. The ladies that do visit you and she dey cut eyes for them, it means this lady really cares so much about you and wants to guard her interest so well, you should be the one to tell her where your relationship is heading to.
If you tell her you won't marry or date her, I'm sure she will find her way.
But who will willingly leave their place of comfort to come and stay with you for you to heal?
Love is not stupidity o, that lady loves you, not many Nigerian lady can abandon their comfort to come and help your invalid state.
Bro, think twice before you hate your helper
Romance / Re: Girls Sha MUMU BEINGS!!!! by yommyoke: 4:51pm On Sep 15, 2022
And you're so happy about this?!
Really!, I can even see some niggas and supposed smart and sensible men hailing you for this.
Haba, please can we just try and stop all these "kiss and tell" behaviour!
I may not like ladies but we seeing them as mere sex objects is unappealing, haba, na one woman give birth to you and me; and we probably have sisters somewhere too.
Even if you won't marry her, play your games with sense.
"I wan use her for the sex and dump her later on", Peele brother user, you'll receive your reward one day, one big trophy of karma awaits o.

No serious thing sha

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Crime / Re: My Husband Raped Me. by yommyoke: 3:52pm On Sep 15, 2022
mercy87:
The level of ignorance here amazes me. Wow. Any sexual relations done without the consent of the person is rape. This applies to marriage too. Your wife or husband is a human being first with personal dignity and right of choice and consent. They are first human beings before becoming your Husband or wife. There is spousal rape. Ignorance is not an excuse in the law. Get informed.

May God bless you!
Even if you're married, that doesn't mean that you should rape your partner whenever he/she says no, you can always find alternatives elsewhere, rape shouldn't be an option

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Crime / Re: My Husband Raped Me. by yommyoke: 3:50pm On Sep 15, 2022
Fearyourcreator:

Dem force her marry ?
Naso una dey spoil things with all these woke rubbish ... The way marriages dey crash this days is scary ...

And one big reason for that is that partners don't respect one another again, how would someone say no to you but you still go ahead and force your way with them.
Divorce is better than getting raped sha
Crime / Re: My Husband Raped Me. by yommyoke: 11:01am On Sep 15, 2022
Hmmm, I really like this thread and how educative it is.
Rape is a topic to be discussed adequately,
What many don't understand is that, either married or not, as long as the party you're having sexual act with doesn't concent to the act, it can be tagged rape.
Sex is part of marital bliss but when your spouse says "no" but you still go ahead and use force on him/her, that's rape.
Repeated denial doesn't mean you should force her, na one of the whys our forefathers consider multiple wives, if one says no to you, you move to the next one.

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Romance / Re: Chats Between Me And My Girlfriend (pics Attached) by yommyoke: 10:00pm On Sep 07, 2022
Tbh, I never wanted to comment on this buh I just couldn't resist the urge to walk away like that.
Man, please let conversations with your love remain private, I see no reason for you pasting your chats here.
It's Wrong

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Politics / Re: Gbemisola Saraki: Why Nigeria Is Linking Niger, Landlocked Countries With Rail by yommyoke: 7:43am On Aug 30, 2022
This is like my first time reading a statement accredited to "starlady", Gbemisola Saraki.
Politics / Re: How Far With APC Rally for Tinubu In Lagos Today?(photo) by yommyoke: 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2022
KingKO22:
You think rally is all about your 150 IPOB grin


You saw what happened in ABK the last time Jagaban visited Obadanjo ?

That was unexpected show of love.

When there is rally for Tinubu you won't need to ask about it. Just go and enjoy your 150 men walk for Obituary

Are you new in Nigeria?
Rallying around a politician whenever they visit isn't new, especially a money bag like Tinubu.
People will rally around him till baba gets too happy and starts throwing cash, and now you can tell me, do you say I'm an Obi-dient and refuse the free money??
Collect the money, chop and clean mouth, we'll all meet on election day to decide.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Asks Shettima: Why Is Chibok Principal Now A Commissioner In Your Govt? by yommyoke: 10:04pm On Aug 27, 2022
slivertongue:
Shettima can escape man but not God.

And if he repents on his deathbed??
Do you think he'll still be punished?
Capital NO
Romance / Re: Is She Using A Spy App On My Phone?(photo) by yommyoke: 7:51am On Aug 21, 2022
makeherscream:
if I delete her contact from my phone and set all privacy stuffs only my contact I won't be able to see her last seen and know if she's online am I right?

Yes, you won't.
She won't see yours too
Romance / Re: Is She Using A Spy App On My Phone?(photo) by yommyoke: 10:01pm On Aug 20, 2022
makeherscream:
Someone explain to me please how she did it and how I can stop her from knowing anytime I on my cellular data
Get GBWhatsapp,
And then freeze your last seen, that will solve the whole issue.
Secondly, if you can't use GBWhatsapp, you can delete her contact from your phone, and then set all privacy stuffs to "only my contacts"
That should solve it
Nairaland / General / Re: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by yommyoke: 1:46pm On Aug 18, 2022
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Baba, this is God's work o.
Twice!!
You suppose dedicate the rest of your life to serve God wholeheartedly.
I praise God for you

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Obasanjo: You Are An Election Rigger Without Peer (2019) by yommyoke: 1:41pm On Aug 18, 2022
Jagabanofafrica:



Mr Man you are free to vote for ur Biafra candidate, no one is forcing u to vote for TINUBU,

YORUBA LOKAN
JAGABAN IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT IN JESUS NAME

Set aside the tribe issue
Who do you think is the most qualified candidate to become president in 2023?
Honestly, if Osibanjo had become the flag bearer, it'll be very hard for people to decide between Obi and Osibanjo.
in that situation, one can be tribalistic, atleast do partial with someone you have full confidence in
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Obasanjo: You Are An Election Rigger Without Peer (2019) by yommyoke: 7:49am On Aug 18, 2022
Jagabanofafrica:



Tinubu is ur next President
Yoruba Lokan

Tah, drop it abeg
Whenever the issue becomes difficult, that's when they become a Yoruba. Did you ever think for once if BAT actually supported Yoruba tribe in 2020 or before!
it's now time for election, they now know BAT is a Yoruba man.
Don't be a tribal bigot my friend.

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Religion / Re: Be Sure Of Your Afterlife Before You Depart by yommyoke: 10:25pm On Aug 07, 2022
Rawtruth1:
What Peter Obi is doing to Atiku and Tinubu is not good - Awuzie | #IgbereTV

Peter Obi should have mercy....

He snatched South East away from Atiku...

He penetrated the South West and diluted the demigod...

He installed Datti the deity of Kaduna...

Datti the deity's tribe went into Nasarawa yesterday and caused a revolution with an inspired 1 million man March...

In all of these, Peter Obi has not bothered to check on Atiku to see how he is coping...

Peter Obi doesn't care to know if Tinubu is now shaking on both hands and legs...

Go to social media, it is Peter Obi everywhere...

If you escape social media and run to Pastor Paul Enenche for healing, loud shouts of Peter Obi will push you out into the street....and on the street, Lafia people will show you la fire.

Dear Peter Obi, we didn't see this coming? Who are you? Who sent you? Who is bankrolling you? In indabosky's voice - Who you? You who?

Look at what Peter Obi did to Mbaka... Is that fair?

Reno who used to be one of the biggest motivator on social media is now learning comedy from Brother Shaggi...he has lost his relevance - no thanks to Peter Obi. Nobody has cared to check the mental health of Reno at this time. Depression is real and we must care for our brothers who are sliding into this mental illness this period.

Suddenly, the South and the North are now friends again.... I have seen an Emeka holding hands with an Abubakar in one of the 1 million Marches.

At this point, I will plead with Peter Obi to promise advisory roles to Atiku and Tinubu when he wins...

He can't just send these old folks to retirement homes...they need to be taken care of... They have been through so much this season - especially Atiku who has tried several times to be President. Peter Obi should remember Atiku in his government.

To BATists, we invite you over to where it is happening... You are too smart to be where you are.

To Atiku-Rated Nigerians, we encourage you to rate yourself higher than a consistent failure. Peter Obi left that old guy for a reason. Leave him too. You will understand later.

Peter Obi is not coming again... Peter Obi has come.

Let's move Nigeria from Consumption to Production. There's nothing left to share again, it's time to build.

My name is Charles Awuzie and I don't like what Peter Obi is doing to his elders.

Maranatha.

Abeg, go and sit down jhor, hailing a politician as if they're some gods, your type are the reason why politicians feel pompous and act like they're too important.
I support Obi too, but all these epistles are unnecessary.
Fashion / Re: Ilorin Crossdresser Shows Off His N650k Outfit (Photos, Video) by yommyoke: 2:12pm On Aug 06, 2022
Lvgirl:
Una dey see am ..make we join hand kill gay and les Brian Una no gree
Una dey see am
Kill you say?!
So since you decide to be this evil, seems those people are probably better then, I mean no offence with my comment tho.
How would you kill someone just on the choice of their lives!

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Fashion / Re: Ilorin Crossdresser Shows Off His N650k Outfit (Photos, Video) by yommyoke: 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2022
xpressionx:
NA Denrele cause this rubbish.
Bobrisky now blew it out of proportion.

If something is not done urgently and immediately,we would have cross dressers holding government positions in nigeria.

Better we start with this coming election, as people that dress normal sef dey behave like mad fellows when elected, abeg put Bobrisky for minister first and see wonders
Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Stop Disturbing Me Please(photo) by yommyoke: 12:32pm On Jul 30, 2022
Anyhow it is, different men with their different shits.
Buh I always dislike this type of stuff, running after a lady as if you've got a medal to receive at the end of the day.
Men will stain your white sad

Better men, we move.
Romance / Re: Why are girls like this? by yommyoke: 2:29pm On Jul 29, 2022
Nyascobar1414:


Gentlemen are simps...
Op dont take this simpish advice...

If she wants you to refund her money,kindly tell her to refund yours...

Abi you no love yourself?

Are you for real?
"Gentlemen are simps", so your own TRP is to be violent and assault people up and down,
Man, if you can sort out things without using force or abuse, that's the gentleman's way.
Romance / Re: Why are girls like this? by yommyoke: 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2022
Franklystein:
He's dating her to spite me, if my friend date my ex I won't be happy talkmore of my brother, it's an abomination in my own point of view but he did it anyway.

As I can see here, you are not in good terms with your bro, your bro dating your ex is somehow!
But brace up, chill and double up.
Don't let the matter get to you, the lady is still having her fun, your bro's eyes will clear the moment he starts getting boring to her.

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