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Forum GamesRe: Abc Of Songs by Yorisb: 12:57pm On Dec 13, 2011
Xoxoxoxo - Black Eyed Peas
Forum GamesRe: Names Of Countries Alphabetically by Yorisb: 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2011
England
Forum GamesRe: Second Vowel Letter Game. Volume ll by Yorisb: 12:54pm On Dec 13, 2011
Any
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Make You Happy Right Now? by Yorisb: 12:51pm On Dec 13, 2011
190FanClub:
dat 190 wins the votes and i get a good fu~ck. i am so in d mood to penetrate an arse n drill dt poo like a murder sucker. orikanle i know how it is to have an hungry di~ck. we gats to feed yo. u gats feel us yo cool cool
WTF!! huh shocked lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Scratching, Slaps &Pulling Out Hair Weaves. Catfights By The Ladies Of Romance!! by Yorisb: 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2011
Abeg waka jor. . .I no dey fight under-16's. tongue

And why are you undecided yet? Oh OK, is it maka na Daddy gi egotero gi akwa ekeresimesi? grin (Nmeee, Ntoo angry)
RomanceRe: Why Do These Gurls Behave Like A Thief? by Yorisb: 10:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
michelin89:
Why not simply introduce yourself?

"Hi, I'm Tellwidsom. What's your name?"
"Nice to meet you"
"Loving this weather."
You nicked one of my fav. & evergreen chat up lines abi? Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by Yorisb: 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2011
What a weird thread. . .
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by Yorisb: 10:14pm On Dec 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:
I don't because dats his space y intrude, d joke of it al is he doesn't give me reasons 2 cus he's not d don't touch my phone type or fbing hiding his screen.D day I strt dat rubbish is d day he probs gave me reasons 2, no point bin inquisitive if u have doubts address it end off.Am out!
That's fair enough. . undecided
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by Yorisb: 10:13pm On Dec 12, 2011
@Lola
It sure seems like you wanna have it both ways huh? grin


Nways It's all good, but, lemme not derail your thread any further. . .wink
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by Yorisb: 9:56pm On Dec 12, 2011
Yes, I'm boring!
I thought as much already. . . cheesy

Once the dress dress sense is ok
I have never seen/met a Geek with a moderate fashion sense. Have u? grin [size=4pt]and if your answer is a YES, then I'll take it that u lack in that department as well ![/size] undecided

Hmmmmn. So you're the suspicious type scared of your own shadow
Are u always this inquisitive? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by Yorisb: 9:38pm On Dec 12, 2011
slimyem:
nice!!!
come here.lemme drill a hole in-between yr legs with the v i brator i got here.come ere p u s sy.m waiting wink wink wink winkwetin you dey find for hia??u are not welcome.pls get out!!
shocked shocked huh embarassed
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by Yorisb: 9:33pm On Dec 12, 2011
Yeah, he wasn't really the type to jump around. Probably did it to boost his ego or something. Even the text too was one kain and very lame (he was just a geek)! Probably the reason why she ignored his 'gameless' behind!!
U musta been one boring chick to be dating a 'gameless' bloke. tongue

I really liked him though, my nerdy ex!!
Hmm, your Ex? Wouldn't be surprise if the said flirtatious text(s) was(were) responsible for the brake up, after all. cheesy

BTW, why have you ignored answering the original post? Abi, you're one of the 007 types??
embarassed embarassed

I plead the 5th, Ma'am! lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Roki And Hoti Did Not Make Da Bomb: 2011 Miss Nairaland 14 Lists by Yorisb: 9:21pm On Dec 12, 2011
undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by Yorisb: 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2011
huh shocked huh undecided
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by Yorisb: 9:12pm On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=823648.msg9751173#msg9751173 date=1323720400]I once went through my then-boyfriend's phone. Not serious searching, sha. More of a casual, scanning through of his messages. I saw a single, kinda flirty, text message he sent to a girl he met on a trip to PH. But I never mentioned it to him. Probably because I went through the phone a few times after that and saw that the girl never replied him! Mu he he he!!!
cheesy grin[/quote]What if she did. . .? I guess nothing go still happun kwa. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Make You Happy Right Now? by Yorisb: 9:08pm On Dec 12, 2011
Busta:
to be debt free and extremely Happy!!  sad
You could be 'debt free and extremely happy' if you ask YORISB nicely. . . wink tongue
EducationRe: Join Www.esutforum.com And Get Hooked Up With 1000's Of Esut Babs 247 by Yorisb: 8:49pm On Dec 12, 2011
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Romance Section - She Is At It Again by Yorisb: 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2011
Congratulations on opening the dumbest thread I've ever seen on Nairaland. . .
RomanceRe: Pinging Chat (lol) by Yorisb: 8:36pm On Dec 12, 2011
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: How Short Is Your Girlfriend? by Yorisb: 8:34pm On Dec 12, 2011
Lmao @Thread/Replies grin
RomanceRe: Her Attitude Changed Because Her Ex Boyfriend Bought A Car. by Yorisb: 8:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
Otuocha:
People use to say this but i confirmed it in my relationship. One day in my present she was calling the guy a despoiler and a bully.  I never took her past life for anything . she even told me that her dad was going to arrest the guy for disturbing her. all of a sudden, she received a phone call from her somebody that the guy has bought a car . she started making funny funny thing. she dnt reply calls, she even dnt answer calls anymore even when she answers, she will start with ''what ?" the question is will she ever come back to me if i dnt buy car ?
@Op

Poor Man life na Jaga Jaga.



BTW: This your '[size=5pt]OTUOCHA[/size]' moniker, hmm na waoo! grin


SAFO:
There you go pendo  grin
Lol
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2011
Haterz Everywhere - BoB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: *~ dayokanu Voted The EPL Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by Yorisb: 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2011
coogar:
present!

you are a typical tool.
if coogar comes a close second to being the poster of the year and he yarns dust. . . .what does that say about your intelligence quotient?
Lol. grin
RomanceRe: Scratching, Slaps &Pulling Out Hair Weaves. Catfights By The Ladies Of Romance!! by Yorisb: 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2011
freecocoa:
Wetin dey happen here? Yorisb for your mind o,I go just kill you die.
U must hear nwii and not even Badosky go save u from dis one. Okpo! undecided

BTW: Ina eje uno ekeresimesi?
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: *~ dayokanu Voted The EPL Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by Yorisb: 3:39pm On Dec 12, 2011
AjanleKoko:
dayokanu is it wink
He is always all up in every thread, and he dishes it out to EPL fans on a regular. Mr DJ himself. cool

Miss Sharon Coogar comes a close second, with unparalleled smack-talking and generally yarning dust. (S)he personifies the word 'OPATA' grin


Rotfl grin grin grin

Where's Coogar when u need him?
Forum GamesRe: Second Vowel Letter Game. Volume ll by Yorisb: 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2011
Ivy
Forum GamesRe: Words That End With "tion" by Yorisb: 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2011
Na[b]tion[/b]
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 3:30pm On Dec 12, 2011
Destiny - Buju Banton
RomanceRe: Scratching, Slaps &Pulling Out Hair Weaves. Catfights By The Ladies Of Romance!! by Yorisb: 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2011
freecocoa:
No poster na peace maker and she never find my trouble,make person just do anyhow here,him no go believe wetin go follow,na yorisb I want fight sef.
He who has fetched an Ant infested firewood has, indeed, given the Lizard an open invitation. . .

Bring it on. Ma'am. cheesy

*Throws early morning spit at Cococo* (Ntoo) tongue


Idowuogbo:
U no like your curves sha u wan fight yori yori dat ex bucania named Sniper,if d guy use  matchete give u gattos for lap u go no say boiling ring no b dildooo grin


grin grin

U dey mind 'am?!?!

O4kasibe jare!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Yorisb: 11:35pm On Dec 11, 2011
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Does Popularity And Fame Make A Man Or Woman More Desirable by Yorisb: 11:12pm On Dec 11, 2011
Sagamite:
How was the skin of the finest girl you saw this week?

Or how was her eyes? grin

If you cannot tell us, then tell how was her bakassi or manchester. grin
grin grin

U dey crack me up dis nite grin I don laff tire 4 here. grin grin

Abeg no blame Pendo 'cos na woman she be, so she no no wetin men dey die for.

Na skin I wan chop? Mtcheww! grin grin

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