teekay213:

“Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her.”
“My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.”

ideatoprince18:
......would u marry me if I have only 20000 naira in my account...... stop that holier than thou talk!!!!

AgapeCharis:
Kindly wait for my thread.

AgapeCharis:
Biblically, it's not a sin.

happney65:


I am not being tribalistic..This is a Fact..I am Yoruba and this attitude of getting married when things ain't cool yet is killing us..Husband no get job,likewise wife too and them dey marry..Na so them dey put child for inside poverty..Oshiiko

happney65:


The thinking of a Yoruba person..That is how we yoruba's think..You have no job yet and you go marry..Have friend that did such and they are regretting it..No body is saying everything must be perfect,but if you are not yet balanced,marriage shld be a no no for you..No wonder we Yoruba account for the second most improvised tribe in Nigeria after the Hausas..Abeg swerve Koo

Btw,If you don't Want to have Sex..Stay away from relationships..You cannot eat your eat and have it..Period

martolux:
a farmer who plants in a wrong weather conditions may never reap (waste of energy, time and resources).

erico2k2:

hafizefizi:

Fan ke! Classic Man on shift delete level

imsuboi:
Jidenna you're a Classic pvssy.
**Deleting all Janelle Monae's tracks from my device ASAP.

Nneka123:
He's an onye ara.
*Deleting Classic man asap from my phone. He is not a classic man for this statement
Well what do you expect from someone who barely even knows anything about his country , he using this statement as a protection. LOL

bigerboy200:

Where are d Jobs in UK? 99% of my frnds who did their masters in d UK had to come back after completion cos they couldn't get a professional job which is d only basis for which u could b offered a chance to change ur student visa that includes a working permit to resident status... menial jobs might be available but that can't give u d chance to stay after stuies..and for every professional job a foreigner is applying for, the policy states that foreigner must not be given a job at the expense of another qualified UK citizen..in other words, jobs will Only be available to a foreigner if no UK citizen is applying for dat same job..with 9% rise in unemployment rate in UK,professional and skilled Jobs are increasingly more difficult to get....so when u say jobs boku for UK, I am quick to imply that u referring to washing of plates, cleaning of poultry farms, washing of corpses, selling in d bar and some other kind of odd jobs..

Bollinger:


bro's you are so correct. when i first arrived here the Nigerians kept telling me and my wife was that to be successful you had to drive a cab as a man and be a certified nursing assistant as a woman. I tried that crap and found it was not for me. I had to break away from Nigerians and their set minds and norms. In fact i avoid Nigerians abroad like the plague. They will definitely hold you back. I am very successful in my chosen field and my wife is a well sort after makeup artist. The good thing about america is if you can imagine it, then you can achieve. No matter what it is. They have the enabling environment to make your dreams come true. The OP is saying that paying taxes and paying rent is a negative. What a mentality. So it is better to squat with friends and live with no electricity than actually having it. Nigerians.

scachy:


Ur friend might v cooked one special lie n feed u, u enjoyably accepted it. My brother, what d op said is true. Travel out n see.
Am telling u from experience.

erico2k2:

I agree with you ,there are bunch and tones of work, if you are legal and have experience, even some jobs need no experience they will train you.

icedbeatz:
the center of gravity thingy is the shitt, introduce the right index finger to the puna in an upward way like you want to motion someone to come but in this case it's the puna that your motioning to cum, b4 you start the "come to me" movement first locate a part in her puna ( usually at the back of the hairy surface of the puna), then rub around till you feel a part that's kinda rough though in some girls it's hard to notice/feel but how to ensure is that while rubbing within that arena it usually kinda protrudes thereby differentiating it's self from other surfaces. mission accomplished, you have found her g-spottacus Now concentrate on rubbing that arena and monitor her response cos it will determine how fast, slow or the very little pressing against the GSPOTTA (very slight) you will give that spot and don't forget to flick, suck, slurp and do whatnot on the clit. be ready to withstand her explosion. any other skills make una share
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BTW ensure your fingers are neat, nails are also cut to avoid stories that touch. most importantly a healthy, Clean, shaved puna. the evil forest makes the adventure a Lil uneasy.
Disclaimer : you are responsible for your actions and if you are below 18 please please please concentrate on your studies its better than puna for now( like they will listen).

fboycaestro12:



You're a learner , no matter your qualifications...if you don't have a work permit you can't get a job and the only way you can get a permit is if you have spend a certain number of years. Exceptions would be when you go through an illegal means to get a work permit. Which is a time bomb that might explode anyday anytime

edwife:
Men are scared of court wedding nowadays .The hustle is real....

b3llo:
Even if you are faithful and adherent to the points made by the Op, If you MIL doesn't like you she doesn't like you. One has to be very careful, respectful and tolerant when dealing with them. Distance is the solution to overbearing MIL.

edwife:


She is still fresh in my memory....

AwesomelyMade:


haha na you see am like that, she is ageing you know

edwife:

Well hilary,victoria and Vanessa Bryant did not go on youtube to advice women on how to spot a side chic!
They were not "relationship expert" but Toke is.

edwife:


What if you pray for her to find the one?





Why do we have divorce then if married people were all happy?

I love the marriage institution but one should not die for it. Where is Toke now?

AwesomelyMade:


she wanted the guy to pity her but some guys are not smiling at all