₦airaland Forum

obowunmi:
This is RAPE.

Define rape

sexymoma:
turn your device, you'll see my face.

Your shape though. looking like an earth worm

NwaAmaikpe:



I don't know about you, but let it be unequivocally known that I stand with Donald Duke.

Yes ooh! Donald Duke for 2019. Buhari must be sent back to Daura!

VirginFinder:
How dare you refer to a man of God as such

Whoever was ever called by God must NEVER be abused irrespective of whether they have lost it or not.

lmao

gbolly0001:
Happy birthday baby how are we celebrating it I'm in ife also mayfair omole estate just tell us location

smh

gbolly0001:
The only thing now distracting me is your figure 8 baby

mumu

How can you prove....this big thing you dey swallow, say na chop. which kind chop be this eeeeh!!

OceanmorganTrix:

my favourite part of the song

in di yr 1974 i travelled to oyibo man country ala beke oo ala beke oo obodo ndi ocha

wen i dey travel i carry some eba with me, i carry some ogbolor soup oo to oyibo man coutry ala beke oo obodo ndi ocha

wen i reach my broda i no like dia food oo i no like de test oo in ala beke oo obodo ndi ocha

so i carry my eba i carry my ogbolor soup oo i begin to chop am oo, i begin to chop am oo broda

de oyibo people oo, de oyibo people wey dey for dia dey begin clap for me dey say me i dey do magic for dem

I tell them say, nobi magic I dey do.
na chop I dey chop ooh! in oyibo man country

Zigima master!!

omooba969:
Sup with u, you caught my attention & that's about it - you look so much like a long lost friend from MK.

You're pretty though.

Mumu. That ugly girl nai dey make you behave like mkpi on heat. mtchwweee

kalu61:
You have since traded yours for groundnut

Groundnut OMG! nairalanders​ una mouth na venom!!

Young Dullard

Daura calls!!

Nice one. At least men go rest from women wahala

IamGoke:
U better take note that this one won't be able to spray cum on your face oooh... lol.

Lmao!!!

Lionessza:
9 years and still so inlove? That's rare these days . Congrats.

In your country

NwaAmaikpe:



This isn't very necessary if you ask me,
If you want to surprise her....buy her a house or impregnate her bestfriend.
Not flaunting her on NL.
Can you pay the price of exposing your innocent family on social media?

It won't be long before someone tells us what happened last summer.

Hahahaha my hero!!!

Still looking for the crack of the the internet she broke

XhosaNostra:
Listen, I can do WHATEVER the hell I want. The reason you're coming at me for having an opinion about a situation I don't agree with, is exactly what drove me to say what I said about her. I had an opinion, just like you're having one yourself. What makes YOUR reason more special than mine? You have one more reply before I totally ignore you. I don't have to justify myself to you, I'm only doing you a favour right now.

SMH nairaland girls and ego sha

R.i.p

Daddybright1986:
God punish them all...
I'm the last idiot that will use my hard-earned #30 to vote for any rich spoilt brat..
Chineke kpoo ha oku one by one�������

Lmao!!!

Nawa oooh! See question

Ugly girl

The girl's ugly

I love lesbians​

JasonScolari:
Brilliant observation bro, but he's the only one who deserve to win the award for now. Nnamdi Kanu is still nursing his wounds secretly. And as for wizkid, we all know that the nigga spend so much money to get awards.

Shut up!

Born2Breed:
Time wasted in birthing you would have been invested in a Palm plantation. Palm oil would have been cheaper now.

Hahahahaha

Airforce1 syndrome don dey follow this guy small small

correctguy101:
Not having a talent is great talent in and of itself. ...

I envy the OP, such a talented young man "of/in having no single talent" .... awwwww, so talented.....

Lmao

lmao

Funny enough this girl might be a nairalander ooh

Someone once called this country a ZOO
they gave him Python dance
I don't know if he was right
because what is happening in this country is very very bad
Animals causing commotions everywhere.
Monkey pox
Chicken pox
Lasar fever
Kwashiorkor
Ebola
Super Eagle (N F A)
Snake swallowed 36million naira

Now Monkey stole 70Million naira

Please oooo is this country really a ZOO
Nna ehn I'm going to First Bank first thing tomorrow morning to withdraw all my money before that Elephant in their symbol run away with my money

I no wan hear story from ABADA