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Romance / Re: I Want To Be Somebody's Girlfriend, I Have Everything You Want'- Lady Cries Out by yourdj2(m): 5:47pm On Sep 17
get out go and be sexyuyu
Career / Re: 10 Tips To Achieve Anything You Want In Life by yourdj2(m): 7:28am On Sep 17
Career / Re: How I made 400,000 Naira Monthly From My Room. by yourdj2(m): 7:25am On Sep 17
bro EFCC should have follow u..... real yahoo yahoo boi
Business / Can 100k Start Up A Clean Business. by yourdj2(m): 7:21am On Sep 17
Is more about business.. if I have 100k as my capital in creating of clean business. in Nigeria..
Romance / Re: THIS is How A Girl Wants You To TEXT/CHAT HER & Find You Attractive (Top Secret) by yourdj2(m): 7:14am On Sep 17
Romance / Re: This Pretty Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Husband, See Her Requirements! by yourdj2(m): 7:11am On Sep 17
love for money kenan
Crime / Re: Bandits Shot Girl In The Breast In Sokoto, Kill Three Men (Photo) by yourdj2(m): 7:08am On Sep 17
Politics / Re: 116,623 Cases Pending In Federal High Courts - Chief Judge John Tsoho by yourdj2(m): 7:04am On Sep 17
more money, more job
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Halima, Dangote's Daughter Pictured Together by yourdj2(m): 8:33pm On Sep 15
God time is the best... I know my child go past them.....


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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Lagos Because Of His 'Cheating' Wife (Photo) by yourdj2(m): 12:11pm On Sep 14
this man NA mumu
Career / Re: Nigerian Female Lawyers Should Be Allowed To Wear Trousers In Court by yourdj2(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13
no now
Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley – Puta (Official Video) by yourdj2(m): 10:24pm On Sep 13
chaiii this mumu again... putamalian
Romance / Puna Is The Worse Thing That I Ever Test. by yourdj2(m): 6:08pm On Sep 11
I hate puna to life...and u

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Romance / Re: Lady Advises Guys About Eating Pvssy by yourdj2(m): 5:49pm On Sep 11
please I like being a fresh boy
Webmasters / Adsense Is A Good Thing. by yourdj2(m): 10:33pm On Sep 01
please guys. help me with Google AdSense. I don't know how to create an account there.... please help?
Politics / Re: Atiku's Legal Team Storms Tribunal With 50 Boxes Of Election Materials by yourdj2(m): 6:05pm On Jul 04
Let us make it working again
Phones / Re: TECNO Phantom 9 Unboxing And Review + Price (photos) by yourdj2(m): 5:48pm On Jul 04
Jokes Etc / Find X by yourdj2(m): 7:13am On Jul 04
What Is X?

TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!
Crime / Re: 5 Yahoo Boys And Girls Arrested By The EFCC (Photo) by yourdj2(m): 6:59am On Jul 04
Yahoo groups are not humans fa. ...
Why I go do something that I know one day I go go prison......
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Details Of Lawan, NLC Meeting Over Nationwide Strike by yourdj2(m): 6:54am On Jul 04
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Details Of Lawan, NLC Meeting Over Nationwide Strike by yourdj2(m): 6:54am On Jul 04
This is Nigeria..

Some are barawo...
Politics / Re: Atiku Speaks On EFCC Prosecuting Saraki For Corruption by yourdj2(m): 11:09pm On Jul 02
I know that even me ma EFCC go find me one day...
Because I am not an APC member...

Events / Re: Nigerian Big Boy Seen Spraying Money Non Stop On A Dirty Ground by yourdj2(m): 11:04pm On Jul 02
This guys no go kill us...
Politics / Re: HDP Moves To Present Two Witnesses Against Buhari’s Re-election by yourdj2(m): 11:01pm On Jul 02
The truth is yet to be revile..
Politics / Re: Video Of Senator Elisha Abbo Assaulting A Woman Inside store by yourdj2(m): 10:58pm On Jul 02
Celebrities / Re: Adam A. Zango Buys Wrangler Jeep, Becomes The First Kannywood Actor To Own It by yourdj2(m): 10:57pm On Jul 02

Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Supports Tacha On BBNaija: "You Were Body Shamed But Succeeded" by yourdj2(m): 8:15am On Jul 01
Jokes Etc / Meaning Of Wife by yourdj2(m): 8:11am On Jul 01
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by yourdj2(m): 7:37am On Jul 01
Jokes Etc / The Five Minute Management Course by yourdj2(m): 7:33am On Jul 01
Lesson #1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands Unclad in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that?

It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies.

Great, the husband says, did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson #2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129?

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129?

The priest apologized, Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson #3:

A sales representative, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish.

Me first! Me first! says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Puff! She's gone.

Me next! Me next! says the sales representative. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He's gone.

OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson #4:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.

Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson #5:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


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