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I hate visiting people, whether family or friends, I just love my space.

This post reminds of my friend though he just graduated, so he begged me to allow him stay in my Lodge and finish up his clearance, because his rent has expired and landlord has told him to pack out, so I decided to shelter him as my guy, could u imagine that this guy, brought his babe 5 days later without my notice, when I got back from lecture I saw the girl, and my guy started telling me, that she has accommodation issues too, I should pls consider her.

I was not happy honestly, those 2 made me uncomfortable in my own room, they finished my foodstuff and stayed 2 weeks.
Abi na their late night play play I just tire.
Thank God they Don comot sha.

Nigerialabalaba:
Hahaha..with all dos bleaching cream, artificial hair, fake eye lashes, fake nail ,pancake, lipsticks, etc yet u still dey pretend say u no see am, walahi , u fit lie for Africa aswear2gud.

I like her o, as a strong widow, she try but she don old and she no get work, period. She used her prime to dey chase or allow old men chase her so tey at 50 she don quick old and still no get job despite on top plenty money her papa,late Chief Onoh, take send her go school for 9ja and Uk . Chief onoh go dey regret and turn for hin grave how her daughter don turn. abi u go fit compare her to Helen Prest-Ajayi? if u win beauty contest, e no mean u go turn to ashewo.

dis go teach dos oloshos wey dey form celebrities today wey tink say dem go fine for ever, na so dem too go old like bianca. go learn beta work, ashewo no be work o.

Go see d likes of Kate Henshaw if u dey look for old, pretty wey con get work for hand, no be dem wey be ashewo at 50 like Bianca, according to Ebere obiano. If she get work, ebere no go dey call her ashewo. nobody go fit call Kate Henshaw or Helen Prest-Ajayi ashewo even as dem two no get husband and dem be over 50 years.

I like dem beauty and brains not beauty, brawn and zero brain. tufiakwa!

you have a very bitter soul, ask God for mercy o

E be like say This Soludo go perform well, make I no conclude yet sha, untill after 4 years in office sha
I just hope say no be Eye service
#Anambra Amaka

I was born in Yola, Adamawa state, but I'm schooling in the East, though my parents still dey stay there. I do visit them during vacation, @Op, I assure that your wife will be okay, Adamawa is a lovely place to stay, I go like serve there sef.

lailo:
This Albino

eyes dey pain you, where you see albino?

akanke79:
Igbo women are ashewos who seduce Yoruba amd Hausa fulani men.I come from a Yoruba and we are ver fair in complexion like East Europeans, no be only igbo get fair complexion

ogbeni, how many fair skinned Yoruba people have you seen?, except few of them, with majority wey Don bleach their skin and end up looking like burnt plantain.
Yoruba's are known to be very dark with tiger-claw stretch marks, and Cone shaped head..

Na igbos get fair ladies, dey no dey argue that one.

Let me do and come marry one of her daughters, but that guy on dread be like say na him go be black sheep of the family.

Na only missionary style she go dey collect.

Doggy style is nearly impossible for a short guy.

Which loan app is this, you can make part payment, atleast that will give u time to, find the remaining balance.

Those loan sharks are very wicked and heartless, I came a across a message, where they tagged a guy to be an Hiv/Aids patient, that ran away from the hospital, and is wanted to prevent spreading it around.

Highest level of wickedness, imagine!

Ubiee:
I've been posted to Benue State for my service. I don't know if I should be worried considering the insecurity or happy because of food?

Abeg how is the place? Are there business opportunities for core members? What likely business can core members do because I learnt the state doesn't pay any allowance. Is there free lodge? If you're a serving corper there, pls share your experience.

Abeg make una engage my post. Thank you ☺️

you can start foodstuff business, especially Yam

Samsung , nice camera, good and fast processor, decent battery life.

So Lions exist in Nigeria sef, never knew o

I have fvcked different varieties of girls, the fat, the slim, chubby, short, Fair, chocolate, black like charcoal, even the ones wey get stretch marks for nyash, and the ones wey get K-leg, and the ones wey their nyash dey like slippers, e remain to fvck albino, and I must achieve that before this year runs out.

I miss the days of ₦300 for 2Gb sha.

DoctorOlasDesk:
My brother, immediately TuFace commot Festac, e carry the glory commot. Festac time don pass o. Just come Ogba or Berger jeje. The light go enter your body. 15 Hours. If you add Solar knack am, finishing

okay, thanks for the update bro

DoctorOlasDesk:
Oha

Ogbono

Vegetable

Afang

White Soup

Okro

E be like say na that side ị go pack to.
I stay in festac.

DoctorOlasDesk:
I left island for Berger. I'm enjoying it

The light is stable

My monthly salary can pay my house rent like ten times. Unlike Ajah where six months salary will be used in financing house rent where one would be contributing to the ladnlord's development at the expense of one's personal growth and development.

In Ajah/Lekki axis, the annual rent feee is many people's 6-12 months slary, so they can't save. It's hand to mouth always. So instead of stay 2M per annum, i'm on a low-key on the mainland at 200k per annum setting up multiple businesses every month, next year, cash out big time.

Food is super. I buy six raps of semo and eight meats for 1200 Naira. You can't buy this at Ajah at this price. I always add yoghurt/Milk/Malt to make it 2k per meal. Bro, i'm living the yankee life in Berger..

Yes, and i change my soup daily. I can change up to as much as six different soups. More so, i'm known. Some time i could be in a hurry maybe i'm headed somewhere, without cash, i can take up to 2k food..

I have piexpress for my mid day snacks

When i want to change dollar, i dash into the bank call my aobki, less than 45 -60 minutes i;m done

Men, i'm in NewYork City in Berger

No issues at all

no vex which type of soup,
The soup dey sweet?

You dey find serene environment and value for money in Lagos?

Make una join me for thanksgiving this Sunday @Basilica of the holy trinity Onitsha.
Time: 5:am mass

I no dey owe any motherfvcker again

Mine

Ezemarcel:
Enjoy your car bro....this one is liability

why do u say so

Praxtech:
Everyone is talking about it hanging

na why I say my phone neva hang from 2020, till date.
And the battery strong die.

If I were u, I will go for samsung s9.

I'm using Samsung a50, from 2020 till date, e neva hang.

Travel around they won't, they will just come here and be arguing.

Abuja is number 1
Kano is second while
Lagos is third.


Shikina.

AkaraAndBread:
We no go pay them again be dat naa.

Why should we make payments to a company operating illegally in our country.?

exactly, we don't support illegal activities in our country

Atimjessy:
If women do not give them sex, they will blame women. He gets the sex now and died because of over enjoyment, yet they are blaming the woman.
Men, please work on your stamina.

as small as you are, u dey talk about sex, no be you complain say your brother no dey allow you, to comot outside ?

Abeg which style wey kill am, make I no go loose guard, this life no dey 2 o

Nyanmiridunce:
Lcredit and sokoloan offices should be locked up and the keys thrown into the Pacific waters.

exactly, very rude set of animals.

ImaIma1:
Na who else suppose try for you? He brought all of you to the world. Surely he probably has a plan on how to train you guys. For you to be in a school with fees of 160k means he can handle it. It's still better to ask him than to go to loan apps that you don't have income to pay back from.

you won't understand dear, business has not been moving fine, and I have 2 younger ones in Uni also.

Donangelo:
Guy no do am, e get why. If you heed to this my instruction, you will thank me later.

okay