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Business / Re: Union Bank Sells UK Subsidiary by YTderin(f): 6:02am On Jan 29, 2020
MosakuAW:
The only bank in the 80's with powerful advert on TV then.

Union Bank: Big, Strong and Reliable

They are no where to be found today with poor customer service and old faces @the counter.

I have never seen any beautiful customer service rep (Lady or Man) @Union Bank till date.

When was the last time you entered a branch. And where?

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 10:39pm On Jun 03, 2019
DrChukzy:


Shut up and use your brain.


Are you Cen.tino? Na so una dey do pass una self. mtcheeew

Uncle, coman shut it Na.
Village headmaster, class prefect, oversabi housewife.
I say again, if you don't like how Centino is running his shop, go and start your own story. Mtchew
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 6:01pm On Jun 03, 2019
Don't mind them. If it pains you too much, start and write your own.
Nobody should disturb Centino, Abeg.
He has been very fair regarding updates, carries us along if need be, and even gives us extra weekly updates sometimes.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 1:29pm On May 29, 2019
Achike is such a distraction angry
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 7:14pm On Mar 18, 2019
Centino:


No question man. First I had to write to silence the voices in my head. These characters been talking to me for years. I'm naturally reclusive. Those close call me weird. They don't know i've been having a good time with Comas and co for a long time before I decided to share.

Then came the work. y'all must know that talent is only 10% of what you need to be successful at anything. You must work 90%. You don't want to know what i have lost in monetary terms for the hours i have had to sit to do this. I'm not a student in a hostel. i'm a hustling man with bills to pay.

Now the story is my life and i can't breathe if i don't write it. with difficulties with the nairaland bulwark systems and the need to increase my motivation i am making this move. until some folks here impressed it on me that it could be a business, i wanted to go where i can say f.uck and it will not come out as bleep and i can do as i damn well please and don't have to worry about censorship. I'll still be posting here but the freshest episodes will be on my site.

Ok lemme go and complete the update. Today is the new Sunday.

Meanwhile, i've divided the past episodes into 2 books. You can download the first for free and buy the second. And then return for updates that will come as frequently as the spirit leads smiley
Centino, Oya naa. Just drop this thing already.
Wether na update on nairaland, or Na website or Na account number. It don do. Just drop something Abeg
I've missed this story. cry
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 11:49pm On Mar 17, 2019
genius43:


Do you need spectranet, swift, Ntel or any other broadband to be able to access a website? Or is Nairaland not a website again?
Loool. I tire ooo. I don't understand.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2019
Abeg just drop the site as soon as you are ready. I'm with you on this. IF you claim to love this story as much as you do.emphasis on IF.
You should be able to drop something.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 4:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
Centino:
Hello everyone, pls join me shout hallelujah as my ban gets lifted grin
Fewer things are more frustrating than that on this forum. It’s happened before that I stayed up all night to write and posted early only for it to be deleted and I got a ban. Anyway, owners of the site can do as they wish. Can’t adjudicate there. Only that when it happened again this time I made up my mind to move this story to its permanent site with the very next update. So in addition to the killed morale, working on the website has consumed me since yesterday hence no update today. On my site you will get to download part one of the story for free and buy the second part for a token and also now enjoy consistent twice a week update for free. For those who have always wanted to contribute, there is a donate button there you can avail yourself of and make secure payments to help my ministry grin. If all works well, it will become a daily thing and your first stop to hear news from the wackiest crew on the internet as well get to see the daily lives of more characters in more details. Always said it is a story that is not ending soon and it is now only going to get better. Link will be posted once ready. Cheero my friends.

Oyaaaaa grin. Can't wait.!
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 10:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
Rick9:
THE RECOVERY.

Irekefe was recuperating from his wounds after his father had spent 3 days treating him, after his ordeal he vowed that he would never to disobey his Father again.

"Efe sorry oh how your back, hope e don dey better ?" Castro asked him, as they both sat on the suck away just outside the compound,

"E don dey better for now, the medicine my papa apply really work, the pains don go down, after weti happen to me so eh, i no go ever disobey my papa again"

"That na true, you know say your father na wise man, i believe say e don dey find way to deal with that wicked man"

"I no sure say the man go fit come dis compound again, but wetin me no understand na how e take disappear"

"You expect am to stay before, you no hear weti Chisco do am, i never hear from them since, but i hear say Achike don dey respond to treatment sha,and police dey find Agbonyigbo"

"I no sure say dem go fit see am".


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"Maya you ought to calm down" Ndifreke tried to calm her down, she has been threatening to call off the relationship, if Ndifreke continue to be hostile towards her mum.

"Don't tell me to calm down, i can't have you disrespect my mum like that, fine she made a mistake I have forgotten about it, now she needs my help, i am supposed to be there for her, if not for anything but for all that she has sacrificed for me" Maya said to him, "Please Ndi, let us put the past behind us and move on"


"Alright i understand i am sorry Maya, how is your mum?"


Updates Plz Come Oh, Centino plz help us oh biko, the wait is too much, make una no vex oh, hand dey scratch me too much.
Really, you guys need to stop this. Not cool at all. Abeg

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Fashion / Re: Sylvia Omoniyi Rocks Peacock Gele For Thanksgiving by YTderin(f): 8:45am On Feb 26, 2019
The African ' Avant-garde ' cool
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 12:06am On Feb 24, 2019
Happy "Sunday", Centino.
I'm just hailing you o wink

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 6:44am On Feb 21, 2019
Centino, please do what you have to do so we can always get sure updates. Just make sure it's accessible and affordable. Trust me even if you make it 20naira people will still complain its expensive.
Your ardent followers will follow you anywhere.
Its not easy to compose stuff and make it as Interesting as you do.
So if you require a little bit of compensation, just do it. Those who appreciate you well enough won't mind.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by YTderin(f): 6:56pm On Feb 09, 2019
I hope I'm not late. Lol. Stumbled in this story on Thursday. Just got here now 158 pages. embarassed
Centino, words fail me. I honestly don't have words to describe this. It's pure, raw talent.
Weldone

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by YTderin(f): 6:27am On Nov 29, 2018
TGM2015:

Medical
Documentation
Training School

If you got invite for medicals, you are 90% sure of the job.
Hi, please what happens at the assessment centre?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by YTderin(f): 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2018
[quote author=ahuoserelu post=72902549]send your number let me add you
[/quote

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by YTderin(f): 7:59pm On Oct 10, 2018
viviansteph:
Please who went for his/her final interview today. Please I would like to connect with you.
Hi. I did
Ill pm you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by YTderin(f): 9:45pm On Oct 03, 2018
TheSociopath:


Go to the one at Marina
Now they sent another mail rescheduling Saturday own for marina, not palmgrove anymore.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by YTderin(f): 4:56pm On Oct 03, 2018
Hello guys,
I got an invite for an aptitude test scheduled for tomorrow at marina sometime last week.

5 minutes ago i got another invite for Saturday at palmgrove. I'm confused now.

Please suggestions would be appreciated

I applied only once btw
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by YTderin(f): 4:47pm On Oct 03, 2018
princ3ssa:


It was fine.... Basic maths and english comprehension
Okay, thank you. Mine is tomorrow
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by YTderin(f): 2:00pm On Oct 03, 2018
princ3ssa:


YEs
Please, how did it go?
Romance / Re: Man Disappointed After His Girlfriend Left His House Without Washing The Dishes by YTderin(f): 6:49am On May 04, 2018
Preshy561:
and the ones that have been washing and cleaning nko?where did you keep them?
aren't they now call exes?
stupid lazy old fool,see how dirty and shabby his kitchen looks,tomorrow this one go open mouth deh curse girls with smelly pussy.



idiotic fool.
wife material kill you there.
Lool. My sister
The ones wey we don wash nko...
Wife material kill am true true.
Radarada!

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Politics / Re: Omo-Agege's Thug Who Snatched The Senate's Mace In Action (Photos) by YTderin(f): 8:36pm On Apr 18, 2018
omowolewa:
Oya! profile him

He his Nigerian born Cameroonian, 6 feet tall, last sighted at Gwarimpa are where he fought with security............... zzzzz
Come back home. We are in Nigeria.
Pele Ehn.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by YTderin(f): 7:00pm On Mar 17, 2018
October 17, 2017
Got home met my immediate junior brother in pains, he passed on before we could get him to the hospital,
Still have the memory etched freshly in my brain.
Darkest day of my life.....

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Family / Re: Did You Have This Kind Of Parent As A Kid? How Did You Survive? by YTderin(f): 6:08am On Feb 28, 2018
OP, you just summarised my father.
He would even go to the extent of threatening not to pay your school fees or give you pocket money(and he would really make good on his threats, till u cry and kneel And grovel... Mmtchew) because of a mistake that can be overlooked. He keeps rubbing it in our faces that he sent us to school. Smh
Since the beginning of this year, he hasn't called his last son to ask for his wellbeing, hasn't sent him pocket money or anything why? Because he called him in December, the boy missed his call and didn't return it.
He believes the world revolves around him and everyone should worship him.
No thanks to him, I lost my immediate younger brother last year because of his shenanigans.
I and my one remaining sibling have rendered him. Useless, we don't call him, he does not call us, we don't ask him for anything, he doesn't bother to ask us either, we hardly go home now sef. And whenever we do, we just greet and pass.
I could go on and on. Let me just stop here.
I pray I don't marry a man like him.
I pray for him to live long, one thing for sure is that he'd live the rest of his days, a lonely man.

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Crime / Re: Mother Of 2 & Her Married Boyfriend Plan To Sell Husband's Property In Ibadan by YTderin(f): 1:35pm On Jul 30, 2017
axeman2:
CHASE A CHICK AND NEVER CHASE A BITCH!
Chase a cheque......

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Sterling Bank In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (Graphic Photos) by YTderin(f): 8:18pm On Jul 18, 2017
OrestesDante:
grin

it's like the posters above me don't understand the topic.
Lol, I don't even understand them anymore. Abi what's the topic again?
Romance / Re: Lady Buys Her Boyfriend 30 Gifts To Celebrate His 30th Birthday (Photos) by YTderin(f): 6:46pm On Jun 26, 2017
pocohantas:


Some of you don't ever appreciate, which is the reason you don't get. A lady will buy something for her man and you start insinuating it's his money...I pray someday you all get free from dating parasites...

Some of you are not even deserving of this kind bae sef, you're what you attract.
I swear, you are so right.
That's how I innocently bought something for one today, his friends were saying I was scamming and playing mind games with him. (they didn't know I heard).
I mean what's the big deal.

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro And Bolanle Ninalowo Cozy In New Picture by YTderin(f): 8:29pm On Jun 17, 2017
RaeMystix:
Don't get guys with broad shoulders and tiny waist.
Thought I was the only one, their body always look out of proportion, abi na coordination.

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Science/Technology / Re: This TV Will Cost #174M To Buy And #12M To Install In Your Living Room(Photos) by YTderin(f): 9:50am On Jun 17, 2017
Will it show me the future?

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Romance / Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by YTderin(f): 9:43am On Jun 17, 2017
Distance, overtly domineering, never listens to me.

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Education / Re: What Did You Do To Be Self Dependent Financially As A University Student? by YTderin(f): 1:49pm On Jun 07, 2017
I made and sold iced zobo in the hostel.
Good times I tell ya grin

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