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During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move". The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. ****This is called "Mind Changing Concept”***** Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!!! This is a robbery and not a molestation!" ***This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!*** When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very silly. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" ***This is called "Experience" Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!*** After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. ***This is called "Swimming with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!*** The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." ***This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job***. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" ***This is called "Knowledge" which is worth as much as gold!***" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. ***This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!*** So who are the real robbers here and what did you gain from this ? |
rudedough: Well you have seen the kind of "Chemical Engineer" our great Universities produce.Must you open ur gutter to allow the stench Oozes out..smh Why can't you just keep mute if you don't have any reasonable contribution ![]() My brother God is ur strength jawe and plss don't allow this i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e to down ur morale.. Atleast you will start from somewhere and I pray God be wiv you n those willing to help U.. #peace# |
25omega: many thanks to you for taking the time to explain.You are most welcome bro.... Lest I forget we also have a website of our own where every members can register on (www.nuag.tk).... |
25omega: This is the problem i have with some people on this site. When someone asks a question, they get a run around. Simple i don't know the information you seek or even silence would have been satisfactory. You automatically think people are attempting to ridicule something that is being done. I don't know what the group is about and there are people praising it so, i asked what the point of the group was.The association aims and objectives are very simple and straight forward.. To create an enabling environment for entrepreneurs among us be it graduates or illiterates... To hold our government accountable and put them on their toes... To go against the sales of job, age limits, years of experience and contract staffing to mention few... The association has written a constitution serving as a guide to its members and trustees... The association also have a facebook page (NAUG) you can like us on FB... Twitter handle @naijagraduates you can follow us... You can also join us on BBM group chat (2336734A) and on Whatsapp 08064677418 or 08036555799.. I think you have a clue now ...... Feel free to ask any question and thanks for showing interest in our course... NB: Sorry for the way Ehix responded to you its because he's not in his best form of health and not in the mood that's why he suggested you call so that he will explain to you better on phone .... #peace# |
saint kash: [b][/b] asociation for PESSIMIST: once u join them, getting a job will become more difficult for u...I won't blame you, do you know why?? Its because people like you are clueless and mere attention seekers... Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of the society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for their stupidity, nonchalant attitude and ignorance.. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
Wahala90: [color=#660000]You mean say make person wen get work come join? I think say them say na association of jobless graduates. Wetin who get work go come go find for jobless people association? [/color]Be objectives and look before you leap bro because you don't know what the association stands for (vision and mission) and courtesy demand you asked instead of writing out of ignorance .. The association aims and objectives are very simple and straight forward.. To create an enabling environment for entrepreneurs among us be it graduates or illiterates... To hold our government accountable and put them on their toes... To go against the sales of job, age limits, years of experience and contract staffing to mention few... I think yu hav a clue now ...... |
This is a gigantic step towards success.... May almighty God make this dream of ours be realistic.. |
All those ladies claiming to be a good cook, I doubt if dey can even boil water coz non of the them answer those ladies asking for recipe ...smh My Amala (black) n Efo riro is still d best... No ladies can compete wiv me... |
Turbocharged: People should stop decieving themselves. Some of you out there are outrightly UNEMPLOYABLE. Vladimiros: I have Zero Sympathy for some of you...I can't blame you guys because people like you are the ones complaining bitterly (within themselves) about their present predicaments and conditions... Wake up bro, you don't need to be spoon-feed before you put your brain to work that this country is on the brinks of collapse if something reasonable and tangible is not done urgently to tackle this virus that has eaten deep into us (unemployment), I fear for our future because the rate of unemployment among we youths (not only graduates) is very very alarming and as they say "An idle mind is a devil workshop"..... NB: "If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, shallow thinkers and nincompoop for the same reasons" #peace# |
I feel sorry for we the so call "Leaders of Tomorrow"....hmmmm we are here reasoning, sharing ideas and views on the difficulties we face, the pains and the agony we went through while applying for jobs and how to proffer a lasting solution to put an end to the menace of unemployment that has eaten deep into us and some of us are talking "gibberish". If you can't contribute meaningfully to the topic; is it a must you talk ?...Plss let's use our brain to think and reason something reasonable and meaningful coz its not up there for decoration.... #peace# |
Hmmmmm his own experience was even better compared to mine... I submitted an application in a school in Niger state and because the school was a new school and science oriented I was 50% sure that I will be considered for the job.. After 2 weeks I was called for an interview and I was told I will be handling 5 courses namely Chemistry which was my disciplined, Physics, Integrated Science, Biology and Mathematics; after hearing that I very was happy, like the salary will be very robust considering the number of the courses I will be taking and to my own dismay I was told I will be paid ?? Hmmmmmmm6 thousand naira per month...... I wan swear for the man but I just control my temper and told him I would think about it..... That's my own ordeal Oooo This issue of unemployment and the agony we pass through seeking for jobs is becoming unbearable and our government are not ready to listen to our cry, they turn deaf ears to us.. Are we going to be like this forever Are we not going to voice out our displeasure ![]() The only platform with which we can shout and echoed our voice into their hearing is through this association and we can only achieve this feat if we are united, cooperative and gutsy coz "two heads are better than one" that's why we need dedicated members, great thinkers, activist and a good business analyst in our midst so that we can reason and brainstorm together on how to tackle this rut that has eaten deep into us and proffer a lasting solution to it .... And I believe what we embark on is achievable if we also have the same believe coz "Nothing can stop a determined man even if you throw a stumbling block on his way he will take it as a stepping stone" #peace# |
Yes Ooo ... She's very strict and a disciplinarian but thank God today for who I am.. She's awesome thou |
Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Iladi, Abara. These are slaps that will make you think you were adopted. Igbati will make you correct your wrong lesekese! The beauty of Ifoti is you will confess your sins on the spot. Igbarun, Igbaju and Iforun will make you snitch on all those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. Abara and Iladi will make you pee in your newpants! Lastly, Abada which is the worst, this will make you do all of the above at once! Have ur say ![]() |
ehixking: This message is for todaySuccess is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds... This is part of those things because with the rate we are moving now, I don't think any moderator in his right sense should see anything about this noble association and still keep it from the whole world to see talkless of a speech that encapsulate the whole scenario that's been happening in this country and a possible solution to it but if it is those "CRAPs" you won't be told before taking it to front page..smh SEUN plss look into this... Go bless Nigeria #peace# |
LoveKing: this is silly. why is the convener not unemployed? dont you think running even an ngo is a form of employment/work whatever you call it. you aint realI can't blame you because people like you are the ones complaining bitterly (within urself) about their present predicaments and conditions... NB: "If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, enemies and nincompoop for the same reasons" |
We will not waver; we will not relent; we will not falter, and we will not fail until they hear our cry, feel our pains and make sure what we are agitating for prevail. .. Keep up the good work bro, the sky is not even our limit... More ink to your PEN You are indeed a true leader..... Long Live our Association Long Live Nigeria #peace# @mod ....Front Page Please |
Like play like play this association is gaining more awareness by days... This struggle is not to enrich ones pocket but to make our voice heard loud and clear at places we don't even think of (local and international TV stations) that we are calling for a change in this COUNTRY and nobody can do it except US ... We Nigerian graduates be it Employed, Underemployed and the Unemployed, let's unite ourselves and stand against this people that doesn't care about US, these corrupt people that are intoxicated with power & money and feel like nobody can hold them accountable for all their mismanagement... They loot the country treasury on the account of traveling abroad for one useless meeting or the other (our president spent #6 billion on his recent travel).. They emptied the country account on the purchase of private jets (Allison Madeuke spent $500,000 on her Vista Jet monthly).. They earn over #30 million allowances quarterly (every 4 month) besides their salary for feeding, traveling, HARDSHIP, security and for their aides without doing anything other than fighting each other in the house ....hmmmmm .. My question is who need HARDSHIP allowance ??Are we still going to fold our hands and continue looking at them without showing any sign of discomfort with their management style Perhaps we are comfortable with it...."The timidity of the omnipotent is the commencement of SAGACITY" .. This is a wake up call for all of US, a word as they say is enough for the WISE... Let's support this move and rescue this country from the terribly bad and badly terrible situation we found ourselves.. #peace# |
felinzo_o: WOW!!!..... God will bless this noble movement. I am employed and have changed jobs severally (by grace), hence by all standards, I do not qualify to join this struggle to set things right in this country through this laudable movement you guys have set in motion. However, you can count on us to lend support when and where necessary.God bless you for this beautiful write up... This is the kind of speech we want (Motivational)... All hands are on deck to make sure this noble association see the daylight... And with God on our side I know the sky is not even our limit.. Thanks bro #peace# |
ehixking: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates - NAUGAs they say "The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance"... We are getting there and am sure we will get there its just a matter of time.. Just wanna use this medium to implore all of us to join this struggle to make a better Nigeria, either we like it or not this is our country and we are the change it need.. According to another saying " Be a Plus not a Minus because your generation needs you" This country needs you and me coz we are its future.. We can only make this great country great again when we join forces, resources, reason and brainstorm together to fashion out a lasting solution to the problem of unemployment and how to create an enabling environment for entrepreneurs... Keep up the good work Ehix and all his executives member, sky is not even your limit... #peace# |
When I went through some comments I felt sorry for this so called " Leaders of Tomorrow" .... Are we qualified for that appellation?? "Hell NO" According to a saying "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance".......smh Joining force with this association is not by force, so if you are feeling too big to associate yourself with us why can't you pitch ur tent elsewhere ? Huh.. but I know vividly well that most of you writing "balderdash" here are not even proud or content with the job you are doing..."Umbrella can’t stop the rain but can make us stand in the rain. Confidence may not bring success but gives us power to face any challenges!!!" .... We don't need cowards in our struggle, we don't need shallow thinkers in our midst.. we only need people who are ready to right the wrongs of our forefathers, fearless mind who can go against all odds to agitate, to fight for what is rightfully ours and save our darling country from this public thieves that sit comfortably on the seat of power with their stupid belief that they are untouchable... Nobody will die for us if we are not willing to die for ourselves.... NB: Our name is " Association of Nigerian Graduates Against Unemployment" not " National Association of Unemployed Graduates" anymore...... |
ehixking: Let have another meeting in ogun state or ibadanThat's a good point, let's deliberate on the next venue of the meeting and from there we can know our fate and the next move or step to take. I will suggest we have the next meeting in Ibadan this time around coz Abeokuta too is more or less like having it Lagos again... Just my thought.... #peace# |
Why is the Mod feeling reluctant to take this thread to front page?? Hmmmmmm Must we use Sango to beg Obatala before you hear our cry?? Smh But if it is Omosexy surprise B-day, Skelewu dance completion, Iyanya picture when he was young, Ini Edo With n Without make-up bla bla bla those are the trash that make ur front page smh we need to change our mentality if really wanna move ahead in this country.. Just my observation #peace# |
ehixking: From our facebook page Okeke DonatusA good point raised there by Okeke, we should be very careful and watchful before consulting any of this people (Imams, Pastors, Oba's and NGO's) in other not to jettison our vision and mission because most of them are even more corrupt than the politicians but hiding under the canopy of religion.. Let's be vigilant enough to site any foul play while discussing our plight with them to know whether they are reliable or we should just look elsewhere... Just my thought !!!!! #peace# |
Good work so far bro, the sky is nt even our limit.. |
It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.... It is time we break free from all hindrances that has been holding us back all this while.. Let's stand firm with one voice and claim what is rightfully ours... This is our country, its our fight, we are the leaders of tomorrow.. Let's answer this clarion call coz its NOW or NEVER... |
It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.... It is time we break free from all hindrances that has been holding us back all this while.. Let's stand firm with one voice and claim what is rightfully ours... This is our country, its our fight, we are the leaders of tomorrow.. Let's answer this clarion call coz its NOW or NEVER... |
The Special Fraud Unit of the Nigeria Police Force, Ikoyi, Lagos State, has declared the Anambra State Commissioner for Special Duties, Mr. Vincent Ezenwajiaku, wanted. The SFU said the commissioner allegedly obtained N10.5m under false pretence about 10 years ago. His surety, one Mr. Obi Okwudili, had also been arrested by the unit for his inability to produce the suspect. A statement by the SFU Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Ngozi Isintume-Agu said, “A petition to the Commissioner of Police, Special Fraud Unit, Mr. Tunde Ogunsakin, alleged that sometime between 1996 and 2002, Ezenwajiaku, being the Managing Director of BIO Plastic Ltd, had invited the complainant to invest in his company as a co-Director. “This was to enable the complainant acquire 34 per cent equity at the end of the investment.” The complainant was said to have subsequently paid N10, 582,540.00 in installments after receiving reports from Ezenwajiaku, which indicated the huge potential of the company, the expected turnover and the profit. However, a belated check with the Corporate Affairs Commission by the complainant later revealed that he had invested in a non-existent company as it was not registered with the commission. The statement read in part, “In the course of investigation, detectives from the unit, travelled to Anambra State with an invitation letter which was duly served on the suspect. “Ezenwajiaku was expected to report to SFU on April 16, 2013, but he did not honour the invitation. “On August 4, 2013, detectives went to Awka with a warrant of arrest which Ezenwajiaku resisted. “Instead, he maintained that he must see the governor of the state or the commissioner of police in the state. “Ezenwajiaku was later taken to State Criminal Investigation Department at Anambra, where he made a cautionary statement.” He was said to have been subsequently released on bail to Okwudili who promised in writing to produce Ezenwajiaku on August 15 2013 . On the said date, Okwudili was said to have failed to produce Ezenwajiaku. As a result, Okwudili was later arrested and would soon be charged to court for offence of “surety to show cause.” The statement added, “The Commissioner of Police, Special Fraud Unit has declared Vincent Ezenwajiaku wanted. “Anybody with useful information on how to arrest him or his whereabouts should contact the Commissioner of Police, Special Fraud Unit, 13, Milverton Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.”...
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real-teflon:You've spoken well " the system is porous "... So what do you think?? We should sit down at the comfort of our house pressing the keyboard or key pad of our phones while we watch them take turn into the government house and later call there wards too, to and come eat out of the national cake like say its there stupid family inheritance... When do you expect the much needed change to take place Over the night ??We can't shy away from the fact that the crime committed by our political office holders are "flagrantly blatant " not latent, not secret, not subtle ..huh Which is why we think this association need to see the daylight coz it's aim and objective is to check-mate our governments and put them on their toes to do the right thing because if we don't act now we will still be leaving in there political purgatory....Don't you wanna make history This is a one in a life time opportunity to right the wrongs of our forefathers so let join forces together and make this country a better place to live and be proud to tell ur children and children children, that I'm a part of the team that work tirelessly in the struggle towards achieving an enabling environment for Nigerian Graduates and youths at large......#peace |
WHO ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW ?In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP.. Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.... Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.... Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State.... Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP... Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.... Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! Where do we go from here ??People Deceive People (PDP), 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state.. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow".. 27years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency.. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow smh Or tomorrow is yet to come.. Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country, Obasanjo went abroad chasing them, telling all nations to deport Nigerian youths. Let's stand and fight for our right coz we are the leaders of Today... Pls let all of us employed and unemployed join forces together in making this dream of ours a reality and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this.... .... The timidity of the Omnipotent is the commencement of sagacity... Join the struggle: "Association of Nigerian Graduates Against Unemployment" Like us on FB (NAUG), follow us @NaijaGraduates GBOLAGADE YUSUFF 08064677418 |
WHO ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW ?In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP.. Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.... Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.... Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State.... Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP... Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.... Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! Where do we go from here ??People Deceive People (PDP), 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state.. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow".. 27years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency.. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow smh Or tomorrow is yet to come.. Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country, Obasanjo went abroad chasing them, telling all nations to deport Nigerian youths. Let's stand and fight for our right coz we are the leaders of Today... Pls let all of us employed and unemployed join forces together in making this dream of ours a reality and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this.... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH .... The timidity of the Omnipotent is the commencement of sagacity... Gbolagade Yusuff.......#signed# |
WHO ARE THE LEADER'S OF TOMORROW ?In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP.. Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.... Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.... Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State.... Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP... Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.... Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! Where do we go from here ??People Deceive People (PDP), 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state.. Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow".. 27years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency.. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow smh Or tomorrow is yet to come.. Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country, Obasanjo went abroad chasing them, telling all nations to deport Nigerian youths. Let's stand and fight for our right coz we are the leaders of Today... Pls let all of us employed and unemployed join forces together in making this dream of ours a reality and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this.... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Gbolagade Yusuff.......#signed# |
I want to use this medium to appeal to everyone of us here that has shown interest in joining this cause to plss let us all join hands together towards actualizing our goals of making this society a better place for we the employed and the unemployed graduates by not leaving the cross to the OP to bear all alone, its our fight. So let's take this struggle serious and let publicize our association by proclaiming her name loudly on our social media network be it Facebook, Twitter, BBM and even on Whatsapp so that we will gain enough popularity that we want coz "what is worth doing, worth doing well" I normally update my status on FB everyday wiv this msg: I'm using this medium to call on all graduates nationwide to pls like our page NAUG "National Association of Unemployed Graduates" coz its a new association created to serve as a catalyst for we graduates to ginger our morale and as a wake up call for us to fight for our bereaved right from our government. Thanks Membership is FREE You too can add ur own swag to it.... I stand to be corrected Ooo..... Just an observation !!!!! #peace |
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