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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=610605.msg7837330#msg7837330 date=1299153009]
Yeah, same here. I don't go after men that are already taken.

Don't worry, I don't bite [unless you want me to ].[/quote]*_{Draws nearer, heart bit-rate normalizes}* Now well well!!! what ve we got here? and who said i was Taken?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7837090#msg7837090 date=1299151272]Hello sweety. Im so glad you are here. Now I want you to answer me.

How old are you? What month are u born? What is your favorite colour? And do you love Egusi?  [/quote]LMCAO @ Egusi 

*steps back 2 watch from afar*

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=610605.msg7836181#msg7836181 date=1299143739]@OP: Yes, I agree--he is handsome. I wonder if he has a brother [/quote]Wonder no more 4 d answer 2 ur q is yeah, & to think that people say he is more handsome , Ms. Potato, come let me tell u somtin about Dyt

Dyt:
Walks in n shoutin
yusufu
yusufu
yusufu

i hope this is just a case of hang-ova & notin more oh?

Dyt:
Walks in sngin
do it lyk a brova
do it lyk a dude
grab my crotch
do it lyk ya

it's either u're high on somtin or u walkd in2 d wrong thread @ Ms.Potato, sometimes

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7830247#msg7830247 date=1299072708]Dont get me wrong. Infact, you are beyond too good to be true. Most guys especially here on NL are so full of shait. They put me off but you with your good looks and good personality, Im astonished!

You know I was once like you. I use to satisfy everybody but myself. I even gave up my dreams for the sake of my own family and in the end, Im the one crying blood and when you have been thrown in a pit, no one was there to help me. I learn alot from all these hard lessons. And now I dont bother to satisfy anyone anymore cause to me, the decisions I make today is based on my free will and when I did a mistake I will learn from it and there shall be no one to blame and at least in the future I wont regret it.

All those people you are satisfying now when you make a mistake just by satisfying them, they will never come to your aid and they will make it as if you are the one that decided to do it so u pay for it. When they die and u are alie on this earth, u will regret ever doing the things you didnt want to do just because u wanted to satify someone else. Just saying.

Well, my dog that pass away had a first name, second name, third name and last name. Thats why his full name is Jingles Fat Belly Peacan Nut Can u believe it, his pig, I have to call he exactly Pinky Patricia otherwise she wont listen!! na what kinda pig is this?? [/quote]yeah, u notion on pleasing pipu is kinda right, but in life, there are some mistakes u just have to make urself to truly understand the repercussions, non withstanding, i have to still say, we all have different ways of reacting to peoples expectations of u? whether u choose 2 please them or disappoint them, whateva wld b wld b. que sera sera.

U try to pleae evryone? Really? Why?

To be honest with you, at first I was a little skeptical of opening this thread because I always have guys whom looks as good looking as you being a show off and they tend to treat like the sun evolves around their faces but because I seriously admire your look, I had to tell u. Guess I was wrong. U werent the type of guy I presume you to be and also u werent the guy I least expected you to be either. This is strange 

lol @ bolded. i try 2 please everyone, sounds wierd rite? it's a common saying dat u can't pls everybody howeva hard u try, but i leave by a typical politicians philosophy that u stand to gain when u make an attempt & loose when u don't. if u're one with a sensitive conscience, u wouldn't feel good 4 not trying.   . that said, "i wasn't d guy u least expected me 2 b"?, don't get all carried away, u cant expect everyone to be what u want them to be, that's how pipu get hurt, just learn to accept people 4 who they actually are. so hows pinky patricia?, neva knew pets could have last names

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7828784#msg7828784 date=1299058821]Yusuf, what did you do to Dyt which had made her so angry with you? [/quote]one good thing i can honestly sat about mua is that i hardly get people annoyed , i try as much as possible to please everyone    but i don't go out of my way to do so, hence, i doubt if dyt is actually annoyed wif me,  evident from her respond . Abi, dyt dear, no be play we dey play? . Any way sha, which wan come be all these pet tok again, i think i might get me a Zebra . and dyt, who tell u say na every Ghanaian dey dark colored , My gf light pass angel, walahi

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7828389#msg7828389 date=1299054227]Dyt, what is going on [/quote]Dyt is confused, she just saw one episode of the L Word and now she thinks she was born to do punni-es instead.

Dyt:
Else wat young man?
*guess his wld b looks hot lyk i always want em*
scared boi?
Nt 2 worry i ll jst v er 4 few days

Who are u callin young man? take time oh, well, if u must know, i dont want u @ my wedding because *keypad Freezes*

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7823350#msg7823350 date=1298990890]Or else wetin [/quote]ask am, she know y?

iyatrustee:
i dey like dele

and i sure say u stand like stanley

nurabela:
Girls who want to retaliate on guys who have broken their hearts often upload their ex boyfriend pics online for the entire world to see. Is it Necessary?

sista, pave the way for us, i'm solidly bhind you

wtf is hapuning here? ehen!!! @ Dyt, so dis is where u come to do all the dirty things u don't do in front of ur bf ba?, i'll tell 4 u!!! Moderator!!!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7822637#msg7822637 date=1298982914]Good for u. When u get maried, no forget to invit Dyt and I to your wedding. I want chop cake![/quote]Sure i'm gonna ve a tent specifically for Nairalanders, but i must not see Dyt there. or else,

iyatrustee:
^^^^ lie! the text i sent you reads: ogogoro dey like woman, if you shack am you go high

iya, ekun ojo meta, shey da da ni?

timmyoj:
had dis gurl whom i dated 4 about a yr tho we had  bin friends for over 2yrs.we had a lot of issues n misunderstndins n finaly i broke it up 2009,tho we talk once in a while n she neva stopd sayin angryily dat i broke her heart.we both had a sweet rlatnship evn tho it was distant.Must say i stil got feelins 4 her.Now she jst sent me a text ask4n me 2 listen 2 incomplete by backstreet boys,what culd she want?

she's trying to tell u that she's no longer into boys, just men.
@ Others, y re u guys imitating the OP?
well just got a text myself, it says "Baby, listen to Luv in this club by Usher"

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7821801#msg7821801 date=1298972962]So u are in Ghana o she is in Nigeria? How did you both meet? [/quote]we met in Nigeria, grad frm same university

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7821435#msg7821435 date=1298968500]Tea Cup Pigs are cute. I use to have one and I name him Bacon. Buthe was too naughty. Like all the chicken he go chase. All the dogs and cats he go try attack em. And he doesnt like seeing me giving attention to other animals. Only him I must give attention. Anyways, my cousin took care of him till now.

The pig my brother is bringing here is a Pot Belly Pig. Thats very cute as well and bigger in size.

Yes I feel alittle more better now. Especially after talking with you guys and talking to my bf on phone. I really miss him and wish I could go back soon. Just that this work is killing me here.

So do you have a gf?[/quote]yeah, she's a Ghanaian.

Dyt:
I dont shoot movies boi
now get dat lousy camera outta my face
n bsyds wey d babe
mouth watery 4 sm delicious one

Typical 9ja babe, u want mouth watering sensation without giving up something, no shoot, no show!! BDW the babe done turn straight as she see me , now we dey do jolllyment dey go

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7819855#msg7819855 date=1298938956]HEYYYY!!! Why are u both looking down on pigs? Pigs are the most intelligent animals on this planet and they are very sincere, outgoing and have a jovial character who is able to brighten up and encourage anyone he or she meets. The pig by nature is kind and caring, with an easygoing manner that believes their resilience and tenacity. Honest as the day is long, they expect others to be just as sincere as they are. Pig are more easy to train compared to Dogs and Cats because of their intelligence and they are one of the most cleanest animal too in terms of habitat as they do not eat on the same spot where they poo.

So my dearsss, never look down on a pig as they are wonderful creatures being created by God to mankind. [/quote]Hey, i'm not looking down on pigs, i just have never really seen a neat one, the idea of making one a pet kinda disgust me, though i know they can be cute when they are babies(Teacup pig) . So i guess u're bouncing back from the loss pretty well?

190:
[color=deeppink]Im too old for this sh1t going on here, >>>>>>>>>>>
[/color]

u sure it's not exactly ur kinda gig?

Hey, Just checked the Love Calculator stuff out it actually works, wow http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Fried+Rice&name2=Grilled+Chicken

Dyt:
Hehe @cinderella

Like it's unlikely ba? i should know better i guess. Cinderellas dont turn lesb0se ova 9t. BTW wen are we shooting? i mean i got the light, camera and wait 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it, cos d Lord knows i have------------------------------------------------------------------------the Babe and some banana's, NB:they aint ripe yet . so i need some action

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7816076#msg7816076 date=1298894602]I dont get what you mean Anyways, continue with your flexing while I continue with my mourning[/quote]Wow, did'nt think it could be this bad, u can say me never having a pet would mean i don't actually understand what u're going thru, but any one who's lost someone dear to him/her like i have would naturally feel terrible, my bad, once more take heart, i hope u find something to take ur mind of this loss, well a pig sounds scary to me though.

@ Dyt, a Rabbit? seriously? u must ve been a Cinderella while u were young

bobbyray:
I have one,
call her 08033656476, Madam Nkiru, just tell her u are from me
all the best

suddenly, b-l-o-w-j-o-b doesn't sound like a good idea right now

Luv Calculator? wtf? like we 've not seen enuf bs yet?

Dyt:
Yusuf
u don do am?
Abi mk we cont ere
so u v got sexy babe 4 me

No, As madam say make we use her house, no problem na. any ways sha, anybody wey no like wetin him c for here, make him/she go stab him/herself for chest. Soooo, u wan know if i get sexy babe 4 u? ok wait first make i go buy camcorder, i go soon turn movie director, this one na onoda line of hammer 4 me be that. no go anywhere oh.

@ ms.potato, which one come be see ya? when the thing wan start to dey hot, na him u wan run comot, abi

Dyt:
I dont do men no more boi
walks out as she taps his butt,

hmmm, now i'm beginning to get interested, Lets start our own secret thread. lets do it in the EVENTS section so people no go come chook eyes 4 inside

Dyt:
Abegi
no com ere dey threaten me
my boinfrnd s a millitary mobile mopol

pls, let me hear word jor, after now u go say him na Chief of Army staff , u no rememba say hin na Mopol b4 u come dey toast me ba? Oya move, ur turn don dey reach, the q no long again, plenty people dey ur back sha.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=572384.msg7799195#msg7799195 date=1298638370]
lol, I agree.[/quote]did not expect otherwise, guess u've got a good head over those shoulders.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7813248#msg7813248 date=1298853351]Yusuf, I come from Labuan Island Malaysia. Its a very very very VERY VERYYYYY small island cause if you drive around the entire island, it will only take you 1 hour or so to complete the whole island at the speed of 60km/hr.


Sorry for replying late. My dog had just passed away and Im very sad. I have been mourning since [/quote]Not a fan of Dogs, though i can understand ur pain, take heart dear, so, Labuan Island! guess my Ferrari would be useless ove there, so is pidgin a common Lingua ova there or u've got some 9ja friends who speak a lot of it.

Dyt:
Yusuf u mean wanna violate me?

If u like it rough, no Problem

hmmm, some body is about to be disqualified,