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AutosRe: Cars From N430 by yusuf2(m): 3:14pm On Feb 23, 2010
Please what would this 1997 Honda Civic Hatchback Tokunbo Cost, AC Included and Auto Transmission? eyumar2003@yahoo.com

AutosRe: Sharp Honda Hala For Urgent Sales @ Banixautos N450k 017383301 08035376690 by yusuf2(m): 2:22pm On Feb 23, 2010
Is This ride still Available?
AutosRe: 2004 Hummer H2 by yusuf2(m): 10:32am On Feb 22, 2010
Guy u sure say u go fit sell that ride 4 THAT PRICE,  where as a new Hummer 2 cost just a little higher than your offer price for a 6 years old one, rethink your offer, cant u c people are even scared to give u a reasonable counter offer, 3.5m - 5m should be ok
AutosRe: Very Clean Registered Bmw 318i For Sale by yusuf2(m): 3:16pm On Feb 19, 2010
Guy, my mind is still on this ryde, moved my offer to the max i can afford for now 650k (Initial offer) +50k = 700k, current and final offer, Is it possible 4 me to change it to an Automatic Transmission which would later not give problems. and do u have any idea what that would cost?
AutosSeriously In Need Of A Honda Civic 97 European Model by yusuf2(op): 12:17pm On Feb 19, 2010
please anyone got a honda civic 1997 European model with the pix attached,i dont mind if its a nigerian used (not more than 3 years though) and it must be in an OK condition with Factory fitted AC, AUTO Transmission, and clean body, my budjet is 400k max, anyone with info should please send an email 2 eyumar2003@yahoo.com, please attach pix of ryde. thanks.

AutosRe: Just Like Tokunbo 2001 Honda Accord Babyboy For N770k Banix 017383301 by yusuf2(m): 3:50pm On Feb 15, 2010
i trust you Banix, u're are no doubt one of the best and most trusted auto dealer On NL, Kudos 2 you. But 2 call a spade a spade and clear this whole issue of if this is a 98 model or a 2001 model, it as simple as this, there cant be any order explanation "this is a 2001 model that had its rear lights replaced with a 98 model type. i guess u haven't really taken time to check this out as u might have gotten a lot of people confused by saying this is a 2001 model and then posting the picture of the car with the rear lights of a 98 model, though the VIN PLATE has shed more lights. happy sales, U can also post the front pix of the car to clear up issues, a 98 model has its front Honda logo on a line on the front bumper while that of 2001 has its own in between two lines.
AutosRe: Very Clean Registered Bmw 318i For Sale by yusuf2(m): 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2010
Can i get this for 650k? serious buyer here, was thinking of going for a bulldog, but this is sweeter i guess. down side is its a MANUAL DRIVE.
AutosRe: Just Like Tokunbo 2001 Honda Accord Babyboy For N770k Banix 017383301 by yusuf2(m): 12:45am On Feb 15, 2010
the reverse lights of this baby boy is at the top of the combination 98-00 model, 01/02 model has its reverse lights at the bottom like in an 03 EOD. so banix, be sincere 4 d sake of non-honda geeks, what year model is this? pls say 2000 and i think N700k shld b a good bagain 4 this baby. happy sales.
AutosRe: Registered 2000 Model Honda Civic For Sale @ N850k (sold) by yusuf2(m): 11:22am On Jan 13, 2010
can it go for 750,000, let me know "eyumar2003@yahoo.com"
AutosRe: Toyota Avensis For Sale. by yusuf2(m): 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2009
guy!!! Are u sure u've really got a car for sale? by d way, N2.5 mil for a 2006 avensis, then the mileage should not be upto a thousand miles (almost brand new).
Jokes EtcRe: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by yusuf2(m): 9:44am On May 06, 2009
LWKM "laff wan kill me" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: A 2bedroom Flat Available For Sale At Garki Area Of Abuja. by yusuf2(m): 2:50pm On Feb 18, 2009
Guy Slow Down, I mean haba!!! Who do u expect to pay All that Money for a mere 2 BR Flat when i can buy a complete 3 BR Duplex with BQ @ GWARINPA for Less than that, guy don't let the fact that u hear people steal Government money more in Abuja than any other part of Nigeria CONFUSE U. Everyone knows the value of money These days, THIEVE OR SAINT.
RomanceWhy Women Are Difficult To Please. by yusuf2(op): 10:03am On Jan 13, 2009
99.9% of Ladies especially Nigerian girls are extremely difficult 2 understand, gone are the days when all a guy had to do was be honest, gentle and caring to the lady he loves or "claims 2 love" and the relationship goes fine, but now Ladies want a guy who wouldn't be just be Honest, but also would tell here sweet stuffs even when they are lies, they want a guy who wouldn't be just gentle and caring, but they also want him to be arrogant at the same time and act like he doesn't need her. How on earth can u expect some one to be 2 people @ the same time and u don't want him to get used to the Lying and treating u like crap, Haba sisi. And i must add that we guy are trying our best honestly to even attempt to act the 2 characters at the same time, Anyway it's been established that Women are made to Please the eyes of men as well as trouble his mind.
Jokes EtcVacancy! Vacancy! Vacancy! by yusuf2(op): 1:36pm On Oct 15, 2008
Do you prefer imported products? Please read this:
Ever wondered why it ' s so hard to find a job in Nigeria ?

Chukwu Emeka had just been retrenched from a high flying job, and now he set out hoping to bounce back into the job market. He started the dayearly having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6a.m.

While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) , and bathed with his sponge (FROM SOUTH AFRICA) and soap (from Ivory Coast ) and sprayed his designer perfume (from France ) .

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN BANGLADESH, IMPORTED FROM DUBAI), designerjeans (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast on his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN JAPAN) according to BBC(BROADCASTING FROM LONDON) time, he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY AND REFURBISHED IN BELGIUM) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Chukwu decided to relax for a while. He sat on his leather couch (MADE IN CANADA) reading a best-seller novel (PUBLISHED IN USA),
After a while he wanted to refresh himself. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), to CNN (TRANSMITTED FROM AMERICA) and then wonder why he can't find a good paying job in, NIGERIA !

This is food for thought. Keep this circulating. , !

LEARN TO PATRONIZE MADE IN NIGERIA GOODS SO THAT WE CAN CREATE MORE JOBS FOR OURSELVES.
Jokes EtcNigeria In Hell by yusuf2(op): 1:34pm On Oct 15, 2008
A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.



He goes to the German hell & asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.



Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day.'



But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,' Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.



The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!' A friend sent me this mail today and i decided to share it with my fellow country people, I ASKhuh/ARE U PROUD TO BE A NIGERIANhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
RomanceKnow What Kind Of Relationship You Are In. by yusuf2(op): 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2007
• The platonic relationship, laid out bare between two people, from the start.
• Used--------user:
Emotional sponge--------emotions unloader
Favor performer--------free-labor reaper
Assignment buddy----------freeloader/slave driver/benefit reaper
Flower giver----------freeloader
Spare wallet-----------freeloader/leecher
Nice guy with nice car that will make other women turn green with envy----------freeloader/glory borrower/glory stealer
Man who takes her out to five-stars restaurants------------freeloader
Unconditional lover------------conditional lover (condition being he must never be from this category)
• The sex friends.
• The backup relationship, in case she wants someone to marry in the future, because he seems well-off.
• Real boyfriend::real girlfriend (may, or may not lead to actual marriage).
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by yusuf2(m): 2:30am On Nov 10, 2007
Crime
Jobs/VacanciesWebsite 4 Jobs Info-tech Jobs In Naija by yusuf2(op): 1:36pm On Apr 24, 2007
Is there or rather are there any job search site one can search 4 jobs(Info-Tech) in Nigeria? Can some1 help?
Jobs/VacanciesAre There Any Networking Job In Jos? by yusuf2(op): 1:32pm On Apr 24, 2007
I am a Network Engineer certified by NIIT, Abuja and I need a Job in Jos, i am in die need of a reference.
CareerHow Much Do MCSE Holders Earn In Nigeria? by yusuf2(op): 1:29pm On Apr 24, 2007
‘MCSE Holders Earn $70,000 - $100,000 World Wide’ How Much Do They Earn In Nigeria

I was meant to understand Microsoft Certified System Administrators/Engineers are not meant to accept a job which is network related that pays less than $70,000. This I guess shows the very extreme importance and benefit of obtaining the certificate.

But the issue for us in Nigeria is ‘How many companies can afford to pay an MCSE holder that kind of Amount’ not even considering the fact that Most Nigerian Based Companies, Enterprises and Business Ventures don’t know the true value of a Microsoft Certified Person ‘even the so called giant companies like MTN’. They seem to equate us to computer technicians who don’t know more than to install OS & Hardware.

What a shame and when we the youths who are suppose to develop the nation technically decide to go abroad, they say we are not Patriots. How many realizable ICT institute has been established? How many programs have been organized to develop the young minds ICT wise? Let us tell ourselves the truth here. ‘if our country is not ready to take note of us professionals by giving us the right intensives to join hands to make this nation a true giant of Africa, then don’t feel Guilty by heeding to an Invitation by other countries who offer to pay you appropriately according to your worth’.

Do u know a lot of countries ‘and I don’t mean 3rd world countries’ are willing to pay for your Visa, travel expenses and other things just by posting your resume ‘MCSE’ on the net.? Try it.
Jobs/VacanciesWhere Can I Take Ccna And Mcse Tests In Jos? by yusuf2(op): 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2007
Where can I take CCNA and MCSE tests in Jos?
ComputersI Am In Die Need Of A 'usb To Vga Adapter' by yusuf2(op): 3:32pm On Dec 07, 2006
i wish there is any good samaritan, i mean Good Nigerian that could help me with an info on how i can get a 'usb to vga adapter'. sounds strange i know, what the hell would any one need that 4. hear me out first, my laptop is to presious to me to be scrapped, its a p4 with 1024mb on board ram, 200gig hdd and a 3.3ghz prossesor speed, but unfortunately the sreen went bad and u wount believe this, there is no replacement of a new screen allover the world as it seems. no vga slot on the body of the laptop but 8 useless USB ports, i wish any one could give me info on how and where to get a 'USB TO VGA ADAPTER' so i can connect the adapter to the system and then connect an external flat sceen monitor to the vga part of the adapter. please GOD WOULD EVERLY BLESS ANY ONE WILLING TO HELP. thanks
RomanceRe: Your Fiance Gave You A Letter For His Ex-Girlfriend by yusuf2(m): 10:29am On Nov 24, 2006
girls be serious here, we are talking about his ex here, y should u be the one to deliver the package, he proberbly is using u cos he knows u would think he is stupid to give it to u and it contains something very delicate that has got something with ur realationship with him at hand, u know like the saying 'the safest place for ur property is a thiefs hand'. think huh
RomanceRe: Would You Marry a Single Parent? by yusuf2(m): 2:22pm On Nov 18, 2006
well it all depends, i'll marry her if the child can accept me as a dad which i dont think i'll have a problem of replicating same.
CareerRe: Best Paying Professional Career In Nigeria? by yusuf2(m): 9:34am On Nov 03, 2006
i belief information technology is the ever rising demanding entity in todays world of increasing technology, considering the fact that no matter how small an enterprise seem to be, the use of applications and management of data (database) as well as network infrastructures in no doubt is indespensable if efficiency is needed. however there are very few proffesionals in the sector whic makes it very PAYING.
FamilyRe: Why Do Married Men Run After Young Girls? by yusuf2(m): 3:18pm On Nov 02, 2006
because they cannot face he fact that they are getting older by the day, so they seem to think dating young girls
RomanceRe: Should Age Be Such An Issue? by yusuf2(op): 10:01am On Oct 30, 2006
helllllooooooooo, y is everybody ignoring the first question, this is a kinda life scenario.
RomanceRe: Should Age Be Such An Issue? by yusuf2(op): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2006
FREE, u say age is just a number, can u date a guy who is younger than u by 4 years?
RomanceShould Age Be Such An Issue? by yusuf2(op): 2:22pm On Oct 26, 2006
Is a guy to blame for not telling his girlfriend earlier in the relationship that he is much younger that her ( 2-5 years), although it doesnt show 'physically or morally'? considering the fact that people don't like to discuss the AGE issue early enough in a serious relationship. And is it wrong to approach a girl older than u even if u know it ? once again where it doesnt show physically or even morally
ComputersRe: Best Home Internet Service In Nigeria? by yusuf2(m): 2:07pm On Oct 26, 2006
though this is not the best option, but i guess it's the FREEEEEST and easiest so far,
steps
1. get a CELTEL sim card
2. u must have a wap enabled mobile phone (gprs, wap, , )
3. call customer care for browser settings
4. after activating the browser settings, make sure u can browse with ur phone b4 thinking of connecting 2 ur pc
5. FOR NOKIA PHONES THAT SUPPORT DATA CABLE CONNECTION, connect ur phone to ur pc with uf data cable and with ur already installed pc suite, click on the connect 2 the internet option
6. for other phones, i dont know, the browser configurations may differ

IT may b not b to fast but at least for those that dont deal with downloading stuffs from the net, u can justify the great advantage of being a CELTELITE.

celtel, tun dun dun dun, making life better!

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