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still searching 4 d joke.

just in, Lag-aback has decided to remove chris Okotie's Name from the list of players for 2010 world cup following an ankle injury during training, possible replacements are Andooaka, d'banj or Pete Edoche.

A note for guys who claim that they hate girls "U DONT HATE THEM, U'VE JUST DATED TO MUCH NAIJA GIRLS". Over 50% of Nigerian girls these days are not worth dating, they are either Materialistic or just not easy to get along with. when u've gone out with at least 3 Nigerian ladies in a row that match this description, u'll definately have this kind of mind set "u w'ld begin to think u Dislike girls". btw "HATE" is a very strong word to use against a whole gender, remember, Ur mother was once a girl.

the moment this question arises in a relationship marks the beginning of the end of that relationship. Cos ideally, both should be in control. period

personally i don't mind a Lady making the first move. if I'm also interested in her, i would not let her go that far, but if she eventually makes the first move, i'll try to make her understand i had intended to ask her out b4 she did so. Allowing her make the first move would have negative implications considering the fact that guys are usually more egocentric than women "guys easily let things like this get to their heads".

Just discussed with u on phone about getting me a toks golf 3, me email "eyumar2003@yahoo.com".

Charting with a group of friends over the weekend about cars good for naija roads and the topic above arose, 3 of us agreed that a golf 4 based on the fact that it came after golf 3 ought to be better, but just one of us was of the opinion that a golf 3 was better in terms of reliability, although he agreed to the fact that it doesn't look as cool as a golf 4. We all had to agree with him because he used a golf 3 for 2 and a half years b4 switching to a golf 4 recently and he says it's the biggest mistake he had ever made in his life, i'm only posting this here because i also intend to pick a golf very soon (Golf 3 or 4) no preference, so please does any one have anything to say about this issue? All Posts welcome, even sales offer. Thanks.

emeshot:
@ YUSUF.THESE IS SCAM.

I SOLD THESE PARTICULAR CAR EARLY LAST YEAR TO MY CLIENT FOR 1.2 MILLION.THE PICTURES U ARE SEEING ARE MY PICTURES.I PERSONAL TOOK THEM.

IGNORE.

Bro, Tnxs a Lot for your clearification, although i wished & hoped that this wasn't going to turn out this way (it being a scam) but as the saying goes "AWUF DE COS PURGING", tnx all the same for helping me dodge a bullet. by the way, Can any one help me with info on how to get a Naija Used Golf 4 (Auto) for the same price (N550k) or less?

showbobo:
This might be a naija used car and the seller is tryna sell as a tokunbo after ravaging the car. . . . .

Also,confirm the VIN on the car. . . .

The person might be trying to pull a cheap scam afterall by offering something thats not existing. . . .

Siena:
How can anyone give any indication if the price is fair or not, if you don't give basic detail?

Year of manufacture?
Mileage?
Optional extras?

These items are important, and could have a direct effect on the price!

It being a naija used was my first thought, But do u really think a naija used as clean as that can go for N550k?
he gave the vin number as (9BWFL61J654026278)
Mileage :60219
Year 2004
Features/Options:
- factory fitted Air conditioning
- AM/FM stereo
- Single CD player
- 6 AIRBAGS
- Power steering
- Power windows
- Power door locks
- Fabric seats
- Anti-lock brakes (ABS)

i believe the car is in Nigeria cos on the windshield is written LAGOS (from first pix), the only thing is that he says the car is in Port Harcourt reason why i cant do a physical inspection cos i'm in Lagos, and i don't know any one in PH i can call to help me with that. i havent called him back though cos i'm 95% certain it's a scam.

Niaralanders, i need help, some one offered to sell me a toks Golf 4 for =N=550k, i sense something fishy about this offer. i say this because he emailed me the pix of the car which i ve uploaded below (very neat right? and an auto transmission at that), he stated every info about the car, i haved searched for a toks golf on every nigerian auto advert website including nairaland and all the golf 4 i've seen are all above 900k (for a Manual Drive) and above 1million (for auto transmission) and then out of the blue, some one is offering me one for about half the average price i see online, is it that prices posted for cars on Nairaland are outrageously high or am i about to be yahooed?

1. Barney Stinson (How i met your mother)
2. Jack Baur (24)
3. Randy Hickey (My name is Earl)

The Civic is OK but i'd prefer if it were Auto. Can u get me one?

is it for free? if yes?, pease can u send me recharge card to sell so i can get transport fare to come pick it up?
just trying 2 b funny, 9ice ride u've got there, is just left for u to attach a reasonable offer on the baby, Happy sales all d same.

Mubz:
I love that movie

did your uncle direct the movie?

the one they all like

paranomal activities

Can u post pix of cars?

can one reach u on phone? if yes, please post it so people can reach u.

Can u get ma a clean Honda Accord 1998 - 2002 (babyboy) Nigerian used for N700k Max? i reside in Abuja.

Do u mean that N520k can pick this ryde? if yes, then i think u'll have a good deal cos the ryde looks neat, i'wld have loved to buy it of u but it a manual transmission, i'd rather ryde a camel than a manual transmission car. no offenece. 9ice ryde u've got there.

Mr Right has to know exactly what a woman wants and doesn't want at all times, How can that be when even them (the ladies) dont know what they really want, I think "Mr Right" is just a scale of measurement used by ladies to quantify the Ability of a guy to Love them.

Walks in2 forum, whats up? "guy kissing women butts" sighs!! Walks out of forum thinking "what a sisi"

I dont think u sholud beat him up, haba, u're to girly 4 that. by the way if u actually think u're gona go 4 it, let me know "GOT SOME HOODS U CAN TRUST TO TEACH HIM SOME 9ICE LESSON", HE W'LD SHIVER WHEN HE HEARS UR NAME AFTER THAT.

Dating b4 getting married is lyk preparing for a test b4 hand, And Marriage is a test u definitely do not wan t 2 fail cos u only get one perfect chance to make it right!!!

i am Darken Rahl "i will take ur confessor and make her mine" LAUGHING EVILISHLY.

Ahh, False ALARM, when i saw the title, i thought maybe u saw a car on nairaland, payed for it and then GBAM (NO CAR)!!!. Get at least 3 good mechanics from different locations 2 check ur car, many mechanics would use the big word (ENGINE) to squander you of ur money only to touch one or two things and tell u ur car is ok, just be careful in believing what mechanics tell u is wrong with ur car. best of LUCK.

GCFR - Grand Commander of the Federal Republic (in view)
GCON - Grand Commander of the order of the Niger (1999 - till date)
CFR - Commander of the federal republic (1990 - 1999)
IN (Insignificant Nigerian) - (1985 - 1990)

Got my EmptyN line (Golden Number, my a-s-s!!) @ N36, 000. 00k NO PHONE, JUST SIM in 2003
Got my GLO Line @ N1. 00k in 2005

Lost the EmptyN line "cant even remember the number" 080345678??
Still using the GLO Line till date.

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@ Poster
i'll assume u're a Chelsea Dry Gin Fan, I would report you to Eto'o if u dont take your time oh.