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^^^ Bros, u seriously need to dial down on your alcohol intake,
@ el, go 4ck urself until u kum

Rashedat - mostly very dark in complexshn
Bukky - mostly heavy breasted and ve masiv ass
Amina - mostly shy and reserved
Joseph - never ugly
Patience - never patient
Funmi/kemi - neva a dull moment with them
Eteh - always horni
Hadiza - never ugly
Mary - most are still virgins at age 20
Adamu - usually slow but strong headed

Mcheeew! Nonsense!

^^ it was a slip of tongue, everyone knows u're the most beautiful lady on Nairaland
by the way, pls i wouldn't want you to be seen as a mere passerby, u knw what to do

@ potato, the truth is that u can't logically prevent anybody from joining the club, anyone can get in and make a post as long as he/she is a registered nairalander, so that said, i just think bringing up activities or topics to discuss is a good way to define the club's function.
i'd like to proffer an idea based on ur earlier directive that everyone shld formally introduce themselves, "anyone who walks into the club without formally introducing his/her self should just be regarded as a passerby" , whether u like it or not, there wld always be passerbys. just my 2 kobo as patron,

ok, i'm back,
Dis cute Dude is 26, born and bred in Las Gidi, currently reside in Abuja, Single but not unattached
Love Socializing (on and offline), love listening to virtually any type of music, Love watching Soccer (man u till baba calls)
sense of humor = Above Average
i really don't know if i am a yeye fowl sha

@ Yinka, pls tell me u're a true Man u fan and not because ur BF is one?

@ Yinka, re-upload that pichur jor, do u want to break someone's Neck? 

@ Yinka, y re u stretching the mata, let the past remain where it is na!

@ potato, A patron is the general overseer of the club, dishes out orders, judges cases and gives directives as to how the club activities are to be run, responsible for approving membership and denying members from joining *looks at el guapo *, amongst many other things,

Dont get it twisted, u're still the founder and the president, u have every right to overturn my decisions

ok let me introduce my self *searching for his resume* be right back

Yes I knw how dirty some people's mind can get, by d way, I was actually refering to the real food not what hapund after *winks*

Take back ur useless husband jor, nonsense.

I don't think I knw anyone who can cook better than you m.potato, but since u ve got ur hands all tied being the president of the "yeye fowl" club, I get if u can't handle it, no lele. I wld have also loved to suggest my x wife to handle the catering job but since she is not a member of d club, dnt think that wld be hapuning.

Eeem! Ok, well, what of yinkalink? I once ate noodles and fried eggs at her place, tasted ok, only prob is I don't knw if she wld b interested.

By the way, I'd like to apply for d position of the chief patron of d club

A crowd gathered at an accident scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get d story first hand. "Make way, I am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way for him. On getting there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat!

@ ms potato, lol @ ur bf making one hell of an ugly chk but I don't discriminate as u know "u saw me and iya's wedding pix, u wouldn't call her pretty, now wld u?" Any ways, back to the main flow, I don't c any beans and plantain or stock fish! And where are the club members na?

@ sexkillz, how are u? I c ur hand work in the jokes section, I like ur person.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=710641.msg8701397#msg8701397 date=1310474752]Kabo Yusuf! Kabo! Kabo! 

U are most welcome sweetheart I can't believe a heart throb is in my house. How loffffly

Im glad you prefer plantain cause I myself loffffff plantain very much. I always chop plaintain and beans together and the beans I cook em with smoked fish. Would u like that?  [/quote] aaaw all these kisses just for me alone, i'm almost outa breath, and blushing, back at you  ,
i've never felt more welcome into any where  ,

And by the way, u seem to be more Nigerian than me when it comes to food, i can't remember the last time i ate that combination, so , yeah i would love to have a plate of that special delicacy from the sweetest ms.potato ever. 

I dnt like potato, I prefer plantain , but can I still be a member of the club? I hope one of d benefits of being a member is having d opportunity to be close to d likes of goldielucks and omolola

What a pity, after how many years? a graduate is going to be earning less that 20 thousand naira per mnt to serve his/her fatherland for a whole year, d ironical part of it is that it is more than a 100% increase frm the previous pay, whoever said nigeria was blessed. Smh. Corpers are supposed to be paid based on the federal gov standard salary structure for fresh graduate intakes depending on certificate type (bsc, hnd, etc), they even do more work than less qualified officers  where they are posted for primary assignments.

Lmao, sexkillz, I s-wear, c-raze dey wori u

In the midst of ranting and blabbing about how he is connected to this person and that person, 2 out of the soldiers rammed him several more deadly slaps, one of them is saying to him “look at this id1ot , he thinks because the country is no longer under military dictatorship, that the Army is sleeping and he can go about slapping wives of military men? Nonsense, Adamu, bangle’s the bagar,

Now Iya is feeling bad and sorry “u and your big heart sef    ”,  she picks up her mobile to call Yusuf but he is too angry to pick because he knows what she is about to say,

Minutes Later, Neighbors are all outside their gates watching from afar scared to come near the scene as a beaten up El is dumped into the Hummer 1 troop jeep in the center of the convoy, they all zoom off, Yinkalink is seen running after the convoy on bare foot screaming her husband’s ugly name.

*no comments*

@ el, ur reaction is not even plausible, instead of u to respect my troops and let dem drag ur sorry a-s-s to my privately assigned cell for special bloody civilian that steps on my toe or insults the integrity of the most beautiful lady alive aka my wife, u're busy making crank calls to God knows who. Ask iya to tell u what hapund to d last guy dat stpd on her toes!

Just as everyone might have anticipated, the heavy set of bangs that rocked on the living room door was not what u wld call a knock frm a friendly visitor.

Everyone is still, seconds after the third set of door banging, the door comes of the hinges by a trust blow, those inside are unsure how that managed to hapun. Their thoughts are cut shut by the heavy voice of one of the three angry looking g I joes "where is that bloody civilian?"

Yinkalink sobs a little and then cries out "pls, dnt kill my husband!!! , tears are beginning to roll down her eyes.

El guapo humbly steps forward and attempts to open his mouth but his right cheek was met with a heavy slap from one of the soldiers. The question was repeated "who is the fuking imb-ecile?"

With his left Hand on his cheeck, he raises the index finger of the right hand.

*some one wld wish he was never born today*

^^^ U wld find out wen u see that d faces of the actors involved are not familiar

Iya is all cuddled up in a corner of the living room subbing after a smack from el guapo, soon, sound of sirens gets louder just as Yinkalink pulls aside the drapes to find out what is causing such noise on the usually quiet neighborhood, she is even more astonished to see the three Hummer 1 jeeps extra loaded with Military men pull up just outside the house they call home.

She takes a quick glance at Iya, then says, “Did u once mention your husband was sort of a Top Military Officer?” Iya does not answer,

El guapo  tries to reach for the door to lock it up, but suddenly gets back his senses and realizes that he is not dealing with ordinary human beings here, he then walks up to Iya and is softly begging her and asking her to pls ring her husband

Sound of men  approaching the main gate gets louder, El guapo’s heart is beating as loud as a drum in a marching band, yinkalink has her both hands on her head. sexkillz, goldielucks and omolola are just speechless

*Armageddon wld hapun 2day*

iyatrustee:
^^what are u doing here? I don't live here again. I divorced yusuf already!

i don't remember signing any divorce docs

iyatrustee:
Spousal neglect!

i shld be d one using this excuse

NB, a bullet just flew over my head , wld call u wen i get back to d green zone

, did someone say he was going to slap someone?    

Stare at her without a definite facial expression for a cool 30 secs, make sure she's aware u're doing so, dn't break eye contact wen she catches u staring

Walk up to her and tell her u're sorry for staring so hard and the reason was that u were caught up between admiring her and figuring out what to say wen u approach her.

i'm getting tired of this country oh,
If it's not North vs South
It's Christians vs Muslims
Now It's Women vs Men