PaulJohn1:
More money for Zuchabarg(whatever his name is) and US.

What stop these old men from using an indigenous online platform, to perform this irrelevant thing they're planning?! Each of them could created a monica even on NL and they interact with Nigerians with it.

It's more secure and preaches the local content message to the citizens.

l like dis part * the local content msg.*

INTROVERT:
wonderful......

ur signature reads "dnt msg me i wil neva reply, y dat? Ma'am hope u ar nt full of ur sev o

rodeo0070:
OAU is the cheapest...

oau? U gat 2 b kiddin me

Al i see is a lady covered wit cloth and a half naked dressed LovePeddler . Hmm, when has celetration of LovePeddler gained recognision?

Rolandken:
He may have had a stroke or a cardiac arrest. Let's always ensure we advice our older relations to always go to the hospital regularly to get their blood pressures checked and other relevant tests done.

wat ar u teling me. A whole prof of medicine wud nt knw is health status? Abeg death is death, in one way or d oda man must die period!

Why making news out of an act of cleaningness, make d guy no brush again. White pple sef

ishiamu:



Hafa amaechi and danjuma goje? when will they be probed the money they stole is more than nigeria debt...


when I say that Buhari is a terrorist i don't mean he's in the class of Osama bin Laden or abubakar baghdadi rather am telling you categorically that Buhari and kabiru umar sokoto are within the same class because both are illiterate terrorist - El Rufai

oro omugo niyen

chronique:
Hmmm. Is she up to 18? Wait a minute;does that really matter? If sanusi in his 50's can marry an 18 yrs old girl,that means I can marry his 13/14 yrs old daughter(considering the fact that I'm younger than sanusi.

*grabs a horse and rides to kano. Sanusi,give me your daughter by force by fire;I want to marry her. And pls,don't tell me that she is too young o. Na you I want use am resemble*

ok welcome. Que 1;omo oba wo ni o?, que2; ur edu background, ... Waitin 4 answer to continue

CEOplexy:
Is she married, if no, then I go marry her since his dad don collect my bride to be for his fourth wife

ok cal me if u met d requirement 4 suitor

CR77:
Sanusi's + Buhari = Boko Haram


Quote me i don't care

u dis pple heh! Why did u hate them this much. Am sure dat gal fine more than u that's why u adopt one form of defence mechanism. Can sum1 hep me wit d name of d defence mechanism?

vizkiz:
virgin at 26? Nigga, you are gay!!!

am older than him and a virgin. Xo it'snt odd

Olohun ma ba ise iya mi je, wen my father neva washed it for my mum. O doodi.

Kini n wi, wat is dis one saying

Estharfabian:
LoL! "" Tah!!

You never watch beauty and the beast before ni? Or Tarzan and Jane?? Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder... ""

Just make me laugh...be smart...And Be playful! you've got my attention...I don talk my own..

beauty lies in d eyes of beholder 4 buk and inside film. No b sisi like u go talk say dis one no befit me. Am sure the face of a guy is d first point of cal 2 pple like u

Estharfabian:
Smile...
Brains...of course! *this should actually come first*
Sense of Humor...""
His playfulness...*I'm a dog* still Love hide and seek games!

his Wits.. *He has to be strong* Like really strong...


Ps...I really do not care about His looks.. i could date someone that looks like a GORILLA, It's all About chemistry...""

no cum dey decieve us 4 here, gorilla? Abeg no be wetin ur eyes see na ur brain sense which eventually translate to body chemistry.. Gal!!! Dat one na lie

Aminat508:

madam have been keeping tab on u 4 a while now over space booking . Hmm ur day?

stexsy:
Buhari is a fool

o ni aso re loriko

Me wey no see money 2 run tix 4 sch make them resume 4 d said date jare make i run arnd 4 money

Jega should be made the chairman to preside ova d case. Hmm prof jega dealing wit orubebe since electioneering time

Love Machine:
I want to see buhari's presidential election disqualify.He didn't meet inec criteria for participating in that election in the first place but because the inec chairman,jega, is his brother he allowed him to participate.

wat is dis one saying? Na bush u cum 4m? Jega,buhari's brother? Wc kind talk b dis

TSNG:
If only the northern elites would heed to dis and gv thr people proper education, send there sons and daughters to school,this would really go a long way in stopping this madness called book haram cux it wud b difficult for them to recruit or brainwash dis kids and young vibrant youths into thr insanity called Jihad.... but thr greed and religious belief won't let dem c sense in dis

A religion of peace indeed(irony)... I really hate been a religious bigot but ISLAM-A-BAD won't just allow people enjoy thr peaceful short life on earth

haba! Cant u make a contribution without abusing religion. It is unfortunate

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Durentt:
Can someone giv me a good reason why twins are always ugly Xpecially da yoruba twins

didirin, who tel u yoruba twmins ar ulgly, wait av i ever run across an igbo twins b4? Nt sure

crazyabbey:
To Copy This Tune Press 1

guy can u believe u made me 2 show my 32. Funi u

Coach! Na only dem u waka cal? Ok way odewinge?, no 2 chai , there is God o

Mogidi:
Ado Bayero was the last real Emir of Kano, this APC emir-ship would end with APC govt in 2019.

who tel u. HRH Sanusi was crown on merit basis. Say na only bayero lineage they compulsory king for. Abeg

stexsy:
Buhari knows nothing about leadership talkless of leading a complicated country like Nigeria

did u jxt say Buhari knows nothing abt governance? A fallacy there

@op i salute ur doggedness, leaving Lagos for Abuja in view of job hunting is impressive on ur part. It beat my imagination even as a man,but God Is ur strength as you remain resolute to finding a meaningful job. Dont let dat one pour cold water on ur mind. Once again i tro way salute.

Tax op

Op. U ar dancing in front of prison yard. Hope u av a replacement.

Mr president should tell the soldiers to bring home all persons found in the forest