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lauryn:
Thanx Loff, where have u been? Missed your ass

Yahoo messenger's acting up. I'll get to you when I find out whatever problem is plaguing the wimp.

I can't believe I'm just running into this thread. Happy belated birthday, babe.

snazzydawn:
well,thats because I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

Snazz!

Mystique:
@ Topic: Its just like saying all guys hav B.O.

What's B.O.?

lauryn:
Unh?
And i'm not enough for ya, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hey, I was kidding. What have I done?

lauryn:
@ Zhay
waz been good witchu?

Nothing much. I'm invisible on YIM. I'll run to the library to return some books and pick some more right now. I should be back soon.

Obviously, xanadu wants to teach us PHP and how to handle external variables that come in from the client. Forms are in that league and since this is a thread for beginners, it would be quite confusing to introduce forms at this stage.

Let us understand the basic HTML syntax first before we move up to that level.

chidichris:
if i don't fart for my babe, who will i fart for.in fact, they always get angry at first but all enjoy it while we progress and i know that is real love.

Am I to interpret this as proof of the existence of special custom 'babe-only' farts which you reserve? I can't imagine I'll hold it in just to let it out in front of my 'babe.'

On second thoughts, since you're that comfortable, why not invite her in when you're taking a leak or a dump?

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=19921.msg551117#msg551117 date=1154960837]ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you because that'll make everything worse.[/quote]On the contrary, dear naija_diva. I must beg to differ with you. We aren't pretending not to do so. Where the problem arises is when someone intentionally sets out to destroy our sinuses in the name of being 'comfortable.'

When a girl for some reason decides she's so comfortable as to let out super-reekers intentionally all day, then THAT is a problem .

Perhaps this topic would be more enlightening -- https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16863.0.html -- ?

Shine-Shine Baby [happy now? ]

Shawn Michaels

DaBomb

What makes super heroes shine is that they're unusual and steal all the focus. It would be entirely unsatisfactory to have two well-loved 'super-heroes' vying for attention.

Of course, you'd have to throw in each individual one's villains for measured effect Lex Luthor for Superman, The Green Goblin for Spiderman, etc. I daresay it'd get very boring, especially since most of them hint at romance and having two romances on screen would be urggghhh.

Just a thought -- PERL is the best language when it comes to writing regular expressions [regexp]. Just a thought for those waiting on the lines and refusing to jump on.

Thank you very mcuh. I was thinking you were one of those who thought men have it in their nature to cheat and are thus permitted.

Cleofel:
the wife wouldnt have cheated if he really loved her husband so i think the man should understand and 4give her and send her away because he has to leave the past behind and the past also includes her.

I've got a question for you Cleofel. If it happens to be the man cheating -- as is often the case -- do you also advocate her leaving?

K2DaC:
Wearing a tampon is like having a dickk up your coochie for hours, not pretty.

WesleyanA:
heeeyy! . . . no seriously

oh well. . . at least i got a free vocabulary builder. his name's Zah

That's another way to make a guy smile. Flattery - or is it appreciation?

Efani:
u and your big words and your small, difficult words

Forgive me Efani. Perhaps some elucidation would be in order?

Abeg no mind me jare. . .

When you dey gist with sophisticated girl, na sophisticated words you suppose use. We Ajepakos, na only correct pidgin dey commot for our mouth.

WesleyanA:
okay. congrats on your graduation. too bad you've missed your chance of getting that coveted microsoft IT job.
I'll come to confessions sometime. maybe you can pray for me.

I'm not going to pray for you until you let out those secrets .

Speaking of the priesthood, my priesthood is not of this world. I have been called to serve as a priest in the chambers of IT .

WesleyanA:
and who promoted you to that rank?

Didn't you hear? I just graduated from the seminary. I shall discuss nothing about some interesting things of life, except er in the confession booth.

WesleyanA:
you'll grow out of it.

Acerbic wit fits you like a glove.

Efani:
why??

The fairer sex is certainly not worth the trouble, of course with the exception of present company.

WesleyanA:
don't listen to him. he's joking

I'll personally come down there to get you a wife, zah if you say that again.
now cross "celibate" out of your dictionary!

Wesley, from now on, I'm Father Zahymaka or Father Zah, whichever you prefer.