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PoliticsRe: Four Nigerians That Can Lead Nigeria Better Than Obasanjo by Zahymaka(m): 4:09am On Jul 25, 2006
You, my friend, flatter yourself. grin
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by Zahymaka(m): 9:18pm On Jul 24, 2006
Well, one thing about almost all kinds of meat is that we perceive the items based on what the live animal looks like.

People who've eaten snake unknowingly have thought they were eating the best kind of either fish or chicken, and so on. . .
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by Zahymaka(m): 12:19pm On Jul 24, 2006
Reverend:
Bulls testicles are a delicacy and are called 'Sweet Meats' in the West!

The big dog meat eaters in the World are the Koreans! Don't know if they eat dogs balls though. Sounds disgusting lipsrsealed
For once, you surprise me Reverend. Someone posted that it increases virility and might double as an aphrodisiac in addition to its great taste. As a connoisseur of 'such things', I assumed you'd be an ardent proponent of this delicacy.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
WebmastersRe: Designing A Website: For Beginners by Zahymaka(m): 12:16pm On Jul 24, 2006
Farriel:
Like, there are tons of just these same tuts out there on the web. That some tips and tricks needed to accomplishing specific tasks might be a bit more valuable. Tasks that newbies get troubled with in their course of becoming master designers or something. You get my drift?
Well, I'm learning too. At least real-life questions can be asked our instructors.
WebmastersRe: Designing A Website: For Beginners by Zahymaka(m): 11:39am On Jul 24, 2006
Farriel:
Hmm, all of these tutorials makes me wonder.
Why?
FoodShould You Be Eating Macdonalds Fries? by Zahymaka(op): 11:34am On Jul 24, 2006
Please watch the YouTube video below and tell me if you ought to be eating MacDonald's fries. . .

I'm sorry if it disgusts you, but it certainly is worth watching.

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/player2.swf?video_id=pEM0T1Ar5Qo&l=308&t=OEgsToPDskKLVUvB-6G9bGeKEMhkgK-q&nc=16763904[/flash]

I've blogged this, and it's currently on Digg if you want to leave a comment
LiteratureRe: What Has Love For Novels Gotten You Into? by Zahymaka(m): 10:01pm On Jul 23, 2006
shawna:
whatever Zah so u want to tell me u don't like reading books
I fyou've followed my replies from the beginning of the thread, you'll know I'm a very avid reader.
LiteratureRe: What Has Love For Novels Gotten You Into? by Zahymaka(m): 9:43pm On Jul 23, 2006
Freaks are special, because they're not like anyone else. cheesy cheesy
LiteratureRe: What Has Love For Novels Gotten You Into? by Zahymaka(m): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2006
We could form the Nairaland Book Freaks Club grin grin.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Can't We Be Cruel To Cruel Animals? by Zahymaka(m): 11:05pm On Jul 22, 2006
I suggest we also eliminate all non-vegetarian human beings on the Earth since the chickens, rabbits and beef they eat has been taken from killed animals who never did anything to them.

Funny logic.
FashionRe: Girls Are Dirty! True Or False? by Zahymaka(m): 8:23pm On Jul 21, 2006
This is turning into something else. The fact that the original poster and [some] subsequent ones insisted that [i]all [/i]girls are dirty does not mean you ought to do the same. I've met dirty people of either sex, and very neat people too, so cleanliness is not defined by sex.
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2006
Viper:
that she can split wood better than your dad doesn't mean she can do most of what your dad can do.
Your dad might just have decided to leave that core to her, it doesn't mean he can't do it better if he wants to.
On asecond thought, its all about the skill and strength to carry out the art.
Some creature. . . undecided
BusinessRe: Customer Service In A Nigerian Business by Zahymaka(op): 3:57pm On Jul 20, 2006
Panache:
Imagine u going to a store at Balogun without buying a shoe. The owner go curse the hell out of you. Whereas if you go to Office Depot they we willing refer you to another store (sometimes a competitor) if the goods is ot available.
Exactly! grin grin.
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 3:56pm On Jul 20, 2006
I don't know why you're that biased. My aunt can split wood better than my Dad -- and my Dad's very strong. She's a very gentle lady, but I always try not to get on the wrong side of her. I'm sure she'll disprove your point.
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 9:27am On Jul 20, 2006
WesleyanA:
See, if the girls can led guys in further math, it means they're capable of becoming equally good programmers. j/k tongue
You don't need to 'j/k'. Sometimes ladies are better at certain things, when they put their minds to it. It depends on the individual -- not the gender.
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 6:06am On Jul 20, 2006
Well, I'm sure you could put up a good defense if you wer e asked to. Advanced Math isn't everything. When I was in secondary school, after my friend Tope and a few other guys, it was all the girls who led the rest of us in Further Maths embarassed embarassed.

Hey, Wesley, how come you no longer sign into AIM? huh huh
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 5:23am On Jul 20, 2006
If it were left to me, I'd recruit all the intelligent ladies I can find into the IT industry. We need more women in there.
FamilyRe: Men And Women Are Equal! by Zahymaka(m): 5:18am On Jul 20, 2006
WesleyanA:
nursing is now a "women" only thing so will it be right to say that nursing is less serious than lets say occupational driving?
I don't think any man would even want to become a nurse because it's a "woman's thing" just like many women aren't interested in engineering because it's "for" men.
Says who? I was having a conversation with my colleague D__ in the library.

'What's your major?' I asked.

'Nursing,' he replied.

I was incredulous. 'Is it interesting?'

'Sure,' he winked. 'Lots of pretty girls.'

And it's true. . . grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sand : Again?! by Zahymaka(m): 12:16pm On Jul 19, 2006
Damsal:
Hun huh
He rides bicycles accross the border while carrying sand. Naturally, the guard's attention is drawn to the bags and not to the bicycle.
TV/MoviesRe: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by Zahymaka(m): 1:41am On Jul 19, 2006
Lee: They. . . they'll torture us for three days. . .

Cutter: Then what?

Lee: Then. . .they'll cut off our 'eggrolls'

_________________

Cutter: I have a dream, that someday black people, and white people -- and even chinese people -- will gather together around a table and gamble together without being given small chips!
_________________

Cutter: Tell me, when last did you go on a date - The Year of the Rat?
_________________

Lee: Snoopy? I love Snoopy.

Cutter: Hey, wait a minute -- I love Snoopy too.
__________________


all from Rush Hour 2. Some of them are not word-for-word, but you get the idea. I've still got some in my arsenal.
CareerRe: Best Paying Company In Nigeria? by Zahymaka(m): 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2006
maki:
did you guys forget
slumberger and halliburton

they are mouth watering companies tongue
Strike Halliburton off the list angry. My Dad worked there for ten years and I know he nets less than his fellows in Mobil. In fact, Mobil and the other companies use Halliburton when they want to cut costs in offshore drilling.

As for Schlumberger, I don't think you can compare them with even NNPC.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of You Naija Girls Can Beat This? by Zahymaka(m): 2:25pm On Jul 18, 2006
Dojo:
hi Zahy. How is life with you? It has been quite a long time.
I've been here and there. I really miss Confessions. . . cry cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of You Naija Girls Can Beat This? by Zahymaka(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2006
Dojo:
@Retro
I think it's better for you to change your signature. How can Afeni be your God? You even put 'God' and not 'god'.
Better do that to avoid the wrath of God.
While I do not believe Afeni is God, I also believe everyone has the right to free speech and beliefs. Speaking for something someone does not believe in doesn't change the person. Just my two cents.
LiteratureRe: I Am Writing a Novel and Need Some Help by Zahymaka(op): 2:16am On Jul 18, 2006
Thank you Ka.

Neoteny, thanks for the critique. Here's pne of my two attempts at horror.

http://books.zatechcorp.com/index.php/mode/read/action/read//6
CareerRe: Do You Work Well Under Pressure? by Zahymaka(m): 8:31pm On Jul 17, 2006
I don't like deadlines but I thrive on them. An exception would be when I need the money badly -- I can churn out what's required as quickly as possible under such conditions.

Deadlines hardly ever faze me -- I just take them in stride. Lack of sleep does, however.
LiteratureRe: I Am Writing a Novel and Need Some Help by Zahymaka(op): 7:00pm On Jul 17, 2006
svs:
@zah i rily loved to read it
kudos to u man!!!!
Thanks. . . cheesy cheesy

jite:
I lived in the niger delta for 10 years and all i heard about the vigilante groups was a lot of rumours, So i don't have anything solid to give you. I'll be going back there for a couple of months so i'll keep my eyes peeled and find out as much as i can. nice writing
I lived there for 13 years (1991 - 2006) but I feel so embarassed that I know so little about the area. Thanks for offering to help -- and for the compliments.
ComputersRe: How Can I Convert Sound Files From .wma Format To Mp3 Format? by Zahymaka(m): 11:42am On Jul 17, 2006
I also heard of a program that supposedly unprotects protected wmas [the ost annoying type of music file]. It was given the humorous name unfuck.exe by the writer.

If you've done some core Google hacking, you should understand what I mean by the search http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=filetype%3Aexe+unfuck&btnG=Google+Search. Unfortunately, I couldn't lay my hands on it. Has anyone else used it?

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