its true Jare.Naija is a zoo, we have different animals like u and our political leaders and we have us the sane nigerians are the zoophiliacs or zooChatters...I.e una visitors

That's what we get when we aquiescely listen to rubbish and call it music. People that sing trash act trash I.e kanye, Olamide and_____________. The poor dude from the bin that naija helped and bought his songs cos he represented the agbooros and youths that don't wanna learn. And some of us that can't do without shaking our body.

When police go collect ur phone watch porn finish come arrest u for unlawful and illicit behaviour.it don end!

And somebody will say its a religion of "PEACE" we saw that in France,Iran and Naija.This got me thinking, possibly the antichrist and false prophets the bible prophesied may be Islamists not necessarily our so called "men and women of God"

Imagine say them legalise it in Naija and T.B Joshua come attend.The whole auditorium nah it for burn this time with all him members.That reminds,we totally forgot abt that collapse self...God help us

Ayade decamp to apc then prepare for impeachment

Ayade decamp to apc and prepare for impeachment

How does this increase my salary?

That seems to be roasted yam.Maybe the couple nah yam eaters. Lalalalalala.Abeg give ur ojukokoro neighbor the whole gift.

Ur mama come visit unexpectedly come meet him pikin dey do dis kind thing....Nah reverend King go do ur deliverence.Dont blame him,he may be trying to measure up for other stuffs he cant afford like (owo obe)

Do we even have a one Nigeria? If GEJ had this Oba's mentality,I'm certain he would have never conceded defeat rather he'd have used everything in his power to rig it just cause Buhari is from another tribe. I think it will be cool if we divide this country once and for all cause its obvious we don't see ourselves as one. They once disrupted this division with betrayal n weakness. Weak people....enu nikan lo nii.

You forgot ric flair,booker T,chris benwot, abii hw dem dey spell him name. WWE bah...No more drink can drink vomit am. I wonder why those wrestlers are gullible enough to still fall for stone cold steve austin's trick.

pring:
What jonathan did not do in 6yrs,
has been done in 6 weeks.
Buhari till jonathan accepts that stealing is corruption.
PDP is Boko haram and Boko haram is PDP. ..Andrew Azazi. ..NSA

U r even confused.
Is it Buhari dat did what Jonathan did not do in 6yrs in 6weeks or is it d same Jonathan.
Clueless follower

pring:
What jonathan did not do in 6yrs,
has been done in 6 weeks.
Buhari till jonathan accepts that stealing is corruption.
PDP is Boko haram and Boko haram is PDP. ..Andrew Azazi. ..NSA

U r even confused.
Is it Buhari dat did what Jonathan did not do in 6yrs in 6weeks or is it d same Jonathan.
U are as clueless as Osinbajo

I am not surprised cos I knw d US sponsors most of dis Islamist groups.I wrote an article on dis in my blog weirdwitzeal.... Its an obvious fact.But talking abt muslims killing their very own,its a past time for them,atleast their religion licensed them to kill unlike christianity dat taught us forgiveness.

The only reason OBJ is being begged is because he can undo most of d ppl he put into power. U can't mess wit a mainframe computer n expect other subordinate computers to b well.It will corrupt d rest.Sons of BABA indeed.Afraid of being "open yanched"

Buhari is not corrupt,habah...d billions he stole dats worth above 555billion in our currency today is not corruption,it is called taking because he is a Muslim.Buhari is too old to rule Nigeria,he is an angry,pale,idea starved,power drunk,clueles baldheaded,steel cheeks,abt to die old man dat blivs in violence. He said "Niger Deltans fought n were treated like kings n boko haram r treated like slaves"
What was he implying?
We just have to understand dat Buhari depicts his religion... A religion dat kills,destroys,teaches violence,practices it n preaches peace.We don't remember d past n never think of d future,we r just comfortable wit d present.Dats our problem as Nigerians.

Where can I register n get my voters card?
Tchew...

The movie American sniper has broken box office's record having the largest opening at $105.3million. I'm not surprised,Bradley Cooper nailed it. It's good for the Oscars.It already has 6 Oscar nominations. You should watch this movie.

redcliff:


Its impossible!!!! If you lived abroad before you would know.. smh

Some cities run this free internet access via a password free national government backed hotspot.And other means...

I'm really sorry bro. Your role in the movie Dirty Secrett I won't forget in a hurry.But why keep the dirty secret about ur ill health,I mean Desmond Elliot could have given you his campaign money.I'm really sorry bro.And he is very young

Mynd44:

This Agbaje guy is a special type of clown. Now I am forced to think Koro is better than him

When this supposed "clown" do am,nah u go enjoy d awuuf pass.Now nah clown because it seems impossible.We too dey dey negative we naija people,who says its not possible.Anyway Nice campaign_____bad guy!

These imposters,fake and wanna be's won't cease to amaze. I mean who wants to be like a dead person?Ddnt he saw how his life ended?Why can't people just be themselves

Tell Buhari to get prepared to make goverrning Nigeria impossible again for Jonathan.That's all he can do. Buhari is a pun in this game,Tinubu the king and Obasanjo the queen are controlling d foot soldier.Who will even vote for dis combination "Buhari Osinbajo"? They both look pale and ready for the grave.We should be composing their ephitaph and dirge not campaign blah blah blah

Evidence of illiteracy.FEBUHARI,if he doesn't know what INEC dat will put him power means then how will remember Reform Policy or "change"? Daft,skinny,gullible,about to die general

(FUNNY PRAYER)

Dear God,
Please, give me the nature of JIM IYKE so as to never allow intimidation; a heart like RAMSEY NOAH’s to love my woman but please a wife like OMOTOLA, not like FUNKE AKINDELE who will beat me up and throw me out; a mother-in-law like NGOZI EZEONU and not PATIENCE OZOKWOR biko Chineke! A father-in-law like PETE EDOCHIE and not CHIWETALU AGU that will curse me and call me names; a tolerant heart like that of KENNETH OKONKWO, please God, do not give me a maid as curvy as MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE, Oluwa i beg You. Please, if I have TONTO DIKE among my unborn children, please may my wife abort her before I meet her. God, give me the wealth of OLU JACOBS because I have never seen him poor. I need neighbours like MR. IBU, CHARLES AWURUM, VICTOR OSUAGWU and Co so that laughter will not depart from my life. I need smart male children like CHINEDU IKEDIEZE and OSITA IHEME but with height; give me wisdom like you gave NKEM OWOH, and Oluwa I beg you to please, crown it all with a long life like you gave that old man who narrated the story of IGODO, Amen!

President Goodluck Jonathan has paid a surprise visit to
Maiduguri, Borno State capital, the center of the Boko
Haram terror attacks, assuring Internally Displaced
Persons that the military will soon recapture the 10
local governments under the control of Boko Haram.
“with the briefings by the service chiefs, 10 local
governments of the state currently under the control of
Boko Haram will soon be recaptured by the Nigerian
military
“I assure you that we will take over the towns and
communities and you will soon go back to your various
communities” the president said while visiting IDPs camped
at the Teachers Village in Maiduguri.
The President embarked on the trip after laying wreaths
to mark the Armed Forces Remembrance Day in Abuja.
He promised them that the Federal Government will strive
to make their stay in the camps more comfortable while it
continues to do all within its powers to restore peace and
security to enable them return to their homes soon.
“Terrorism and insurgency have been very traumatic for all
of us. I feel particularly disturbed when I hear of our people
being displaced within their own country.
“I assure you and other displaced persons that Government
is working very hard to ensure that you do not remain in
these camps for too long.
“I know that many of your houses have been destroyed. We
will assist you financially so that you can rebuild your
homes and return to them gradually,” President Jonathan
told the displaced persons.
The President, who addressed officers and men of the 7
Division of the Nigerian Army at the Maimalari Cantonment,
expressed happiness that the military is now better
equipped to counter the terrorism bedeviling the northeast
states.
“The Nigerian military is better off in terms of equipment
than it was in the past and we will continue to do our best
to ensure the armed forces are better equipped,” the
president assured.
He poured encomiums on security forces for their loyalty,
dedication and sacrifice, maintaining that terrorism is a
global phenomenon and his administration is working day
and night to curtail it.
“We will assist you to succeed in your effort. We will give
you what is due to you. Government will make sure you get
it. We appreciate your dutiful service, loyalty and
commitment,” he said.
The Chief of Army Staff Lt. Gen Keneth Minimah said the
President was also at the military base to interact with
officers involved in the counter insurgency operation,
stressing that the visit is symbolic being the day for
remembering fallen heroes.
He also charged local, state and federal government
officials to work with greater harmony and cooperation in
rendering support to the displaced persons.
“I do not want to be hearing conflicting reports on support
being given to them. Government is one and we must all
work together to assist our people whenever the need
arises.
“
I hope those indulging in sabotage allow him to.

lionness:
If GEJ hasnt trivialized this, and turned it to a Moslem Vs Christian thing. And a North Vs South thing. An APC vs PDP thing. A minority vs majority thing. A means of winning the hearts of Christians to vote him into power while painting every Moslem within the country as evil and killers, I am certain things wouldnt have gotten this bad. OBJ, Yaradua, were confronted with the issues of insurgency in the Niger Delta, they didnt point at the leaders there. They didnt paint it as a South Vs North or Minority vs Majority thing. They tackled it headlong and OBJ created NDCC and Yaradua offered amnesty. But You my president turned this to another pity-jingles, you left Ibos, yorubas, Hausa and Fulanis in the North to their faith while running to pastors, pretending, pointing fingers all over the place. At first, it was Dokpesi and IBB, then later it was Buhari, then Tinubu, just like those paid and jobless hacks you employed try to claim. Now you are shamelessly posing with the same military men you poorly under-equip, same people you are sending to the gullitone and same people you are killing daily with your super-corruption, snapping pictures with election just about 4 weeks away when you could have done better way back.
It just shows how pathetic, desperate and clueless you are sir. If you likes, go into Sambisa, You sir are NEVER getting my vote!

Did the uproar in Niger Delta include bombing and killing innocent citizens?Even if it did,they had a course,abeg what are these Boko Haram fighting for?Western Education? A dumb, empty headed illiterate and hypocrite will fight against western education when they actually learn Arabic,abeg is Arabic a language in Niger.They are lost,lost identity,lost religion,lost self will,lost their lives,lost their culture,lost their freedom,lost everything. And want to take others with them.Only someone that is blind,dumb,deaf,dull at the same time will accept such.
That is why they want somebody like them "Buhari" I mean a Fashola Rotimi Amaechi combination would have been perfect. What is Buhari and Osinbajo?GEJ till a more promising person comes

sistrunk:


so what would you sacrifice it for ma niccur?

I will not sacrifice is for anything koh?Je ne peux pas sacrifier qui pour quoi que ce soit .

More like a set-up,or am I the only one seeing it dat way? He planted the CCTV camera,he saw d vision n still had d impetus to call d sacrificed martyrs. Quite unfortunate,a 116 people died and he has peace of mind. If his only son,or the bread winner of his family was involved,I wonder if he'd still have that peace of mind.

slimfit1:


What kind of people do you think attend NDA . You need to go to school mr oh

slimfit1:


What kind of people do you think attend NDA . You need to go to school mr oh

slimfit1:


What kind of people do you think attend NDA . You need to go to school mr oh

What is he saying?I mean can u see?U too drink Garri with salt n coconut. And stop eating eba and indomie.It's affecting ur sight.

Anti GEJ.I see you. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.We have tested Jonathan is democracy,we haven't tested Buhari. But during his military regime, I don't think I knew him,I knew just Idiagbon. Where was Buhari then.Helpless power hungry...We forget so soon,this cunny,tricky old man that once told us Nigeria will be ungovernable for Jonathan and the Boko haram menace started. Oh because his tongue is now sugar coated.Don't worry, choose Buhari...

Tell him his Olive branch in Apapa,Lagos is still waiting for him.Imagine a pastor leaving God's call for power's.Hmmn see integrity!And u sure dis kind person no go leave Nigeria's call for money?