₦airaland Forum

Timon4real:
During my time people that contested for Mr macho had times 5 of the winners muscles...but wait oo what is that other guy doing there
Economy affect macho too?

Na low budget macho.

JovialJune:
Wow, me likey

But your chest though, did you inject it

It's natural. Wanna check it out?

BeeBeeOoh:




The devil is tempting me to talk but I won't

Hahaha. Op should send us videos and pictures knacking those babes.

Japhet04:
I've been declared winner of Batch A Mr Macho NYSC 2021 in zamfara, As usual I just want to give my nairaland family a snippet on how it went. It was tough but we thank God.

If you want to see more pics send a dm

If you did not join army. What is your gain?


Don't waste those muscles. Use it to jack up Boko boys.

mysportdab:
Ivory Coast and Chelsea Legend Didier Drogba's son, Isaac Drogba scored his first professional goal today, and celebrated like his dad.

Isaac scored for his Italian Serie D club Caratese.

The 20-year-old scored after a pass from the free-kick, playing the ball past the goalkeeper into the net for his first professional goal as a footballer.

Isacc's goal secured all three points for his team against Caronnese.

After scoring, the young striker celebrated by imitating his father's famous celebration.

Isaac joined the Italian club in February, and this was his third league match.

Isaac started his career in the Chelsea youth system before leaving in 2019.

Watch Video;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU9MWwWKqTA

Children tend to follow their parent's footsteps.

Congrats young Drogba.

FreeSpirited:
This post sounds dumb with an omen of premium tears in future.
You are happy a woman says ordinary 'hey' to you..days abi weeks after ya date....Men and worshipping women's attention. I'm out

Ordinary "hey". If touching his bear bear follow na cloud 9 straight.

But some men dey wicked finally.

Just because they don't want their wife to be disturbed at school, they sign their signature by impregnating her.

Not minding how stressful it would be on her education.

envoymedia:
Nursing Mum Graduates With First Class Despite Writing Final Exams While Pregnant (Photos)

A woman who sat for her final exams while pregnant and gave birth 3 days after her exams, has become the first person to ever graduate with a first class from the Linguistics and Communications Studies in University of Calabar (UNICAL), IgbereTV reports.

The woman identified as Colette Offiong Bassey took to Instagram to share her testimony following her convocation ceremony.

She revealed that it wasn't easy as she wrote her exams just days before her due date, yet she not only succeeded, but also set a record.

In the Unical department of Linguistics and Communications Studies' 44 years history, no one has ever graduated with a First Class in the department, until Colette.

She wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CM7JmExAsHF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

What a record!

Does it mean they have been churning out olodos before now?
I am asking for a friend o.

Reggaemich:
After doing my business for the day, When I return home, I take my bath, then eat, then I go out and visit brothels of different types to enjoy myself.

When I go to this brothels, I have a routine I do follow which is (I First take a drink then I go for my mission to sleep with prostitutes of different type (Fat, Slim, Moderate), I was really enjoying myself.

So I had a particular girl I do sleep with, she lived upstairs in the brothel complex, this particular girl liked me, let's say her name is nwanita).
Anytime I came to the brothel, Nwanita must approach me for our usual routine charging me a little amount of money than the usual amount.
So this particular day, I came back from work and I was tired, so I decided to rest for that day and refused to go anywhere.

The business was becoming too tasking and stressful, due to many customers to attend to and I was the only one running it without any boyboy to assist me.

This made me not to have time to visit brothel as usually, the business stress continued for up to 3months before I finally put things together and started having my usual freetime.

So I visited the usual brothel( which was a story building) were I do go to for pleasure once in a while, on getting there I found out that the upstairs was burnt and under construction,

I made enquiry and I was told the building was burnt but no one knows the cause of the fire,whether it was Electrical or from the smokings of cigarettes​ that occurs there, the story building was burnt from up to down and many people died including Nwanita and the person that passed the night in her crib that night, All the people upstairs were mainly affected, most of them died, some sustained serious injuries due to jumping from upstairs to save their Lives from the fire.

After the information I gathered there, I left the place that night, I began to ponder how lucky I was, if not for the issue I was encountering in my business that put me on hold, maybe I would have been in Nwanita's room banging her when the fire would start, maybe I might not make it out alive, Not knowing it was my last doggy style on earth.

I thank God for that memory, it has reshaped me,I have stopped visiting brothel completely and I am very happy about that decision till date.
So for those visiting brothels for pleasure, please try to stop it, Or get yourself a steady girlfriend or go and get Married to offset your sexual urge.
Sex is overrated, and from my view continuous sex is tiring. So there are more things In life to achieve than running after sex.

It would have been a doggie to remember forever.

Tinubu and Atiku comes to mind.

Afonja won't like this

Kestolove:
If na girl I for tell u not to worry cause we all know say na dick dem dey go colleccpt but since na guy, I will put him in my prayers

Coming from a girl?

Funkeshuga:
I pray is not gun down by a petty thief. a friend husband have that fate at ifako ijaiye last year, he told his wife he want to barb, on his way back from barbing saloon, these petty thieves double crossed him and asked for his phone and money, instead of him to release it and not drag with them, he did dragged and was shot, the items was still taken away


I pray this man fate is not like that, better check some closer hospital near by if not found on time


I pray for his return

Just imagine if he did insurance, he would have chewed their heads up one by one commot.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Like I said too many hypocrite and holier than thou in this gadmnnn world

Nobody gives a fuckkkk about the mantra...live and let live anymore

Maybe nobody taught you about norms and values and simply turned you upside down.

GeniusVincent:
Celebrity stylist,Toyin Lawani has come under intense fire for her choice of outfit to a movie premiere on Sunday, March 28th. The dress code for the premiere of the prophetess movie by Toyin Abraham was church workers themed outfits and Toyin Lawani didn't leave anything to our imaginations when she donned a controversial, high slit and racy nun's attire with some dude.

However, some Nigerians weren't pleased with her racy nun's outfit and called her out big time with someone saying that what she did was disrespectful to Christianity.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CM-e5sbh6a2/



https://www.instagram.com/p/CM-oWyXhd7T/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

People do nonsense because Christianity is peaceful.

Can she wear this and carry Koran? Wake me up when she tries it and see how Islamabad people will declare fatwa or something like that upon her coconut head.

musicology:
I am a public servant with a regular salary however I am addicted to betting and it is affecting my finances and most especially, my family.
Please nairalanders , how do I get out? It is killing me

I hope you married a sensible wife. She's your answer. Instruct your bank to pay her 80% of your salary. Then let her be giving you only transportation money from it.

Let's see how you can gamble with 20%.

This one don chop so?

GrandFinale2021:
that's food poisoning, I nearly died last year

You use am as meat?

SmellySperm:
bloody soldiers kneeling to propose

Go closer and say it.

Dem no born dem well to say "No."

inahlot:
this is nothing but bravery from the residents of kebbi, now let's imagine if many states could take a cue and copy this repelling of attacks from this so called bandit, how better would this country have been

Lead the way. Show us the way, champion.

Buhari come and carry your brothers.

This one choke.

But what did the villagers use to disfigure those faces abi mash those faces?

She wants to be the first woman to kill her ancestor.


She's already wearing prison clothes.

Nbotee:
Dis is so heartbreaking... I read his story sometime ago and I felt really sad for him.. Y is the wife yet to sue dat Godforsaken hospital... Imagine going into coma for a KNEE OPERATION ooo due to a very obviou error of the hospital

That is how a medical doctor forgot his surgical tool in a patient's stomach. One nearly killed me that year over a minor issue.

Boykris:
If I have the strength people use in raping girls ba wahlahi na trisome after trisome I go the do....haba nah which joy dy that thing nah





But trust me it could be that he only had sex with her there not RAPE tho

Sex in a church? Una no fear God?

Xilsbridalhouse:
Second number ; +234 818 048 4586

See you answering a dick " Ma".

They actually did the "reset" though, technically speaking.

Do you still recall what happens when you reset your phone?

Xilsbridalhouse:
I know I know...trust me I am always so careful, today was just different...this scammer will forever feel these pains of mine! Tonight I’ll report the scammer to God...all his generations will suffer for this!

What if your grand father did wrong and someone cursed his lineage which includes you. You will be happy to suffer for his crime, I suppose.

Silentgroper:
Shove ur head into her arse, only then might u find d link btw the two write up. Xcuse me.

You are very silly and petty.

Anyway schools have closed so teenagers like you have flooded the internet.

You will be ignored henceforth as you lack sense.

Silentgroper:
Shove ur head into her arse, only then might u find d link btw the two write up. Xcuse me.

You are very silly and petty.

Anyway schools have closed so teenagers like you have flooded the internet.

Weathered:
Bro, I wish that cultist live imprisonment or even death by motor accident.

But what are you teaching Nigerians? Only the rich can get justice? 100k for soldiers because you're connected to the military?

You're telling Nigerians that using the military to illegality brutalise citizens is normal?

You even threaten to locking him up in panti. That's abduction.

Your solution is almost as worse as the problem caused by these bastard cultists.

Fvck off

Silentgroper:
Making money is a skill every woman should develop. A man is nt ur atm. Have a goodnight.

What is the link between her response and the crap you constructed above

providencia:
Wetin u no understand for there? Fan say ebuka don eat make he allow another person chop. Frank say he done dey eat for somewhere else for 13 years so he no want remove food from person wen dey eat for only 3 years.

You remind me of this : After teaching for hours,
Teacher : '' Do you understand ? "
Students : '' No "
Teacher: ''which part you dont understand? "
Students : " Everything "
Teacher : !!

Hahahaha.

Don't mind the mofo.

Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.

Those fvkers fear soldiers pass. Police don cast