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DaddyCoool:
OP is another dishonest Scammer.
Ridiculously false headline

Check the source.

It was claimed that adequate notice was given. Then why is this news being released just 7hours ago?

Besides who handles the issuance and how easy is the process? Why must it be a particular waste bin?

Why not distribute the waste bin and task the houses since it's compulsory.

What is the effect of this law on non indigenes?

I haven't seen this type of law in my life before. Losing one's property over what government should have provided to the society. Why is there budget then?

Lagos to commence sealing of houses without waste bin from Friday, July7
Chike Olisah
7 hours ago


The Lagos State Government through the Lagos Waste Management Authority (LAWMA) has announced that it will commence the sealing off exercise of houses without waste bins on Lagos Island and Mainland with effect from Friday, July 7.

According to a press statement issued on Wednesday by the Head, of Public Affairs of LAWMA, Mrs Folashade Kadiri, this was made known by the Executive Director, of Finance of the waste management agency, Mr Kunle Adebiyi.

Adebiyi said the action follows an earlier issuance of abatement notices to the affected areas 2 months ago.

Sufficient notice given
Adebiyi in the statement noted that sufficient notice had been given to tenements to procure the standard waste bins and urged property owners and residents to procure adequate waste bins for their homes.

He was quoted as saying, “It is crucial for residents to cultivate proper environmental habits and support the efforts of the Authority to establish a cleaner and more livable environment.
“By taking action against violations and ensuring compliance, we can create a sustainable environment, and help build a city of our dream.’’
Areas on Lagos Mainland, Island to be targeted
The statement from LAWMA reads, ‘’The Lagos Waste Management Authority (LAWMA) has announced its intention to commence the intention to seal exercise, on homes without waste bins on Lagos Island and Mainland, beginning from 7th July 2023. This follows the earlier issuance of abatement notices to those areas two months ago, urging property owners and residents to procure adequate waste bins for their homes.
‘’The Executive Director, Finance of LAWMA, Mr Kunle Adebiyi, gave the hint in a statement, adding that sufficient notice had been given to tenements to procure the standard waste bins. He said, “It is crucial for residents to cultivate proper environmental habits and support the efforts of the Authority to establish a cleaner and more livable environment.
“By taking action against violations and ensuring compliance, we can create a sustainable environment, and help build a city of our dream”.
He said the notice of intention to seal would serve as a final warning to residents who were yet to procure the bins and maintain proper waste management practices, adding that the enforcement action was aimed at encouraging responsible environmental behaviour and reducing pollution in the city.


LAWMA’s Enforcement Team will target areas on Lagos Mainland and Island, where violations have been observed. The team will carry out thorough inspections to identify individuals, households, or businesses, that have consistently neglected waste management guidelines.

Those found in violation will receive an intention to seal notice, outlining the specific actions required to rectify the situation and avoid further penalties. The exercise will be in phases, this is phase one, and we will visit other areas in the state to ensure full compliance.

‘’The executive director, urged residents to take responsibility for maintaining a clean and healthy environment for all, noting that, by adhering to waste management regulations, residents could contribute to the overall cleanliness and sustainability of the environment.
“By adhering to the government’s directive for tenements to procure standard covered bins, would ensure that our wastes are properly containerised.”
This will help save the environment from indiscriminate waste disposal and other hazardous consequences, such as flooding and outbreak of diseases.


‘’He said further that LAWMA had been actively working towards improving waste management in Lagos, implementing various initiatives such as waste sorting campaigns, recycling programs, and public awareness campaigns, with the aim of instilling a culture of responsible waste disposal, to minimise the adverse impact of waste on the environment.
‘’Adebiyi appealed to residents to join hands with the administration of Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu to establish a cleaner and healthier environment, by shunning indiscriminate waste disposal and taking advantage of the waste management services provided by PSP operators.

‘’For waste management related issues and inquiries, call LAWMA toll-free numbers: 07080601020 and 617.’’

https://nairametrics.com/2023/07/05/lagos-to-commence-sealing-of-houses-without-waste-bin-from-friday-july7/?amp=1

dre11:
Ekiti Government Prohibits Marathon Kissing Contest

.........Says It is Absurd, Immoral





https://leadership.ng/ekiti-government-prohibits-marathon-kissing-contest/

From kissathon to fvckathon.


Wahala.

haryodehjia:
Go through binance cos you get to select the rate that suit you also don't release your coin without confirmation in your bank account

I don't understand. You mean they should send me cash before I transfer to Exchangers like truexgold? I am talking of official exchangers not Nairaland scammers.

Please clarify.

Greetings fam. Please can one sell bitcoins to Nigerian exchangers directly from Deel site or should one open Binance account?

I thought they said Binance is scam though. Please educate me.

More wins to us in forest trading.

onthehill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9saN4R4E76A

What I think is the YouTube creator should keep quiet and allow us watch in peace instead of rambling in the midst of what you want us to watch.

Be professional by commenting first before playing the audio. Infact keep your comments to yourself. The description is enough.

Tanks!

yarimo:
Mumu girl at your age you are faking results mteeeew

She's brighter than you.

At her age, she speaks good English. She's articulate and will do very well in life.

With or without jamb. I see someone sponsoring her abroad to study.

That's where her value will be appreciated. This I have seen!

onthehill:
A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Shares Cryptic Post

Danielle, daughter of Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie, shared a cryptic post on Monday July 3, on social media which many believe is directed at her father, IGBERETV reports.

Danielle who is the first child of Yul and May Edochie wrote that a man who decides to run after two rats would end up not catching any.



https://igberetvnews.com/1447772/man-chases-two-rats-will-catch-none-yul-edochies-daughter-shares-cryptic-post/

Let her face her life. Make her parents settle their matter.

Yul no try sha but then you can't hold that against him forever.

AK284:
Congrats.
Make it count.

Omo people don dey escape Tulumbu o.

If he does it right. He's on his way to consistent payout every month.

2pep:
I've got my phase1 5k account login credentials today. Let's see how it'll go

Good. Please how did you get it? Was it automatic or you chatted them at discord?

Rilwayne001:
I bought it at #670 early last month.

Today the bike man took me to a filling station here in Berger where they sell it for #500.

When he first told me that it’s #500 per kg, I didn’t believe him until I got there.

How much is it in your area?

I used to buy it for #300 per kg in 2019/20 era.

I bought mine #650 last week.

As wuna no wan get sense, why wuna tie the beautiful bride mouth with cords?

You are victimizing the bride. Allow her to say, "I do with her own mouth." Thereafter you then kiss the bride. Abi na only you wan love the love

2pep:
I was one of the few Nigerians that did very well in mffx June competition after finishing above 30%. I'm waiting for my 5k evaluation account.

Please let's know when you receive it. Good job.

OfficialP:
wow. I guess most people stopped trading after hitting 20%

Lol. Who wouldn't? Especially when you see 97% na juju?

If someone could help me confirm from their discord community if they have same offer for this month. I want to know if I should delete my account.

envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0khqexi0Sbw

“I’m Traumatized, I Printed My Result From JAMB Portal”— Ejikeme Joy Mmesoma Speaks Up

Ejikeme Mmesoma Speaks up after the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) claimed she had inflated her result and announced herself as the top scorer for the 2023 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

Below is the press statement by Hon. Augustine Onyekachukwu Ike KSJI, Member Representing Nnewi North Constituency, Anambra State House of Assembly.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02yi3K7wCKZmx9Z8uGokcyh4nwLAJDUNggMf8fh9DhGHjVjFp9mnrhsdDiW4FNCvntl&id=100001552368577&mibextid=Nif5oz

She should sue Jamb.

Is it not Islamabad again?

bennybuhari:
https://punchng.com/ifeanyi-ubah-vows-to-end-sit-at-home-procures-security-equipment/

If he wants to be taken seriously let him bring Ekpa to justice. Promising security when he's no where near where he wants them to open.

Believe politicians at your own peril.

Elliotwaveforec:
Thanks for always keeping your words and more power to your elbow.

I will try my best not to disappoint you.

Never trust the humility of a poor man. By the time this dude grab now, you go see his true colour. Nobi person wey dey drag Greetcheer be this?

Because money don enter you don turn to pap.
I raise yansh for you.

olaolulazio:
The baby mamas are not even poor....

Say something else

Wives of rich men that sue their husbands for half their fortune. Are they poor?

Fareke:
https://sunnewsonline.com/happening-now-chinese-warship-arrives-nigeria/?amp

They should redirect them to UK to meet runaway Buhari who used the loans to fatten his family.

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

I think he needs a barber more.

Villa12:
he does value her o eh..he always say it whenever the need arises. He loves her throwaway.

Na so. For reading this, mine won't be an exception.

Bomber won't see my woman.

If you're phenomenal dora, you won't need a boyfriend. What you need is husband cos Dady loo you.

Villa12:
my sister was married a virgin at 24. I can't say if she once had a boyfriend before marriage or not but her husband confirmed it himself. He was the one who deflowered her. But to be honest my dad was so strict on her o. If you are claiming to be western and not strict a little on these girls eh..hmmmmm

He will value her. Believe me. Atleast she doesn't have any extra dik to compare with his.

If to say Bomber was her ex, Baba won't be able to feel himself.

Elliotwaveforec:
@infofirst, hope you're okay? Are we the 10%ers still favoured? I'm warming up o!

Better concentrate on the next competition.

haryodehjia:
Ecstasy from playstore.. Those interested in buying data at good price and you can still be reseller

Please explain more. Is that plan for all networks?

VinnyBaba:
There is no Gainsaying that Young Pple (Teens) need Love and Affection from the Opposite Sex as they grow Older. 🙂

For Girls, this is a MUST.
They Need Attention, Flattery and Romantic Disturbances From Guys,
the Lack of it which Makes them Feel InComplete as a FEMALE.

So as a Parent,
WHAT AGE WILL YOU ALLOW UR DAUGHTER TO START DATING?
I.E. HAVING A BOYFRIEND. 🤔

MINE IS 20years.

Drop ur Comments.

Nplfmod.

Most African parents shy away from such discussions. As a matter of fact, they don't believe in boyfriend girlfriend relationship because most of such relationships are not moral.

They believe that when a girl is of age, she should bring her intending suitor to them. Girls who actually do boyfriend stuff do it on code.

Let me ask you straightforward questions which requires an honest answer.

How many boys want a boyfriend girlfriend relationship without sex? Of all those who slept with her, how many would ask for her hand in marriage?

To be honest. Men who are serious go straight to the point without much drama and meet the girl's parents for consent.

Unserious boys would be sneaking about looking for who to devour and leave. Their appearance are usually flamboyant to portray affluence but don't be deceived.

God1000:
Only him with three wives.

But it seems only African men marry plenty women, you will hardly see European or American man doing this, I'm not even sure.

It's a culture thing. Must we copy everything they do?

greatcheer:
thanks petah

If nobi say you don marry, I for toast you walai. See babe wey get doings.
Your face show, your shoe shine.

If ildiotwave disturb you again. Put call make we nack am wetin no good. Make him head for dey am.

Las las I go marry female trader or teach my woman forest trading.

Elliotwaveforec:
If e easy, go and register for the July competition and come back by month end and tell me how far.

Shame no dey catch you? Your idiot waves no fit nack you 20% or wetin.

Na to follow small pikin like me wey just start forest trading drag you sabi pass.

You dey there Greetcheer don collect 20% hol body. As e pepper you reach you begin drag am.

Disturb me again make I tell my uncle infofist make he put call to that mod wey get mind use muscle ban me that year make your head for dey.

Do well make your future fine o.