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You are a jjc. You are a student and you are not current, you only come on nairaland to book space or read comment but you never read the news gan gan.. SARS dey make you sweat thumb down for you bro... IG ban police officer from using private car for operation 1 and 2 they should not access your phone at checking point unless the case is critical an you have been taking to station and they need it for report or evidence. Next time always calm okay and if they want to prof stubborn tell them to take you station time tht you need to get where you going to in time. Don't be scared and be ready to waste some time. When you get to station they don't kill there all you do is put down statement and they will let you go. Don't fight with police at checking point they can an undo just keep asking them to take you to station they will realise you because them too dey fear.

Nice from op but add this to complete it

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Verse line
Machete.... incase of snake
Gun... incase of current situation in Nigeria

Dangerous though real g will be happy

So touching

If your current working place has restroom, try to spend 90% of your working hour a day before your interview in restroom, tell your boss you having stomach issue and you have been taking many med. am sure your boss won't be expecting you next day or you can easily tell your boss you in hospital... Don't take it as lie am a MOG only giving you a way forward

I smile at you. Just 1 year you want to give up, enh? I have BSc in Statistics in first five uni in Nigeria with 2.1. Graduated more than 2 years ago and nothing yet. When I realized I started thinking like you then I put in for Msc and about to finish and nothing yet.. you should be thankful that you studied a course you can stand on your own. But it's seems you not in Nigeria or you new to the system, police want 10k and almost 1 million applied, then you should know Nigeria is hotter than hell. Don't give up that's it

Hello sir/ma

Please I like to know the different between MBA and MBA executive and there advantages over each other

My schools always made the list.. Bsc @ABU MSc @Unilorin... But no be by school ooo as far as 9ja is concern. Long leg, being lucky or hustling that's d way

But have the traded with like five fb babes now.... Still get boss like countless.... I got realised that there pics on fb is not there #realFaceooooooo

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She will just be squeezing her body and complaining of heat even when the fan is on or asked me to put down the window cotton that the ray of light is too much

How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night.

Heart Attack and Water - I never knew all of this ! Interesting.......

Something else I didn't know ... If you ask your doctor he will tell you why people need to urinate so much at night time. Answer from a Cardiac Doctor - Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell). When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. This then ties in with the last statement!

I knew you need your minimum water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me. Correct time to drink water...

Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist!

Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body.

2 glasses of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs
1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion
1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure
1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack

I can also add to this... A doctor told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps. Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse.

Mayo Clinic Aspirin Dr. Virend Somers, is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology.

Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between 6 A.M. and noon. Having one during the night, when the heart should be most at rest, means that something unusual happened. Somers and his colleagues have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is to blame.

1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at night.

The reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour "half-life"; therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the Aspirin would be strongest in your system.

2. FYI, Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest, for years, (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar).

Please read on...

Something that we can do to help ourselves - nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue.

They work much faster than the tablets.

Why keep Aspirin by your bedside? It's about Heart Attacks.

There are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; however, these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack.

The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.

If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.

Afterwards: - Call 911. - Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by.- Say "heart attack!" - Say that you have taken 2 Aspirins.

Take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and ...DO NOT LIE DOWN!

A Cardiologist has stated that if each person after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life could be saved!

I have already shared this information. What about you?

Do forward this message. It may save lives!

BSc at ABU and MSC AT ILORIN... WHO WILL I SUPPORT

omolola15:
I still dey gather money. And I'm still thinking. Should I buy a car or a jet. Please i need advice. Which should I buy.

horse will be better option for you

Ok oooo

Everything in life is destiny... These kids are just destine to be there and congrat to them. Thanks to God for my life too

resty4:
Another suicide bomber muhajadeen/jahedist PARROT in d making.

the distance between you and common sense is as far as sky to land

Can't even pronounce it...

I imagine how difficult life will be watching ball with this man....


Is this man communicating? If yes please translate to simple English

FTC first time since I joined Nairaland. Well thanks op

Nina4u:
Leviticus 26:1King James Version (KJV)
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the Lord your God...

it's seems some people read the back of Bible because I don't know how one could have bible which was started no body should add or remove and still believe this Statue as Jesus. This statue can kill many illuteriat in Nigeria. Let someone just spray it with even clean water, the gullible will come out and say this and that start fight

Completed my NYSC and start my MSc.

Lol in a nut shell PDP should tell Buhari to to probe PDP

The question is that, does this man think everybody thinks like his village people? Why does he like deceving his people? When he was on boat he took some pictures that capture some police men with gun and now he just took a picture on a bike that is not moving, where are the police there? He told them not appear in the picture hmm this man mumu gan ooo hope his people woke up in time before is too late for them

Ahmadu Bello University again? Aww what a great school. I love you die abusite

Opiosko:
Osho is high on Ira juice again

IRA? You know what that's means dude? Okay big boss well done sir

Nigeria!!!! Haha!!! Bad belle people full this country.... Is it a crime to listed your alumni? You can list yours too abi... Learn to appreciate things around you, everything is not by sentiment. If the school is not the or among the best how can they have such production? One mumu say they are all politician and am sure he or she can see just the hatred affecting is cerebrum. Am a Yoruba, an abusite and always give respect to to other school in level with ABU. Stoping hating, is not good for the nation

[quote author=ERAKAMUS post=40037378][/quote]astagafurulah may the almighty God forgive you, a lot if this in the bible that have seen but am not a religion fanatics and I have xtian as family and good friends. Also what is killing people like you is illiterate because you don't know you doing. You propaganding what you don't know. You guys are suffering from interpretation and truth.

Quran 9:123 said Muhammad Sarwar: Believers, fight the unbelievers near you for the cause of God so that they realize your strength and know that God is with the pious ones.

Looking at this, does it imply to kill? If you kill them how will they realize your strength and know that God is with the pious ones. May The Lord forgive you once more

chikids:
A religion of peace indeed!!!, Is it not the same quran that said " kill the infidels". My question now is, who are the infidels the quran talked about ?. Is it not the same quran that said " a prophet should not take up slaves until he(the prophet) has killed and killed and is tired of killing. How then is islam the religion of peace ?

astagafurulah may almighty Allah(God) forgive you. One of the greatest sin is propaganding, never say what you don't know. You quote without verse and if you know the verse what is the interpretation, there is different between Muslim and Islam, Islam is the religion while Muslim are the people practicing the Religion. Islam is the religion of PEACE

Islam is a Religion of peace