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Culture › Re: Osun Govt Deposes Gbenga Joseph Oloyede, Monarch Serving Jail Term In US by zenburster: 2:16pm On Apr 28
Didn't they say the criminal hid the beaded crown and staff before heading to the USA to prevent the installation of a new monarch?

I guess those things aren't really sacred and the replacements, easy to make
Food › Re: Breadfruit: What Is Your Experience With This Food? by zenburster: 11:29am On Apr 28
The first image triggered my trypophobia.

Bleep!!!
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu debunks SaharaReporters Story, Insists Not Asked To Resign by zenburster:
When they deny a rumor, just know it's true.
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Halimat Adenike Tejuosho Wanted by zenburster: 12:07am On Apr 28
The jaws are tightening around Sanwo Olu and his minions.

He just broke the 1st law of power: "Never outshine the master."
Politics › Re: ADC Presidential Primary Eelction: Atikulates Reply Obidients With A Song by zenburster: 4:13pm On Apr 26
yarimo:
Very soon it will be OBI/ Natasha for president and vice president. Confused agulu man going to a party that is already Made up by ATIKU and ameachi
As a child, is the life you are currently living, what you wished for yourself?

Your case is very sad.

Your younger self would be very disappointed in your adult self if they ever met.

What a pity.
Politics › Re: Opposition Parties In Nigeria Have Agreed To Field One Presidential Candidate by zenburster:
yarimo:
Hehehe opposition are just getting confused everyday grin but makinde is looking very sad in that picture as if he was forced to attend grin
As a child, is the life you are currently living, what you wished for yourself?

Your case is very sad.

Your younger self would be very disappointed in your adult self if they ever met.

What a pity.
Politics › Re: OBJ, Atiku, Kwankwaso,Other Opposition Leaders Storm Ibadan For Strategic Summit by zenburster: 4:35pm On Apr 25
sleek214:
I don't trust Obasanjo, he will scatter the opposition. Obasanjo will push for Obi ticket knowing fully well that Obi can't defeat Tinubu even the north, even if Obi use kwankwanso, sanusi, el Rufai, Emir as vice, he will be squarely defeated in the north by Tinubu.
If you are in a competition and can clearly see your opponent making a mistake, why correct him?

You know the ADC will fail with their current plan, so why not leave them to make the mistake so you can win?

Wouldn't it be in your best interest for them to make the mistake?

Why correct them?

Are you experiencing mental turbulence or addicted to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?

na wa!!!
Crime › Re: Police Operatives Turn Down ₦100M Bribe by zenburster: 3:04pm On Apr 25
If they rejected the bribe, how come they are still with the money?

The math isn't mathing
Politics › Re: How Goodluck Jonathan, Wife Chased Me Out Of PDP – Rotimi Amaechi by zenburster: 12:48pm On Apr 25
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it"
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Spotted At Abuja Airport, Draws Attention From Travellers, Supporters by zenburster: 11:26pm On Apr 24
What if someone convinces Atiku to support Obi, who has promised to run for a single term?

And based on his assumed excellent performance might make it an easy shoo-in for Atiku if he decides to run in 2031, when it would be the turn of the North.

Then, to sweeten the pot, Obi could even decide to run as VP to Atiku in 2031.

I mean, Putin and Medvedev did this game of musical chairs at a time in Russia.

Kept swapping places.

Se mo wi re abi mi o wi re?
Politics › Re: Ex-Minister Adelabu Arrives Oyo, Directs Traffic In Ibadan by zenburster: 12:56pm On Apr 24
If he likes, let him take a broom and sweep and wash the entire Oje fruit market.

Nothing for him

He will labor in vain
Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: We Acted To Safeguard Unity, Not Silence Critics – Lai Mohammed by zenburster: 10:18pm On Apr 23
Who is giving this nuisance a platform?

Who?

Why?
Celebrities › Re: Mayowa Lambe Gives Roby Ekpo 48 Hours To Retract Claims & Pay ₦100m Damages by zenburster: 9:05pm On Apr 23
The funny thing is that she only has to apologize and claim her third marriage was only for papers, for Mr Roy to take her back.

Mayowa, what did you put in your stew?
Politics › Re: FG Offers Petrol Alternative At N380/litre, NNPC Releases 12 Locations To Buy by zenburster:
Nonsense and ingredients

Are we still on this CNG crap?

Like petrol-to-CNG conversion is free to do.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Meets Bauchi Governor Mohammed Behind Closed Doors Amid Defection Talk by zenburster: 6:15pm On Apr 23
Bala Muhammed is a scammer and opportunist.

He had a closed-door meeting with Tinubu weeks ago and was just minutes away from signing up to APC FC.

I guess he wasn't given what he asked for, or failed medicals

That's why he is with ADC today.

Don't trust that man,

Same with Kwasogbu
Celebrities › Re: Men Should Satisfy Their Wives In Bed - Mayowa Lambe's Old Video Resurfaces by zenburster: 5:37pm On Apr 23
This is what happens when you a woman thinks sex is air and food and becomes Uber promiscuous.

Her third and latest husband is a man in the age range of the 2nd, previously married, and with two kids.

Unless he takes some enhancement drugs, he will also disappoint her sexually.

In Jesus name
Food › Re: Big Squirrel I Caught by zenburster: 2:29pm On Apr 23
May God no try barb me this style.

Tueh!!!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $516m Loan by zenburster: 2:09pm On Apr 23
Why even ask for permission when he knows Akpabio will approve without even reading the request?

$6bn just last month? Another one today?

Its when this man leaves that we will understand the damage he is currently doing to this country.
Politics › Re: Oyo Guber: Adebayo Adelabu To Resign As Minister Of Power - Aide by zenburster: 9:39am On Apr 22
Hasn't that ship already sailed?
Politics › Re: How Tinubu Sacked Edun, Finance Minister After Mascot Exposed 'Missing' ₦1.15tr by zenburster: 10:58pm On Apr 21
Is this an advert madam OP aka Alex Reports?

Alex will forever be remembered as the Uber driver assaulter and imposter who claimed to be a senator.
Celebrities › Re: Mayowa Lambe Wanted Sex Everyday – Roby Ekpo by zenburster: 6:50pm On Apr 21
blaise26abj:
She will be 41 this month .
Don’t be surprised @ singing songs . Men sing to their closest padis. But not publicly like this . Both the Mayowa and Roby are werey people . They actively broke US laws to get green card . The babe come sideline am after . Now e don go cast am for social media . Them go soon deport that one . This Trump ICE wey no Dey like see this kin thing .
Kindly tell us more. I am interested in the scam they committed.
Politics › Re: Senator Abbo Dumps ADC, To Reveal New Party This Weekend by zenburster: 6:43pm On Apr 21
The ADC will be destroyed from within by the egos and ambitions of members of the party.

This fellow aligned with the Binani woman and they have both lost control of the party in Adamawa. Edged out by the Aso Rock grass cutter man.

Hence jumping ship

Like I said, these politicians are after their own belly
Politics › Re: Members, Delegates Shun Nafiu Bala-led ADC Convention by zenburster: 2:37pm On Apr 21
"Honorable" but a stark illiterate incapable of stringing two sentences in Nigeria's lingua franca.

Politics › Re: Apc Releases Timetable For 2027 General Elections by zenburster: 11:38pm On Apr 20
NgeneUkwenu:
That is how a serious party conducts its affairs.

Congratulations to all the progressives!
Arent you ashamed of yourself?

Is this the kind of life you thought you would be living as an adult, when you were a child?

Sad
Politics › Re: Amaechi Rejects Peter Obi’s Plea To Step Down 2027 Presidential Bid by zenburster: 7:19pm On Apr 20
A butterfly thinking itself a bird.

Ogun kprai Amaexhi
Investment › Re: Flutterwave Denies $75M Government Investment by zenburster: 5:30pm On Apr 20
In Nigeria, every denial is an acknowledgement of the truth.

Something even presidential spokes people are tweeting about is what these ones are debunking?

Kiku kprai gbogbo yim
Agriculture › Re: Cows Cost More Than Cars, Butchers Lament As Cattle Prices Hit ₦2.5m by zenburster: 5:28pm On Apr 20
I remember buying a full grown matured cow for #50k in 2006.

Same cow today is #2.5m?

Throw this country into the dustbin
Celebrities › Re: My Nightclubs Are The Least Of What I Do — Sir Uyi Fires Back At Vaniti Critics by zenburster: 4:15pm On Apr 20
brain54:
If you want to kpai before your time...


That's up to you. The tact I have been using is working for me so far. The last time I checked my balls was still intact!
At least you have owned up to the fact that you are a coward.

Balls or no balls.

Some balls are nothing but non-functioning placeholders.

Maybe grow a spine next time.

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