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Career › Re: Crazy And Weird Situation In My Place Of Work by zenburster: 11:41am On May 04

In the year 2026, full-grown adults in Nigeria believe that their "destiny/glory" can be stolen, just like you steal money from a bank.

In the year 2026, full-grown adults in Nigeria believe that their private parts can be stolen by mere touch, just like an artful dodger will pick their pockets.

God, whatever sin I committed in my previous life, forgive me.

The next time around, don't bring me anywhere close to the continent of Africa, else we will have issues.

kai kai kai

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Celebrities › Re: Sisi Alagbo Mistakenly Leaked Our Sex Tape - Husband, Akeem Adesola by zenburster: 4:55pm On May 03*

Just take a look at these primordial scallywags

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Events › Re: Veteran Event Promoter, Hon. Ejiro Celebrates Birthday With Boat Cruise In Abuj by zenburster: 4:40pm On May 03*

enemyofprogress:
It's only selfish and wicked people that will say that Tinubu is not working. How many people fit afford this during Buhari and Jonathan's times?

You and the OP Alex Nwankwo, it's Ogun that will kprai both of you and Shopona will take your families.

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Crime › Re: Benin Man Orders ₦1.2M Phone Online, Attempts To Run Away After Receiving It by zenburster: 3:59pm On May 03

"What happened *life* in Benin City"

Nigeria is a low-quality society, filled with low-quality individuals.

Empty-headed, vapid humans.

Tueh!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: I Thought I Had Missed Rapture - Pastor Adeboye Recounts Rapture Scare by zenburster: 11:15am On May 03

Flo36:
My problem is that those listening to him are professors and PhD holders, intellectual Men who reason very well.

According to the Bible nobody knows the time or day that the rapture will take place....so how do you feel it Sir? Like death, rapture will happen without any sign

The person lying to them is a PhD holder in theoretical mathematics.

Let the PhD holder scam PhD holders.
Ojoro cancel

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Thought I Had Missed Rapture - Pastor Adeboye Recounts Rapture Scare by zenburster: 11:13am On May 03

In big 2026, this OG pulpit scammer and religious bandit is still regaling us with these tall tales and outright lies, expecting us to believe them, like we are in 1976?

Dude, no one believes in this 💩 anymore.

If you like miss the rapture, that's your headache.

Mr I drank tea with God and other tales by moonlight

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 11:10am On May 03

OlujobaSamuel:
The response I was looking for. Yes they do. All military and paramilitary formation has a chaplaincy. He might even be the pastor incharge of that division, and yes, he can minister/preach with his uniform

He should go preach to his colleagues.

The NPF is a den of vipers

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Nairaland, I Need Your Prayers by zenburster: 10:39am On May 03

The five stages of grief

Disbelief
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

You are currently on stage 3.

Don't fall into the hands of scammers,
Unless your father was not really dead ab initio, no prayer on the surface of this earth can make him "resurrect".

It's the harsh truth but it's the truth.

Jump to 4 & 5 quickly and let the dead bury the dead.

May he RIP.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 8:52am On May 03*

Does the NPF have a chaplaincy?

If not, then he has broken the police service rules.

He should be shown the way out so he can go face what he has passion for.

Update: Even if the NPF has a chaplaincy, he should still be shown the way out.

"Duck" the police.

They are evil people, he should instead preach to his colleagues than we the public.

Ogun kprai the man.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Brokers Peace Between Oshodi-Isolo Council Chairman And Mc Oluomo by zenburster: 8:07am On May 03

When did that olori nla Seyi become an ambassador?

Ogun kprai Seyi.

Kiku kpa danu

Christianity Etc › Tired Of Nigerian Christianity by zenburster(op): 7:46am On May 03

Tired of fighting, killing and calling down fire on real and imagined enemies and household wickedness, it never ends, they don't seem to die.

Tired of listening to the over hashed sermons telling you that you only had to pay your tithes and offerings for all your problems to go away.

The demons and devils "fighting" the average Nigerian is their government, not the innocent devil.

I am tired.

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Politics › Re: My People Don't Fight On Social Media, It Is Obi & Atiku's People - Amaechi by zenburster: 1:38pm On May 02

Which people?
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Celebrities › Re: Carter Efe Defeats Portable In Celebrity Boxing Match, Wins ₦50 Million Prize by zenburster: 2:38am On May 02*

Congratulations to Carter Efe.

Neither of them has any boxing fundamentals nor can they box to save their lives, but Efe's height and reach, with reasonably decent cardio, secured him the victory.

IMO, Portable is just a lout who thought wearing a cult group cap 🧢, and claiming to use spiritual means, could psychologically overwhelm his opponent.

And this fellow said he would fight AJ for #1bn.

He would have "dyed" in the ring, if ordinary Carter could demystify him like this

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Romance › Re: My Ex Is Not My Enemy — Lady Attends Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding by zenburster: 8:37pm On Apr 30

Can someone tell the wife that she hasn't seen a husband yet?

Even look at the woman's wig, the net or whatever it's called is clearly showing.

Someone should just yank it off from behind.

Throwing a dampener into the foolery she is doing with the squeeze squeeze faced groom

Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Receives GAC, Endorses Hamzat by zenburster: 4:12pm On Apr 30

As per who the foooooook is she?

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Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Body Transformation: Before & After Weight Loss Journey (photos) by zenburster: 12:54pm On Apr 30*

Are you sure it's not just hunger flogging the yeyenatu?

I mean he performed at the APC convention in Abuja.

This is someone from Jos, whose people are being sl@ughtered daily by herdsmen, aided by the incompetent government of the day.

He no longer has any hit songs, no collabs, nothing.

His glory days are now in his past.

He will lose more weight insha Allah 📿🤲

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Romance › Re: What Do You Do As A Guy, When She Says No? by zenburster: 6:24am On Apr 30*

wellmax:
Me: Hello Gift, I’d know you for some time, we talk everyday and seem to connect well and I like you and want a serious relationship with you

Her: I’ll think about it

2 weeks later, no response
Me: Hello, hope you are doing good.

silence, no response.

1 week later
Her: Yes

Me: ignored the message

Days later
She calls: Didn’t you see my response?
Me: Yes I did. I asked if you are fine and you said yes.
She went silent for a long time and said okay.

Ma so I enter reverse. No time for nonsense.

I thought Tinubu was dealing with you scallywags in Nigeria?

So una still get time to be discussing about women?

Nice one 👏

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Politics › Re: Supreme Court To Deliver Judgment In ADC, PDP Leadership Crisis On Thursday by zenburster: 10:05pm On Apr 29

ppogba:
Hammer will fall on ADC and heaven will NOT fall.

I do not want to sound like a broken record.

As you dey like this, you think na life you dey live?

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Names Bianca Ojukwu Foreign Affairs Minister by zenburster: 9:13pm On Apr 29

Let him make her vice president,

Piti piti aiye must de ba Tinubu.

Insha Allah 🤲📿

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Portrait To Feature On U.S. Passports For 250th Independence Anniversary by zenburster: 1:44pm On Apr 29

This second coming of Trump just put paid to the moral grandstanding the USA used to have.

Now there is no difference between what Trump does now and what dictators in Banana Republics in South America and Africa do.

Is Trump now the king of America?

Even King Charles doesn't have his image on the UK passport.

I am sure its some brown-nosing aide or secretary who came up with this idea.

America now has its own versions of Onanuga and Reno Omokori.

What I am waiting for is for him to contest for an illegal third term.

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Crime › Re: See The Big Cat I Killed Today by zenburster: 11:06am On Apr 29

When Trump said Nigeria is a shit hole country, I am sure clowns like the OP were crying foul.

A cat doesn't just come from nowhere.

That cat belonged to someone, must have gotten out of the house and missed its way into the oloribu OP's house, where it got massacred for nothing.

I won't be surprised if the scallywag goes to church to give a testimony of how he killed an agent of the devil who came to steal his glory or something ridiculous like that.

Nigerians normalize evil and barbaric behavior; this is why, when they continue with it outside the country, they get thrown into the slammer.

Politics › Re: Why Abeokuta South Must Move Forward With Performance - Femi Adeleye by zenburster: 9:08pm On Apr 28

Throw the black race into the dustbin.

We will not be missed

Politics › Re: PRP Faction Dismisses Abuja Convention, Rejects ADC Takeover Plot by zenburster: 9:07pm On Apr 28*

TimeManager:
It's about to go down... Their next SPV is already firing a warning shot at them.
The last time I saw a headless chicken running, I was 7yrs old. See grown men running from party to party like an headless chicken, shame!.

-Kiss the truth!

Na life you dey live so like this?

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Politics › Re: Why Chima Matthew Amadi’s Decision Is The Only Rational One - Amarachi Anyanwu by zenburster: 9:04pm On Apr 28

chuksjuve:
Mazi CHIMA Amadi , the philanthropist of twitter that year ..

Solid man I must say ..

Wishing him all the best in the coming elections

Solid man wey im nyansh dey outside.

Even gistlover carried his scandal that year.

Oshisko

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Politics › Re: Why Chima Matthew Amadi’s Decision Is The Only Rational One - Amarachi Anyanwu by zenburster: 9:03pm On Apr 28

"A hunter who chases two rats in the bush will end up catching none."

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Democracy And 2027 Elections Now Facing Existential Threat - Atiku by zenburster: 8:58pm On Apr 28

This man despite his claims of being some political wunderkind is actually a bumbling buffooooon who always gets in his own way and manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

If only he wasn't so ambitious in 2003 and try to unseat obasanjo, OBJ would have supported him in 2007 instead of Yar'adua and he would have done his 2 terms 2007 - 2015 and since retired to his real homeland, the UAE.

Instead he has fumbled and bumbled 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019, 2023 and will still lose in 2027.

A nyamayama fellow

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Politics › Re: Malami Dares The EFCC On Seizure Of 50 Properties by zenburster: 7:21pm On Apr 28

Whatever evil thing happens to this man?

He deserves every bit of it.

I haven't seen Karma work like this in realtime before.

It's like we are going back to the days of Elijah and co.

Old Testament type shii

Politics › Re: Senator Gbenga Daniel Picked His APC Nomination Form In Abuja by zenburster: 7:19pm On Apr 28

Gbenga Daniel vs Dapo Abiodun for the same ticket.

An immovable object vs and unstoppable force.

May they cancel out themselves insha Jesus

Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Subsidises Petrol, Diesel Amid Price Surge by zenburster: 2:19pm On Apr 28

Who asked him?

Culture › Re: Osun Govt Deposes Gbenga Joseph Oloyede, Monarch Serving Jail Term In US by zenburster: 2:17pm On Apr 28

WorldRichest:
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Unlike those people across the road

We don’t support fraudster, baby factory merchants, fake drugs and drinks producers and drug traffickers here

Igbo people aren't the cause of your problems.

After you make ad hominem attacks on them all day online, you will still go and face your problems waiting for you, offline

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