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Politics › Re: “I Have Over 200 Cars” – Dino Melaye Speaks On His Wealth, Church Growth by zenburster: 9:15pm On Aug 14

200 cars yet not a single business.

How much tax does he pay annually?

A crook this one is

Celebrities › Re: VDM Was A Male Prostitute In Abuja - Dr Kemi Olunloyo (photos) by zenburster: 6:40pm On Aug 14

Dear Kemi,
The man Malcolm Little, later known as Malcolm X was in his past, an armed robber, love-vendor (steerer) and male prostitute who had sex with influential men for money.

Detailed accounts of his past life can be found in the book: Malcolm: The Life of a Man Who Changed Black America - by Bruce Perry.

I guess his life is what inspired VDM.

You o, VDM o, Ikru kprai una two.

Health › Re: Something Is Smelling In Akure And Environs by zenburster: 11:21am On Aug 14

ICYDNK, most houses in Akure are built without toilets. They do their do in out houses I.e. latrines, throw shotput or take a dump in bushes etc.

The smell you can "hear" is mostly people burning 💩.

Very peculiar place, Akure is.

Very

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Picks Lawal Daura As Vice Presidential Candidate by zenburster: 9:53pm On Aug 13

LegendHero:
You don chop today?

Scallywag. Google the meaning.

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Picks Lawal Daura As Vice Presidential Candidate by zenburster: 8:54pm On Aug 13

LegendHero:
Guy any vote Makinde take from Tinubu in Ibadan, Jagaban go replace am with votes in Adamawa because we have the governor and Bindow with us.

Rather than wasting your time about the SW which Asiwaju will win convincingly, you should be scared for Atiku because he won’t get up to 25% in any state in the whole South.

"...with us..."

See this scallywag thinking he is one of the team?

They are spoiling your life and you are saying "governor and Bindow are with us"

Laughable.

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Picks Lawal Daura As Vice Presidential Candidate by zenburster: 8:49pm On Aug 13

yemmight:
Your votes come only from Oyo State. Why are you wasting time?

He is a local champion like Kwansogbu.

If he loses Oyo state, that means his handpicked candidate for governor is also going to lose.

Politics › Re: Uncertainty Trails Push For Single Opposition Candidate As Atiku Set Conditions by zenburster: 2:48pm On Aug 13*

Atiku is scheming again to be the sole opposition candidate.

A scallywag.

The painful thing is that as long as we don't have a single candidate, it's congratulations in advance to Tulumbu

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Business › Re: BIS Shareholding Could Add $20 Billion To Nigeria’s Economy In 10 Years - Hamzat by zenburster: 10:12am On Aug 13

Slippy:
Now that's huge

Would not possible without Tinubu

Reason #189898830909 to vote APC in 2027

Whoever did you like this is STRONG!!!

I doubt if there is a reversal

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Crime › Re: Missing Person: Please Help Find Antonia Ogebor (Photo) by zenburster: 10:04pm On Aug 12

A 30-year-old missing?

These are the most likely options of what happened to her:
1. She entered one of Abuja's notorious one-chance vehicles, was robbed, pushed out of the vehicle in motion. Most likely dead.
2. If she were male, I would have asked her kit and kin to visit all police stations, but she isnt male and would not likely be arrested by the police.
3. She is probably camped with one man friend,prophet or something sexual/tryst related. If she has a man friend, his neck should be pressed so he vomits her up.

However, if 2 and 3 are ruled out, she is most likely dead by some roadside or in a mortuary as a Jane Doe.

I am sorry but if I was a betting man, my money would be on (1)

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Says He's Staying Out Of Trouble, AY Says “you'll Join Singles Soon” – Vid by zenburster: 7:49pm On Aug 12

A 50-something year old scallywag.

Tueh!!!

Sports › Re: Chinedu Ozor: Katsina United Clarifies Reports Of Player Coming Back To Life by zenburster: 7:47pm On Aug 12

Olodumare should take Tulumbu and return this fellow and Mohbad instead.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates 1st White Wedding Anniversary, Wife Chioma Snubs Him by zenburster: 7:46pm On Aug 12

When did lions start to have spots?

Its like the OPs garri intake is becoming unbecoming.

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Business › Re: Please Help! Temu Is Refusing To Refund Me by zenburster: 7:44pm On Aug 12

And here I was thinking that Speedaf was a useless courier.

They are useless no doubt but much better than this TGG people who most likely stole your order.

I ordered an item from Temu, it arrived left China and got to Nigeria and went through customs clearing in less than 2 weeks.

Yet Speedaf used almost a week not to deliver the item but to tell me to come and pick it that they won't deliver it to me. A distance of less than 1km.

Nigerian companies will destroy Temus business.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Bets $1 Million That No Nigerian Artist Has More Hits Than Him - Video by zenburster: 10:31am On Aug 12*

With his kindergarten lyrics and croaky voice.

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Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Philanthropist Kenneth Ifekudu Covers Attention Magazine by zenburster: 9:05am On Aug 12*

A "man" who has a yellow face and black hands.

Alex Reports, Tueh!!!

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Celebrities › Re: What Happened To Maheeda, Nigeria’s Original ‘naija Bad Girl’? by zenburster: 5:12pm On Aug 11

Ushame:
One of the old alumni of Olodo/Olosho uprising don even open church sef for Abuja.

I hear say she be prophetess now sef

Mention her name if you have balls. I hear she is a Nairalander like Reno Omokori.

So she can sue you for everything you have grin

Culture › Re: Which Of These Games Did You Play While Growing Up? Part 2 by zenburster: 5:06pm On Aug 11

One thing that baffles me is how knowledge of these games is passed down generations.

I know I played some of them, but if I didn't see this thread, none of them have crossed my mind as a grown up.

Tinubu has fried my brain, all I think of is making money.

F*** childhood games

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by zenburster: 7:47pm On Aug 10

Blunt99:
Some people predicted this day.

All her religious shenanigans was leading to somewhere.

And here we are.

Well, over to the sheeples.

I will never get bored of my house.

When she started visiting public schools in Abuja to exorcise demons from children of poor parents, I knew something was afoot.

Its only the poor who are possessed, easy to scam and manipulate.

She was using them to "make her hand strong" before opening her scam center.

Tonto Dike is a promiscuous woman, with no moral compass.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by zenburster: 7:43pm On Aug 10

"The final form of a promiscuous woman is to become a religious woman"

Turn back the hands of time and she will repeat everything she did in her youth.

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Events › Re: Peter Dunia, Chimamanda Adichie Emerge LEEX 2026 Man, Woman Of The Year by zenburster: 10:19pm On Aug 09

ICYMI, the OP is Alex Reports

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Unfollows New Wife Natasha Osawaru On Instagram, Re-folllows Annie by zenburster: 3:28pm On Aug 09

A f88l at 50 is a f88l forever.

These women only know what they see in this fellow.

Politics › Re: What Is Delaying Reno Omokri's Ambassadorial Posting To Mexico? by zenburster: 1:56pm On Aug 09

bolaayenimo:
Reno Omokri said it was due to Mexico's preparations for the World Cup.

World Cup is over yet Reno Omokri is still kept in the dark.

Nairalanders please help a brother. Omokri is a good friend of this platform

Anywhere you see Ogugwa on Nairaland, it's that 🐀 Reno.

Tinubu nominating Reno for ambassador is a Greek gift, same with him nominating El Rufai as minister.

Reno will be disgraced. It's only Karma.

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Sports › Re: See The World-class Stadium Kenya Built FIFA Standard (photos) by zenburster: 4:22pm On Aug 07

Obakoolex:
This is very lovely. Kudos

If Tinubu tries it they will attack him as wasting funds but they will congratulate kenya.

Whoever did you like this is strong

Politics › Re: Onaiyekan Didn't Recognise Tinubu As President In 23:bishop Adegbite by zenburster: 1:02pm On Aug 07

Anyone who in 2026 still watches tv stations like TVC, Galaxy TV, NTA, needs to have their heads examined.

Politics › Re: OK Movement Sweeps Into Rivers, Defies Wike's Claim Of Tinubu's Dominance by zenburster: 11:53am On Aug 06

I will sincerely doubt the mental competence of anyone who in 2027 actually votes Tulumbu and his band of marauders, induced or not.

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Crime › Re: NSCDC Clears Mining Marshals Commander John Onoja Of Misconduct Allegations by zenburster: 10:06am On Aug 06

Lesson: "Dont let them kill you"

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Science/Technology › Re: What You Should Know About The Bird Called Crow. by zenburster: 9:31pm On Aug 05

Klington:
It's an evil witchcraft bird.

Innocent question, are you by any chance educated?

Even if it's primary or secondary education.

I need to know before crafting a response that you will understand.

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Politics › Re: Why We Froze Osun State's Government Account - EFCC by zenburster: 9:24pm On Aug 05

Even though I was born yesterday, I wasnt born last night.

You and I know the true reason why the EFCC placed a PND on those accounts.

This current APC regime has corrupted every arm of government, agency and parastatal.

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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today (photos) by zenburster: 5:17pm On Aug 05

wiseone28:
Half caste

11 more character needed

Let me shock you.

If I told you that she is bleaching heavily and has been doing so for decades, would you believe?

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