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Science/TechnologyRe: Philip Emeagwali Among The Top 10 Most Intelligent People In The World With 190 by Zhirinovsky: 10:16pm On Apr 01, 2017
Tribalism and hatred won't allow you to reason. He was a victim of racism. The whites hate seeing africans being described as more intelligent. Go to american tertiary institutions and see for yourself that nigerians are the most intelligent but the whites would rather steal their work and give to their fellow whites than to recognise african brilliance.
Emegwali's achievements pains white america till date and they are looking for a way to strip off his accolades.
Ever wondered why a nigerian student will finish with a 3rd class here only to relocate to the u.s for a second degree and come out with a first class?
nijascammers:
emegwali that have been proved to be a fraud.The guy never got a Ph.D took University of Michigan to court to force them to award him a Ph.D
A friend of mine just graduated from University of Michigan.
Court case and the denial of degree

"Emeagwali studied for a Ph.D. degree from the University of Michigan from 1987 through 1991. His thesis was not accepted by a committee of internal and external examiners and thus he was not awarded the degree. Emeagwali filed a court challenge, stating that the decision was a violation of his civil rights and that the university had discriminated against him in several ways because of his race. The court challenge was dismissed, as was an appeal to the Michigan state Court of Appeals.[8]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Emeagwali
BusinessRe: How A Pregnant Lady Extorted Money From Customers At A Bank by Zhirinovsky: 9:47pm On Apr 01, 2017
How did you know her water bag was broken? Was water flowing down her legs?
Onyejemechimere:
This story is quite hilarious.

According to a Facebook user, Jeff Obinani who doubles as an eye withness he shared a story of how a woman said to be pregnant used her condition to extort money from them at a Bank.

He wrote

[img]https://1.bp..com/-uVHNjp6UYHA/WOACNT4q9KI/AAAAAAAACzc/o2ab6pX3_pYl0MALLLKLUo9G2GZ_JaJhACLcB/s640/screenshot-www.fotor.com-2017-04-01-20-40-14.jpeg[/img]



http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/nigerian-man-shares-hilarious-tale-of.html
Christianity EtcRe: Ladies by Zhirinovsky: 3:00pm On Mar 31, 2017
She's not judging but just saying the truth.
Who even started this "Do not judge a book by its cover" bullshit! You mean if I see a book with pornographic pictures on the cover I should go ahead and buy it expecting to see "Principles of thermodynamics" inside?
FellepHq:
Nice advice but you have to understand that you can't judge a book by it's cover, that's how people get scammed.
In my own opinion, it's immature to judge a lady by how she dresses and speaks.

I've met people who are not what people think they are when you get closer to them, the main point should be, do what makes you happy and comfortable. Not to please others or conform to societal standards which are all hypocritical in my own opinion.

Life is free, Life is enjoyable, society places us in chains.

Live - Don't Judge - Peace
Christianity EtcRe: "Flying Bird Falls & Turns Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" - Lady Claims (Pics) by Zhirinovsky: 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2017
Which kain brain una get sf. So you expect to see dem changing? So people around shud have turned on their camera dey expect when bird to fall and turn into a human. Is a second not enough for a bird to turn into a human? How to you expect that to b captured on camera?
golddust6000:
Since i dey hear say person wey be witch change to bird or cat, i never see when dem dey change, na when dem change finish dem dey say she change to bird or cat, hmm, Nigerians will still be mumu till God come
BusinessRe: Forbes- Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria 2017 by Zhirinovsky: 10:45am On Mar 30, 2017
Ovia, Kalu and elumelu are Igbos! Or you didnt see those ones? Don't turn everything into stupid tribalistic mockery!
Slonge2:
All i see are Yoruba names everywhere







This news will lead to more suicides from our blooders from the yeast, aka iPods aka onikuje cartels, I will advice the police, navy and army to guard the lagoon very well I envisage a lot of jumping iPods today
BusinessRe: Nigeria Prices $500m Bond At 7.5% Yield by Zhirinovsky: 10:26am On Mar 30, 2017
She dey try? She's a genius? Because she went borrowing to fund capital expendictures? borrowing money to invest in things that don't produce money. Nigerians can't stop to amaze me. Out of all the resources in the country, they govt is still borrowing from the overseas at high interest to be paid back by the future generation in 2032 and you are hailing such actions? Where will the govt that will be in charge in 2032 get the money to pay back this loan? considering the fact that it will be spent on things that don't generate money.
Countries like China and Japan with little or no natural resources are lending out money while Nigeria with all her resources is borrowing and tribalism won't allow the common man to see the truth.
Do you know why the govt is still borrowing money? It is because the govt is being run by incompetent group of people with no nationalistic spirit. They don't believe in Nigeria and don't care what happens to the country in 2032. They don't care what happens to the economy in 2032 because because come what may, they are rest assured that their loot will sustain their lineage then!
Keep on sleeping!
Qmerit:
who say this lady nor de try make he go hug transformer jor, people wen nor fit pass business studies in JSS go de call am names.
That guy wen say na poly graduate wetin he studi sef.?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:36pm On Mar 29, 2017
Hmm! Dem dey into kidnapping?
Coolcash1:
Dividend
The directors are pleased to recommend to shareholders a dividend [/b]of N1.54 billion representing [b]220 kobo per ordinary share of 50 kobo each. If approved, the dividend will be paid on 13th June 2017 to members, who are on the Register of Members at the close of business on 8th May, 2017. The total dividend will be net of withholding tax.
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church, When Did All This Nonsense Start? – Lucia Edafioka by Zhirinovsky: 3:23pm On Mar 28, 2017
This was also what pushed me away from the anglican church.
May God forgive us all
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church, When Did All This Nonsense Start? – Lucia Edafioka by Zhirinovsky: 3:22pm On Mar 28, 2017
This was also what pushed me away from the anglican church.
May God forgive us all
AutosRe: Naira Gain Against The US Dollar: What Will Happen To Greedy Car Dealers? by Zhirinovsky: 11:54am On Mar 25, 2017
If you want to purchase a vehicle then stay away from nairaland dealers. Most times they inflate the prices above a 100%
Christianity EtcRe: Crisis Of Faith...pls I Need Answers To Some Questions by Zhirinovsky: 12:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
Listen attentively, I will answer the 1st qstn
1.You are right, God is a loving father. The number one attribute of God is that "He is Holy". That also means that he is impartial.He can decide not to let sinners reap their reward and let them enter into heaven but he can't do that because he is holy and thus it is not in his nature. Allowing his children who died in sin to inherit heaven will make him impartial because satan and demons were casted out of heaven because of this same sin and though he can do it without any repercussion because he is the Alpha n Omega but he won't do it because impartiality is not in his nature.
Believe me, it hurts God more to see a sinner go to hell than it hurts the sinner. Think about how much your parents love you! It is not up to 0.00000001% of the love God has for you.
Instead of being impartial and unholy during the judgement of his child who died in sin, he came to earth and was humiliated and killed like a thief so that the sins of that child will be washed away if only the child can repent.
Imagine a whole God sending his only son to die for our own sin (not his o) to prevent us from reaping the reward of our sin if we believe and repent.

I hoPe I 've been of help.
God bless us all!
Zack44:
I have been a christian my whole life but I haven't been able to answer some questions that is seriously affecting my faith. Pls I need. I need answers to these questions.

1. Would a loving father allow his children to burn in hell for eternity because they led a bad life for 75 years (average life expectancy of human beings)?

2. If God knows the future, doesn't it presuppose that He knows whether we will sin or not. Why then will he punish us in hell for what He already knows we will do.

3.If God wanted humans to live in Heaven, why then does He allow us to live on earth?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Does A Job Interviewer Want To Know My Current Salary? by Zhirinovsky: 11:44am On Mar 23, 2017
I also need to learn binary options. Currently a stock trader. Where do you reside?
rozayx5:
binary options

if you have the timeand capital
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Does A Job Interviewer Want To Know My Current Salary? by Zhirinovsky: 10:30am On Mar 23, 2017
If an interviewee who impressed you during the interview ask for a salary range of 4.8M-5.4M while your firm pays 6.2M for the position.
What would you do?
How much would that affect the interviewee's chances of landing the job?
What salary will you present to the interviewee if you decide to give him/her the job.
Farmerforlife:
I have conducted interviews and I have never failed to ask people this question. The primary reason is to gain an edge over the interviewee ifbit comes to negotiating salary. I know the range that he/she is willing to accept, but he/she does not know the range that I am willing to offer. It helps me keep his/her salary down to the barest minimum. There are secondary reasons; like helping me to assess how innovative he/she is in avoiding the question (some answers are really impressive), see how dishonest the interviewee is (you always can tell when they are lying), assess how good he was at his former job, etc.

A hint though, if you do not have an impressive evasive response, and I am not going to write out any formats here, please just straight out tell the truth, then insist that you are worth more if they try to force you to stay within that range, and you are sure that it is less than you are worth. It also helps if you have done your homework and can access a salary scale for the post you are being interviewed for, within that organisation (don't try to match the salary of old timers though). This will help you to regain the lost edge when negotiating.
RomanceRe: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Zhirinovsky: 2:23pm On Mar 22, 2017
You may noit believe what I'm about to tell you.
1. What you have is a problem.
2.The problem is not ordinary.

Demons wander the earth especially at nights seeking who to devour. Watching lesbian porn opened your life to them. Sexual demons are very strong. The only way you can break free is by the power of the Holy spirit because these demons are stronger than you.
Homosexuality is a serious abomination in the sight of God that leads to destruction of destinies and eternal condemnation in hell . If you are dtermined to break free, ask the holy spirit to help you, to come into your life and chase out every demon of iniquity. Go for deliverance in a true church with dry fasting. Stay away from all manner of porn ( you need to be determined here). Always attend church services atleast twice a week in a true church that always preaches against sin and iniquity ( stay away from churches that teach false grace doctrine.

Sister, believe me you need to make up your mind to resist the devil's pathway. What you are fighting is stronger than witchcraft and has kePt a lot of souls in bondage.

God bless you and may God help us all.
Swahili0:
NOT from lesbian movie but from hostel, am actually watching lesbian movie to cope
BusinessRe: Nigerian Oil Firm, Oranto Invests $500mn In South Sudan Oil by Zhirinovsky: 8:24am On Mar 21, 2017
Arthur aint from Uli. He is from Ukpo in Dunukofia LGA
Everblazinggg:
Guy, you funny o. Who told you Arthur Eze is the richest man in Igbo land? Igbo land has so many billionaires that are not making noise...He's not even the richest in anambra state. The man your talking about I know him even to his house in uli. Anambra has the biggest billionaires in Igbo land and probably Nigeria but prince Arthur Eze is not the richest
CelebritiesRe: Sexiest Nollywood Actresses 2017 (photos) by Zhirinovsky: 6:43pm On Mar 18, 2017
Young woman, so this Jocelyn Dumas is more pretty than Juliet Ibrahim? Next time keep yourself busy with candy crush instead of compiling flawed list.
CelebritiesRe: Matthew Ekeinde Accompanies Omotola To Morocco For CMF Event (pics) by Zhirinovsky: 4:00pm On Mar 16, 2017
When a woman keeps herself chaste before marraige. The good Lord who seeth in secret rewards her with a good husband.

No one whose hope is on him will ever be put to shame.. Psalms 25:3
PoliticsRe: Hausa Man Contests For Councillor In Ebonyi Under PDP (Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 8:39pm On Mar 14, 2017
This is beautiful!! Only things like this can bring about unity in this country. When everywhere in the country is a home for everyone in the country.
CareerRe: Jarushub Career Tips by Zhirinovsky: 6:49pm On Mar 14, 2017
Boss,
What happens when a candidate quotes a salary range lower than what the interviewing coy pays for the position being interviewed for?
How much does it affect the candidate's chances?
JARUSHUB:
JARUSHUB CAREER TIP FOR MARCH 14, 2017

“Sometimes you may need to take a step backward in order to take multiple.”

-Suraj Oyewale, The Road to Victoria Island (A Compendium of Essay's and Case Studies on Careers in Nigeria)



You can get details of the book here http://www.jarushub.com/the-road-to-victoria-island/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Best 100 Companies To Work For In Nigeria - By Jobberman by Zhirinovsky: 3:08pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jobberman keeps makinag a fool of themselves with this list. This list shows that jobberman is being run by semi illiterates who don't know anything about Corporate Nigeria. You put Mansard Insurance over schlumberger *pufs laf*, jobberman should be closed down and their mgt arrested for this list. Don't be surprise that this list was put together by an SSCE holder in jobberman who is yet to smell uni.
No wonder their site is filled withh fake jobs.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman's 3-Day Program 'Minister Without Blemish' Starts (Photo) by Zhirinovsky: 3:59pm On Mar 11, 2017
Why? What happened between suleiman and the elders of AGC?
beckNcall:
If you are in benin, go and ask elders of assemblies of god church and they will tell you why they drove suleiman out of their midst.
This world ehn!
TravelRe: South African Border Officials Detain Political Analyst Omojuwa (snapshots) by Zhirinovsky: 5:50pm On Mar 04, 2017
So he went there and started insulting the SA authorities like he did GEJ. He thinks everybody is gentlemanly like GEJ and can overlook his incessant insults.
They should hold him there! Flog him some koboko first. He was one of people that campaigned for and brought this govt we are suffering now!
Nonsense!!
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidency: Tinubu Divides Northern Leaders - The Sun by Zhirinovsky: 11:58am On Mar 04, 2017
Lool...who is osinbajo? Who is tinubu? You think the SS /SE are deceived by Osinbajo's cheap stunts? You think Tinubu can attend attend a campaign rally in rivers, onisha or aba without being stoned?
The SE/SS have known who there real enemies are in Nigeria bro. Save your breath. After tinubu ffalls out with the North that's the end for the yoruba! The SS/SE can never come together with the SW again!!
MrMcJay:
Tinubu is a very smart politician. He wants Osinbajo as president but won't come out to reveal that as it would redirect the attacks to Osinbajo.

He has simply tossed a red-herring to scatter the North and make them say what they are thinking. Meanwhile, Osinbajo is going from Aba to Warri to Akwa Ibom, stealing the heart of the SE and SS. He's not making the mistake of Gej and OBJ who did everything to pacify the north at the expense of their own people.

In 2019, if the south presents one single candidate, the North is finished cos that can't stand that. They always scatter the south prior to elections, but can't believe the same dish would be served to them this time.

They would fight Tinubu from now till 2018 only for them to discover in 2019 that Osinbajo is the main guy. By then, it would be too late.

Interesting days are ahead.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidency: Tinubu Divides Northern Leaders - The Sun by Zhirinovsky:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guiness Nigeria Plc by Zhirinovsky: 4:18pm On Mar 03, 2017
When did you do the test/interview?
Gabbnny:
same here, i don't know wat is happenin
CelebritiesRe: Banky W With Uche Odoh, His Rumoured Babymama And Daughter (Throwback Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 2:17am On Mar 03, 2017
Which H-man? Humphrey Okeke?
LesbianBoy:
He left her! Not the other way round!

H-man don marry sef!
PoliticsRe: 'Nigeria Is A Country Of Savages & Animals' - Nnamdi Kanu Sparks In Court.Photos by Zhirinovsky: 9:56am On Mar 02, 2017
You need to apologise to bantura for this comment
FUCKU:
oh you are even a minority? Oh God. Goodnight- just Goodnight. And thank you for wasting my time. Look at this Urhobo man oo.. Abeg go sleep before mu akowaa gi anya
PoliticsRe: 'Nigeria Is A Country Of Savages & Animals' - Nnamdi Kanu Sparks In Court.Photos by Zhirinovsky: 9:54am On Mar 02, 2017
Ignore him
bantudra:
another insult...well,am used to it...
PoliticsRe: 'Nigeria Is A Country Of Savages & Animals' - Nnamdi Kanu Sparks In Court.Photos by Zhirinovsky: 9:06am On Mar 02, 2017
You want them to accept "One Nigeria" where they are being treated as second class citiZens? There zone neglected by the yoruba/northern dominated govt? Being treated as foreigners in Lagos? Excluded from the governance and security agancies?being constantly reminded how they were slaughtered during the war and how it will repeat if they demand self governance? You said PMB is lenient to Nnamdi and I can't help but laugh. Believe me when Namdi started his campaign, Igbo men never supported him nor shared his vision but this buhari govt is proving him right thereby making igbos to sympathise with him and start joining his fight. The constant hatred being metted against the igbos is not helping matters. I can assure you that fewer than 10000 Igbos want biafra b4 Nnamdi's imprisonment but now over 50 percent are tired of Nigeria. The Igbo elite are already having a change of mind. If Nnamdi mistakenly dies in Jail, Belive me all igbos will see him as a hero and fight to death for Biafra. Nnamdi knows this and doesn't even care if he lives or dies hence the bombardments he makes against Buhari and Nyako in court, provoking them to do their worse. The North and SW don't understand the Igbos. An average Igbo man has pride, can't be a slave or agree to be discriminated against by anybody or the govt. They love freedom, freedom to live everywhere, do their business and enjoy same rights as anybody else. They will rather fight and die for freedom than be a second class citizen in a country. Belive me Nnamdi's actions are not the main thing firing Biafran agitation but the exclusion of Igbos in govt, treating them like scond class in nigeria, the unspoken words that they can never be allowed to rule. Militarising their region and being supported by the rest of Nigeria. You referred buhari as landlord, meaning Nnamdi and hence Igbos are tenants in Nigeria and you still want one Nigeria? Believe me one Igbo man or woman will read your comment and may have a change of heart from Nigeria to Biafra.
The igbos supported the yorubas when MkO was killed. Togethere with the rest of Nigeria they agreed to let only the yorubas run for the presidency in 99 inorder to make them feel welcomed and respected in Nigeria again. But now, the igbos feel oppressed and the yorubas are championing the cause, the igbos complain of being harassed and killed by the millitary buhari deployed to their region, they yorubas started shouting that the Igbos are crying victim. Buhari called the SE/SS 5 percent and won't be treated equally with the rest of Nigeria, instead of the yorubas and rest of Nigeria to condemn such divisive comment, they cheered and supported Buharis speech. Tell me why Igbos won't feel unwelcomed in Nigeria and demand Biafra?
cummando:
I'm no bigot....but I just have to say this
The Igbo's are good people....but once they are convinced,they become stubborn,hard headed and irrational humans.
If one person can answer these questions for me I will forever fight for themthem
1. What are you guys fighting for?
2. Reasons for independence!!!
3. Why the Biafra war stopped!

Truth be said....asking for independence from a country that was formed with you as a major player is treason. If this is how every people ask for independence then we won't have countries and presidents anymore... Only streets and baales.
My talk doesn't matter but I bid you all to change. Its stupid to come challenge a landlord in his house. If its a zoo then leave.to me PMB is lenient. I would have given him the abiola treatment a long time ago. Who you be to come challenge me in my house
My prayer...y'all should repent. Our disunity na I'm dey make common South Africans dey kill us. Let's unite for once and see us become a world power. If independence finally comes to y'all Una go still fight.
Stubbornness won't help. Succumb to a one Nigeria. Left to me if independence happens which I doubt...I'll be the first person that would seek to break it! I'll collapse it.
.....BTW. I'm one of yall somehow
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky:
Liberty holdings, same talk since 2015.
Intendy:
http://thenationonlineng.net/south-africas-liberty-buy-75-stake-unic-insurance/

hope arises for those stuck here
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Sister Weds In Abia State. Photos by Zhirinovsky: 10:58pm On Feb 25, 2017
Looool! Una no go kill me with grammar!!
Pennyways:
where is your origin?
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Zhirinovsky: 9:06am On Feb 25, 2017
Sir, I asked for your help in interpreting the dream below but you didn't reply me. Help me pls.

Please sir help me interpret this dream;
There was this big tree in my dream whose fruits I needed badly, (I couldn't remember why I needed the fruit when I woke up) but I went and sat under the tree in that dream, while under the tree I looked up to view the leaves and fruits but a ceiling had been used to cover the leaves and fruits. I saw a pastor under the tree too and I was explaining to him why I went for deliverance in my church ( I went for a week deliverance program 2 weeks b4 I had this dream). I told him that I usually see myself in my old schools in the dream so I went for the deliverance to break free from the spirit of backwardness. He asked me if I still experience that dream after the deliverance and I told him no. He then said that if I don't want the backward dreams to come back that I should stop visiting my relationsn that even when I travel to any town and my relations that resides there asks me to visit them that I should decline.

Then suddenly other people that were also under the tree started running, I was scared and ran with them, then I got to a short distance and looked back to the tree to see why they were running. I saw a woman bring 2 men( seems they were pastors) to the tree and showed them a big rock under the tree. Those men rolled the rock away and the woman brought out a tray filled with human parts form underneath the rock. She took the tray away and suddenly dead people( seems they were trappped underneath the rock for a long time) started rising up from where the rock was rolled away. People around were astonished and they started praising God saying " what kind of a mighty power is this?"
Then I woke up
johnwell:
MISLEADING INTERPRETATIONS, BEWARE

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