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PhonesRe: Which GSM Provider Offer The Best Internet Service For Smartphone Users. by Zhirinovsky: 3:15pm On May 24, 2017
Gimme a breakdown if the processes involved in activating the double data offer plz
smartty68:
I inserted my sim on a tecno phone which came with double data offer last year! If you know how to tweak imei WhatsApp me


Phones like tecno, infinix and co are shipped with a mediatek chipsets, which make it easy for tweaks...


What's my biz with Airtel huh tongue
PhonesRe: Which GSM Provider Offer The Best Internet Service For Smartphone Users. by Zhirinovsky: 11:21am On May 24, 2017
What's MTK?
smartty68:
Do you have an MTK device?
PhonesRe: Which GSM Provider Offer The Best Internet Service For Smartphone Users. by Zhirinovsky: 8:26am On May 24, 2017
How do I retweak the imei?
What does that even mean?
smartty68:
Oops! Maybe you'll have to retweak your imei. But I think its 20% now and not 100% anymore on data subs.
PhonesRe: Which GSM Provider Offer The Best Internet Service For Smartphone Users. by Zhirinovsky: 8:02am On May 24, 2017
Bro plz I used to get double the data I subscribe for with my old phone (iPhone) but I just changed to an Xperia and since then no double data from MTN.
How do I start gating double data again plz?
smartty68:
Firstly;
1. Location
2. Choose your preferred network
3. Compare Data bundles prices
4. Data charge rates online

From my location;
MTN, Airtel & Etisalat are cool

Data stats;
MTN is way more cheaper online. #1,000 for 1.5GB data worth of data

Airtel is way too expensive online. #1,000 for 1.5GB worth of data

Etisalat is very expensive online. #1,000 for 1GB worth of data

I'm using MTN currently; I get double of my data everytime I subscribe tongue
RomanceRe: "I Would Rather Die Of Cancer Than Marry A UNILAG Graduate" - Man Says by Zhirinovsky: 9:39am On May 23, 2017
If you stay close to any yahoo plus guy, you will understand the op. Most of unilag girls are walking shadows. Their destinies used by different yahoo boys for......
I once heard a story of a yahoo guy that was told by his babalawo to sleep with 15 Youngs girls and bring their panties for his ritual renewal. He was able to sleep with 15 unilag girls and took their panties to the babalawo but the ritual did not work because the babalawo found out that out of the 15 panties he brought only one was usable because the other 14 girls no longer have a destiny, their destinies had been used by people before.
If you have a young innocent daughter,keep her away from unilag.
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Yoruba Never Want Anything Good To Come To South East.(biafra) by Zhirinovsky: 3:03pm On May 19, 2017
Nnamdi Kanu should flee from fake Yoruba sympathizers.
If all hands can come on deck, Biafra will become a reality by 2019.
Nigeria has never been this divided.
When will Biafran army be formed?
I rather fight and die for freedom than be a 2nd class citizen in my own country!!
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by Zhirinovsky: 6:46pm On May 18, 2017
don't know how it got there, must be am error
TayeJiboluwa:
what's that, tears or what?
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by Zhirinovsky:
thanks a lot sir:''(
TayeJiboluwa:
People are interested in what you have and they want to obtain it, get it from you. Do not reveal your plans to anyone or you will loose a lot of things to armed robbery and robbery. people are interested in what you have be careful so that they dont take it from you.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by Zhirinovsky: 2:09pm On May 18, 2017
Had a dream where I was in strange place which happened to be my sisters place.we weren't cordial in the dream and I saw a man who happened to be her husband in this dream and according to the dream. I am meeting the man for the first time. Her husband in this dream was complaining how much my mom neglects my sister, that my mom doesn't cater for my sister like she does for her other children, that my mom doesn't pay for my sister's school fees. A woman served me eba with a strange soup which I am sure that I ate.
People around started telling me to run away from this my sister's compound because her husband and his people may like to kill me because I am the heir to all my family owns . I looked at the The time and discovered it was already late, 11pm then and I told 2 of my friends to accompany to my father's house incase my sister's husband and his people try to harm me.
I was going to my father's house carrying a school bag filled with money but the 2 friends that were accompanying me kept on looking for ways to steal the money I had in my bag but I was extra vigilante and prevented them from stealing my money.
I saw a shortcut to my father's house and ran through it to our fence only to see my sister's husband thugs waiting for me to harm me. When I saw them I wasn't afraid and I confronted them to fight them before I woke up.
[s][/s]quote author=TayeJiboluwa post=56576121]
Did i charge anyone for the dreams, what kind of reply is this?? Did i ask you for money?? what i am saying is some are blessed and it's not just that.[/quote]
GamingA Nice Offline Soccer Game For Android by Zhirinovsky(op): 12:22pm On May 16, 2017
Pls, someone should recommend a good offline soccer game for download on Android.
GamingRe: Top 8 Games You Should Play On Your Android Smartphone In 2016 by Zhirinovsky: 12:17pm On May 16, 2017
Can't find it in Google play. Plz what's d exact name?
Iseoluwani:
It's offline just download it. 190mb



This are my killer squad and it has multi player feature
GamingRe: Top 8 Games You Should Play On Your Android Smartphone In 2016 by Zhirinovsky: 12:10pm On May 16, 2017
Plus apart from the data used in downloading the game, does it consume data while playing the game?
The last soccer game I downloaded only plays with data.
Richie001:
Dream team football..also an interesting game..buy player and transfer.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:25am On May 10, 2017
Tnkx
lancee:
U can wait for like 30mins to 1 hr and try again
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:08am On May 10, 2017
Please house. Been trying to log into Morgan capital account but it keeps telling me "A user with the same details has already logged in" what do I do plz?
I forgot to log out the last The I used the accnt
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 6:59am On May 10, 2017
Chief, what do you think is behind this current Oando rally?
Mpeace:
you dont have to sell Oando tomorrow. It will still do 10%. wait and chop that one first. but beware that once the right issue news is out,it would be on full offer and you will not be able to sell easily.Timing is key. On the issue of rights, it is over necessary since they have outstanding, over 265billion loan to pay.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Anyone Watching The TV Show "Billions"? by Zhirinovsky: 12:51pm On May 02, 2017
"Billions season1" was the best I watched llast year. Really motivated me in stock trading. Can't wait for the 2nd season to end so I can buy a fully compiled copy.
I hope Axe Capital is going stronger
JackBizzle:
See this babe.

Netflix too heavy for nigerian internet speed.

Netflix? Homevideo ko...


I watch it online from alluc.
HealthRe: HELP ME!! An Unnatural Smell Causes Anyone Within 50 Yards Of Me To Flee. by Zhirinovsky: 1:01pm On May 01, 2017
I once saw a full grown man in his forties share a testimony in mfm. His story was about the exact problem you have. His story moved me because he couldn't even finish due to he was crying too. A friend advised him to go for deliverance in mfm which he did and God answered and healed him.
Thank me later.
Kolawole81:
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.Screw my job, I quit,


.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................
PoliticsRe: Jonathan: Obama Made It Clear He Wanted Change Of Govt In Nigeria by Zhirinovsky: 8:49am On Apr 26, 2017
If only nigerians are enlightened to understand international politics and read between the lines, they will understand that Obama sacked GEJ and not APC. Why? Because GEJ went against america to reject the gay law obama tried to impose on us. For this singular act I see GEJ as the best thing that happened to Nigeria.
Ever wondered why this APC is not enforcing the anti gay law? Why notable gays campaign and showcase their lifestyle on Social networks without arrest by the govt? Why Mr. Quest an american open gay man is in Lagos? That is the pact APC signed with the U.S. The U.S. Helped them depose GEJ and APC discard the antigay law in return. The law is just ink on a paper now!
America started planning to depose GEJ after he signed the Anti gay Law.
Lemme tell you simpletons! Mr Quest didn't come to Nigeria for vacation(what do we have to offer in that regard?). He came to supervise and give organisational support to the several gay lodges in nigeria set up and aided by america.
I don't expect simpletons to understand this though.
BusinessRe: Dangote Begins Installation Of Oil Refinery Equipment by Zhirinovsky: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2017
What about Tonimas, ibeto, Innoson etc? Didn't they invest in the SE?
obailala:
The way we cry victim victim victim sometimes can be very ridiculous and I just cant figure out how even adults cant see the ridiculousness of this banter.

From you last sentence above, you say the SE & SS invests in the SW and North, but the SW & North never do so in the SE & SS. The big question is, 'what stops the SS & SE from investing in the SS & SE?'.... Is it in every single situation that we get to blame, blame and blame others?... This wailing and blame game that's been going on for decades, how exactly has it helped the SE or SS?

There's the ongoing ‘Aku Ruo Ulo’ campaign in the SE for businessmen and industrialists to 'think home'... When a person like Capt. Iheanacho who contested recently for the Imo state governorship decides to site his planned modular refinery in Badagry instead of some suitable location in the SE or SS, then i think the only wise thing to do is to engage in deep soul searching instead of these 'blame blame blame others' which seems to now be the ingrained culture in the SE (especially in recent times).
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Pete Edochie's Wife And His Granddaughter by Zhirinovsky: 10:51am On Apr 20, 2017
Please eh..... Do they have any other grand daughter that looks exactly like this one but a bit older, like 22-26?
BusinessRe: Dangote Begins Installation Of Oil Refinery Equipment by Zhirinovsky: 9:08am On Apr 20, 2017
Wait o! They oil will be pumped out in the Niger Delta and transported through pipes to lagos for refining? Why not site the refinery in the Niger Delta. Someone would mention millitancy! But does millitancy exist in Akwaibom too? Someone would mention access to the sea! Is there no ocean shore in akwaibom? Can't the port be developed? Can someone confidently name one Northerner or Southwesterner that has invested in the SE/SS except owning their oilwell?? But the SE/SS invest and own factories in the SW and North.
Whaat kind of a Scam called country is thishuh??
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by Zhirinovsky: 4:05pm On Apr 09, 2017
Good Day sir,
I was in a dream last night where I was among some men either coming back or going to a function or something. We were all dressed in Igbo regalia with staffs(rod). All of a sudden we got to a place and some people started pursuing us to either kidnap or harm us. I was running with a particular evil boy( one of those pple pursuing us)pursuing me. Whenever he catches up with me I used my staff (rod) to hit him, he will fall and continued pursuing me. He almost caught up with me again and I used my staff to hit him again which he made him fell but he got up and continued pursuing till we got to an express, I ran faster and crossed the express road before a shiny high speed train started passing which made him to stop pursuing me.
Pls help me interpret it
TayeJiboluwa:
If you're being pursued or people are trying to attack you in the dream, it means evil is determined against you. So you must pray for deliverance from all wickedness and evil. Always pray in Jesus name.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Questions To Expect In This Interview by Zhirinovsky: 9:41am On Apr 08, 2017
Just study normal interview questions n answers. Also study the latest news in the financial and securities industry. You will be fine!
Xperience12:
Hello Nairalanders,

I've recently been called for an interview with Security and Exchange Commission. I really haven't been to an interview and don't know what kind if questions to expect. Please need assistance.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:59am On Apr 05, 2017
Thanks
feelaaG:
No rules here..some cash rich coys like Total plc do declare quarterly in their foreign listing

Nigeria Total delivered like in 3 qtrs last year..
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:49am On Apr 05, 2017
Pls someone should educate me:
How many times should companies declare dividends; annually, bi-annual or quaterly?
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 10:24am On Apr 04, 2017
My brother, Nigeria is better off if marginalisation can be ruled out but if the state of things remain unchanged and Biafra materialises, then it won't be a question of choice because there is no way I can be Nigeria and my people will be biafra. I go kukuma join them.quote author=YelloweWest post=55248623]
No body is disputing that. The question is do they want to join biafra?[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 10:18am On Apr 04, 2017
If you have a problem with understanding simple english desist from mentiioning me!
tutudesz:
You are only interested in Rivers for access to the see right? You just spoke the real reason you what south south to be part of your godforsaken country. A selfish and a self-centered comment
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 10:14am On Apr 04, 2017
Where did you see "hate" in my write up?
Don't ever say the SS has nothing to do with the SE because there are over ten ethnic grps in SS and you are only one person in one of the ethnic groups. Speak for yourself or ethnic group pls!!
bantudra:
he must realy think everybody that is not yoruba or hausa must hate yorubas or hausas.....

not everybody must think like him..

the south south want nothing to do with the south east..

he wants delta igbos??..no problem...he should tell them to pack their things and relocate to him in the south east...

their they can hate yorubas or hausas till kingdom comes...happy hating family all toghether in one spot...perfect..
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 10:07am On Apr 04, 2017
Lol, I am partly rivers from my maternal side. Etche are igbos with part of other LGs.
YelloweWest:
I don't know of akwaibom but I can authoritatively tell u that NO PART OF PRESENT DAY RIVERS STATE WILL JOIN BIAFRA.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 8:42am On Apr 04, 2017
Lol..you think the Igbos in rivers will choose to remain with the haussa n yorubas in Nigeria than follow their brothers in Biafra? You r funny! Your post stinks of fear that Biafra may exceed five states and your fears are right.
I am not a biafran ragitator but the minute it materialises I will be amongst the first to get the passport. Same with an average ibibio, efik and Ijaw. You think these people will choose to follow yoruba n hausa in nigeria than follow igbo in biafra?
My guy for here wey carry biafra for head na Ibibio sef(akwaibom).
If you know igbos well you will know that the don't need oil to survive and don't care about itsekiri oil. The only thing the need is access to the sea for trade which akwaibom or rivers will provide and in like 12 yrs after indepndence no one will recognise biafra again.
quote author=YelloweWest post=55242663]
Don't any of them want to join biafra?

This is tye reason why this movement may never succeed. Ikwerre and oyibo may have migrated from igbo land but they want nothing to do with biafra! That's just the reality.

It's not by force. Limit the movement to 5 igbo states and delta igbo....[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Zhirinovsky: 6:02am On Apr 04, 2017
So you don't know Igbos are also in rivers state?
YelloweWest:
I mistakenly omitted igbos in delta state. However is there any other place where u have igbos out side the 5 states and delta??
Science/TechnologyRe: Philip Emeagwali Among The Top 10 Most Intelligent People In The World With 190 by Zhirinovsky: 8:36am On Apr 02, 2017
Ben Carson is not an African! He is an american!! I'm talking abt africans.
LastProphet:
ignorance is a terrible disease, i schooled abroad and pls dont say what you just said outside again. Have you heard of the black man called Ben Carson? There are countless others that have excelled academically pls. Anyway the worst thing about the whole thing is even that emiagwali never had any of the achievements he falsely credited to himself by using fake internet campaigns, and he was exposed long since 2009, am surprised anyone will bring back this lie

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