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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 1:46pm On Feb 24, 2017
Pls can a good Nigerian give me the current total bid and offer quantities for guinness. Pls its urgent.
You can attach the highest bid price and lowest offer price also.
Pls a brother dey for traffic.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Zhirinovsky: 7:33am On Feb 24, 2017
Just pmed you sir.
NnaNna4:
There is an influential relative who a lot of persons run to for help. This person is popular n generous.he is an occult. he draws his prosperity from an altar that requires human sacrifice . That altar is the reason your destiny and alot of other destinies are held captive and as a result no one can rise in prosperity or go forward in life and until you take pastors to your home town n pray for the altar to be exposed and disgraced your destiny and many others will not be restored. The church will be led by two pastors for the deliverance. Human sacrifice is the highest level of occultic rituals. No wonder the altar has become powerful (a rock). Give God the Glory for it has been established spiritually And your salvation has finally come. Shalom
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 3:09pm On Feb 23, 2017
I love this bear mkt. It is easier to spot undervalued stocks.
TravelRe: The Bad Image Of Nigeria Abroad. Kenyans Blast Nigerians by Zhirinovsky: 10:16am On Feb 22, 2017
Brother, it is due to the marginalization the face in Nigeria. Govt policies destroy igbo bussiness. Govt appointments are not for them. Yorubas and northern bussiness thrive because of FG support but they seek for new ways to destroy igbo business. The odds are against the igbo man to survive in Nigeria.
But don't worry, it wil soon be over! Biafra is coming. Igbos n her neighbours will soon leave you and your country. I use to condemn Biafra but no more. There is no pplace for an igbo man in Nigeria.
I have lived almost in every region in the country but I have not seen a place where the igbos are hated than the yorubaland. There is this inherent hunger in a yoruba mind to destroy any good thing on the path of the igbos. When I witnessed the polish hatred for russians, I thought that was the highest in human race but the hatred in a yoruba heart is second to none.
I am sorry if my opinion offends anyone.
Even the Northern elites know that Biafra cannot be held back for long hence the massive scout for oil in the north by this administration.
While growing up, I was sharing the dreams of Kwame Nkrumah for a one united africa but its a pity that its not possible.
Have a nice day
duni04:
I don't think people are appreciating the seriousness of this thing. In Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Kenya, South Africa, Spain, Portugal its the same story of the Igbo's selling drugs and engaging in crimes. Its like these people are pathological criminals. The other day people in Goa, India were protesting against Igbo's that were criminal kingpins there. What is it with the Igbo's and criminality? Is it in their blood? Is there a gene for criminality in every Igbo man? The spread is alarming!
Almost all the jails in Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, and recently Pakistan are filled with Igbo criminals. Its a very serious national emergency.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From Robert Mugabe’s 93rd Birthday Party by Zhirinovsky: 2:51am On Feb 22, 2017
Don't ever compare buhari with mugabe( I am not sure you did sha cos I didn't hav time to read your post well). Mugabe like Ghadafi is a hero in Africa. Mugabe freed black Zimbabweans from white oppression, recovered back the land white immigrants took and returned them back to zimbabweans. B4 he came to power, the Europeans own majority of all arable land in the country, they employ blacks to plant on them paying the blacks peanuts at the end of the day, the export the cash crops to Europe. Mugabe took the land (nationalised) from the whites and set them packing and returned those land to the blacks( that was brave and heroic). That what the genesis of his problem with the western world. What has buhari done for the common Nigerian except afflicting the common man with pains, poverty and misery like he did in '84 showing that he is non repentant, bringing back the rigid, autocratic and outdated economic policies that took us into recession in '84 now in 2017. If you follow UN convention yearly you will appreciate the fight Mugabe is fighting for Africa ( same with Ghadafi of blessed memory) even the Chinese, Indians and ghanaians are cursing Buhari cos the know how Nigerian economy was b4 him. Chinese/Nigerian trade has dropped over fifty percent, same with indians and others. Till now Buhari's plastic economic team has not come up with a plan to fix the Naira depreciation, instead they are blaming GEJ because they know that majority of Nigerians are stupid and don't understand economic policies. Upon everything Abacha stole we didn't experience recession during Obj's era. Upon everything Obj squandered during his 3rd term bid, we didn't experience recession during Yar' adua tenure. But tribalism and stupidity will make someone belive that the economic failures of this regime is due to Gej didn't save but Buri inherited 30 billion dollars from Gej's administration and oil pprice is rebouncing.
APC supporters are the most stupid set of humans to walk on the face of the earth and they are the problem of this country.
Have a nice day!
slurryeye:
From the posts quoted above, I could see some calling him a living legend, I could see some saying he has a good heart, I could see some wishing he age with grace and I could see some saying he is healthier than Buhari

This is my contribution, until we oust people like Mugabe, Biya of Cameroun, Mbasogo of Equitorial guinea, Afwerki of Eritrea, Deby of Chad, Dos Santos of Angola, Museveni of Uganda, Al bashir of Sudan and Nguesso of republic of Congo from power, Africa will continue to be backward.
This is the reason why, each one of these power mongers has been leader in their respective country for 20 to 38 years. All oppositions to their brutal leadership are either being killed or fled the country. These bastards have strangled freedom of speech in their countries, and have hindered development in Africa because intelligent minds from Africa are living outside the shores of Africa because of their ruling.
Now before you say Mugabe is better than Buhari, remember that Buhari has only about 4 to 8 years to rule Nigeria. Also, you could make any derogative remarks about Buhari without fear for your life because there is freedom of speech in Nigeria. Guess what about Zimbabweans and citizens of these power mongers, they don't have the same privilege
RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by Zhirinovsky: 10:26pm On Feb 21, 2017
I hate make-up. A girl that scrapes her eyebrow and redraws it with pencil is a No No for me! undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Zhirinovsky: 2:07am On Feb 20, 2017
Lol...the person hate you o!!
oluwafreshkid:
Thank you ... Someone said i should go to orile/doyin and enter agbara/okoko from there, and drop at alasia? Which is cheaper and faster please?
Travel AdsRe: Gifty Was A Hairdresser Before Big Brother Naija (Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 12:02pm On Feb 17, 2017
Why term it "local"? So its now derogatory to make an honest living? She's beautiful and can be a professional aristo in abuja but chose to make an honest living through hair dressing and y'all are talking ill of her.
I wish she remained a hair dresser she would have gone far now and even with a family of her own than pursuing fame that comes with destruction.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 5:57pm On Feb 16, 2017
Please, apart from the suistainability report guinness nigeria relased on feb 15th, is there any other report investors are expecting?
InvestmentRe: A Big Investment And Business Opportunity by Zhirinovsky:
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I need an investor partner with at least N600,000 to join me create a wonderful and unique online startup idea. This idea has the potential to capture a worldwide audience and yield great returns.
Any interested persons should mail me: urwurdz@yahoo.com
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:18pm On Feb 16, 2017
Phuckin panickers!!!!
NSE traders panic a lot which eats up potential profits. Stop taking buy and sell advice from so caled research teams in investment houses, 60 percent of them don't know what they are doing! There predictions can only come to pass if we the stock holders accept their advice. If we, don't all their predictions and analysis turns crab shit!!!
If a company stock has 100 share holders out of which 80 are amateur traders . Assuming the stock sells at N10 and investment houses after their stupid analysis predicts the stock to be worth N6. The prediction will only come to pass when the amateur traders accepts and panic sells believing that the stock is overppriced at N10. But if they disregard the prediction of these research analyst and maintains their position, there is no how the stock will fall to N6 rather it may continue rising.

In summary, SP predictions from investment houses are bullshits if stock holders disregard them.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:47am On Feb 16, 2017
Please is it still on full bid? Am currently not on sit
feelamong:
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/16437_TOTAL_OIL_NIG_-_BOARD_MEETING_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_FEBRUARY_2017.pdf


In other news FO still on the Run..... cool
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:44am On Feb 14, 2017
Thnks sir,
It has an efficient "Stop Loss"?
What's their fee for buy and sell like?
OBAGADAFFI:
Leadcapital

Platform:- Zanibal Ebroker

http://www.zanibal.com/index.php/customers.html
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:01am On Feb 14, 2017
Ppls which trading platform do you use?
OBAGADAFFI:
Stop loss is the referee i am talking about here.

When it gets to certain price, the whistle is automatically blown.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Zhirinovsky: 5:23am On Feb 14, 2017
Someone who can, should help me interpret this dream
Zhirinovsky:
Please sir help me interpret this dream;
There was this big tree in my dream whose fruits I needed badly, (I couldn't remember why I needed the fruit when I woke up) but I went and sat under the tree in that dream, I saw a pastor under the tree too and I was explaining to him why I went for deliverance in my church ( I went for a week deliverance program 2 weeks b4 I had this dream). I told him that I usually see myself in my old schools in the dream so I went for the deliverance to break free from the spirit of backwardness. He asked me if I still experience that dream after the deliverance and I told him no. He then said that if I don't want the backward dreams to come back that I should stop visiting my relationsn that even when I travel to any town and my relations that resides there asks me to visit them that I should decline.

Then suddenly other people that were also under the tree started running, I was scared and ran with them, then I got to a short distance and looked back to the tree to see why they were running. I saw a woman bring 2 men( seems they were pastors) to the tree and showed them a big rock under the tree. Those men rolled the rock away and the woman brought out a tray filled with human parts form underneath the rock. She took the tray away and suddenly dead people( seems they were trappped underneath the rock for a long time) started rising up from where the rock was rolled away. People around were astonished and they started praising God saying " what kind of a mighty power is this?"
Then I woke up
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by Zhirinovsky: 1:23pm On Feb 13, 2017
Please sir help me interpret this dream;
There was this big tree in my dream whose fruits I needed badly, (I couldn't remember why I needed the fruit when I woke up) but I went and sat under the tree in that dream, I saw a pastor under the tree too and I was explaining to him why I went for deliverance in my church ( I went for a week deliverance program 2 weeks b4 I had this dream). I told him that I usually see myself in my old schools in the dream so I went for the deliverance to break free from the spirit of backwardness. He asked me if I still experience that dream after the deliverance and I told him no. He then said that if I don't want the backward dreams to come back that I should stop visiting my relationsn that even when I travel to any town and my relations that resides there asks me to visit them that I should decline.

Then suddenly other people that were also under the tree started running, I was scared and ran with them, then I got to a short distance and looked back to the tree to see why they were running. I saw a woman bring 2 men( seems they were pastors) to the tree and showed them a big rock under the tree. Those men rolled the rock away and the woman brought out a tray filled with human parts form underneath the rock. She took the tray away and suddenly dead people( seems they were trappped underneath the rock for a long time) started rising up from where the rock was rolled away. People around were astonished and they started praising God saying " what kind of a mighty power is this?"
Then I woke up
johnwell:
I am very sorry for the delay, I was out for a while, I will give you the feedback in the evening after work.

Stay blessed
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 3:17am On Feb 09, 2017
Forte Oil

Up Day, Lower Close
Bullish signal
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:46am On Feb 06, 2017
The kind of incompetency I have witnessed in Morgan Capital in my short stay with them is second to none. Who even gave such a mediocre firm license to operate?v how can you make it a habit to be down on trading days during active trading hours?

NSE should just take those guys outta business before they wreck innocent traders.
HealthRe: Angel Of Death: Dr. Josef Mengele, The Deadliest Doctor In Medical History. by Zhirinovsky: 8:22pm On Feb 05, 2017
Yeah that was him.
Ironically he survived the war through the help of the CIA who needed his work on MPD (multi personality disorder) he lived and died in Argentina after WW11
Buchika:
I read a fictional novel " climate of
hell" it's about a fugitive war time German doctor who hides in different countries of South America. The Israeli mossad were looking for him because of the atrocities committed in a concentration camp.
from what op wrote here it's like they are talking about the same doctor.
didn't know it's a true life story, so scary.
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Welcomes James Ibori Home (Photos) by Zhirinovsky: 3:29pm On Feb 05, 2017
Who do you prefer?
A governor/president who pretends he is not corrupt but inflicts you with untold hardship, you can't feed well in his tenure, you lost your job due to his cruel economic policies, you can't even fix your damage roof because you can no longer afford roofing sheet.

OR

A governor who they say is a thief, he collects loads of money from oil coys in your state but legally and illegally. Builds tertiary institutions in your states that had none. Extremely generous, although he keeps a portion of the loot to himself but he disburses a huge portion to te state indigenes. Your father who can't feed b4, now owns 2 vehicles coutesy of the governor's generousity. Youths receive loads of money to make a living. Indigenes of the state in all schools are being taken proper care of thru a generous bursary scheme. Ordinary indigenes receive a cut of the oil money.

The former is buhari while the latter is Ibori.

If y'all know the number of families who had no hope in life that Ibori turned their life around, you won't come here and speak ill of a man you know nothing about.

Ask yourself, why do majority of deltans love him nothwithstanding his crimes? Atiku is dispised in adamawa, T.A Orji is dispised in Abia but Ibori the thief is loved more than all the the governors delta has ever had. Do you think Deltans are stupid?
BusinessRe: This Is How Much Prices Of Items Have Skyrocketed (Photo) by Zhirinovsky: 10:12pm On Feb 04, 2017
Egg own surprised me yesterday.
Titus sardine from N130 to N300
Zane2point4:
Honestly i laugh at these folks saying the prices were exaggerated, i am even same some items there were higher in stores around me here
Pls stop complaining about the prices, maybe those saying the prices are hyped are those staying outside township come to townships or estates and witness hell,
Egg now sold for 50naira,
I bought a carton of tommy tommy 3200naira
So what are you guys saying.
BusinessRe: This Is How Much Prices Of Items Have Skyrocketed (Photo) by Zhirinovsky: 10:07pm On Feb 04, 2017
Don't say what you don't know! N5k in yaba precisely, some sell 5k5 sef
michoim:
This figures are incorrect.12.5kg of gas in Lagos today is N4200 and not N5300. 2face is not sincere.
BusinessRe: This Is How Much Prices Of Items Have Skyrocketed (Photo) by Zhirinovsky: 10:00pm On Feb 04, 2017
How dare you come here to call 2face an iiliterate? You! How much educated are you? The fact that he dropped out of uni doesn't make him an illiterate. Can you call Bill Gates an illiterate? He dropped out of uni too. Can you speak where these men speak?
Do you know some families barely feed these days because of this current hardship? Lemme just save my words!
goldedprince:
exactly. hypocrites like that illiterate are the ones we should deal with first.
the annoying thing is that an illiterate is leading so called bsc and masters holders. wtf has nigeria turned to.
they dont even care to find out how much he was paid to do this.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why He Will Not Forgive You When You Are Caught In The Act by Zhirinovsky: 3:27pm On Feb 04, 2017
I can't even date or marry any girl if I know who has had sex with her in the past not to talk of continuing when she cheats. If my spouse cheats, that's the end. How can I have sex again with her when the thought that another guy has spilled his seed in that vagina will forever be on my mind. It is better if I don't know any of her exx.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 9:09pm On Feb 01, 2017
Thanks a lot
binaflexia:
grin grin grin

My broda don turn defender of the universe becos of FO.

I'm in the bus too and I'm ready to withstand any level is going to. If it doesn't recover, at least I will learn a lesson that there is no juju stock NSE. But I don't see it trading below 50, and even if it does, life continues.

Avoid emotional response to any negative feedback on FO here, it will only show how nervous the shareholders are, and dat one na lucazade boost for bears. And u no see how oga coolcash dey handle dem.

Remember to diversify your portfolio, to avoid been emotionally attached to any stock. You win some you lose some.

One love bro
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:54pm On Feb 01, 2017
Fortunately I have my own barber. FO is not gonna barb anybody here.
locodemy:
We are not saying it will crash but shareholders will get hair cut.Now choose your own style of hair cut............brush,low cut,skin punk and the one they use razor blade to scrape(whats the name)

pls which one do you belong to?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:51pm On Feb 01, 2017
Till he deems fit if he wishes to pump. Maybe till the economic atmosphere becomes favourable again to oil marketers. What if fg reintroduces subsidy( partial or full) inorder to make petroleum products more affordable to alleviate this present economic hardship?
nio68:
yeah he can pump up and manipulate but the question is for how long ? ..figures don't lie
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:27pm On Feb 01, 2017
Story!
You think otedola will fold his hands and watch his company become that worthless? And watch his billionnaire status dissappear? You think some pple don't manipulate and pump upp the stocks? All those rallies FO went thru late last year, you think they were ordinary?What if Fg reviews petroleum pump price 2mao. Am currently trapped in FO, but I don't panic because pple that has more to loose if the sp crashes won't allow it to crash!
currentprice:
between now to Dec, FO will likely touch N25. be careful of the juju stock.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 11:36am On Feb 01, 2017
Fo real? Or you just wanna "pump and dump"
locodemy:
I know 4 penny stocks that can stand this current bears.They are defensive meaning greater expectations and hope alive...........fcmb,fbn,ucap and eterna
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 8:29am On Feb 01, 2017
Oh! I even thought it has been paid.
Thank you.
Mpeace:
Its N150billion and its not yet been paid. The govt just announced it.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 6:49pm On Jan 31, 2017
Lol...yea.
Goodluck Bro
binaflexia:
grin grin grin grin

It's not the end of the world bro.
I will wait to see if it gets to sub 50 before I panic sell...and if no one buy from me by then, I will just seat on it, at least, I'm a shareholder in Forte Oil, that will be my little show off.

By the way, have started trading with real money?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 3:01pm On Jan 31, 2017
This FO has taught me a fantastic lesson. Technically indicators are the most reliable. The bearish sign started on friday but FO magic had already taken hold of me.

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