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Ejike3: Copy and paste.

its bn more than 6 years on nairaland. A lady posted this on Nairaland since 2006, see link below.
https://www.nairaland.com/7623/yuo-raed-tihs

poelep way day nrailnaad dat tmie brinog dieeeeeee

It cnat wrok for two and trhee ltter wrods* Awnyayz it is ''aamnizg'', smeonoe gsues taht wrod.

Picking my nails* i was able 2 stop using my teeth sha*

Una funny o* in naija yu dont decide what to eat, you eat wetin dey* in naija you eat as much as yu can in one meal cz you neva know when food go come again* blike na butti full nland*

If i earn 5million monthly nd indefinetly my pastor also wont suffer* its possible for a ministry as old to buy jets for her pastor* Does the bible preach sufferhead?
All fingers are not equal,some 'll be rich and others poor* One thing is equal tho:every man is given a chance to decide*

Interested

In a week, it'll die down and we'll hear nothing of the girls nor the invention* whY is naija like this*

1. Meet her
2. She rubs her control over yur
face, not to worry play her
games.
3. Spend 'little' on her so she
dosent feel cheap.
4. Take her to bed*no dull*
5. Payback to the amount she
made you work for it.

Me una 4get jor.. Its just Seun strategy 2 ensure we turn on images on our opera mini so we can see his adverts....

Looks at topic*Yawns*...What awful things shud i say to get my post hidden*experts only*

Kslib: Tb joshua.. I dont trust any of those politicians..none
As for me, na Tb joshua..

LDTMB

So they dont even try to drug their victims again, they jus drag them by force. What has dis country turned to.

shadrach77: wizkid will be making the biggest mistake of his career to think he can function at this stage without banky w. he should go and ask 9ice who thought he was invicible and decided to split with his wife, Toni Payne who was the backbone of his career and his producer id cabassa. The result of his decision is there for everyone to see

guy notin do 9ice hin dey rock shows wella for em yoruba institutions.. In naija you cant generate as much enthusiasm for the second album. Can we say something hapnd 2wande coal cos his second album dint make much noise,thats if he has another one yet.

Make dem break first na

[quote author=omo_to_dun]My school's ISP. The school administration once threatened to put us---student torrenters---on probation because they received too many complaints from copyright enforcers. But they couldn't because we were just too much.

I don't even go home on vacation because I get a measly 1.5Mb/s on ATT-Uverse as opposed to 250Mb/s - 350Mb/s in school.[/quote]wish skool b dat abeg bros

Even a primary5 pupil can suggest that we allocate such money to producing our own rice. Our leaders know solutions to issues just like every1 else here. Why they wont do the right thing 'i wonder. I guess its just about their selfish interests. The black man is greedy and stupid by nature. The white man might be greedy but he surely wont give away billions to stash millions.

My mum is the best. Growin up, she'd do special things to each kid at the others back, that way, each child thinks they r her favorite. I was the last to undastand my mums trick tho i wasnt the last sibling. I'd always act like i was her favorite kid arnd my elder bros. But they wud jus laff @ my foolishness. Being an adult nw i still blieve smhow smhow that she was more opened nd did more special things to me secretly dan others tho i dont show it out anymor. Hweva my bro&sists cn also hv this belief. So in our minds we r her favorite but only God knws her beloved.

Hvnt seen many movies yet so i cant say much but Krishna got my eyes wet. I'll find time and check those movies out.

franksunny: once in a nearby relationship, it never worked. now in a long distance one, is the happiest one ever, is working wella

badt guy

Laff wan finish me oo

Series22: Ok, we have heard.. Lets talk private Jets.

lol, dude yu no serious ooo

Hayjaycity: It seems you don't understand yourself sef...make I leave u wit ur your tots

i wasnt tryin to make any1 undastand. You and yur tots

"I look in the fridge my shit lookin scarce i get a knock at d door dey say my rent overdue nd why my n.i.g.g.as sell dope and don't know what else to do" by its own it sounds like a wack Mc doing nursery rhymes. But let rozay do it.....Americans know how to package their crap. The nigerian beat has improved immensly so much that it can be rocked anywhere. Tho we still slip up sometimes in terms of lyrics,its not enough to say we fail totally in music. Or we expect our artists to be preachers. "I no com lagos kan preach",Timaya

FreeGlobe: rubbish post.. Nigeria music is crap anyway. overrated by nigerians.. This article belongs to the dustbin. Why not go to mtv or bet and ask them to ditch American songs and start playing nigeria crap music. you put your mouth where your money is. crap article.

Nigerian songs are as crappy as weezy's lyrics or dat of rozay and the likes if you try to take meaning out of eachword. Most times, we r only impressed and marvelled at their perfection in putting words together in sweet rhythm, to use rap as an example.

ArQueBusieR: Go make your own money. Jealousy will only ensure you stay mediocre. Nihilarians.

yu say it like churches are business ventures. He's makin money out of people's faith in christ. Thats not wrong: the bible teaches tithing. If he stacks all these moneys idly in his home, dats a waste. The bible also teaches against wastage. Therefore such moneys have to be kept at interest:school business, pure water business and wat else the OP mentioned.
However, the bible furtherly teaches against luxuries, materialism and extravagant spending. Im tryin hard not to judge, but even the rich are beholding to God how they use their wealth talkless of a pastor. Convoys, 4jets.....etc nah i dnt think so. We shuld be sincere,they r extravagant spendings.

[quote author=virgin_vampire][...what else does a woman want again except an "ATM-HUSBAND"...who e.ja.culates in dollars and pounds[/quote]

[quote author=virgin_vampire][...what else does a woman want again except an "ATM-HUSBAND"...who e.ja.culates in dollars and pounds[/quote]laff wan kee me for hia oooo

She no good she no good, w'ill see hw long this thread turns out in the end.

.......I HEARD THE THE 1 TORCHLIGHT PER PLAYER PROJECT HAS EVEN BEEN RECENTLY LAUNCHED BY UR F.A[/quote]otum4 yur stuntin on anoder mans home yet yur loudmouthed.
Hp yur not in lagos cos i'll advice yu dnt talk such trash in the street. Even if gbege hapn ghana nur reach cos the ratio of naija to ghana is 4:1 in all ramifications. When children talk trash adults ignore. Smtyms they get a knock wen they bcom too insolent. Otum4 beware!

[quote author=~Royal~]Nigerians seem to be a bit jealous of Ghanaians....

How come?[/quote]i cant be scared or jealous of a yunger brother. I'll jus feel sorry for him.

You knw nuhtin about life.