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PoliticsRe: Apc Primaries Updates, 12 APC Governors Endorse Buhari by zimoni(f): 10:43am On Dec 11, 2014
Buhari all the way.

That is my President.

APC should not fall for PDP's ploy by nominating a muslim as the VP. That would be a great mistake.

PDP have successfully divided Nigeria along religion and ethnic lines, they even accused APC of being a muslim party.

A Christian Southerner would be an ideal VP.

Let's kick them out(Jo is not the problem oooooo but PDP. PDP is a PLC).

Cheers.
PoliticsRe: Apc Primaries Updates, 12 APC Governors Endorse Buhari by zimoni(f): 4:38pm On Dec 10, 2014
It's Buhari or nothing.

It's only Buhari that can give GEJ a run for his money out of the contestants. If Atiku should emerge as the APC flagbearer, then GEJ is going to win.

Buhari all the way.
AgricultureRe: Cost Analysis/How To Setup Plantain Plantation In Nigeria With Pictures by zimoni(f): 12:20pm On Dec 10, 2014
world1:
Manual takes time and more expensive
Thank you. So, machine is better then.
AgricultureRe: Cost Analysis/How To Setup Plantain Plantation In Nigeria With Pictures by zimoni(f): 11:33am On Dec 10, 2014
hotmas911:
Yeah! Let's do this. Where are the intending farmers? Free land, free seed and free consultation. Someone is about to break free!
@World1pls dont forget the thread.
Good morning Oga Mii,

Please I have a question to ask.

I intend to set up a cocoa plantation in osun state, the land is a virgin land(forest). So I want to know how much does it cost co clear virgin land per hectare for both mechanical and manual methods.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Govt. Releases Chad-bound Russian Plane Detained In Kano by zimoni(f): 7:36pm On Dec 08, 2014
Wonder shall never end.

Only in Nigeria oooooooo.

You can't do that in France.
PoliticsRe: Two Igbo Candidates Emerge In Lagos PDP House of Reps Primaries by zimoni(f): 9:06pm On Dec 07, 2014
T8ksy:
Me too...........I dey LOOK & LAUGH...........

Omode won o mo 'gun, oun pe ni efo!!!

They just can't seem to comprehend how preposterous they sound.

Eniti o fe seun ti enikan o sere, oju e a ri owon ti enikan oriri.

Hahahahahahahahaahahaha

Abi o jarey

Atiku for President? I dey Laughhhhh

2015 is going to be hot, thank God I'm not a Politrickcian.
PoliticsRe: Two Igbo Candidates Emerge In Lagos PDP House of Reps Primaries by zimoni(f): 7:59pm On Dec 07, 2014
ibedun:
War is inevitable in Lagos. It is just a matter of time!!!
I dey tell you.

This hostile take-over thing is going to lead to shakabulla and bajinattu someday.

I trust our people nah....We dey shakabulla ourselves not to talk of someone who's not a Yoruba.

Our people can be madd when it comes to politicking.

2015 is going to be very interesting, film t'o gunn.

Let the movie begins, I'm watching in 3D.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: An Igbo LETTER To All The Yourbas And Hausa (muslims Who Want GEJ To Go In 2015. by zimoni(f): 12:38pm On Dec 07, 2014
huptin:
[b]You see your biggest problem is blaming everybody for your woes, if you desire those things nobody cann stop you from getting them, in this life nobody gives u anything on a platter of gold, you fight for it, you can sit down and blame yorubas, americans, Hausa etc for all you can, you wont still get it.

when June 12 was annulled, did the yorubas ask anybody for help? Or blamed anybody? No they learnt to fight for themselves, yes you can call them noise makers, but they made such loud noise that the world was forced to listen and they were compensated, when fuel subsidy was removed the same thing.

You guys claim you are the best in everything, go ahead and get what you want stop blaming other people for your woes.

its not for nothing that 99% of the FDI into the country last year came into the southwest, according to your president only Lagos and Ogun state alone accounts for 55% of Nigeria's economy activities, yet in your bigoted minds the yorubas are bad people destroying everything if they have destroyed everything why not simply go and reestablish then in your region and prove to the whole world how wonderful you are in resource management.[/b]
End of Discussion.

Lobatan.
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Igbo Man Contesting For Governor Of Lagos Under APGA by zimoni(f): 12:35pm On Dec 07, 2014
vanbonattel:
that is your own definition of peace
my own definition of peace is when everyone is allowed to contest and win election anywhere
irrespective of tribe and religious beliefs
without that we want Biafra!
Igbo have huge population in Kano and Kaduna States

So, why are you people not interested in contesting there?
PoliticsRe: Gov. Fashola Plans To Defect To PDP by zimoni(f): 10:50am On Dec 07, 2014
Bullshitt

That dude is not leaving APC.

Shikena.
PoliticsRe: An Igbo LETTER To All The Yourbas And Hausa (muslims Who Want GEJ To Go In 2015. by zimoni(f): 10:47am On Dec 07, 2014
Yoruba this Yoruba that

Na wah oooooo

See as dem carry Yoruba matter for head like afro

Unna go just develop high blood pressure because of Yoruba and die a wrongful death, then your dead body shall be taken to a police station.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

These Feofle No Go Kee Me Wahali

hahahahahahahah cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

Talk is cheap, Run the damn mouths.
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by zimoni(f): 1:19am On Dec 07, 2014
Started from the first page and now I've caught up.

Kudos to D9ty7, you are gifted.

More ororo to your cds and more inspiration to your opolo.

May you never suffer waist pain layelaye.

Life is good.

Cheers Bro.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Deportees: Court Dismisses Suit Against Lagos State by zimoni(f): 5:02pm On Dec 06, 2014
Scatterboss:
Guy, I will advice you never to claim Yoruba again on this forum. Every damn thing to you is always Tinubu and PDP, What the hell is wrong with your head. Some yorubas were also reconciled with there family, why should the yeeboes be different? You are taking your hatred for SW in another new dimension, i wont say much.
As in the guy don tire me. Sometimes I ask myself is this dude a Yoruba at all? And he's an Elder oooooo. Agbalagba for that matter yet he always turn every issue to Tinubu vs PDP. My instincts tells me he's a political jobber. Agbalagba faa! He needs to change. Chief Inalowo is a confirm PDP man oooooooooo. E tire me oooooooo.
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Fuji Legend, Adewale Ayuba Dumps Islam For Christianity? by zimoni(f): 9:56am On Dec 05, 2014
idris4r83:
thanks for the question. Prophet mohammed never condoned violence. The Prophet began receiving revelations from God in 610 CE in Mecca. As a result, the Prophet criticized the Meccans for
worshipping idols and for mistreating the weak. Therefore, the Meccans became hostile to the Muslims and subjected the Muslims to physical abuse. When some of the Muslims escaped to Abyssinia, the Meccans followed them and
unsuccessfully tried to convince the Abyssinians to turn the Muslims over to the Meccans. In September 622 CE, the Meccans tried to assassinate the Prophet. The Prophet and his
followers escaped to Medina at the invitation of a group of people from Medina who had become Muslim. The Prophet and his followers left their homes and all their property in
Mecca and fled to Medina; the Meccans confiscated the Muslims’ property.
Muslims ruled Spain for about 800 years. The Muslims in Spain never used the sword to force the people to convert. Later the Christian
Crusaders came to Spain and wiped out the
Muslims. There was not a single Muslim in Spain
who could openly give the adhan, that is the call
for prayers.
Muslims were the lords of Arabia for 1400 years. For a few years the British ruled, and for a few years the French ruled. Overall, the Muslims ruled Arabia for 1400 years. Yet today, there are 14 million Arabs who are Coptic Christians i.e.
Christians since generations. If the Muslims had
used the sword there would not have been a single Arab who would have remained a Christian.
The word Jihad stems from the Arabic root word J-H-D, which means "strive." Other words derived from this root include "effort," "labor," and "fatigue." Essentially Jihad is an
effort to practice religion in the face of oppression and persecution. The effort may come in fighting the evil in your own heart, or in standing up to a dictator. Military effort is
included as an option, but as a last resort and not "to spread Islam by the sword" as the stereotype would have one believe.
If boko harams are muslims or islamic monopoly will they bomb mosques? kill islamic clerics? destroy muslim states? Over 70% of the boko haram victims are muslims. The targets of boko harams should even tell you that they are not muslims. No scripture on the face of the earth that explicitly condemns the killing of innocent human beings as islam. Koran, it clearly states whosoever killeth a human being… it shall be as if he had killed all mankind, and whoso saveth the life of one, it shall be as if he had saved the life of all mankind. Koran 5vs32
Iro lo Ma Pa E

Na Lie Go Kill You

You shouldn't have posted that shit here in nairaland.

The Andalusian were Christians for Centuries until Jihadist conquered their land and made them Muslims by force. The Jihadists also conquered many nations in middle eat and Europe until Christian Catholics started Crusade to stop the Jihadists.

The crusaders were able to take back many countries from the Jihadists in Europe and lost few to them. But couldn't take many nations lost esp in middle east and asia.

There wouldn't have been Crusade if there was no Jihad.

You don't have to lie, we are on internet and we are all friends of google.

Say it as it is. Mohammed gave the order before he died, Abu Bakr started the Jihad and many Kaliphs executed the Jihad after the demise of Abu Bakr the first Kaliph.

Say the truth and shame the devil.

I have read a lot about Jihad, Crusade, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and other religions.

Religion is nothing but Bobo.

I wish religion never existed.

Life is good.

Cheers.
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Fuji Legend, Adewale Ayuba Dumps Islam For Christianity? by zimoni(f): 8:12pm On Dec 04, 2014
He's been to CannaLand twice and he later denied that he'd converted to Christianity. His wife is a Christian.

Adewale Ayuba is a very liberal person.

I believe he's still a Muslim.

Until he comes out to announce to the whole world that he's converted to Christianity.

For now, Adewale Afodun Ayuba(Osupa Adeen) aka Mr Johnson is a Muslim.

Anyway, he's an adult and he's old enough to decide for himself.

I have been listening to his music since 1990 when I was still in primary school. The dude is good to go.





Sometimes, I wish religion never existed.
PoliticsRe: The PDP Tragedy Vs APC Threat: A Dilemma For The Yoruba Nation by Remi Oyeyemi by zimoni(f): 10:36am On Dec 04, 2014
It is indeed a dilemma.

Do we vote Jonathan who has not delivered up to expectation?

Abi, we should vote Hausa-Fulani Born-To-Rule as the President?

I'm really confused.

But what irritates me most is the past history of this Hausa-Fulani people. When one considers the evils they have done in the past, one would keep them at arms length.

I think I'll go with Jonathan.

What I hate most is this nansense called "Born-To-Rule" and Chant of "Power Must Return To North".

I usually ask myself, what qualifies these people to be our Rulers?

What qualities to they POSSESS to make them our Rulers?

Is it Exposure or Education or Sophistication or Resources?





Okay, I have eventually decided.

Jonathan is going to win the election next year and the Hausa-Fulani people are going to start killing people in the North as usual.

Then we reciprocate their evil kind gesture in the South and eventually

Break Nigeria Into Pieces.

I can't wait to become a citizen of Oodua Republic.

Let Everybody Answers His Father's Name.

To Your Tents Oh Israel.

PoliticsRe: :D Different Postures Of Governor Amaechi :D by zimoni(f): 12:06pm On Dec 03, 2014
This dude is a Clown.

Where are the insurgents? They have all his funny pics.

AgricultureRe: Cassava Farmers Let's Meet Here by zimoni(f): 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2014
doctorisa:
no problem bro
Good afternoon Doctor Isa

I have a question Sir

Please how much does it cost per hectare to clear a virgin/bushy land for cocoa farming. The location is Osun State.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: BUSTED!!! 7 Drug Men Busted On One Flight, Excrete 8.7kg Cocaine In Abuja by zimoni(f): 8:27am On Nov 30, 2014
la wah ooooooo
PoliticsRe: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(op): 8:17am On Nov 30, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(op): 11:39pm On Nov 29, 2014
Politicians have chopped this country finished.

Lobatan.
PoliticsDifferent Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(op): 11:36pm On Nov 29, 2014
Saw this on Ijesha Ni Mere Facebook Page and decide to share.

DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called ARANSI!

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.

17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse,instead make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE.

18. When you come chop govt and pple begin to p para, dem begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.

19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.

20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU.
PoliticsRe: “I School In France” - How It All Started by zimoni(f): 1:24pm On Nov 29, 2014
hahahahahahahahahahaha

walaha dey ooooooo

Everyone is now schooling in France.

OP, there's nothing you can do about it. It's trending now, it's going to die like others when people are tired of

Schooling In France.

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