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Beremx:
Why hiding the picture of the cut joystick?

Lalasticlala sef!

if u see am wetin u wan use am do? U wan tell me say u never see prick for ur life?

youngberry001:
u re crazy


Nah dicck u wan chop!!

say na dicck u wan chop.. i don die for here...

Futo boy wey no play bet for oga Harrison bet9ja shop for eziobodo, that one na FUTO student...



FUTO girl wey no show that xray man borbi during medicals, dat one na Futo student?


#irepFUTO

47xxx:
guys i just won a ticket of 6k, buh somehow the slip got missing until when i saw my lil niece chewing paper, when i took it out i could see ''9ja'' and the last 3 numbers of the id only.. No jokes, the slip don go.. I', being serious pls, it may sound funny buh my 3yr old nephew just ''ate'' my 6k, literally, now i wanna go meet cashier, any hope of getting my winning without proof?

if d cashier get church mind, maybe.. If na akpo, e no go pay u.. Buh u have to show him ''love''. Maybe 2k or even 3k. And u'd be wise to accept. No do gara gara cos u no get right to collect d winning without proof. Be very humble, beg, and negotiate how much u willl settle him.

dem don transfuse white man blood give am na, make we see if e go get small sense.

na just F*ck f*ck wey dem sabi

be like say na half caste she be.

mexxmoney:
This early morning? Which court in Nigeria sits before 8 AM. So court has already sat and passed judgement this early morning?

i believe the thread said ''yesterday''.

Shortyy:
Lmao Amen to that

u're laughing, i'm not joking o.

Shortyy:
OMG. Dear future husband, are you seeing this?

yes honey, i am.. Our own will be better..

shey she was hiding the baby's face before, dey snap only pampers and en hubby bear-bear... Why d change of heart na?

Ekiti State Governor, Ayo Fayose, has stated that
Nigerian women should be in leadership positions
and not at the background. He spoke Tuesday night at a special dinner held at
Ekiti Government House in Celebration of 2017
World Women’s Day. Fayose further hailed women for their role in family
and nation-building, His words: “I want to appreciate you all very
specially for your strategic position in history for a
world without women will be a world of crisis. “We have to rediscover Ekiti women and tell them
they can be where they ought to be, women
should be respected and appreciated.


“It is not what has gone wrong, it’s about how we
can catch up with the lost grounds. This event will
henceforth be celebrated in Ekiti. “Before we were born, our fathers have always
harassed our mothers, we can’t afford to continue
that way. There is no life without a woman. “It is very irresponsible and reckless for a man to
beat his wife. Allow your wife the right of place in
your home. “Some of us don’t have the attitude we are
supposed to have because of the way we treat our
wives, there must be a change of attitude. “Let us expose our women so they can become
ministers and even presidents, our case cannot be
different.


“My wife is very beautiful, if I don’t celebrate her,
who will I celebrate? “I have 5 sons, I have no daughter but I look
forward to a day I will begin to harvest daughter
in-laws. “My provost, stand up, this woman taught me in
ND 1 and 2 in the polytechnic, today I am her boss, “As a parting gift for Olori Ajero(a civil servant) in
the spirit of Women’s Day Celebration, I upgrade
her from Executive Secretary to the position of
Permanent Secretary with immediate effect. “Tomorrow at the Stadium, I will appoint two other
women, don’t ask me who. “Commissioner for Agriculture, are you here?
Provide for me 200 female farmers, I will support
them with N200m immediately! “Our women must go beyond the kitchen and the
other room, I have told myself to call all the Oloris,
we must achieve this agenda of making our
women visible.


‘I want to leave this state with landmarks, the
governor’s office will the there after my departure,
the High Court Complex will be there for life, I want
to thank you very much Mrs Alade, Mrs Faseluka,
wife of the speaker and our Senator of the federal
republic, Abiodun Olujimi. “Join me to produce a governor that will listen to
you, I will never my personal interest, whosoever
you ask us to follow we shall follow. Whoever will
be there we shall put there, we shall put together.”


Lalasticlala


http://dailypost.ng/2017/03/08/nigerian-women-high-places-not-room-fayose/

Jung:
You only have mouth. You will go last last

mk i hear.

Naijasinglegirl:
Then buy my fictional novel here; https://www.okadabooks.com/book/about/29_single__nigerian/12586

great book that.. Read it twice already and i don't like reading. Had to buy again after my lil niece destroyed my first one. Worth the money i gotta say. Kudos.

cutecheeks:
I'll give you 'Thank you'

ah see this one o, how ''thank you go epp my life na?''

TINALETC3:
Mum, u no try at al, 4 dis recession, u carry pot of soup pour ur daughter , and some pple out dere ar hungry

u, na d soup dem waste dey pain u nor be even the pain d girl dey go thru.. Lol

Jayson1:
And some women are crying day and night for a single issue even if the child is an immbecile.

ah, nobody is praying for an slowpoke ooo, better to have none.

folarinmiles:
Physically challenged or abokis

To me all abokis are physically challenged.
Even if not, he will form one

y are u shining ur teeth na? U think what u said was funny.. everything shouldn't be tribalistic..

all na endorsement deals.. From glo and pepsi to #made in aba#.

what will u give me if i like your pic?

sugarbelly4:
heard

FTC in your own post.. One Nigeria indeed...

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And that was what happened oo, NLer's abeg was i wrong in doing so?

still dunno y dey haven't scrapped this NYSC of a thing yet , it's useless... So if i graduate now them fit post me go north.. To find wetin there. Jah know say i no go go..

MaziOmenuko:
If you like, swallow your phone, those oshodi guys go still steal am.

lol, abi oo, they will use knife and open your stomach and collect d phone, stitch your stomach back, yet u won't still know...


Softwork

Pweedycutie:
Itz nt yhu dt matters but your child. ...
Wen ya little son or daughter sits with you and two guys kiss wat wud yhu do

i don't have a little child honey, if i did of course i won't allow him/her watch, cos it won't impact me psychologically as it will kids. My point being; a gay scene won't prevent me from watching d movie.

so make i no watch film cos say two boys kiss for film.

Institution denies students’ involvement


Movements in and out of the University of Lagos
(UNILAG), Akoka, were yesterday disrupted by
protesting students who were demanding for
immediate and unconditional reinstatement of the
11 executive members of the institution’s students
union. The protesters, who defied the heavy rain,
barricaded the university main gate hindering
students and visitors from entering the premises.
Other demands include a call to lift the “illegal ban
on the UNILAG Students Union” and “improvement
in welfare and conducive learning environment.” Besides, the students at the protest led by the
leadership of the Lagos State Chapter of the Joint
Campus Committee (JCC) of the National
Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) and the
Alliance of Nigerian Students against Neoliberal
Attacks (ANSA), asked the management of the institution to retract the indemnity forms it
mandated students to sign and stop attacks on
activists and unionism.


Meanwhile, Deputy Registrar, Information Unit of
the institution, Toyin Adebule, in a telephone
conversation with The Guardian, denied that the
protesters are UNILAG students. According to him: “The protesters are activists and
rusticated students who lost their case in court.
Now that they have lost in court, they put up the
jankara protest. We have issued a press statement
to that effect informing the public that the
University of Lagos students are not protesting. The gathering outside the gate consists of
rusticated students and allies. They have
challenged the university in court and the case has
been struck out.”


Cc: Fynestboi..Lalasticlala


http://guardian.ng/news/protest-at-unilag-over-rustication-others/

oya oo, oga Lala, come and take it to la la land..

chaii... Buh i thought they said all these trailers should stop plying the road during daylight hours.

HRHQueenPhil:
they can't do that in Ogun or IBO states. Yoruba are very intelligent pple.dey go too plenty while IBO go feel say make dey use DAT brain Better business that will make them pace setters in d country

bomb dey this one head?

super story