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nah.. I'll have to pass cos the disease that armpit go give me, £2m no fit cure am. That armpit can infect me with cullen virus

niggi4life:
that's Solange Knowles Beyonce's Sister


Yes i will, Yes yes yes oh Yes!!

i must admit i've never seen anyone so excited to ''lick'' (morelike EAT) someone's armpit as u are.. Well everything has a first.

dingbang:
Lwkmd. Try harder bro. Did is so totally lame and to think d op just registered recently

actually ''it'' registered in 2008.

bye bye Jese Rodriguez

amma save this picture, remember her name and in 20 years time, blackmail her with it, or i'll show it to her kids.

dorry62:
No offense but how's this news?

welcome to Nairaland!!

mehn this xmas is dryyyyyy!. For this side sef e be be like say Mary no get belle.

DaBullIT:
Accidents happen all the time , but some can be prevented

Good roads

social amenities

e.t.c


Paying Hospital bill is admirable , but not applaudable


People need facilities

grammer! admirable,; applaudable nor be d same thing? The man try. Full stop

Akshow:
University is over rated in Nigeria.

gbam

KingEbukasBlog:
Sell it then and make money .

if u paid 100k to claim the car, how much are u gonna sell it.??

twale baba! No be that buffon wey say ''wahali, the dog and the baboon must bleed'

Last Friday, December 9, 2016, people across the country and beyond were alerted to the news of a 16-year-old boy, identified as Aduragbemi, who was found in-between two
walls (about 10 inches apart) in the Oduduwa Area, New Town in Ondo Kingdom, Ondo State. When the incident happened, there was a barrage of questions on the minds of people who came across it, as to how he entered such a narrow space, who he was; where he came from; was he a normal human being or a demon; could he also be a witch that fell from the sky, and many of such questions. Well, it’s been eight days since he was rescued and normalcy has since returned to the area, but the tortuous experience the boy subjected the occupants of the house to may not go away quickly.


“We were already looking for another accommodation, because it was strange for human voice to be coming out of a fence wall for three days; non-stop, throughout the day and at night,” one of the residents, who identified herself simply as Becky, said. When our correspondent visited the premises on Akinyosoye Street on Wednesday, the tenants looked relieved, given the nightmares
they said they had for the three days the boy spent in-between the wall of their fence and that of the adjoining property. They said they were already thinking a ghost had arrived in their community as the situation was completely strange to them. She said, “We never knew anyone was there. So, when the noise refused to stop and was unbearable, I told my friends to start looking for accommodation for me because it was becoming scary that we would be hearing a strange voice from in-between walls. Could it be a ghost, I once asked myself. It has never happened before and I don’t think I would forget the experience of those three days.


“Initially, we laughed when the person was talking incoherently, because he was fond of repeating anything people around said. We, in our compound, thought the voice was from the shops on the other side, so we confronted them to know who was doing that, but they said they also thought it was from our compound, or maybe we had a visitor. “That was when we sensed trouble. We also realised that in the night when the shops would have closed, the voice persisted and the person was saying meaningless things, like ‘my name is Judas Iscariot; I’m Jesus; I was the one who killed Jesus, bring your gaari (cassava flakes), etc. It became unbearable and I couldn’t wait to run away. We thought we were being haunted by some ghosts, because it was very strange.” She recalled that there were times they couldn’t sleep in the night and they had to bring out their seats in the midnight to sit outside. “It was scary to remain indoors, with the kind of things he was saying at that time of the night, so, sometimes we all came out to sit down outside; it felt safer,” she added.


However, their troubles came to an end that Friday afternoon when the boy’s noise became unbearable and they alerted the police, since the owner of the house could not be reached. With the help of neighbours and passersby, they broke the wall and there he was, naked and looking very emaciated. He was taken to the police station and moments later, his mother, arrived at the scene and she was directed to the police. “We learnt the boy had mental issues, because people who knew him confirmed that he was fond of going to hide himself and doing strange things,” Becky added. She explained that on Wednesday, one of their neighbours had said she saw the boy running towards their house naked, around 11pm, and that even though it remained uncertain how exactly the boy got in- between the walls, he apparently climbed their fence and fell inside that night, more so that they started hearing the voice from that Wednesday night.


Findings by Saturday PUNCH revealed that the boy, an Indian hemp smoker, had been undergoing treatment for mental illness since the past three years. The place where he was found is some distance from where his mother lived. He was then taken to a church, and after some efforts, the head of the church called his mother to come and take him away. When our correspondent visited the head of the church, Prophetess Dorcas Adebayo, she admitted to being the one taking care of the boy but that she had to release him having told the mother what she needed to know about the cause of the boy’s problem. “That incident happened three days after I discharged him from here and I learnt she took him to another place,” she added. Meanwhile, the house where the boy’s mother lived at 11, Okegboyi Street, was locked when our correspondent visited, and according to neighbours, their whereabouts remained unknown. The Ondo State Police Public Relations Officer, Femi Joseph, said the mother of the boy had been advised to take him for immediate medical care “as he looked so emaciated.”


Lalasticlala


http://punchng.com/thought-haunted-ghosts-tenants-house-boy-found-inside-wall/

THE Federal High Court in Lagos has fixed January 16, 17 and 18 for the trial of former Minister of Aviation Chief Femi Fani-Kayode and ex-Minister of State for Finance Senator Nenadi Usman The trial was billed for Monday, but it could not hold due to the public holiday. Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) arraigned them on a 17-count charge of laundering about N4.6 billion. They pleaded not guilty. The 17-count charge borders on conspiracy, unlawful retention of proceeds of theft and corruption and money laundering. They were charged with former National Chairman of Association of Local Government of Nigeria (ALGON) and ex-Chairman of Kagarko Local Government of Kaduna State Mr. Yusuf Danjuma and a company, said to belong to him, Jointrust Dimentions Nigeria Limited.



Count one reads: “That you, Nenadi Esther Usman, Femi Fani-Kayode, Danjuman Yusuf and Jointrust Dimentions Nigeria Ltd on, or about January 8, 2015, within the jurisdiction of this court conspired among yourselves to indirectly retain N1,500,000,000, which sum you reasonably ought to have known forms part of the proceeds of an unlawful act to wit: stealing.” The four were also accused of indirectly retaining N300 million, N400 million and N800 million – all proceeds of corruption, according to EFCC. EFCC said they allegedly committed the offence between January 8, 2015, and March 25, 2015, ahead of last year’s general election.


In another count, the prosecution alleged that Fani-Kayode directly retained N350 million, which he ought to have “reasonably known formed part of the proceeds of an unlawful act to wit: stealing.” The commission said Fani-Kayode directly used N170 million, among other funds, which he reasonably ought to have known form part of the proceeds of corruption and stealing. He was also accused of doing a cash transaction of N24 million with Olubode Oke, said to be at large, without going through a financial institution. The offence, EFCC said, violated sections 1 (a) and 16 (d) of the Money Laundering (Prohibition) (Amendment) Act, 2012, and punishable under Section 16 (2) (b).



Lalasticlala



http://thenationonlineng.net/fani-kayode-nenadi-get-new-trial-dates/

9jaCelebsVids:
Ok

u no get conscience shaa, see as u occupy FTC and STC for ur post.

Firefire:
eyah, read Psalm 35 3 times and come back with your testimonies...

Btw: Buhary need to wake up and start fighting corruption as he promised.

3 times chaa . Na work be that oo, but i will. 10Q

nawah o, after hailing them for that singular act of kindness to us, the thing don enter their head.

LoveMachine:
Year 1- Security
Year 2- Corruption
Year 3- Economic Renaissance

We are on track. It shall be well.

we are on track Really? U're seeing Nigeria like this and u're saying we are on track. . Guy just go back to being a love machine.

IykeChukz:
Were you afraid to take a more closer shots?

what, so u want him to go close to the man and tell him to say cheese??

dukeo:
Sir I am not on Nairaland to dupe people of 16 thousand naira

lol, i'm not here to dupe people of an L5.. All things being equal though, i need to see what i'm buying before i pay... If i receive the product, i'll pay.. When u wanna buy something, shey u first pay before dem give u d product

dukeo:
You just have to trust me

this is nigeria.

The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Rivers
State has recommended immediate
psychiatric attention for the State Governor,
Chief Nyesom Wike, saying that his behavior
and utterances these days do not present
him as a person who is still in full control of his mental
faculties. The party said in a statement issued on
Monday in the state capital Port Harcourt:
“Nigerians may have observed the distorted,
uncoordinated and incomprehensible
manner in which Chief Wike addresses the
public these days, which is perhaps an indication that he
needs psychiatrist assistance as a matter of
urgency before his case goes beyond
remedy. Today he is accusing the military of
being after him or tying to assassinate him,
tomorrow he will be accusing the INEC and Police of plotting on how to rig the rerun
election scheduled to hold on December 10.
Later he will accuse Transportation Minister
Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi of trying to pay the
salaries of civil servants which he Wike has
refused to pay for these eight months. This is even as he would accuse NIMASA DG
Dakuku Peterside of plotting how to restore
security and peace to Rivers State, thereby
dislodging and thwarting his policy of
turning Rivers State to Rivers of blood while
on the other hand accusing the APC Rivers South-East Senatorial District Candidate
Senator Magnus Abe of meeting with senior
police
officers between 2am and 4am on Friday,
where he requested that they support his
rigging agenda in exchange for N10million *EACH*. If not that Wike has gone berserk
where on earth does he wants Abe to raise
such a
staggering fund in an election that the
Ogonis have vowed to vote for him?


Recently at the Rivers state Government
House, Wike muttered to PDP Chieftains,
“apart from the fact that Development
creates crime and that since I resumed office
as Governor of Rivers state, people are being
killed and beheaded in Rivers state and pictures of
those killed in the state were littered in social
media, too much insecurity in Rivers state I
will only try my little best to handle it but as
the President of the new Niger Delta
Republic, how can my fellow President, President Buhari of Nigeria withdrew my
security and assigned them to Hon Asita O.
Asita a small boy besides People should
understand that in Rivers State, we have the
capacity to resist the security agencies of
Nigeria. To worsen our case, the Inspector General of Police (IGP) has assigned all the
Police SARs in the South-South (SS) to
Senator Magnus Abe and those of South East
(SE) region to
‘Senators’ Andrew Uchendu and Amachree”. Rivers APC in the statement signed by the
State Chairman, Chief (Dr.) Davies Ibiamu
Ikanya, described Wike’s wild allegations
and utterances as symptomanic of a person
in need of psychiatric evaluation. “We
suspect that the law of Karma is now after him including
the blood of hundreds of Rivers State people
that Wike and his Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP) killed to install him and his lieutenants
in office is now on a revenge mission,
exacting a heavy toll on the usurper- Governor,’ the party said.


The quote, “he who sows the wind, will reap
the whirlwind” makes better meaning with
the current sorrow state of Wike and his
mindless cohorts. The Holy Bible as
contained in the book of Galatians 6:7 may
have had Wike in mind when it stated, “Be not deceived; God is
not mocked for whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap” To further expose wike’s unstable mind and
thought as Nigerian Master Electoral Rigger
and how he rigged himself to power, let us
listen to him, “How can APC topple me as
master electoral rigger? Na me bi their Oga
(for rigging). I no give them this kind thing. Na
me bi their oga. I no teach them this kind
thing. Na who dey teach them all this kind
thing? Trans Amadi Police station, you know
we have police barrack there near Michelin.
Na there wey the SARS Commander dey live, one Akeem. Every night, you go see them
with this Tundra, this big hilux, black. Them
go come. Them gotell all the security people
wey dey for gate make them comot. Them
go
comot. Them go put off the light and bring down materials. I go tell them say me, I be
professional. This thing wey una dey do, una
bi small children”.



Everyday this man who is not fit to be a
governor makes Rivers State a laughing
stock before the country and the
international community. He should be made
to get help before it is too late.” We therefore appeal to the Rivers electorate
to utilise the opportunity offered by the
rerun parliamentary election to vote
massively for all APC candidates and thus
free the State from the shackles of the
ungodly and bloodthirsty PDP leadership.” “In the same vein, we appeal to INEC and
security agencies not to be intimidated by
Wike’s tricks and pranks. We urge the
security agencies to ensure that those
hoodlums hired and kept by Wike to cause
havoc during the election are properly caged so that people would feel free to exercise
their franchise on December 10, 2016,” the
statement said.



Lalasticlala


www.thebreakingtimes.com/wike-needs-immediate-psychiatric-attention-rivers-apc/

Shiaondo:
A brand new injoo max3 for sale everything working in good condition. U can contact me on 07031945428 the price is 35k

location?

me too o, i wanna buy and i'm in the east too. I go pay for waybill if u are far buh i go see product b4 i pay.

johnstar:
My money never complete to buy infinix note 3, dm don dey plan to release note 4



It is well

u dey talk note 3, me i dey find note 2

interested but i'm in Imo state. happy to pay for waybill but I like any other person is scared i won't get the product after paying.. Learnt from a friend. i'm not saying u will scam me, no offense buh i really can't take the risk.. and i'm quite sure u are scared u won't receive payment after sending the phone..

choiii, the nylon still dey the car sef... Where pesin wan take get dis kind brother from now kwanu?

nawah o, the guy has a little cut on the lip, its now that he was beaten to pulp.