₦airaland Forum

Obinovictor:
What are you saying?

ask am o bros.

hmm, 5billion just for stove? Firewood food tastes quite better (rice especially). The organizers wil use about 200mil,(if they want to be kind) and pocket the rest. If u ask me, this money can be used for beta tinz.

Muhammadu Buhari is sworn in as Nigeria’s next president on Friday but he has a daunting to-do list after promising wholesale change during elections two months ago. Here are four key areas, otherwise termed enermies of his successful administration he will have to tackle when he takes office: –


Corruption – Buhari, 72, has said the corrupt and corruption will have no place in his administration, sparking fears of a wide-ranging crackdown similar to his previous time as military ruler in the 1980s. But he has pledged outgoing President Goodluck Jonathan has “nothing to fear” and there will be no witch-hunt against the former administration. Some areas are likely to be too big to ignore, however, such as the running of the opaque, state- run oil firm, which is seen as riddled with corruption. Analysts predict Buhari will beef up existing anti-corruption agencies, while he has personally promised to declare his assets and liabilities for greater transparency and accountability. Buhari’s All Progressives Congress (APC) estimates it could save three trillion naira ($15 billion, 13 billion euros) by streamlining government and plugging “leakages” in the system.

– Security – Jonathan’s administration will be remembered for the rise of Boko Haram Islamists, who left least 15,000 people dead and more than 1.5 million homeless in a six-year campaign of violence. Boko Haram is currently seen as on the run but security experts say the war is far from over, with sporadic attacks continuing and the likelihood the rebels could regroup in border regions. Former army general Buhari has recognised the need for top-down reform to boost poor morale and end graft that hit military procurement, leaving troops ill-equipped to fight. But restructuring also needs to go hand-in-hand with social and economic programmes to tackle the root causes of the insurgency, namely lack of development and unemployment in the Muslim north. Buhari has indicated he will maintain regional cooperation with Chad, Niger and Cameroon but he faces potential trouble on another front from former militants in the oil-producing southern Delta.
Rebels wanting a fairer share of oil wealth have threatened to resume their activities against energy facilities in the region if a government amnesty programme is not extended beyond this year.

– Unemployment – Nearly two-thirds of Nigeria’s population of more than 170 million is under 30. But unemployment is currently nudging 30 percent, despite strong overall rates of economic growth in recent years. Outgoing Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala in 2013 recognised the benefits of growth needed to be shared more equitably. The APC says some 110 million people still live in poverty. Buhari’s administration has pledged to embark on a massive programme of industrialisation, including building railways, improving roads and ports, and improving crumbling infrastructure. But those programmes could be hamstrung immediately by lack of funds, with Nigeria hit hard by the slump in the global price of oil, on which it depends for 90 percent of foreign income. Observers say diversifying the economy is a must, as is educational reform to improve skills. Some 10.5 million Nigerian children are currently out of school — the most in the world.

– Energy – Last Friday, the government said Nigeria was producing just 1,327 megawatts of electricity — an all-time low and down even on Buhari’s last time in power in 1983-85. Reversing the country’s crippling power deficit is seen as key to driving economic growth but has evaded successive governments because of mismanagement, incompetence and vested interests. Buhari is expected to decentralise, deregulate and privatise the transmission sector, opening it up to competition. The APC has reportedly promised to triple generation to 12,000 MW by 2019. He will also have to address the oil and gas sector and controversial subsidies paid to fuel importers who bring in petroleum products because of a lack of functioning refineries. The government’s alleged non-payment of arrears saw fuel supply lines shut down in recent weeks, causing a crippling shortage that brought Nigeria to a near standstill.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/four-great-enermies-buhari-must-terminate-after-being-sworn-in-friday/

Buchukwu:
You don't know how to watch football.

ok sir

i think they should thou

y shun mikel and emenike Those are two of nigeria's best players,, (91 and 89 in sm respectively ),,

Our players are everywhere oo, slovakia and ukraine,, dats good,, i remember that trencin club during dose good old nairabet days,,, hope he made the right choice.

Dear NNPC, Please forgive me and other Nigerians
for helping you look for your missing $20billion
instead of minding our 'own business '. We were
misled by the following :

1. Sanusi; who said "your
money " was missing when you, "the owner" has
not said "your money" is missing.

2. APC; who said the money must be accounted for when you "the
owner " is not complaining.

3. House of
Representatives ; who said you should account for
all your income since the past 5yrs. Now that you're
angry with us and we have felt your anger in the
petrol stations around the country (fuel scarcity)

, the 3 groups that put us in this problem with you
have not said anything and don't have any
alternative. We have no other choice but to ask you
for forgiveness. Please give us fuel. You are aware
that your sister, PHCN is also angry with us for how
she was sold and has since refused to give us power. My fear is that if you don't do something
urgent now that our brothers in the north are still
busy killing people, our brothers in the south may
use the small fuel left in their homes to set a few
"things" ablaze and Fire Services don't even have
fuel and water to respond. We promise not to ask you about "your missing money" again if you can
resume fuel supply. God is watching all of us oh!

no fuel

and it begins.

i still dont know y dis boko haram is still a nuisance, most of them are not even well trained, just shoemakers and herdsmen and jobless youths who have d strength to carry firearms. Is our military not capable enough? Though personally i think they are trying, but if provided with more weapons and intel, we will defeat them.

bro, unauthorised sex is rape. So if the man forced himself on the wife, it is.

lol, so 'gay' is now a disease? This country and its backwardness.

cilifa:
Fat distance relationship.

more like size distance relationship..

Nemesis caught up with a suspected member
of a notorious robbery gang, Olumide Asiyanbi,
as the Oyo State police command caught up
with him while exchanging marital vows at a
marriage registry in Ibadan, the Oyo state
capital.
Asiyanbi presently in police custody said he
joined the gang a year ago and that he had
taken part in 10 robbery operations during
which he fired gun shots at their victims.
“I was arrested on my wedding day. I met the
gang leader, James Agba, last year. He told
me that he knew how we could be getting
regular money. He then initiated me into the
gang. I have taken part in at least 10
operations since I joined them.
“We used gun but I don’t know where James
was buying them. Sulaimon and Alhaji, who
are also in the gang, know how the guns were
bought for our operations. I have fired shots at
our targets but none was killed,” he said.
THISDAY gathered that another gang member
simply identified as Agba who hailed from
Delta State said he purchased some of the
guns from one Emeka in Abuja.
But Asiyanbi, who hails from Ile-Ife in Osun
State, said he was at the marriage registry
when the long hands of the law caught up with
him. He was suspected be a member of a six-
man-robbery gang who operated in Challenge
area of Ibadan on April 23, 2015.
Speaking on the development, the state
Commissioner of Police, Mohammed Katsina,
said the robbers, which included a 62-year-
old Ghanaian, had terrorised many residents of
the area with guns and other weapons.
The Ghanaian, Joseph Mate, said he was a
security man in Ajibade area of Ibadan and
that he had been living in Nigeria for many
years. The commissioner said all the suspects
would be charged to court.


www.thisdaylive.com/articles/robber-arrested-on-wedding-day-in-ibadan/210130/

i like joining the winning team,, nobody wan carry last , and tophaz is obviously leading.. So my vote goes to tophaz...

Cc : NLJega.

She really killed this interview mehn.. Good work,, her voice thou,,....

i like joining the winning team,, nobody wan carry last, no be say roast goat or shoot bird en mama fly , and tophaz is obviously leading.. So my vote goes to tophaz...

Cc : NLJega.

She really killed this interview mehn.. Good work,, her voice thou,,....

morereb10:
Operator please front page. this a hot topic dat people need to give their thoughts

nawah o, which one be operator kwanu? Its moderator o bros not operator, this is nairaland not MTN.

Phikom:
Precisely...CR7 n LM ar not in d same wavelength as far as football is concerned...LM is magically out of dis planet earth...all CR7 does to amass goals for himself tru his selfish style of play costing d team most of d time...

lol, i thought this is romance section, u guys r here talking cr7 and messi. . Una no wan crash.

So you add him on Facebook .
• You check his pictures.
• He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2015.
• He confirms.
• He inboxes you .
• You reply , all excited . • You'll want to hook up .
• You set a date .
• You dress up that Legging With No
underwear.
• smell good
• You put on a make up - fresh breath & new weave .
• He takes you for lunch to
Wimpy .
• He Takes You For Drinks At Banana Island.
• You two have a good time .
• He rubs your hand , • Makes you laugh ,
• Gives you looks and smiles.
• You fall inlove .
• It's like you've known him
forever .
• He takes you to his apartment . • He makes you feel comfortable And lays
you on his bed .
• He rubs it gently ,
• Kiss you passionately .
• Pulls Your Leggings ,
• They're too tight but he manages to take 'em off .
• You love his aggresion , strength, power &
you
give in .
• It feels good .
• You know it's wrong , but it feels good . • You ask for protection , he says it's too
late.
• You obey & don't disturb .
• He says he loves you
• & you don't hesitate to say
you love him too . •He sex you
•He pulls out , go to the kitchen to
get a glass of water .
• He helps you drink it , ohh man .
• You feel special .
• "He must be the one " , you think to yourself .
• You'll get dressed .
• He takes you to the taxi rank
• He kisses you on the chick &
say
• "I had a great time," • Gives You N5000
• You smile & say
• "See you tomorrow babe " .
• He stays silent .
• Your taxi drives away ,
• In the taxi you can't stop smiling .
• You get home & inbox him that
you got home safe .
• He is online , but doesn't reply .
• It's unlike him , so you inbox him
again . • He doesn't respond.
• Minutes later you can't find him on your
friend
list .
• HE BLOCKED YOU .
• Days , weeks , months passes by. • You start feeling sick, weak,loose
weight,act strange with sores in your
mouth.
• You go to the clinic.
• Get tested.
• Minutes later, • Nurse walks in."I'm sorry.You're
HIV Postive & Pregnant !
•".HOW ?"
• You don't understand .
• Reality hits you .
•You walk home . • Scared .
• Confused .
• You go to the train railway.
• You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see the train coming nearer.
• You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you .
Don't be that girl !
Live well.
Stop Chasing Materials
- Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!!!

age is just a number,, though i hope she behaves maturely when she knows u are younger, nt trying to boss u around...

ur friend may be right buh not totally,, though it think its justified if the woman DELIBRATELY denies him sex...

isnt this super duper cool??

see her yam leg kwanu,, this chick can even trek from here to the south pole with those legs, no shaking...

#godspeed#...

buh y didnt the dude leave when he was told to na anyways no explanation for the girls behaviour though, i wonder what it is with chicks these days stabbing their bf's....

nigerians always representing...