₦airaland Forum

oyindare:
For your mind you just made sense.
Your papa would gladly donate you to ritualists....

I can't believe so many functional idiotts took the tears from me and started to cry on my behalf.
I will put up their names soon. No hiding for NL idiiots of elephantine proportion.


And the awards go to...

@shamecurls

@oyindare

@croSStodds

@wexyee

@redcliff

@chuna1985

@zingywingy

@Abbey2sam

starpon1:
I swear wit my blood any zoo army DAT will shoot at any Biafra peaceful protest again. because of dis damn rant from burantashi, will see d best of me. am not a chest beater like d waste do say ask of me AGU JI EGBE!!!!!

fammo:
Hello nairalanders, is it not funny and somewhat annoying how we can give good relationship advices to other people and we seem to be confused when faced with our own issues. Well I'm in that situation now and I need your help.

I am currently engaged to this lady and we have even done an introduction, we've been through the various phases of relationship together, the happy days, sad days, break up periods, make up times etc. I love her, but I'm having doubts as to whether I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

We are age mates but she looks older than I am already even before having kids. She has had to change her religion just to make the relationship work and I think I'm going through with these relationship out of pity for her sacrifices, I fear this pity would one day wear out and i'll start resenting her and myself. Should I be worried about these feelings or is it just the normal cold feets guys get before finally saying the "I Do". Pls help me out guys.

Will really appreciate if this can make front page, this is my first ever NL post.
Thanks!

obum88:
I WEEP!

I weep for my country Nigeria.


I weep because the interest of the party is greater than the interest of the nation


I weep because the youths of this nation keep giving the olders ones reasons not to hand over to them

I weep because when someone preaches change but uses the old means as a yardstick

I weep because we are drawn along ethnic lines


I weep because after so many years of toil we are still were we began.

I weep because those who were able to speak up are criticised asking them where they were during the last administration.


And I believe that that day I would be alive to witness it.

swaggprofessor:
before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.

FastShipping:
But these boys were selected before Buhari became president na...........

Jonathan approved the selection of these boys

babylolaroy:
if yu are a muslim, your belief of Quran is thus useless if yu dnt believe in ahadith

greenprayer:
There’s this girl in my department, same level. We’re very good friends who flirt a lot and equally share the same dreams.

In fact, most of the activities we’ve carried out in school were all her ideas. She’s just all over me and attached herself so much in my future. She sometimes jokingly says she wants to marry me. People recommended that we are going to make a good couple. So, I then thought of all of these and how compatible we are, I then took the bold step to ask her out. She only responded that she has a boyfriend and we should drop the dating discussion for now since we’re still best of friends and we have
enough time to talk about it. I dropped it. After sometimes, she started complaining that she doesn’t like my being strange. I told her I loved her so much, she replied via chat “I understand but I love my boyfriend, he’s the best part of me”.

Please help me with what to do. I love her and I want to marry her. She knows but the only challenge now is her boyfriend.

What should I do?

gab264:
Useless nation......
Nigeria you and yaa leaders shall not no peace
For the rest of thaa days....
Ur policies have shown who u truly are.
Boko haram will never end in the north.
Economy of the dis nation shall crumble more and more.
No amount of policies shall revamp it again.
Buhari u shed innocent bloods just to get to dat sit.
But behold, thou shall not see it end, those bloods u shed are crying every day in the presence of our Almighty God.
Because of his anger, he has dispatched angel of destruction to the economy of this useless nation,.
Ur policies will turn to the worst.
Many have lost there jobs within this period of destruction.
Very soon Nigeria will crawl into reccesion, yaa foreign reserve shall be deplated, tribes shall rise and emerges as a nations.
Maa pple will have there freedom,....there oppression are maa concern, am pained!! cus of it.
I have poured out maa anger,with a great force shall it occur.
I will curse thaa who cus maa pple, there generation shall I curse.
I will spare not dis nation,.....it past leaders shall I punish,......for they have melted much suffering to the children of the almigthy.
am coming for em............
When u migth ave seen all this signs, u will no that am yaa God.

Thus says the lord.

Firefire:
Empirical evidence koh Molecular prove ni.


Please stop corrupting this thread with state names without any empirical evidence.

Firefire:
Lagos preforming

Orisirisi.

Mogidi:
Akwa Ibom was not free and fair, Rivers was not free and fair, same people overlook children voting in Kano and Sokoto. More people voted in the 2015 election in the NE than they did in 2011, who are the northerners fooling?

Astonvanquish:
so anyone that the not yoruba is a fool abi?yes we call the King's eniti a bi o o si,that was the when they had absolute powers,now we are in a Republic, I am no reason to prove to you that am Yoruba or not, all am saying is the truth that's all,for all you care I might be a Caucasian.

SLIDEwaxie:
Nyayan bombing..names shifted from east to north...

Issokay

During GEJ's era, na his eastern brothers.GEJ is southsouth...how come he has eastern brother. Famzing and Igbo akpu eater

During GMB's time, na his northern brothers.

No wahala...

Baroba:
Only a clown will apologies to this relic, traditional rulers have no place in modern Nigeria..

Astonvanquish:
am Yoruba the Oba has no right to lock people's shops no matter where they are from,am not a subject of any king, I hate monarchy this is a republican society no man has the divine right to stop others from doing their work,to be honest our so called traditional rulers has done more harm than good to our society at large.

liberty300:
You don't pick a fight with the igbos and win.(Biafra war, Igbo win. )Ask northern nigeria how they're looking now, ask the oba that wished them death by lagoon how his people are dying in the lagoon(they say am insensitive by saying this but what da hell..)

If this news is true, then the oba and his people have difficult days ahead. Am not bragging, am just stating the obvious

Before you talk, remember what led to this..the dressing of an Igbo that honored his invitation. After Wch the Igbo apologized after being humiliated..it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, it takes a bigger man to apologize even when he's right