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They are not hungry apparently

junnyjake:
Lolz, you be clown i swear.

Na true I talk now

BleSSedMee:
*Goosebumps*


How did I even get here

It must have been the flood my dear. Calm down let me help u get a boat.

This confused half caste won't stop reasoning and talking like "Daddiiiii I want bobo"

Nice one

For those screaming she is ugly, continue, that's how you end up marrying fine girl no brain, and eventually produce children that will recite 111 as one hundred and one tin one

obataokenwa:
Those areas are close to Agege and are considered as Lagos cos it's Lagos overflow

Sango Ota is close to Agege so it's Lagos ? Just keep kwayet.

Op, I thought you said you are not a busy body, why is your body busy on this matter?

ExpensiveG:
E no funny

That's probably relative to the size of your issue

Who dash monkey banana? No be only offer na offering
Nnamdi Linus Mba Kanu
Your lie is very basic. Try harder

Alexkene:
How come the armed robbers pure white shirt did not stain? And the police is stained from head to toe?? Hmm. Kontinue

Did you read any part of the post where the robber was reported to have been in the gutter too? Logical reasoning.
Why was the soldiers uniform stained and the robbers wife shirt unstained? Simple: Soldier enter gutter, robber did not.
Do you now understand? And to think that over 200 people liked ur elementary science level of reasoning. Phew!

All Dada both natural and artificial, beware.

Couple goal....

Fear no catch me, I first thought it happened in Nigeria. Then I think am again, for Nigeria? Ko possible

Not again

gentlechyke:
okay

How to permanently end Biafran agitation

A Yoruba friend asked me: Under what conditions would you support "One Nigeria" and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it die down and finally laid to rest for good?

Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.

2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Calabar, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.

3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.

4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria.

7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .

8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.

If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning that Yorubas and Hausas needing to get international visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, etc etc.

The Yoruba friend replied: You can’t be serious, this is wickedness and I said... Really? Don’t you think South South and South. Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?

He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow, you are right but it never occurred to me.

I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo. Let each region develop at her own pace, with Airport, Seaports, industries, major projects open to be developed in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism!

Let Nigeria be fair to ALL irrespective of tribe, religion, and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federal character in Nigeria. Let's have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria. That is what Biafra agitation is all about.

THE SIMPLE TRUTH

Whoever tells you that if Biafra succeed or gain her independence that Igbos leaving in the North or Yoruba land will loose their properties and that things will become worst is an enemy and is among the people that are benefiting from the fraudulent arrangement that exist in Nigeria.

Yugoslavia broke into 6 countries namely: Serbia,Macedonia,Solvenia,Bosia and Hezegovia,Montengro, and croatia and heaven did not fall.They did not leave their Job,leave their formal country before voting to leave....... after voting to leave, all those in the new created countries automatically become foreigners.

Malaysia broke into 2 namely: Malaysia & Singapore and heaven did not fall.

Pakistan broke into 2 namely: Pakistan & Bangladesh and heaven did not fall

United Arab Republic broke into 2 namely: Egypt & Syria and heaven did not fall

If Biafra go, it doesn't mean we can't travel anywhere again provided we have our traveling documents ready.

Why is it that Hausas & Fulanis see Biafra break up as war? Are you not tired of sucking & stealing our oil down to Kaduna reserve, Bornu reserve, and now Liberia reserve?

Allow Biafra to go because Biafrans have suffered a lot of humiliation,intimidation & marginalisation in the hand of this wicked contraption called Nigeria.

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Oga Poster, you are joker. Which oil are you referring to, the one in Aba or Onitsha? Because if you just referred to the oil in Niger Delta as our oil, fa fa fa foul!
By the way, won't you love the Ocean in Lagos and the beaches too to be relocated to Aba, Onitsha, Umuahia?
And next time you are drawing your biafran map, leave PH and Calabar out of it, OK?

Marotzke:
unfortunately, you don't know what a university is.
Pigs like you should not be allowed the oxygen of publicity to comment on what you know nothing about. What is honorary?what is full degree?
Which one of the degrees are you talking about? Bachelors? Masters? Or Doctor of philosophy?
Do you even know what they mean?
Bleating like a demented goat, you gorge out whatever you heard and assume without any critical analysis.
If you have a degree certificate, read the contents again.
Maybe,just maybe you might have an inkling into what a University degree is,and how it is attained; though ignorant fools in your mould refer to as awarded.
There are some things about the university system that i might educate you upon, such as the historical origins in priestly brotherhoods in ancient Egypt.
The first Maghreb university in Fez Morrocco. The true meaning of a university procession.The full meanings of a degree and how they are attained.
But Dolts like you are too dense to be taught and very much devoid of any understanding.
Your type are the lowest set of unfortunate matriculates, who think that a university education is merely a means to acquire a meal ticket and that a university degree can be enveloped in a piece of paper.
I make sure buffoons like you don't get past 200 level whenever they are noticed.
Your type turns out to be a Melaye, Sowore etc.

Oponu, your lack of comprehension is ur biggest challenge. The degree under controversy is a bachelor's degree, so argue with yourself if a bachelor's degree in Nigeria is given honorarily without writing exam.
I could my clapback got u totally mad, I pray it stays permanent

Marotzke:
So a convocation list is now n official document? A list not backed by any authority or seal?
Do you know that the criteria for the award of any degree is to be adjudged to be worthy in character and learning? Learning, not passing exams.
A university has the right to award a degree to anyone once the person showed up for classes and didnt even present himslf or herself for examination.
If you dont like it, don't regard or acknowledge the university degrees. Full stop.
Who adjudges people to be worthy for graduation? Heads of departments, Deans and Vice Chancellors.
If they say some one is a gradute, then the person is.
Going to quote exam officers or sundry nonentities is to express crass ignorance on the workings of a university.

You don't need to write exams to get a degree? Who is this cow trying to sound intelligent by comparing an honorary degree with a full degree? You better change before lie kill u.

enigma3000:
hahaha u want force nationality put 4 my body?
I stopped being Nigerian long ago..
adios amigo

Oh IPOBite? I see. Please change the name of your village too bro

Fayose is working

enigma3000:
sorry, but am not in the zoo na

Regardless, you are Nigerian, so you are inescapably a wild animal. Prolly a wild animal taken from a zoo to serve as a pet. The summary is, you are still a wild animal.

enigma3000:
when dem call this country zoo, una go begin vex, watch, there ll be no prosecution

Since Nigeria is a zoo, what kind of wild animal are you?

Jungle don mature for this bragging idiot

treasuredluv:
hw wud i kw.

Lolz..... anyway I know how. We could make this convo private

treasuredluv:
#winx#

Don't wink.. .... just tell me how we gon do that[color=][/color]

treasuredluv:
Hahaha

I will like to know u better though

treasuredluv:
I won't blame him much because,1 you haven't told us what you didt that resulted to the assult, 2. I so much know the power of a lady's mouth.

Really? If no be say you fine, I for say your turn is coming soon

Tell this lovely story to the US judge when you see him. Am very sure he will understand

kropotkin2:
Excellent. Arrest him. There is no one more despicable than the Islamic extremist as your average Nigerian Christian. A so called 'prophet' calls for a genocide, the government moves to make him answer for his crimes, and the blockheads goad him on. I want to bet a thousand lives that had an Islamic cleric called for the Fulanis to massacre every Nigerian Christian they lay hands on, the whole lot will be screaming blue murder on the top of their lungs by now. Thats your average Nigerian Christian for you: a nauseating, bloodthirsty hypocrite. The only distinction between him and the islamic radical being his hypocrisy. Suleiman called for a genocide, he ought to be arrested .

Your head is simply not correct

farokkunle:
GET AWAY NUISANCE POVERTY

You should have typed that ur thrash in yoruba now. That way, your deficiency in English composition will be covered.
Olodo radarada

refiner:
Adontbelivit!

Go try am na

farokkunle:
nigger area .


stay in your country . stop interfering in GAMBIA BUSINESS .



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