₦airaland Forum

Editor1:
At last, Speaker Dogara's decision stood!!

APC and their illiterate Baba at the top should just accept their fate at the NASS.
This should serve as an Eye-opener dat dey are not cut out for leadership yet. Hence its incumbent on dem to always seek opinion from the Masters of the Game....

PDP!!!

You are a learner

ECOTERRORS:
The failure of Buhari Trip to the US has started rearing its head even before I came back from ban

You will be going back soon. Let's bet it

How come you guys don't know the difference between sleeping and meditating?

So?

Businessideas:
Broken (Societe Generale?)banks, broken dreams, and broken lives, he’s a fitting heir to a dubious pedigree.”

That 'banks' should be in singular if it's only one bank except there are other Saraki-owned bank(s) that 'kaput' apart from Societe Generale
I may be wrong though

He had a big hand in the collapse of intercontinental bank

Pshweeeet!

hedonistic:
Buhari! Why has your regime ushered in so much bloodshed, demonic anger, and evil all across the land? Ever since this Daura President was sworn in, it has been tragedy upon tragedy on a daily basis. I hope this is not a foretaste of the calamity that will befall Nigeria under him.

No calamity wil befall Nigeria! Back to sender by fire!

The governor be like ..."my teeth sharp,make I test am ?
Pastor be like...." Guy,cool downnfor Jesus

Mogidi:
Meanwhile in Ondo state, the CAN secretary was abducted by unknown gunmen today (presumably by muslim extremists).

Lets all pray for Christians in the SW at this difficult time.

Cocoa Association of Nigeria please! Not Christian Association of Nigeria!

Mogidi:
If America wants Kashamu, they've got to take Tinubu as well, infact we dash America Tinubu.

No more wahala for Kashamu, PDP now runs senate, Tinibu should go and d..

[size=15pt]Say No To Godfatherism.[/size]

Rt Hon,so this is you? God have catch u today

Ikengawo:
Buhari is in Germany with a german state governor. Assets undeclared, strategy unspecified.

......and the validity of ur argument uncertified!

naijainfogalery:
he actually look finer without the cap

Oh yeah! I see you have a good sense of humour

Fabdedon:
can the phone detect virgin girls

Ritual killer alert! Be warned poster is a Ritualist!

chukwudi44:
What on earth is the brainless illiterate doing !!! Over 100 dead in less than a week in power. This is the height of cluelessness.I wonder how we got here

Shut ur trap! What did ur clueless cousin do when over 1000 people were killed in Baga?

SHARIAREPORTERS:
If anytin happens in rivers state
Naija shld be ready for war
Dis country is gonna divide
Buhari won't make such risk

You are a cow

Pipsland78:
But why wearing Hausa cap and Yoruba 'agbada'? This dressing does not represent Nigeria. We all voted for him so he should wear something that represents the whole country.

Equal representation is what we want, no marginalization please! They should have added a feather to the cap to represent the SE and hold a stick to represent the SS

You dull. Does Jona dress like that? U for suggest a cup of the local ogogoro u drink before typing this rubbish too na

Picture Kashamu's residence.....
PA: Sir,it appears the house has been surrounded
Kashamu: ...surrounded? By who?
Dives to the window
PA: NDLEA sir
Kashamu: NDLEA ke?
Reach for his phone,dials OBJ's number
Obj: hello,who is this?
Kashamu: haaa...baba u don't have my number again ni?
Obj: sorry who is speaking?
Kashamu: haa... Baba it is me ur humble son,senator elect,Buruji Kashamu
Obj: sorry,wrong number!
Cuts the call and switch off the phone
Kashamu... Tries the number again
Service provider: the number u dialed is incorrect, pls check the number and try again

Buruji: ye I don die....faints

P.s the NDLEA guys should watch out for any gorgeously dressed woman walking like a man exiting the compound. Remember alamaiseagha

Picture Kashamu's residence.....
PA: Sir,it appears the house has been surrounded
Kashamu: ...surrounded? By who?
Dives to the window
PA: NDLEA sir
Kashamu: NDLEA ke?
Reach for his phone,dials OBJ's number
Obj: hello,who is this?
Kashamu: haaa...baba u don't have my number again ni?
Obj: sorry who is speaking?
Kashamu: haa... Baba it is me ur humble son,senator elect,Buruji Kashamu
Obj: sorry,wrong number!
Cuts the call and switch off the phone
Kashamu... Tries the number again
Service provider: the number u dialed is incorrect, pls check the number and try again

Buruji: ye I don die....faints

P.s the NDLEA guys should watch out for any gorgeously dressed woman walking like a man exiting the compound. Remember alamaiseagha

liberty300:
Wait. I tot dey said dis only happened in the south east? Ok ooo

Apparently, they borrowed a leaf from the South East...

Gej- Game changer oshi
Muazu- Ogbeni swerve biko

Hidentity:
Honourable ZionJay, thou shall not reveal the picture behind the silhouette... Observe around and notice the style of operation. *winks*

Hahahahaha....OK boss! Noted and no observation whatsoever,security or constitutional!

Hidentity:
They stand in twos in strategic locations savouring the quiet nature of the night under the winking stars. Littered all over the floor are the ìràwés and dead flowers making efforts to live again by the caress of the tender breeze and sight of aspiring couples. It is uncommon to see two standing still and stuck like the Yoruba cultural èère ìbejì which separation might spell doom. Silhouettes abound in shapes and shades as diverse lips whisper sweet nothing to curious ears. As for the courteous Igi ìsáná which paves way for a carefully tarred road towards the school clinic, they dare not meddle as they are destined to watch and wish without more. Cascading the environment is a keen contest of beauties, sizes, shapes and pickup lines. Brazenly, walking through the concourses of this love setting single is like a blind negotiating for an expensive wrist watch- ìrònú fit kill person! In a frenzy of introspective imagination, a realistic sketch of Cupid appears close to the moon for true lovers to behold at this sacred lane of the institution. The love lane is just a few metres away from the motor park of the 1975 born Better by far university.

There is no doubt that there are several joints in the university of Ilorin- the skyways, walkways, coca cola village, SUB arena, PGD boulevards, law park, law resorts etc. These joints are celebrated for the fun and respite they afford callers anytime a need to live beyond the academic race comes. However, as a well travelled student within the various locations in the school, the engineers that constructed these venues were unable to construct nature there- the positioning of the moon, trees, stars and whirlwind tone like a notification of Orò's approach. This sleepless night afforded me a chance to reflect and give the verdict that the LOVE LANE is the mother of all joints. Forget the romantic touch of the zephyr while sitting or standing under those trees adjoining the DSA's office. After all, the DSA would not hug you except you make a first class, but I contend that we all deserve a hug. An embrace beyond an academic one given by our Deans on occasional basis.

Sailing on the sea of worthy pasts, I have come to realize that those things that money can't buy are actually at the love lane. Beyond the prejudiced supposition of immorality prevalent in institutions, the love lane is themed with plethora of world changing factors- friendship, love, trust, inspiration, compassion and motivation. There are instances where strolls are taken to this joint to await coolers from our female counterparts when the week of pride dwindles. Down moments when they need a shoulder to lean on and cry for the outcome of that CBT exam- at the love lane, we allow them. It does not matter to us that the man who won the heart is in Ile-Ife as long as we can be there for their sisí in ònà ìfé (love lane). The love lane is a world that proves the unity in diversities. It is an avenue where you can lap a partner bigger than your destiny without getting fatigued.

There, inspiration for the poem, Sisí ológe came and we did write it. We observed that the lavender of some female callers endangers the sleeping birds and bats. At the love lane, we saw the vision to create the Àsàké poetic story based on the ladies changing partners like a chameleon changes colour. From those lines reflections were provoked from far and near. Lessons taught and learnt beyond the love lane. From the thought of the dead leaves and flowers struggling to live again by the wind's touches at the love lane, we wrote Ìràwé and readers took a pause to ponder on the transient nature of life and temporal nature of beauty. The Ìgboro poetic complaint to the street that won a prize was inspired by a mere stare down the love lane. Though, there is no doubt that while some trust at the love lane, some thrust, a few rot and others love. But an attempt to put an end to the business at the love lane because of a few rough edges is like avoiding sleep because of death.

Dear Professor Abdul-Ganiyu Ambali, as one of my revered Facebook friends and academic father, I am aware that you embrace incredible ideas. With that, you have really transformed the school. In the spirit of that, if you get to read this, may I beg thee to preserve the love lane for us? Or better still, create another love garden where my alma mater can produce the Romeo and Juliet that won't commit suicide. Upon this, I shall apply for a break from my firm to submit a proposal and defend such with recommendations before the Senate if this offer is considered worthy of acceptance. And sir, tell those security men to stop parading that joint at night as if their lives depend on it. If they are eager to work, the Nigerian Army is largely recruiting. Their unsolicited interference is affecting the input and output over there. I know you would be thinking our academic life will be jeopardized, that is not so sir. Habeeb Whyte and I were among the trustees of the love lane back then, though with different motives. You may check our academic record and activities on campus, we were not bad. And at the risk of sounding proud, the council of legal education rated our set first in Nigeria in the just concluded bar exams, and the love lane helped in cooling down tension before we went to the law school.

On Thursday, I shall step the soil of my alma mater again to honour the invitation of UCJ. Meanwhile, I shall stage a protest walk to the faculty of law to confirm whether the callup letter I saw online was the same sent to the school. If yes, the Dean would have some explanations to make. He should tell me the crime I committed to warrant being thrown to Borno. But before then, I shall head for the love lane to offer some poetic sacrifice to Cupid. After all, the Bible reads- ìfé ni àkójá òfin.

Uncle Sege,I can't laugh finish. Nice piece
Punch life for me ....the one who owns the heart is in Ile- Ife and sisi is in ona ife. Proud of you bro
Hon Zion!

DollyParton1:
I eat like 10 mangoes a day, and I end up living in the loo for the rest of the day. BUT, I still love my mangoes.

That's why they say too much of everything is bad

Validated:
[size=14pt]These are some suggested names they can chose from:

New Nigeria Peoples Congress (NNPC)
Progressive House for Credible Nigerians (PHCN) with pay-off "PHCN ... Power to the people!!!"
Nigeria Congress for Socialism (NCS)
National Party for Democratic Change (NPDC)
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Associates In Transformation.... AIT.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ma silverbird man of d year goes to d lengendary fayose
He spoke d mind of d people particularly d youths

May God kip ya for us sir
D "jagaban" of southwest
D odogwu of southwest
D oshokomole of southwest

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hilaomo:
op keep calm and listen...you dare not offer your interviewer an hand shake unless he initiate it him/her self!I've got an audio about d 25 things to say to an interviewer to get d job you want and a video on d 101 things to say and do to an interviewer.

Can I get the videos bro?

Taylor86:
oby vs oby

wonder how someone will look obasanjo's ugly face and still love him

obasanjo face wey b like amadioha

Oga, se the woman sef fine? Ever heard of like beget like?

Taylor86:
FEAR NORTH

buhari has won d ghost kidnapped ppl are coming out

buhari it shall never be well with u and ur government


#babaonechance

Olodo,next time connect ur brain to hands before commenting

Did anybody notice the part where GEJ said before they finish touching their members the food would have finished before it gets to you(PDP decampees).
That tells you that Dumbo Jo had been sharing the "food" with family, friends and party members alone,little wonder nothing gets to the ordinary Nigerian on the street.
Still some retards will argue that this administration is not the most corrupt in recent times.
Posterity,karma,amadioha,ayelala,Ogun,sango etc will never forgive nor forget the wicked looters of our massive Commonwealth!

iphanyiuma:
sorry sir please explain it to me

OK...am busy right now.come back later

iphanyiuma:
If boko haram is a fraud what do you call yahoo boys?? When buhari has something reasonable to say ill listen as a fan but not this one.....
Meanwhile...*rubs my eyes*
*rubs them again*
Am actually FTC shii!!! Am tired of this everyday!!!

Its either you didn't read the article or you do not understand it...