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Travel / Re: Uniuyo Shuttle Bus Caught Fire (SEE PHOTO) by zoeymikey(f): 9:05pm On Jan 27
Jasonekah98:
Oya make i talk.
I am a final year student in the department of AEB at UNIUYO. This is one of the many incidents that will happen if those shuttle drivers are not checked. This particular bus is rickety, i don enter this bus plenty times from Ikpa road to Main campus, the bus dey shake, we gast use iron to support the door, else e no go close. E get like 3 of this type of bus still running in school. It's only a matter of time
We should know each other cos I'm also in my finals,, mathematics

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Food / Re: How Are You Coping With The Rising Cost Of Food Commodities? by zoeymikey(f): 1:10pm On Jan 24
21NAUGHTYUTY:
Omor it has really been tough, especially as a student getting little funds from sponsor... As them don pay fees, the rest is on you bru. To be honest it has been a hell in a cell but God has always had a way to feed me, since it is hard to get a part time job.
Swrzzzzz,,true talk..
Crime / Re: Man Escapes From Kidnappers' Den After He & 5 Others Were Abducted In Kogi by zoeymikey(f): 6:41pm On Jan 22
Nicepoker:
Blame the men. Abi you miss your period?
Lol
Stop looking for trouble
Romance / Re: Guy Do You Enjoy Sucking Boobs by zoeymikey(f): 10:29pm On Jan 19
DDIA:
suck which boobs? I no get time to even pull her cloth.

na to raise dress shift pant.

if na trouser she wear na to sag am enough to push pant come down chuck dick.
Ewwww

if e no wan enter na to put spit for hand paste am there then chuck again. cool

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Food / Re: Will You Accept This Gift From A Neighbor by zoeymikey(f): 10:31pm On Jan 15
angry angry angry angry
Chasito:
I dey fear Uyo girls
Romance / Re: In Uyo, Akwa Ibom, There's So Much Honey But No Money by zoeymikey(f): 8:15pm On Jan 09
Blitzking:
are you from Ak?
Yes love πŸ’•
Romance / Re: In Uyo, Akwa Ibom, There's So Much Honey But No Money by zoeymikey(f): 6:16pm On Jan 09
Blitzking:
Don't think thede ladies are from uyo...dem no too carry.
Have you met me??
Family / Re: Christmas Giveaway by zoeymikey(f): 3:45pm On Dec 24, 2023
wiseone28:
I'm pointing it to him mocking female with a deteriorative word and still looking for help from them
I'm a vaginarian too
Family / Re: Christmas Giveaway by zoeymikey(f): 3:44pm On Dec 24, 2023
wiseone28:
You are begging a vaginarian for money?😳
Lol
I'm a vaginarian too
Family / Re: Christmas Giveaway by zoeymikey(f): 2:19pm On Dec 24, 2023
It's already past 2pm
Please pick me
Good afternoon sir/ma
Family / Re: Christmas Giveaway by zoeymikey(f): 6:59am On Dec 24, 2023
Please πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί pick me although my account is not up to 3years,,,,
Please 10k would go a long way as I am asthmatic and I need to get inhaler,,, I'm tired of taking xasten,, franol and the rest..
Family / Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? (pictures) by zoeymikey(f): 6:09pm On Dec 23, 2023
Nothing,,, just advice
Travel / Re: Are You Travelling To Your Home Village/ Town For Christmas ? by zoeymikey(f): 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2023
Would have loved to travel back to lagos for the holidays but as I no get money make I just dey for school read........

Anybody fit help with Christmas rice,,,, would really appreciate...
Family / Re: Christmas Giveaway by zoeymikey(f): 10:01am On Dec 23, 2023
But my account is not up to three years,,, but I can use the money to get inhaler..
Health / Re: Psychiatric Patients In Yaba, Lagos State Increased By 100 Percent by zoeymikey(f): 7:55pm On Dec 21, 2023
Where all of them dey mad dey go

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Family / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Experience With Sleep Talkers Or Sleep Walkers. by zoeymikey(f): 7:01pm On Dec 13, 2023
sleekflow:
In my own case, she just farts during sleeps.
Like better mess
Just like me
Lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by zoeymikey(f): 12:56pm On Dec 12, 2023
Please pick me
Good afternoon sir...
Please pick me so I could pay my fees..
2185960739
UBA BANK
Mercy mike...
Family / Re: See The Groom's And Bride's Mothers' Outfits /Dance That Got People Talking by zoeymikey(f): 3:21pm On Dec 11, 2023
The woman go too like dick
Romance / Re: It's My Birth Month.. by zoeymikey(f): 5:31pm On Dec 02, 2023
marlow1962:
Happy birthday, long life and good health πŸ’―.
Thank you

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Romance / It's My Birth Month.. by zoeymikey(f): 12:40pm On Dec 02, 2023
In addy to me on the 6th...[img][/img]
I need a sewing machine and a new lens plus small money....
nlfpmod please push to front page

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Romance / Re: Whats Ur Turn Off by zoeymikey(f): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2023
Godsongang:
Oh really? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just dey play. You want to maltreat that special daughter of mine... 😏




nah,,, one of my dreams sef is to get married to a single father of one and besides I love children....
Romance / Re: Woman Stalks Bestie To SA To Catch Her Sleeping With Her Husband (pics/video) by zoeymikey(f): 6:08pm On Oct 25, 2023
Fear that bleeding vaginarians.
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Turn Off by zoeymikey(f): 8:10am On Oct 25, 2023
Godsongang:
Na who get girlfriend dey see all those things because I'm not doing well in that dating pool of a thing, apart from the fact I have a daughter, na arrangements wedding my family go do for me last last.
Lemme be that arranged wife,i have always dream of getting married to a single father of one daughter.
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Turn Off by zoeymikey(f): 8:09am On Oct 25, 2023
Godsongang:
Na who get girlfriend dey see all those things because I'm not doing well in that dating pool of a thing, apart from the fact I have a daughter, na arrangements wedding my family go do for me last last.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by zoeymikey(f): 1:08am On Oct 22, 2023
AlexAlozie:
Send me an email. I have something for you
Bros,abeg remember me. I'm a student.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by zoeymikey(f): 12:59am On Oct 22, 2023
shine12:
Hello Nairaland family. I am currently in the process of prioritising assistance to relatives and friends. As you know, charity begins at home. While I won't be able to commit to weekly give away as originally planned, I still intend to participate and send 10,000 Naira to a lucky person here from time to time.

God bless
God bless you in advance,
2185960739
uba bank.
mercy mike.
please help me,
Family / Re: Men In Marriage: How To Play The In-law Politics! by zoeymikey(f): 12:55pm On Oct 19, 2023
I'm here to learn ;DI'm here to learn

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Education / Re: Police Arrest School Owner In Delta For Allegedly Raping 4-year-old Girl by zoeymikey(f): 12:34pm On Oct 19, 2023
Guys are pervert. Like how the Bleep does his dick stand for a 4year old baby.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Perks Of Dating You? by zoeymikey(f): 9:47pm On Oct 14, 2023
Nah,i'm not like that mbok.
Romance / Re: What Are The Perks Of Dating You? by zoeymikey(f): 9:41pm On Oct 14, 2023
2Radii:
Lol grin grin grin grin
But I have phobia for mathematicians
Lol,wait are u serious?
Romance / Re: What Are The Perks Of Dating You? by zoeymikey(f): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2023
Therock5555:
Perks of dating me.

You'll get to cum everytime we have sex.


If you're the quiet type, you'll like me cause I have zero problems unless I'm hungry.

If you're the bubbling type, you'll hate me cause the only time I bubble is when I'm shifting your pant, lots of my partners wish I could be always romantic apart from sex time, but man's not hot.


Finally I don't give a flying Bleep what you use your life for, I have zero jealousy, most people think it's because I don't care

Yeah I don't, as long as I haven't put a ring on your finger, you can do what you like, provided I don't catch you.


If I catch you, I sack you, if you refuse to go, I continue nacking you until you run.

Last but not the least, I'm single but not searching.
Why?

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