2Radii:
If u re loyal harworking and not wayward...then these are the perks..

1) U don't do the traditional works again other than the house chores (we can do it together if I am at home)

2) Since u re resourceful, if u re financially handicapped and have nothing at hand then I will set u up for a business

3) You don't spend ur money at home since I am a traditional man...I love bn the man, tho occasionally I can be needing ur financial help but I assure you that all ur money will be refunded...that I am sure of cus its in my blood

4) I take you as my second mother, whenever I want to take some unnecessary but high yield risk u re the one I will run to and whatever u say is the answer(women has that power to see things and I normally use it for my advantage)

Come and carry me oo.

Why bad news plenty today na? God abeg ooh.

Wahala for who no dey fast. Must she even post it online. Mtchew

Iyanuoluwa007:

Omo. I for follow you relate well buh... I don't know you.

There's nothing to know about me na.

Nehyooh:
Hmmmm; that quite low. God no go shame you, just hope for the one with good intentions.

I'm hoping.

BareFacedLies:


OK you are now officially my girlfriend

But I hope you will allow me to suck your breast and press your nyash sha

Noooh,ah ah uncle,my mummy say i should not allow man to touch me.

[quote author=rikithor post=126336873][/quote] Hmmmmn okay,rikithor would u like to be my man?Lol.

Iyanuoluwa007:

Which kin guy be your type?

Guy wey tall pass me and guy wey no dey womanize.

Homeboiy:

You solve statistics questions too?

. Mathematics not statistics.

Nehyooh:
Funny you

Jokes apart,i'm serious

BareFacedLies:

Can I be your boyfriend? Sure.
I promise I won't nack you if you promise not to bill me

I Promise.

Fear this bleeding gender.

Nothing. Its kinda immature though.

Jestin:
We should link up ?

I'm in uyo.

Jestin:

Only the tips nah . Send a pm

Ah ah.

Jennyclay:
I’m deeply in love with Kizz Daniel

Me too.

K33fK0zaRt:
hey Whats up? You're yet to reply my emails.
Hope u good?

Yes i am

liveyourlife007:


Lol. Abi na.
In my own view, In this age and Time, what is worse than being broke is not having Access to internet.

Yap.
True talk.

Tohsynetita1:
your pose I mean

Its an harmless pose na

Jestin:
Can i see that in private ? I just want to confirm something

Lol. Very funny. But nope.

Tohsynetita1:
look at how you dressed also.

How is the dressing? Its just a trouser and a polo.

Nahh,my left breast is bigger than the right breast.

liveyourlife007:


Thank God I have a smartphone.
I was thinking, shey I will not have anything from everything you listed ni.

Lol,why do i find this funny?
But at least u have something,good for you.

When u dnt have parent.. When u dnt have someone to advice u. When u dnt have anybody to talk to about your problem. When u dnt have a smart phone and someone to give u money.

SIMPonPatrol:


You mean with this your nyash you still no get guy?

Guys wey i dey meet just wan knanck.

SIMPonPatrol:


You mean with this your nyash you still no get guy?

Guys wey i dey meet just wan knanck.

Iyanuoluwa007:

Why you no get guy?

I never see guy na. And all the guy wey i meet just want knack.

People like us wey no get guy nko? People like us wey no get guy nko?

Hi nairalanders,please recommend a good phone for me,my budget is 50k-60k.
Thank you.
nlpfmod please push it to front page for me.

[quote author=K33fK0zaRt post=126298523] heh. Hello...Fine geh.. where you been..I don already make my mind to go Antarctica go find u since I don cover everywhere else. Ehen.. what's your schedule like? When are you usually free?


Why are you this funny?
,,

K33fK0zaRt:
I no vex jare just pulling your legs. Shey you still busy? Perhaps you fit take this guy out? Make we arrange picnic talk about how many mansion we go build together, and how many babies we go make?

Sure,when do u want us to meet?
Lol.

Davnews1:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67030073.amp

Wahala for people that have parents. Mtchewwwww. Sha,good for them,bad for me who dnt have.

K33fK0zaRt:
hmmmm abi? You left me stranded since. You forgot that it was raining. See how drenched I am now na one full cow you go kill for me.

Lol,abeg no do make i laugh,,,,i no get strength.
Sha,no vex.ve been busy.