lexyclasy:
Nice back view. plz complete the front view.

Cooolme:
My final exams were just released, and I just confirmed my CGPA, you may be thinking why I am excited over it even though it's not first class but let me explain briefly.
Starting school at a young age, I had a tough time taking my studies seriously. I didn't pay much attention to my notes. This carried on into secondary school, where my grades were just average. I managed to score 188 in JAMB, 230 in my POST UTME, got 1b, and C's in my NECO, which I used to process my admission cos my school WAEC was withheld, and I didn't bother to retake it.
I was only 15 when I started university, a friend's candid portrayal of university life had prepared me for what lay ahead, or so I thought.
My first challenge was my roommate, a very unserious fellow. His mockery of my attempts to establish disciplined study habits took its toll on me, leading to a particularly trying semester during which I had 3 carry-overs, my worst ever.
Before the next semester began, I talked to my family about changing my lodge. They advised me to stay where I was until my second year, but deep down, I knew it wasn't right for me. So, I had to hustle up cash and with the help of my beloved aunt (RIP Ma'am) I was able to rent my own space, the best and most expensive lodge around school as at that time…
This time I will be staying alone till further notice, the GP hustle began. I would read and read, only me, as I never liked group reading or night class stuff. I began to excel academically, was a thing of joy, the last time I felt that brilliant was during my Junior secondary school days.
While I was improving my grades, I also needed to earn money. My family's support decreased because my dad was sick. So, I had to balance between learning skills for financial independence and keeping up with my studies. It wasn't easy, and I missed classes sometimes, but I kept trying. Eventually, things got better, and I was even able to buy a car last year.
But life threw a big challenge at me during the first semester of my final year, my dad passed away. I had to handle a lot of responsibilities as the first son, and to make things tougher, my uncles scheduled the burial a few days before my exams. I was sick during the exams, but I pushed through and did my best.
And now, the results are out, and I did really well. I've overcome this phase of my life, and I'm so grateful. It's not just about the grades; it's about the journey of going from struggling to succeeding. Thank God for guiding me through it all.
BSc Computer science in the bag, GOD DID!

BoboNogoDie:
ABSOLUTELY!

ONLY IF SHE TICKS ALL THE FOLLOWING:

1) She must be beautiful and presentable.
Very important

2) She must be a virgin.
This is the most important. I MUST KNOW YOUR BODYCOUNT! If you're not a virgin, then there's absolutely nothing you'd tell me about your sexual past that I'll believe. TOTŌ NO GET METER ...
Having multiple ex and bodycount have the effect of making girls DAMAGED AND BROKEN, there by turning them into very selfish and wicked DEMONS.
THE TENDENCY OF THEM BEING A CHEAT IS ALSO VERY HIGH IF THEY HAVE HIGH BODYCOUNT (+2) ALREADY...

The sexual history of a girls tells a lot about her personality.
A girl brought up by responsible parents can never be a SLÚT or whórë.
Someone with high-good level of moral can not just be spreading legs for whoever comes her way.
Virginity is the greatest and the most valuable gift a girl can give to any man.
You can give multiple men your love, children, marriage etc, but you can only give one man your virginity.
If you don't think such gift is worth keeping for someone very special and someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, then I can never consider you as someone with good morals and someone that have sense.


3) She must not be an illiterate. Meaning that she has to have some level of education and must have SENSE!

4) She must come from a good home and family.
I can not be married to someone who has psychopaths in her family. This will require to do good digging and enquiries about her family.

5) She must be willing and comfortable with marrying me.

6) SHE MUST BE READY TO BE SUBMISSIVE, COOPERATIVE AND AGREEABLE.

7) SHE MUST BE GOD-FEARING AND QUITE RELIGIOUS.


THAT'S ALL.

beejay85:
Bros burnt offering go still day? Now wey petrol be 620 per litre

DesChyko:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/amaechina-16-scores-nine-a1s-in-2023-wassce/

FutureIsFemale:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvz2ZCGIrbJ

adenigga:


Source: https:///Petrol-Price-May-Jump-To-N750-Per-Litre-IPMAN

kiddkash:
Ordinary shege, you are complaining. You never taste banza or Dankpuruba

MatrixReloaded:
Nurse found d£ad with her womb mi§§ing after attending a night club in Oyo

A young nurse, identified as Omoniyi Boluwatife, has been found d£ad with her womb r#pped off in Ibadan, Oyo State

post=125029847:
A 15-Year-Old Boy, Ekene Dike, who was reported missing in Rivers State has been found dead, Reports.

The Teenager, who lived in Mile 2, Diobu, Port Harcourt, was reported missing to the police by his parents on August 7, 2023.

A Boat driver found his corpse floating in a river around Mgbuodohia village in Rumuolumeni community, Obio-Akpor Local Government Area of the state.

Spokesperson of the State Police Command, SP Grace Iringe-Koko, who confirmed the incident, said the remains of the boy have been buried by his parents.

See Photo And Reactions As Obtained By Below:

zik4ever:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/jambs-top-performer-kamsiyochukwu-gets-8-as-1-b-in-waec/

rainmoredays:

Next time write:
I just got married and I am sleeping around

Rubyjade:
Eyah so sorry about that

jmoore:

https://punchng.com/police-arrest-photographer-with-human-part-in-ondo/

Barrywilly:
The man died a long time ago when his wife and strong pillar, Pastor Bimbo Odukoya died in that plane crash in PH. To compound his woes, he lost the wife he married after Bimbo to cancer and shortly thereafter again, he lost his twin sister, Kehinde. All these must have been too much for him to bear. Rest on beloved. A Gallant God's General. You have fought a good fight. Rest on.

Agidipie:
A Twitter user @ozor_cc narrates the story of a 17 year old who got a job to clean a female toilet.

@ozor_cc



https://twitter.com/ozor_cc/status/1688894285683240961?t=gv8KeUQ-R0IG8oUt391cZQ&s=19

Bvlgari:
2 groups of masquerades seen fighting dirty over an undisclosed issue

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvjYbqFsVcY/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d2kyZrHbLg

Makivibez01:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-mob-beats-lagos-policeman-to-stupor-for-pushing-man-crushed-by-brt/%3famp

ceejay80s:

It's like u are new on nairaland,
This one wey u quote me without reply

ceejay80s:
Fall sick at ur own risk

ceejay80s:
Fall sick at ur own risk

chisomkachy:
India-bound ‘couple’ excretes 184 wraps of cocaine, woman hides drug in private part

As NDLEA intercepts heroin, meth consignments concealed in beads, soap bars, MP3 player going to New Zealand, Greece, Hong Kong



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvmf08OMknt/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Wilpraise55:
your story aniehe eba.