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Travel / Re: Japa: Nigerians Abroad Sent Over ₦‎1.5 Trillion To Their Families Back Home by zoeymikey(f): 9:04pm On Sep 27, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Where do you hail from...? Are you an undergraduate or graduate?
I'm from akwa ibom and i'm currently a student and an apprentice.
Travel / Re: Japa: Nigerians Abroad Sent Over ₦‎1.5 Trillion To Their Families Back Home by zoeymikey(f): 7:22pm On Sep 27, 2023
APOPTOSIS:

Why didn't you get yours..?
Okay send me your account details
Which state do you hail from, at least make I know if you be my sister since na siblings wire transfer?
What of me?
Family / Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by zoeymikey(f): 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2023
Deerahone:
Me: I was just desperate to get married. You know what?


It ended in disaster after 2 years
Chai.
Eyaaah...sorry..
Family / Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by zoeymikey(f): 7:00pm On Sep 27, 2023
tunjijones:
She is very organized, homely and very neat. She get good dress sense and she speaks very good English. Make I no lie na wetin first attract me to her be that. The way she speaks.

Though she sturbon well well. But I bin tell her papa make them leave that sturbonness part for me to handle.

After 3 yrs into the marriage, she sef couple herself cos I let her know say her sturbonness dey learn work for where my own dey.

Generally she is a good person though she is with her flaws and I have mine too. But we are happy together trying to get more value from the relationship every day.

I don even forget, she is a Great cook too. Na only me be the married man whey dey bring food come work and my colleague dey always praise her cooking. Make I no lie, he dey make my head swell sometimes.
Awwwwn.
Family / Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by zoeymikey(f): 6:59pm On Sep 27, 2023
Sunnyrado:
I am looking for wife to marry...a serious minded woman for marriage
Come and marry me,i am serious minded.
Romance / Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by zoeymikey(f): 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2023
Pictures or i don't believe it.
But anyways,i look older than my age,,,,people do think i'm in my mid twenties and i like it though cos of the respect i get though.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by zoeymikey(f): 7:04am On Sep 27, 2023
Omoawoke2:

Are you circumcised? Any girl that does not like sxe is a witch
Lol. I'm not a witch. Can't stop laughing.
Family / Re: My Mum Is Unconsolable One Month After by zoeymikey(f): 7:03am On Sep 27, 2023
Omoawoke2:
dm
How should i do that?
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by zoeymikey(f): 11:34pm On Sep 26, 2023
PaulOtl:

Hey...I like your down-to-earth comment to that guy.
Thanks for not having pride or ego.
You seem cheerful. cheesy

Wait...Was it not you I started following this morning...yes, it is you...I remembered the moniker smiley cheesy
You're simple and just yourself, so far. That's if you're really a female and you're actually keeping it real and not faking it. smiley
I hope you end up with a good guy that you'll fall in love with.
Awwwwwwnnnnn.
First of i'm a lady,,,,thanks for the sweet comment.
Am blushing pink.
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by zoeymikey(f): 11:13pm On Sep 26, 2023
Adeyinka90:
Am a guy who don't Iike sex..I might not even ask for sex from you for a whole year dating you
Come and date me oo.
We're compatible.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by zoeymikey(f): 10:53pm On Sep 26, 2023
Make una date me oo. I'm single and ready to mingle. I'm a cool headed baby.
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by zoeymikey(f): 10:51pm On Sep 26, 2023
Ekundayokan:
what are the disadvantages of dating you?
Education / Re: 15-Year-Old Kenyan Student Commits Suicide In Classroom, Leaves Suicide Note by zoeymikey(f): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2023
So sad. Rip. At least you would have opened up to somebody na.
Education / Re: 15-Year-Old Kenyan Student Commits Suicide In Classroom, Leaves Suicide Note by zoeymikey(f): 11:34am On Sep 26, 2023
Romance / Re: How Did Your Weekend Go by zoeymikey(f): 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2023
Godsongang:
Indoor althrough the weekend while playing sportybet and thank goodness I was able to make 725k from aviator and another 140k from normal bet.

Happy new week and goodluck
Senior man,show me love na.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by zoeymikey(f): 10:05am On Sep 25, 2023
zoeymikey:
Please help me,i would be forever grateful.
2185960739
uba bank.
i'm a student and am also learning how to sew.
help an orphan.
thank you and God will bless you.

2185960739
uba bank.
mercy mike
please help me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by zoeymikey(f): 9:55am On Sep 25, 2023
Please help me,i would be forever grateful. 2185960739 uba bank. i'm a student and am also learning how to sew. help an orphan. thank you and God will bless you.
Politics / Re: Wike Revokes 22 Allocations, Gives 3-month Grace To 21 Embassies, 168 Others by zoeymikey(f): 9:49pm On Sep 24, 2023
I dnt understand,who fit help me explain.

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Family / Re: What’s Bothering You by zoeymikey(f): 1:32pm On Sep 24, 2023
I need a sewing machine. I need a smart phone as i am using a button phone. I need money to get lens as the other one has expired and my eyes are bad. Lastly,i need good food.

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Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by zoeymikey(f): 9:04am On Sep 24, 2023
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I experience same whenever i take milk,beverages and sugar and also eat beans and mine comes with severe tummy bite,so i just avoid them.
Its been up to 7 years now since i stopped.
Romance / Re: Benefits Of Being Single by zoeymikey(f): 10:06pm On Sep 23, 2023
Anonymoususher:
See ehhh for me personally at this stage of my life I don't think there is any benefit for me being single.

I'm 31yrs old and my life cycle is only work, church and house. Most times weekend I just find reasons to go to work so that I don't feel bored.

I have friends who are married so it shrinks my cycle because they spend more time with their family.

My case is even worse because I don't even go out, I neither drink, club or even go anywhere.

It's just me moving from room to parlour like that all day.

I crave for a family, I am sick and tired of being a bachelor, I want to see my kids like e dey hungry me.

I have been single for too long and see no benefit of being single anymore.
I'm single and ready to mingle.
Romance / Re: I Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by zoeymikey(f): 5:31pm On Sep 22, 2023
zoeymikey:
How will you invest it? Would invest it in my stomach,thank you. Make i drop aza?
2185960739 uba thanks, God bless you.
Romance / Re: I Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by zoeymikey(f): 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2023
How will you invest it? Would invest it in my stomach,thank you. Make i drop aza?
Family / Re: How's Your Relationship With Your Parent by zoeymikey(f): 2:20pm On Sep 22, 2023
Wahala for people wey get parents. Well,i lost mom 2013 and dad 2014. so no relationship
Health / Re: Adebola Akin-Bright: Lagos Boy With Missing Intestine Dead by zoeymikey(f): 11:54am On Sep 20, 2023

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Career / Re: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by zoeymikey(f): 12:01pm On Sep 19, 2023
Natbrowny:
I aint gonna lie.
If i see that kinda money.
My conscience flies off and God will be proud of Me.
I'm human
Aswr bro.
Family / Re: Never Allow Your Wife To Pay Rent. by zoeymikey(f): 10:30am On Sep 17, 2023
Chai. Sorry. Hmmmmn.
Family / Re: Why I Killed My Wife: The Sad Story Behind The Hassan Adeyemo’s Florida Tragedy by zoeymikey(f): 9:36pm On Sep 05, 2023
T'was a mistake.
Family / Re: Why I Killed My Wife: The Sad Story Behind The Hassan Adeyemo’s Florida Tragedy by zoeymikey(f): 5:29pm On Sep 05, 2023
cococandy:
So he refused to better himself? Killed the family breadwinner and lived to tarnish her image with this lopsided story?

Braiding hair is not a woman-only skill (just an example btw). There are so so many skills he could have learned that bring in a lot of money. He stuck with the unimaginative approach and resented her for doing well.

She’s dead so this account of what happened is strictly his. Color me unconvinced
shut up jare

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Nairaland / General / Re: At What Point Do You Complain Of Being Broke? by zoeymikey(f): 6:53am On Sep 05, 2023
Frezhkid10:

But you never die nah..that means you get more than 3k for acct
I no get oooo
You fit help me na??

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