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Ehwo! OpGod go bless u for this oo. I am a culprit of this post infact I'm number one ,I take the first position . My eyes are begining to have this very effect u outlined ,blurry sight ,and atimes calling an alphabet for another .

This man is planning to go into politics after his football career ends . I can that from there wedding pic . The lady will be musa first lady .

Thank God is not a business man like the likes of emenike ,odion ighalo and the rest . He's shown some level of improvement in his games abroad . I pray come next season he will be spot on by bigger clubs in Europe . Btw ,dude doesn't look fresh ,is he not enjoying his football money ?

Really now I understand the biblical saying "hell has no fury like a woman scorn " I fear woman but I no run

Someone please tell me the eyo festival is still on ooo. Bcause all three looks like the popular eyo masqurade

Ritualist right now ,will b like "ahh! Owo re "

kowema:
Uriel la haut!
She got good dress sense.
Debbie rise is stepping up

I was gonna say that too ,Debbie is now matured in her dress sense ,though still not there yet.

Long live the wheelbarrow governor

Is the animal a type of breed named after the country Nigeria or own by a Nigerian ? "Cause dis one mess for my mouth come put salt oo" police dey find nigerian dwarf goat ke, a ko gbo eleyi ri. Olopa eyinbo ti ba Ori alawo dudu wa ewuru re .

Hope u won't come and cry later that Uber driver stole ur bag at ur first time in nija.

freddymanny49:
Hello NL,

I don fumble men. Some lady came over to my place to sleep over. As usual things went down that i couldn't help but release my sperm in this young lady. I bought her contraceptive pills to use but it turns out that she didn't use them. Now she called me to tell me that she hasn't seen her period for days now and i banged this chick first Friday of this month.

I am so confused because I have a girl I want to marry and i am truly in love with this girl i want to. My world is crashing because of a stupid choice i just made by sleeping with an ex without a condom. Now she wants
to keep the baby which I am cool with. My concern is that her people will force me to marry her. I cant marry a woman that i am not in love with.

What do i do? What do i do? I don't want to be forced into marriage because of circumstance.

This chick forced herself on me to sleep with her and i was drunk and under influence of hard drugs when this happened.

Now I am rambling and rambling because I don't genuinely love this girl. She is someone i am not even proud to show the world. The girl i want to marry comes from an affluent background just like i do. How do i handle this?

marry her ,who knows God can open the door of blessings for you through her

Set the ball rolling ,GCM . And the culprits should be made to face two life sentences for first degree premeditated murder .

May u find healing in Jesus name . So pathetic !

Suvh a touching story

id911:
I'm very confused. I don't know what to do but I need advice from nairalanders, serious one on how to navigate safely through this stormy waters.

I'm in my early thirties, unfortunately not working at the moment but still searching and believing I'll get one soon. I had an accommodation problem and someone who is like an aunt offered I stay in her house until I can sort myself out. I didn't have any other alternative still don't have at the moment so agreed and moved in due to my situation. She's a close family friend. Her mom was my late mom's best friend.

She's married with two kids and her husband is a state agent; he works with one of the Federal Security Agencies. Please I don't want to be specific. The husband is far way from us here in Lagos and comes home once in a while so it's always two of us especially when the kids have gone to school.

She wants me to sleep with her and has been disturbing a hell out of me. I've tried to let her know why this isn't possible since she's married but it's like I'm talking to a stone. She practically naked herself recently and held unto me but I used an extremely diplomatic tone and much pleading before she could let go of me. But she told me I must look for her soon; don't know what that means.

I never have a thought of sleeping with any married woman because I don't just think It's a right thing
to do. Me self wey no gukuma get time for single ladies na married woman come dey disturb person. Me don tire for this kind thing o

. Pls assist, i no dey come romance section often but i need more people to advice me pls

@op are u a gay ? Since u said u don't av time for single lady. If u are a born again xtian ,is quite understandable . So am thinking otherwise !

slimpoppa:
where on earth is Corsica?

it's an island in the south of Italy but was colonised by the French . It seems one of the island near the Mediterranean Sea

They do there's not pronounce like down south . They engage in under -G cult activities. What about the nasarawa onduman cult group ? Or u av forgotten ?

bikerboy1:
what he was running away from in Nigeria, still caught him in the US. You can run but you can't hide. It's only His Grace that is keeping us. What a life!!!

RIP MAN.

they must have gotten an ied planted in your brain ,to spew this sickening post from your mind . Wonder if they force some people under duress to type and post on nairaland . Mayb lala can solve this puzzle .

Among the above listed point I think k I only agree with point 16

DLuciano:
kudos to the police authority for taking such a disciplinary step

no kudos to gov obaseki and his govrmnt . This would av gone under the carpet as usual if the govmnt of the day had turned the eye other way .

Wow! Just got your msg now . I av not checked my post for so long . I will contact u thru whatspp.

Some Kaduna women wicked oo chai ! See maiming !

I called the guy he's a Nigerian oo . The guy said it was not true that she wants to taint his image . Hmm wahala dey oo

This guy must be a rapist

Go to the nearest Dss close to u,report them and let Dem tracked through there mobile network provider

Ojabe:
VANGUARD report stated that, A Nigerian, identified as Eneh Wilfried Amobi, has been arrested in India for allegedly possessing cocaine worth $1.4m at a suburban railway station in Mumbai.

Hindustan Times, an Indian Newspaper, said a team from the Narcotics Control Bureau (NCB) caught him after a tip-off by a ticket checker.


Read Details : http://www.ojabeblog.com/2017/05/nigerian-amobi-with-cocaine-worth-14m.html

I don't believe this fake story . A story posted without a pic of the alleged crime is to tanish the image of this country further more. I don't believe and or trust any of this bloggers. Let the thunder fire of God strike whoever quotes me in a bad light . But whoever supports what I av posted God lift him / her up high .

Abortions:
OK I LUV HER SO MUCH LIKE KILODE SHE'S D BEST DeMON IN BED buH SHE haS A MAN's VOICE..THE fIRST tYm WE MET SHE WAS TALKIN 2 MY NEIGHBOUR N My NEIGHBOUR MAMa CHiKA WAS LIKE "TOPE U HAVe TURNEd INTO a QUEeN,SEE UR ASSETs,OMOYE FINE KPA". N SHE WAS LAUGHiN WITH DAH BIG VOICE "HEHEHAHA" WEN I HEard HER VOICE I WAS LIKE y WUD MAMA CHIKA B CALLIN A mAN WITH DAh BIG VOICE A QUEEN? SO I RUSHED OUT 2 SEE D mAN MaMA CHIKA WAS CALLIN A QUEeN ONLY 2 SEE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN BY NAME TOPE..SHE's A QUEEn OF BEAUTY NO DOUBT I FELL 4 HER INStaNTLY LIKE AN OVER-RiPE MANGO FRUIT FROm A TrEE d MOMENT I SAW..FASTFORWARD AM THINKIN OF MARRYIN HER NW BuH IT's LIKE HER BIG MANLY VOICE INTENSIFIES EVRY BLESSED HOUR N IT's a BIG PROBLEM 4 ME NW..aNYTYM WE ABOUT 2 DO DAH LUV MAKIN ON mY BED N SHE's MOANiN I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AM SLEEPIN WITH A MAN, cOS HER MOANS ARE JST LIKE fUTURE's(THE AMERICAN MUSICiAN)VOiCE..ANYTYM We ARE MAKIN OUT I ALWAYs FEEL LIKe AM DOiN GAY COS I aLWAYS FEEL LiKE AM DOiN IT wiTH A MAN..I NEED HELP IS THERE ANYTHIN I COULD DO DAH WIL REDUCE THE THICKNESS OF HER VOICE?...is THERE ANY SURGERY 2 BE DONE??is THERE ANYthiN AT ALL 2 SOLVE HER VOiCE??..I DUNNO JST KNW Wah 2 DO PLZ U GUYS SHOULD SUGGEST SOMTHIN 4 ME COS I DNt WANNa LOSE HER bUH WITH DAH KiNDA VOICE I MAY LOSE hER I CAN'T STAND DAT..I SO FEEL BAD RYT NW..I HAVE A BIG VOICE N MY WIFE's VOICE CAn'T BE THE SAME COS OUR CHILDREN GO WORSE..AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NO jOKEs BUH IF U DNT HAVE ANY CONTRIBUTIONS U CAN BASH ME NO P,BUH GOD KNWS AM SERIOUS..
LALA FP PLS THIS IS A SeRIOUS MATTER I REALLY NEED HELP AM DEVASTATED!

u obviously​ don't av a point . She can be 100% perfect . That s her inadequacy . In as much as your children which is the end product from her will look beautiful and handsome and she's well mannered then don't bother about her voice . Don't u know some ladies tend to av there voice changed after given birth ? U want her to have osoyin voice after given birth ? No way she's good to go guy follow ur dream , if her bhaviour is okay .

Abortions:
OK I LUV HER SO MUCH LIKE KILODE SHE'S D BEST DeMON IN BED buH SHE haS A MAN's VOICE..THE fIRST tYm WE MET SHE WAS TALKIN 2 MY NEIGHBOUR N My NEIGHBOUR MAMa CHiKA WAS LIKE "TOPE U HAVe TURNEd INTO a QUEeN,SEE UR ASSETs,OMOYE FINE KPA". N SHE WAS LAUGHiN WITH DAH BIG VOICE "HEHEHAHA" WEN I HEard HER VOICE I WAS LIKE y WUD MAMA CHIKA B CALLIN A mAN WITH DAh BIG VOICE A QUEEN? SO I RUSHED OUT 2 SEE D mAN MaMA CHIKA WAS CALLIN A QUEeN ONLY 2 SEE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN BY NAME TOPE..SHE's A QUEEn OF BEAUTY NO DOUBT I FELL 4 HER INStaNTLY LIKE AN OVER-RiPE MANGO FRUIT FROm A TrEE d MOMENT I SAW..FASTFORWARD AM THINKIN OF MARRYIN HER NW BuH IT's LIKE HER BIG MANLY VOICE INTENSIFIES EVRY BLESSED HOUR N IT's a BIG PROBLEM 4 ME NW..aNYTYM WE ABOUT 2 DO DAH LUV MAKIN ON mY BED N SHE's MOANiN I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AM SLEEPIN WITH A MAN, cOS HER MOANS ARE JST LIKE fUTURE's(THE AMERICAN MUSICiAN)VOiCE..ANYTYM We ARE MAKIN OUT I ALWAYs FEEL LIKe AM DOiN GAY COS I aLWAYS FEEL LiKE AM DOiN IT wiTH A MAN..I NEED HELP IS THERE ANYTHIN I COULD DO DAH WIL REDUCE THE THICKNESS OF HER VOICE?...is THERE ANY SURGERY 2 BE DONE??is THERE ANYthiN AT ALL 2 SOLVE HER VOiCE??..I DUNNO JST KNW Wah 2 DO PLZ U GUYS SHOULD SUGGEST SOMTHIN 4 ME COS I DNt WANNa LOSE HER bUH WITH DAH KiNDA VOICE I MAY LOSE hER I CAN'T STAND DAT..I SO FEEL BAD RYT NW..I HAVE A BIG VOICE N MY WIFE's VOICE CAn'T BE THE SAME COS OUR CHILDREN GO WORSE..AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NO jOKEs BUH IF U DNT HAVE ANY CONTRIBUTIONS U CAN BASH ME NO P,BUH GOD KNWS AM SERIOUS..
LALA FP PLS THIS IS A SeRIOUS MATTER I REALLY NEED HELP AM DEVASTATED!

u obviously​ don't av a point . She cant be 100% perfect . That s her inadequacy . In as much as your children which is the end product from her will look beautiful and handsome and she's well mannered then don't bother about her voice . Don't u know some ladies tend to av there voice changed after given birth ? U want her to have osoyin voice after given birth ? No way she's good to go guy follow ur dream , if her bhaviour is okay .

That man is an animal

Wow ! No wonder crime rate in that country is overwhelming.

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The lanky showbiz promoter continues to wane in the general cell of Ikoyi prisons where he has taken residence. Family and friends of Egbegbe have not been able to secure his bail." Lols very funny taken residence indeed . Wow!