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Politics › Re: Lagos PDP Asks Court To Kick Out Sanwo-olu, APC Candidates by ZombieSlayer1: 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2022
BATified2023:
We are patiently waiting for u igbos to lose n try to scatter anything

U people will think it’s like your usual Biafra or death madness or your ipob wing that u are calling unknown gunmen when soludo made it clear they are igbos
This guy, are you insane or what? Why can't you keep Igbo out of your latrine of a mouth? Anyone who doesn't support your party of thieves and demons is automatically Igbo, abi?
Young man, be careful!
Politics › Re: Lagos PDP Asks Court To Kick Out Sanwo-olu, APC Candidates by ZombieSlayer1: 7:45pm On Nov 11, 2022
Corporate2020:
Good. This is how mental illness starts. So this is how PDP plan to take over Lagos.

Tinubu controls Lagos Judiciary, Tinubu's boy is also the current Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, which judge go come remove Tinubu's boy? Maybe International Court of Justice in Switzerland.

Tinubu is the god of Politics.
And you think it's a good thing that a man whose tenure ended more than 8years ago still has his grubby fingers on everything concerning a state? Same man you want to impose on the entire country?
God Forbid!
Politics › Re: Court Sacks Senator Emmanuel Bwacha For Defecting to APC by ZombieSlayer1: 7:39pm On Nov 11, 2022
seunjungle1:
I thought you people said e sure for you die...why begging nairalanders to vote for your candidate? Dey your own make I dey my own no cause quarrel oo.

On Asiwaju mandate me stand gidigba, eru o bodo ta wa...winning is sure Insha'Allah + In Jesus name...lemme hear you say amen#Amen#
If not for tribalism, would you support Tinubu? Be honest to yourself.
If this was a contest for the president of Yorubaland with Tinubu and Osibanjo on the ballot, would you vote TInubu?

oya go ahead and lie to yourself so your conscience will judge you, that's if you even have a consciense
Politics › Re: Court Sacks Senator Emmanuel Bwacha For Defecting to APC by ZombieSlayer1: 7:37pm On Nov 11, 2022
sammychimex:
Very confusing judgement. why conduct a fresh election when it is the party that actually wins an election not individuals.
I thought it should be the party that would produce another candidate to occupy the vacated seat.
It's the individual who is the senator, not the party
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 7:33pm On Nov 11, 2022
OkoRemi2023:
shut the fúck up asshole, Tinubu is your next President deal with it


that tiny forming saint idiot will only govern your unprogressive region
February isn't far, get ready to drink sniper
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Christy O Acquires A G-wagon Worth ₦100m by ZombieSlayer1: 4:01pm On Nov 11, 2022
Generalwoodz:
Do you want to have a pussy?

In a dream I saw one-time biggest and most successful Ashana/olosho/Ashawo of the planet Earth, Cleopatra and she asked me the aforementioned question.

I call her successful because she seduced and bleeped the almighty Julius Ceasar...

Ladies and gentlemen, in that dream I wanted to answer: "give me a giant dick instead" but on a second thought I decided to go with the pussy.

In a heartbeat..

A gold plated pussy was fixed in after my Dick disappeared by the wave of a wand.

Without wastage of time, I became a harlot, LovePeddler/ prostitute and had all powerful men in history worshipping my pussy.

Musa Mensa was there. King Solomon was there. Did I say was there? I mean they fucke.d my pussy.

I also had something going on with Lord Lugar and King Edwards...

After all said and done, I bought half of the Earth and made men be my slave for life.


The power of pussy can get you 100 range Rovers if you fúck the right people.
Fact, at the bolded
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 3:57pm On Nov 11, 2022
OkoRemi2023:
keep your epistle gibberish to yourself, Tinubu is your next President


Peter obi didn't give Anambra any hope of future, so how will he give other non igbo Nigerians?


you dummies can only fool yourself
I asked you not to insult me but you did. Well, I wouldn't blame you.....there's a saying that one can only give what one has, you're a brain-dead imp and so you can only regurgitate gibberish, just like your druglord candidate.
Daft people like you are the reason this country is, and will always remain a shithole. Since you love emilokan so much, why don't you make him president of your region instead of looking to foist him on long-suffering Nigerians? Are you guys stupid or something? Why are you so blinded by tribalism that you can't think for yourselves? The exact same scenario that happened which brought the disastrous Buhari government is playing out before your very eyes but you're too blinded by tribal sentiments to know. How incredibly foolish are you? Do you think at all?

Also, It's terrible disgusting how all the achievements of other governors are attributed to TInubu, which means other governors went there to play, abi?
If Tinubu was contesting for president of Yoruba land against other candidates like OSibanjo, would you vote him knowing he's old and can't handle the rogours that come with that position? I'm 100% sure you wont, but you're rooting for him because he's from your tribe.
Hopeless urchin. Tinubu will be president of Iragbiji, and not president of Nigeria and if you're not happy with that, go and jump off third mainland bridge
Crime › Re: Delta Native Doctor Deals With 2 Teenagers Who Came For Money Rituals (Video) by ZombieSlayer1: 3:50pm On Nov 11, 2022
obayemi204:
I was actually motivated to count the number of knocks his friend gave him, 178 in total. Just from his friend o. I didn't count the native doctor's o.
hahahahahahah..guy u no well o cheesy
Crime › Re: Delta Native Doctor Deals With 2 Teenagers Who Came For Money Rituals (Video) by ZombieSlayer1: 3:37pm On Nov 11, 2022
Creamypie:
Y are there still many broke native doctors?
Ever wondered why no native doctor will ever do blood money for themselves or their kids but instead they'll do for others and ask them to send money?
If all these foolish boys doing blood money will ponder on this, you'll know these native docs aren't foolish
Crime › Re: Delta Native Doctor Deals With 2 Teenagers Who Came For Money Rituals (Video) by ZombieSlayer1: 3:33pm On Nov 11, 2022
Ebukacute:
That skull is gone... I can only imagine the pains that boy will be passing through...he suppose barb make breeze fit dey blow his skull but the big question now is,how he wan take barb sef grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahahahahahahahah
Business › Re: $1 Back To ₦‎690 At Black Market by ZombieSlayer1: 8:50am On Nov 11, 2022
JoshTim:
Ibos won't be happy.....they want everything to spoil to sell their Messiah OBI to us. We tell them Kolewerk
you're extremely foolish but I understand though, you can't stay 25 minutes without mentioning the great Igbo tribe
Politics › Re: Keyamo: 10 Accounts Linked To Tinubu In US, $460,000 Deducted As Tax by ZombieSlayer1: 5:18am On Nov 11, 2022
maasoap:
Secret accounts in Panama are for thieves grin grin grin. Not your everyday international bank accounts for clean individuals. Go learn
That's a big lie. People keep funds in Panama because they don't get to pay tax on the money. Also, the restrictions existing on inflows and outflows on bank accounts in other countries are very minimal in Panama.
Peter Obi's name was mentioned in the panama papers only for having a bank account in the tax haven,

Tinubu's name was mentioned several times for moving public funds and establishing companies in the same tax havens, but you guys will keep sylishly avoiding to mention his name.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/202000-panamapapers-tinubu-operated-12-shell-companies-tax-havens.html
https://punchng.com/panamapapers-12-offshore-companies-linked-to-tinubus-nephew/
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by ZombieSlayer1: 9:50pm On Nov 10, 2022
LagosEmir:
It's obvious Buhari will be neutral in this election

Obi stands a very good chance with this Buhari declaration
Despite what urchins will try to make us think, it was and has always been very obvious that Buhari's preferred candidate was Osibanjo and not Tinubu but Tinubu's dollars spoke louder.
I'm just ashamed how people are supporting a man who cheated his own brother
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by ZombieSlayer1: 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2022
Did Buhari just ask Nigerians to Vote Wisely? shocked
but....but....he should know "vote wisely" is like a curse to agbadorites grin


Nigerians, vote wisely ooo. Remember how they packaged Buhari and now you're the ones suffering it, the same man who packaged Buhari is now packaging himself oooo.....don't let them use your head, na you go suffer am
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 9:41pm On Nov 10, 2022
OkoRemi2023:
shut up! who should we vote for since peter obi is the only saint. why should Nigeria vote for someone his kinsmen were cursing during his 8yrs rule



you monkeys are just bunch of reta@rded
Go ahead and vote whichever candidate you want to, afterall there'll always be one urchin or another who will throw away common sense and vote based on tribe or religion. Isn't that why Nigeria has, and will remain a shithole?

Also, check my post, I didn't insult you, if you insult me anymore I'm going to unleash hell upon you and your entire generation.
Be guided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Who Abandoned School Jailed For Drugs Smuggling In Cyprus by ZombieSlayer1: 3:04pm On Nov 10, 2022
sonature1:
While Yoruba people travel out to further their education and get decent jobs, my people would rather hustle. How else does someone define hustle if not drugs, fraud and romance scam?

That's why the Yoruba guys get appointed and elected in governments around the world unlike Igbo boys who get involved in illicit businesses.

It's even so annoying that those fools know the consequences of their actions on themselves, family and country, yet they still get involved in it. This makes me wonder the kind of parents who raised these nonentities!
Yorubas = Internet Fraud and Skull Mining
Igbos = Drug Pushing
Edos = Prostitution and Yahoo+
Fulani = Alahu Ak Boom!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Who Abandoned School Jailed For Drugs Smuggling In Cyprus by ZombieSlayer1: 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2022
sonature1:
While Yoruba people travel out to further their education and get decent jobs, my people would rather hustle. How else does someone define hustle if not drugs, fraud and romance scam?

That's why the Yoruba guys get appointed and elected in governments around the world unlike Igbo boys who get involved in illicit businesses.

It's even so annoying that those fools know the consequences of their actions on themselves, family and country, yet they still get involved in it. This makes me wonder the kind of parents who raised these nonentities!
Yorubas rule internet fraud while the Igbos rule hard drugs
Family › Re: What Happens To The Babies Born In Baby Factories by ZombieSlayer1: 12:42pm On Nov 10, 2022
Two02:
What happens to the babies born in factories i.n the southern Part of the country are they sold abroad illegally for organ exporting
All those babies you see in baby factories are sold to women who are barren and in need of their own child. It's illegal because there are laid-down rules for these processes, but the way it's demonized in this country makes it seem like it's extremely terrible.
In advanced climes, it's called surrogacy
Family › Re: How Should I Punish My Brother For Doing This? by ZombieSlayer1: 12:31pm On Nov 10, 2022
DaddyCK:
Felicia ..can u repet yor story in 2 word please?(no oofencsse) angry
hahahhahah...una sabi frustrate pesin
Politics › Re: Keyamo: 10 Accounts Linked To Tinubu In US, $460,000 Deducted As Tax by ZombieSlayer1: 8:18am On Nov 10, 2022
TinubuDeDrugLor:
Vote for US government to review Tinubus drug case since he's denying it.
Vite through the link.

https://chng.it/LKg5Kt49
I signed
Politics › Re: Keyamo: 10 Accounts Linked To Tinubu In US, $460,000 Deducted As Tax by ZombieSlayer1: 8:14am On Nov 10, 2022
maasoap:
Stop wasting your energy, time and other resources chasing shadow. All these are fruitless exercises, it doesn't stop him from winning the election.
Obi that is winning on social media has several secret accounts in Panama as was revealed. Did that stop our "learned and educated" youths from portraying him as Saint and Messiah? grin grin grin
There's no law preventing an individual from owning an account in foreign countries so what's your point?
Politics › Re: Keyamo: 10 Accounts Linked To Tinubu In US, $460,000 Deducted As Tax by ZombieSlayer1: 8:12am On Nov 10, 2022
benardtotti:
Answer this question logically; have you ever heard of usa settling with a drug dealer or fraudster without the person being convicted even after recovering money ? If yes pls be kind enough to publish such here ,even hushpuppy still g0t convicted for 11 years even after restitution of 1.4m dollars, pls show us where tinubu served time for dealing drugs ?
3 sets of people usa don't negotiate with : terrorist, drug dealers and fraudsters.
US always hand light sentence to criminals if they can use them to get bigger criminals.

Have you ever heard of a plea bargain??
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Supporters At Peter Obi/Labor Party Rally In Benue by ZombieSlayer1: 7:54am On Nov 10, 2022
Scribx:
You people should downplay this crowd of a thing. If PO comes to my state today, I'm not going anywhere to see him, same with thousands of his supporters I know. Don't let APC/PDP make you buy into that narrative. Some people want to pay the price once by going out to vote for him on election day. Nothing excites many again in this country, especially since he's not paying kobo unlike his counterparts. The suffering is reseting more brains than his campaigns.
true talk. I'll never go to any rally but I'll vote who I want to vote for
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 7:50am On Nov 10, 2022
drewcee:
Na your pale go still suffer.
Hahahahahahhahahsahshahahah....my pale and male are currently on holiday in UK, I really doubt they're going to suffer in any way wink

You can go ahead to vote a stupid candidate though, you'll be the one to suffer
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 7:47am On Nov 10, 2022
OkoRemi2023:
so who should we vote for and why?
vote for anyone you want, but just think very carefully. If tribalism, religion or political sentiments are the factors that'll influence your choice of a candidate it's better you don't vote so your conscience will be clear of whatever calamity would've come from your choice of candidate
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by ZombieSlayer1: 6:38am On Nov 10, 2022
07kjb:
There is no Alien anywhere

They Should rather prepare them selves for rapture
have you heard of the Fermi paradox?
Business › Re: Food Union Employers To Relocate Factories Over Outrageous Excise Duty, Taxation by ZombieSlayer1: 8:33pm On Nov 09, 2022
Zorn:
No sir , that will create more unemployment na . Everything is not senseless and stupidity please.
Oh you're just knowing most of these people supporting these old thieves are brain-dead?
Lolz....
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 8:19pm On Nov 09, 2022
Ireportlive:
cool



That statement was totally uncalled for.... The stupid Zombidiots that were masturbating over the comments forgot that their VP is a Fulani man from Muritania

Yes many Normadic Mbororo Herdsmen are evil murderers, that doesn't mean all Fulani must be cancelled for the evil of few

Ortom knows how to get votes and win election using tribal sentiments and insecurity



.
Laslas you'll choke on this Labor part that is always flowing from your mouth. Instead of you to advertise your bad market you're busy drooling like the rabid dog that you are
Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by ZombieSlayer1: 8:09pm On Nov 09, 2022
The truth is that some people are taking this coming election as a đick-measuring contest; their tribe vs my tribe, which is the most foolish thing any right-thinking person should do at this crucial point in this country.
Even if your tribesman wins you wont be immune to bad government, go and ask people in Daura.

For your own good, leave tribalism. Those of you shouting Tinubu upandan know the man wont be able to perform due to old age but you're doing your best to foist him on everybody. Tinubu is content with just getting his name added to the list of Ngerian presidents, even if it means he's president for just 1 week. It's unlikely he'll complete his term if (God-forbid) he wins and Shettima will become president and we all know Shettima has links with Boko Haram.

In the end it's you, foolish urchin, who will suffer and maybe die for it. People were kidnapped on Lagos-Ibadan highway yesterday and it'll only get worse with Tinubu in power. You might be a victim some day.
Use your head
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi Donating Trucks To Anambra Fire Service During His Tenure by ZombieSlayer1: 5:23pm On Nov 09, 2022
LegendHero:
@the bolded, they fought for nothing. What did they achieve with their fight? Exterminating millions of their people and damaging the psyche of their offspring with induced hate and victim mentality syndrome.

My own Oyo ancestor expanded beyond present day Nigeria while your own are still twinning with apes in the bushes. That’s why we have a well defined history as Yorubas with culture that is very superior and intact up to this day.

Back to the topic, in Oyo state where I come from, chairmen and house of rep honorable are the one that donate transformers for the community.

Infact ordinary landlord association contribute to buy transformers.

Obi is a clown if donating transformers is what he wasted his time on while calling the media for fanfare. Soon you will show us a picture of him commissioning boreholes.
I just don't understand why you keep disgracing yourself here everyday. Is it that stupidity is inherent in your genes?
Politics › Re: 41,670 PDP Members Defect To APC In Kaduna by ZombieSlayer1: 3:50pm On Nov 09, 2022
alanto:
Coming from you that believe you have jew blood, you that believe Buhari is dead, you that believe Nnamdi Kanu is a savior, you that obi is brainwashing... Abeg go find your mate mention... You are polluting my mention
You're silly. Quote me anywhere where I said any of this rubbish you're saying. You say Obi is brainwashing me but you're supporting an ancient thief, do you now see you're daft?
Politics › Re: 41,670 PDP Members Defect To APC In Kaduna by ZombieSlayer1: 10:57am On Nov 09, 2022
alanto:
This is very good... 41,670 now add their loyal cousins, uncles, aunties, siblings, parents, friends and oh God...
See as Tinubu just dey stroll enter Aso Rock... Endorsements after endorsement, defections after defections
So you believed this nonsense without video or picture evidence? Well, urchins can believe anything as long as it stokes their ego

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