₦airaland Forum

While Lagos is launching Touting Squad almost every month .

God bless Anambra
God bless Ndigbo.

100smile:
10,500 naira?? Bro where u at?
Bail cheap for ur side o

You wan relocate to em side so you can be bailing yourself at a cheaper rate?

Hideaki:
Imagine two grown men fighting and no one could separate them


We're living amidst a bunch of cows

So, if you see two brothers fighting with cutlass, you'll go and separate them?

Seems you took an oath not to live long.

Xscape1993:
But sir, from all your explanation I can not figure out the issue of virginity here. I think it has to do with morals. Virginity has nothing to do with wrong disposition sir.

He's a simp. Virginity triggers them.

Propaganda against "virginity" is on the rise these days.

What do feminists and SIMPle men have against innocent and easy going virginity?

OP, please don't commit suicide, we still need you alive.

Just try and raise 2k, I get sure 10 odds for you make you use that one take hold body.

. approached the managing director and told him I accept the responsibility and ready to pay the prices

@bolded.
That's where you for end the talk.

Going further to say you're ready to pay shows you're truly not remorseful.

It also shows you're ready to make same or even higher mistakes as long as you'll pay.


If you're truly remorseful, you accept the responsibility and also promised never to repeat such again... not bragging you're ready to pay for it.


Well, as a Risk manager, I'll advise you start updating your CV...just incase.


May the force guard you.

I stand with Brother Idris

The reptile go don digest for your stomach by now.

This is not laptop na

If na Nigeria, they'll never resign!

They'll deny the video. They'll even say the videos are "doctored" or "nursed". Their APC e-soldiers(nairaland chapter) will write propaganda upon propaganda to refute the videos. The mods go carry their topic go front-page after receiving alert.

After few months, the minister and secretary win National merit award and they'll be conferred with MFR or OFR or OON.


*Let's use Gandollar as a case study.

illicit:
Verse 6

Thou shall call it's name Emmanuel or Ella

God be with u

🥴

Verse 7

God does not support fornication.

The child shall be called Olaniyi.

I wholeheartedly support the motion for a DNA test.

If talk say this Wunmi or whatever she calls herself is a faithful wife, she for don rush go like three hospitals... conduct the test, post the DNA test results and tag the hospitals on social media.

That way, she'll make a lot of money cos many people are waiting to start sending money for the child.

Her conscious is not clear, the reason she's scared and adamant on not conducting a test to ascertain the paternity of the boy.

Trust me, Sam Larry is not even the only one in contention of the paternity of that boy. Wunmi is a lekki hustler. Everyone knows this.

This Wunmi case should teach guys never to personalize or embezzle constituency projects.

I'm 99.794% certain OBO go lash this one before this October go finish.

That's one problem I have with older women, inferiority complex dey worry them. No one cares whether you primp yourself or not as no group of people have monopoly for looking good.

Young sweet virgin girls are not the reason you're not getting too much attention from men. Don't transfer your aggression on innocent sweet damsels.


God bless all young sweet virgin Nigerian girls.

Enemyofpeace:
Verse 3 says: Baby how can you be pregnant? Are you a small girl? how can you allow pregnancy to come in 🤷😒😒

Verse 4.

Baby, I don't know o. I'm even surprised cos I took water and salt after the last sex we had unprotected.

God1000:
Shooting for fun ke, that's how they kill innocent people and then call it accidental discharge

Check very well he was high on Chelsea dry gin and kolanut.

Nigerian police officers no dey joke with kai kai and kolanut.

ednut1:
There is no where in the world where Nigerian women are in demand or being praised. Why is that 🤣

No sane person demands for liabilities.

Biodun556:
I hope when that wotowoto table turns around you would cry foul.

Because another holocaust await Israel. Those who established Israel among the Muslims to forment trouble made terrible mistake

No table will turn again. After annihilating Hamas, Israel would burn and destroy the table.

The best you can do for your fellow terrorists is to take a flight to Palestine and help them clear rubbles.

Biodun556:
Israel is a US military base established to destabilize Arab and Muslim world

That's good.

I love that Israel and US are giving you guys wotowoto from all angles. It's orgasmic to my soul.

Two unserious political organisation!

Mr Otti never even spend up to 6 months for office, na second tenure come be PDP's major concern

Sunmolar:
You don't know if a serpent is hiding in the roof

You dey lay with serpent, you no fear, na innocent serpent wey dey for roof be your concern


Serpent in the roof is more friendly than the serpent laying on the bed with you.

RealDeola:
She must have use ur glory to japa..... Eyaah

What nonsense glory?
Glory wey no fit fetch him 36 billion dollars?

misreal:
Pls add pic to this thread and quote a mode.I want to hear peoples comment on how to deal with bedbugs.I hate that shit mehn

There's no remedy for bedbugs, don't let anyone tells you otherwise.

If you notice bedbugs in your foam, take the foam outside, burn it...save money and buy another one.

She said " the lucky man has won".

Such a demeaning sentence!


The man is lucky if she's a virgin. There's nothing about lucky getting married to a non virgin Nigerian girl!

BOSSkesh:
Oduduwa came from heaven and was the first man on earth

Oduduwa fit be Lucifer o

Iyanuoluwa007:
Look both pictures and tell which one I'm more comfortable in. The fact that I'm from a fitness background didn't help too. Coming from someone that used to rock 6 packs

Depression written all over my face when i was overweight. I no fit do pass 1 round that time. Trek to my bus stop, waist go dey pain me. Naah! I ain't cut out for that shi.

So, how many rounds you dey do now?

I've been fleeing from premarital sex and chasing a path of sexual purity.

Sounds strange for a female final year Nigerian student.

Most Nigerian girls in your position have got body counts skyrocketing rapidly.

Girls like Jennyclay, Magnoliaa, and Iyaebe know exactly what I'm talking about.

skj1377:
Get used to the heartbreak it's part of the learning curve. In my time I cried sef. Keep sending her love text messages every morning by 7am also at night by 10pm. Do this for like 30days. Don't call or flash . After 30days stop see if she will textback or flash. If she does not start sending her love messages till she calls you or your tired of her whichever comes first.

Let this be the last time you'll ever give someone a relationship advise here!

The joke is on him.