₦airaland Forum

EmiDon11:
i am only in love

Waste of love.

A lost soul.

God should please have mercy on this soul

Bahamas95:
Lol, I know. I don't want it to look as if am exaggerating. Let's just pity them and leave it like that. At least they will be feeling like saints when they see that figure.

There's nothing like exaggeration here. One girl in my area don lash about 15 guys for hood. Just around the hood and her count is 15. No jokes. She's a nurse. Very beautiful but with fish brain. She like gbola more than her life.

Bahamas95:
If a girl tells you her body count multiply that figure by 5, that's the actual figure.

You're being benevolent by multiplying only by 5.

If an average Nigerian girl tells you her body count is 5, just know it's way above 88. This gender from this continent hoe for a living. Even when they repent and embrace God, they still hoe religiously.

FatherBona:
Let invent glasses men could wear to detect a lady’s body count by looking at them

I'll be among the first 20 to get the glasses after invention. I don't mind selling all my family lands just to acquire the glasses.

God bless Umu chukwu.



My condolences to Umu Ekwensu.

Drunk commandant.

Elidrisy20:
These guys look like unknown men-Gun to me

Shut up...one of these guys can feed your entire generation!

Spibat fellowship Akwakuma, Owerri

I see Elder
I see Tallest
I see Deco
I see Chiefo

Men choke jaga jaga.

Nice one guys...

The earlier you realize no Nigerian girl worth all these stress, the better for your sanity.

. When your girlfriend accept a guy's proposal of taking her out on a date , what does it mean

It means you personalized our community project.

Sweetplum:
This isn't a customer but lover.
However, there are some jobs I can't do nor patronise.

No one cares what you can or can't do!

virginprincess:
Did you just say pained ,I was just correcting that silly mindset of yours.

Ok

One of the few courageous men on earth. God bless him abundantly.

virginprincess:
I'm very sure you didn't read what the op wrote before commenting,someone that can sell his family properties for sex can never be asexual.

So, why are you pained now? Is it your Asexual?

Vinnie2000:
Says who?

Some tight and juicy punny can a Guyman moan o!

While some, nah manage you go just dey manage am!

As you dey manage am, na so so hiss you go dey hiss until you cum to your senses.

Na you no gree moan.

I dey moan recklessly if the kpekus is sweet and juicy.

blazesam:
Bro I waited for the two, all Bleep up. Nigeria shall

Sorry dude

No propaganda against Innocent and industrious Suya will work. I'll advice you channel this energy into something more productive.

blazesam:
Just was indoors untill half past 2 in the afternoon, I just went out to charge my phone. Waited for one babe but she cut my ticket. Shall I have eaten enough.

You don't have electricity at home and you're inviting babe

A further proof that Buhari is more reasonable and sensible than Tinubu.

Proud to identify with my people.


Asexual and proud.


Heaven is the goal.

Mariangeles:
Oha, the king of soups.

Okra is the king of soups.

Please let's not argue about this.

virginprincess:
Godforbid, How can someone wish for this kind of problem?

I always thank God for the kind of body he gave to be.

Lamentations of a Lime breast femail

Peter Obi will make a better President than Tinubu or Atiku.

So, out of the all the problems we're currently facing in this country, it's change of name for schools the only thing bothering Kwara Muslims?

PlayMaker14:
It's been a while bro.... Really miss you and my own brother Kris216

Got caged by Nairaland mods.


How have you been brother?

mariahAngel:
Now, this is more like it!

The other guy was ripped off big time! Adding to the fact that the fish sold to him didn't seem fresh.

Yours are even bigger and fresher, looking at the fishes' eyes and skin.

Na eyes of fish you come look here, bah

Yul should start with State Assembly and stop talking too much!

bibianna:
It was wrong of you to use such as a test!

Mind what you use your mouth to say about yourself!

You could have used the internet to help you with healthy ways to test your relationship!

Why test your relationship in the first place? To what end?