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. We've know each other for 10 months but we have never had sex because we are trying to run a Conservative style relationship

Conservator, well done.


A girl you met as a non virgin is who you are engaging with a conservative relationship. If God should open your eyes and let you behold the number of potential gbola that girl accumulated last 10 months, only then will you realized she played you.

She was never your girlfriend. You were just dating yourself. A girl that loves you will always get wet whenever she's with you, to surrender kpekus wouldn't be that hard for her.

I'll advice you emancipate yourself from SIMPle behaviour before you engage your heart with any Nigerian girl again.

Would be easier to see 2 unicorns mating than to see a sensible Nigerian girl.

Tinubu state has been in darkness for 12 years now yet he wants to bring Light to Nigeria. How possible is that?

Ignatio:
That incident ended that club.

Not true. The lounge is still bubbling till tomorrow

You don lash kasham

If No, what are you waiting for?
If Yes, discharge her and move to available kpekus...no time.

This girl was so loyal, I built my world around her

You built your delicate world around a Nigerian girl?

Now she don go lash her colleague and you've broken up with her, what happens to your world you built around her? Has your world crumbled?

Sun dry the bird and let it go.

Plenty foolishness in one post!

money121:
Love is a beautiful thing

There's nothing beautiful about love of a Nigerian girl.

Foolish man!


Your mates dey surprise their account officers, you dey surprise a fish brain liability of a feminine structure! Ode!

Munzy14:
Lol...girl friend 30naira...lmao


Na so una go talk, by the time she shake breast and nyash your body go do you jigijigi...Before you know it healthcare don overtake girl friend budget..

My brother, nyash and breast are demonic

Munzy14:
Lmao...you still got a plot which is cool...You satisfied your urge then..Now you can seperate big nyash from investments...Except say na your wife..

Na like this I wan dey budget my life now.

Is she dead now

They for use firewood to balance the equation.

Peter Obi is Hot cake now.

Congratulations son, your father is truly a strong African man.





Please, broke hungry and wretched feminists here should avoid this thread. Thanks

Esseite:
This might be off the hat, but can Buhari be paid off for the remaining period while we atleast try Osinbanjo for posterity purposes..

Honestly, there is nothing left to look upto with the current president, it seems things only gets worse.

Let's have a feel of Osibanjo....

Osinbajo and Tinubu will do worse than Buhari.

Men love breast
Liquorose no get breast.




Just saying though.

gasparpisciotta:
Show the other infected areas, I want to check something

Those mosquitoe thighs no discourage you from checking something?

seunmsg:
So, what’s wrong in bowing to a 91 years old man?

Slaves typically bow to their masters. I believe you'll agree with me.

Shaky hands can not attract a good handshake.


This is still morning, Tinubu got alot "Bowing down" to do...he should be careful before he exhaust his "Bowing down" subscription.

BlackBeatle:
Yes my gf

Marathon unprotected?

Did you engage coitus with a Nigerian girl recently?

One of the hazards of the job. Na so dey shoot one bouncer that year for Orange room.

Tinubu is not the right person to lead Nigeria. I still can't comprehend how SW choose Tinubu over Osinbajo..it's beyond my understanding

IyaTola:
Are you a girl? Why speak for them?

I speak for them cos I know all their antics long before you were born.

98.683% of Nairaland girls will choose the richest irrespective of his defects.

setobaba:
Good morning, I’m about to lecture my girl on proper way to make egg sauce for bread and yam.
I cook when I’m bothered just to excuse myself from thinking. The better part is, I won’t be able to eat the food cos I prepared it.

About to start now, pls I’m making the kitchen is clean in and out first, so stay tuned.

I think that's the worst part.

Chopchopfine:
Thank you. But you sure say I cook reach you so, because me I stay dey go class oh.

You don reach Ultimate level for cooking, no cap

Chopchopfine:
Election on top food wen I don chop finish

You're a great cook. You cook just like me

ChimasGirl:
I love the assumptions people on Nairaland make! . Simply put, he said his fellow Nigerian men would have several things to say on how to explain a "sweetness." I asked him out of curiosity what it meant, and he wanted me to see how others would describe it.

Literally, for a woman to be sweet means, she pays her bills, she's hardworking, she's not in "urgent 2k gang", she's respectful, she's not a feminist, and she doesn't let the world revolves round her waist.