Basic:
If we all share your kind of mindset, we'll all check soft drinks for dirts after buying them before drinking them, we'll all request to see how neat Mr Biggs kitchens are before buying from them, we'll all check that each page of a brand new dictionary is intact before leaving the bookshop, in fact, when we receive a delivery report after sending a text message, we'll still call the recipients to confirm, when our car fuel meters indicate low fuel, we'll still dip a long tiny stick in the tank to confirm...
Stop thinking like the early man!

mxxpunkxx!:
I shake my head . . most people here are saying machines were made by humans, hence are bound to make errors. I laugh.
Are you guys learned at all? Most machines (or computers) operate on an advanced GIGO level. (Garbarge IN- Garbage out)
Okay, try pressing 2 + 2 on a calculator. You will always get 4.
Whether it's a new calculator with new batteries or old batteries, put Tiger battery or Flash if u like, 2 + 2 = 4 on a calculator
Do calculators make mistakes? The only mistake is you typing the wrong digits.
You should learn how ATMs work. It's very precise and the chance of making such an error of dispensing
a lesser amount of money is 0.00000000000000000000001%

mxxpunkxx!:
I shake my head . . most people here are saying machines were made by humans, hence are bound to make errors. I laugh.
Are you guys learned at all? Most machines (or computers) operate on an advanced GIGO level. (Garbarge IN- Garbage out)
Okay, try pressing 2 + 2 on a calculator. You will always get 4.
Whether it's a new calculator with new batteries or old batteries, put Tiger battery or Flash if u like, 2 + 2 = 4 on a calculator
Do calculators make mistakes? The only mistake is you typing the wrong digits.
You should learn how ATMs work. It's very precise and the chance of making such an error of dispensing
a lesser amount of money is 0.00000000000000000000001%

mxxpunkxx!:
I shake my head . . most people here are saying machines were made by humans, hence are bound to make errors. I laugh.
Are you guys learned at all? Most machines (or computers) operate on an advanced GIGO level. (Garbarge IN- Garbage out)
Okay, try pressing 2 + 2 on a calculator. You will always get 4.
Whether it's a new calculator with new batteries or old batteries, put Tiger battery or Flash if u like, 2 + 2 = 4 on a calculator
Do calculators make mistakes? The only mistake is you typing the wrong digits.
You should learn how ATMs work. It's very precise and the chance of making such an error of dispensing
a lesser amount of money is 0.00000000000000000000001%

mxxpunkxx!:
only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.

spyder880:

I was paid counterfeit N1000 among the N20k I was paid. I took it into the bank and the money was collected and changed quickly. Is the ATM machine an illiterate?

spyder880:

I was paid counterfeit N1000 among the N20k I was paid. I took it into the bank and the money was collected and changed quickly. Is the ATM machine an illiterate?

olabiz2010: . Sharap!!! Mr i know it all, why are you adamant and refuse to learn from others, are you saying you know more than everybody here, see let me tell you i have been shortpaid and overpaid before so what the f**k are you saying, it happens all over the world not only in naija. I have 2 borthers who are bankers are they both confirm it as well, though it's very rare

logica: Dude, if the circuit board is faulty, you will not get 4.

pafestula:
look at this irrelivant comment...So ATM machine still looked for d fake note itself and paid u? That is GIGO in GIGO out, now I see Nig re very far way back from technology and innovations...am out of this debate

mxxpunkxx!:
only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.

swaggerific: Sometimes some of the money gets stuck in the "dispenser"...as in the money will come out but a piece of it will be in the atm. And you can easily forget grabbing it. For me, I count my money ohhh...dont want to hear stories about my money after hustling all day and all night for

swaggerific: Sometimes some of the money gets stuck in the "dispenser"...as in the money will come out but a piece of it will be in the atm. And you can easily forget grabbing it. For me, I count my money ohhh...dont want to hear stories about my money after hustling all day and all night for

mxxpunkxx!:
I shake my head . . most people here are saying machines were made by humans, hence are bound to make errors. I laugh.
Are you guys learned at all? Most machines (or computers) operate on an advanced GIGO level. (Garbarge IN- Garbage out)
Okay, try pressing 2 + 2 on a calculator. You will always get 4.
Whether it's a new calculator with new batteries or old batteries, put Tiger battery or Flash if u like, 2 + 2 = 4 on a calculator
Do calculators make mistakes? The only mistake is you typing the wrong digits.
You should learn how ATMs work. It's very precise and the chance of making such an error of dispensing
a lesser amount of money is 0.00000000000000000000001%

mxxpunkxx!:

If at all you have banker brothers, then they must have gone through school, but the school never went through them.



If the circuit board is faulty, the calculator's power won't come on

@all
NL members are mostly cave-men. If there's a problem with the ATM dispensing incorrect cash (higher or lower), it's not from the physical machine.
The physical ATM works flawlessly. Tell ur presido, Goodluck, to improve your network performance. Most problems arises when the messages are being trasnmitted.
Most of the ppl blabbing dont even know how it works.
There's a super computer located in the machine that does send the atm number, and encrypted pin, to the relay server.
The relay server is located at the ATM'S provider building. If the atm is located inside a bank, then the relay server is located right there in the bank
that's why most people prefer to use atms inside the bank's building at their particular branch.
If it's a roadside ATM, then the relay server is probably located at INTERSWITCH office (or the manufacturer of VERVE cards) depends on the type of ATM card you're using.
From there, the message is transmitted to your banking for confirmation of account details and balance.
Then it goes back to the server (INTERSWITCH OR VERVE head office) and back to the CPU . . the machine inside the ATM compartment.
once there's a glitch in network along these path, en error often occurs, e.g. debit without pay, more cash, less cash etc.


I bet your brothers at the bank do not know this, rubbish.

mxxpunkxx!:

If the circuit board is faulty, the calculator's power won't come on

mxxpunkxx!:
only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.

afolabom:
How i go dey count money in front ATM.
Even if e no complete who u wan complain to?

Basic:
If we all share your kind of mindset, we'll all check soft drinks for dirts after buying them before drinking them, we'll all request to see how neat Mr Biggs kitchens are before buying from them, we'll all check that each page of a brand new dictionary is intact before leaving the bookshop, in fact, when we receive a delivery report after sending a text message, we'll still call the recipients to confirm, when our car fuel meters indicate low fuel, we'll still dip a long tiny stick in the tank to confirm...
Stop thinking like the early man!

adefash:
you complain to the bank.of cause there can be mistake on the part of the custodian,loading 500 in 1000 tray.you have to complain to the bank.there are some errors whose cause can be established.u have to count your money even if u have to step aside for others to use the atm while u count it.i'm an atm engineer and i'm speaking as a professional.no system is perfect.

mxxp ;Dunkxx!:
only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.